Baby Mentalist (2013)

Actors: Matt Hill (actor), Aaron Moles (actor), Drew Droege (actor), Larry Hankin (actor), Randall Park (actor), Randall Park (writer), Randall Park (writer), LeJon (actor), Lindsay Ames (actress), Jennie Pierson (actress), Sonal Shah (actress), Ryan Nagata (producer), Jae W. Suh (actress), Evan Mann (actor), Eric Winzenried (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Short,

Les Saltimbanques (2013)

Actors: Erik Cassin (producer), Erik Cassin (actor), Erik Cassin (director), Erik Cassin (writer), Annie Price (miscellaneous crew), Annie Price (actor), Terence Price (actor), Terence Price (actor), Annie Price (producer), Dylan Price (producer), Gavin Price (producer), Terence Price (producer), Dylan Price (writer), Gavin Price (writer), Dylan Price (director),

Plot: In the debut film of the Price brothers, a down and out clown on his last hope and beer gets pulled back into his manipulative prop-comic father's bag of tricks in hopes of keeping a roof over his head. Set along the writer/director team's childhood home of the the shores of Long Island, this offbeat tragicomedy is a pinnacle of independent film-making with a budget of $1500.

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,

Pride (2007)

Actors: Aaron Zigman (composer), Cassandra Barbour (miscellaneous crew), Terrence Howard (producer), Carol Sutton (actress), Tom Arnold (actor), Michael Paseornek (producer), Cynthia LeBlanc (actress), Jay Oliver (actor), Bernie Mac (actor), Geraldine Glenn (actress), Louis Herthum (actor), Terrence Howard (actor), Elton LeBlanc (actor), Doug Burch (miscellaneous crew), Josef Brandmaier (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama, Family, Sport,
Taglines: Reach for it with everything you've got. Inspired by true events. Two can reach higher than one. Eight will touch a miracle. There are no shortcuts to a dream.

Quotes:

Jim Ellis: My life is way too short for me to spend my time around people who don't care about nothin'.

Epic Movie (2007)

Actors: Scott L. Schwartz (actor), Katt Williams (actor), Jim Piddock (actor), Kal Penn (actor), Fred Willard (actor), Kevin McDonald (actor), Crispin Glover (actor), David Carradine (actor), Roscoe Lee Browne (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor), Tony Cox (actor), Kevin Hart (actor), Dave Gist (actor), Carmen Electra (actress), Jennifer Coolidge (actress),

Plot: Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch!

Keywords: acrobat, airplane, albino, animated-sequence, apple-computer, archery, axe, axe-in-chest, band, bare-breasts
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: The mother of all spoofs From 2 of the 6 writers of "Scary Movie" We Know It's Big. We Measured. Opening Wide, January 26

Quotes:

Peter: [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie! [camera shows a stick figure with hair]

White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.::[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]::Edward: White Castle? I feel like I've been there before.

Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?

Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!

[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]::Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!

Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?::Edward: Uh-huh.::Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!::Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"::[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]::Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.

Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...::Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch] [In the distance] Take that, Bitch!::Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.

Dawn Anna (2005)

Actors: Arliss Howard (producer), Arliss Howard (director), Murray Ord (producer), Alex Van (actor), Arliss Howard (writer), Debra Winger (actress), Tom Cox (producer), Tom Carey (actor), Gib Jaffe (editor), Jordy Randall (producer), Tom Patricia (producer), Greg Lawson (actor), Sandi Cameron (miscellaneous crew), Tatiana Maslany (actress), Jay Rabinowitz (editor),

Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Dawn Anna Townsend: Everything that's loud is hollow inside. A drum, a horn. You're not hollow, I know it. So come on, make me look bad. Give me a tough one.

Kart Racer (2003)

Actors: Steve Adams (actor), Jason Cavalier (actor), Irene Litinsky (producer), Cynthia Amsden (miscellaneous crew), Ken Dhaliwal (miscellaneous crew), Dean Hagopian (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Harland Williams (actor), Stuart Gillard (director), Jeff Danna (composer), Frank Hübner (producer), Philip Spensley (actor), Will Rothhaar (actor), Leif Bristow (producer), Leif Bristow (actor),

Plot: 14-year-old Watts Davies is estranged from his dad, a former International Karting Federation (IKF) champion. Watts's resolve to race in the upcoming IKF Regional Championships rekindles their relationship as they pursue the dream together.

Keywords: 14-year-old, adolescent, father-son-relationship, gocart, race, teenage-boy, teenager
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family,
Taglines: Courage has no speed limit

The Chamber (1996)

Actors: John Davis (producer), Brian Grazer (producer), Millie Perkins (actress), Josef Sommer (actor), Chris O'Donnell (actor), Nicholas Pryor (actor), Robert Prosky (actor), Faye Dunaway (actress), Gene Hackman (actor), Jack Conley (actor), Richard Bradford (actor), Raymond J. Barry (actor), Raymond J. Barry (actor), William Goldman (writer), Ron Howard (producer),

Plot: Having survived the hatred and bigotry that was his Klansman grandfather's only legacy, young attorney Adam Hall seeks at the last minute to appeal the old man's death sentence for the murder of two small Jewish boys 30 years before. Only four weeks before Sam Cayhall is to be executed, Adam meets his grandfather for the first time in the Mississippi prison which has held him since the crime. The meeting is predictably tense when the educated, young Mr. "Hall" confronts his venom-spewing elder, Mr. "Cayhall," about the murders. The next day, headlines run proclaiming Adam the grandson who has come to the state to save his grandfather, the infamous Ku Klux Klan bomber. While the old man's life lies in the balance, Adam's motivation in fighting this battle becomes clear as the story unfolds. Not only does he fight for his grandfather, but perhaps for himself as well. He has come to heal the wounds of his own father's suicide, to mitigate the secret shame he has always felt for the genetic fluke which made this man his grandfather, and to bring closure -- one way or another -- to the suffering the old man seems to have brought to everyone he has ever known. But, would mercy soften his grandfather's heart?

Keywords: alcohol, anti-semitism, based-on-novel, black-cop, bomb, box-office-flop, capital-punishment, courtroom, crisis-of-conscience, death-row
Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Time is running out.

Quotes:

E. Garner Goodman: How much do you know about the death penalty?::Adam Hall: I've read everything there is.::E. Garner Goodman: Then you know nothing.

Lee Bowen: Pretty good for poor white trash. How well I'll be accepted after everybody finds out I'm Hitler's daughter is another thing.

Lee Bowen: We come from a long line of hate.

Sam Cayhall: Save me. Your don't look like you can save a turkey from Thanksgiving.

Nora Stark: You're in Mississippi now - land of the secrets. There are bodies buried everywhere.

Sam Cayhall: If you spend half as much time trying to be a lawyer instead of trying to be Dick Tracy, I might not be dead in five days.

Fluppy Dogs (1986)

Actors: Marshall Efron (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Susan Blu (actress), Susan Blu (actress), Fred Wolf (director), Fred Wolf (producer), Shirley Walker (composer), Lorenzo Music (actor), Michael Rye (actor), Jessica Pennington (actress), Carl Steven (actor), Bruce Talkington (writer), Haskell Barkin (writer),

Plot: A band of humanoid dogs who are dimension hopping for adventure arrive on Earth in a North American city and into big trouble. They become separated and must hide their true nature by passing as the native dogs. Their only chance of returning home is with the help of a human boy and girl they befriend. However, a wealthy collector of rare animals is after them and the key that creates the portals necessary to travel has almost lost its power.

Keywords: alternate-dimension, alternative-reality, animal-escapes-pound, animal-in-title, animal-name-in-title, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, baseball-cap, breaking-and-entering, bribe
Genres: Animation, Family,

Quotes:

Wagstaff: Just as I thought: those were Fluppies!

[repeated line]::Stanley: Adventure, Jamie. Adventure!

Ozzie: Can we go through?::Stanley: It's got be better than this place. [to the others] Everybody in, quickly!

Wagstaff: [in his car, on the phone] If they give us trouble, buy them out. [covering the mic with his hand] Hamish, what's the hold-up?::Hamish: Uh, looks like dogs loose on the street, Mr. Wagstaff.::Stanley: [jumping onto the car hood and calling to the others] This way!::Wagstaff: That dog talked! [getting out of the car, accidently hitting a policeman, then pulling him up by his collar] That dog talked!

Claire: [several months after the Fluppies have disappeared into their home portal] You're thinking about them, aren't you?::Jamie Bingham: Yeah.::Claire: Me, too.::Jamie Bingham: While they were here, they were driving me crazy, but now I'd give *anything* to have them back. They sure messed up my life.::Claire: I'll say. You aren't the same little nerd I used to know. I wonder what they're doing right now?::Jamie Bingham: I don't know, but I betcha it's fun.

Irreconcilable Differences (1984)

Actors: Sam Wanamaker (actor), Sharon Stone (actress), Stuart Pankin (actor), Drew Barrymore (actress), Ellen Geer (actress), Shelley Long (actress), Ryan O'Neal (actor), David Paymer (actor), Allen Garfield (actor), Ken Lerner (actor), Luana Anders (actress), Jenny Gago (actress), David Graf (actor), Bruce A. Block (miscellaneous crew), Steffen Zacharias (actor),

Plot: Albert and Lucy fall in love, get married, and have a daughter Casey. Everything is wonderful, till success in business distract Albert and Lucy from each other and Casey. They soon divorce and start fighting so Casey beats sues to divorce her parents, to go live with the maid who has been taking care of her. Themedia has a field day, which is only making things worse.

Keywords: 1970s, actress, anxiety-attack, battle-of-the-sexes, behind-the-scenes, book, break-up, cheating-husband, child's-point-of-view, child-emancipation
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: They've Got Everything... including a 10 year old daughter who's suing them for divorce. It took a divorce to bring them all together.

Quotes:

Casey Brodsky: I'm just a kid, and I don't know what I'm doing sometimes. But I think you should know better when you're all grown up. I think you should know how to act, and how to treat people. And I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love 'em any more. And I think if you have a child, you should treat that child like a human being and not like a pet. Not like you treat your dog or somethin'. You know, when you have a dog sometimes you forget he's there, and then when you get lonely suddenly you remember him, and you remember how cute he is and stuff, and you kiss him a lot, but then the next day when you're busy again you don't notice him. That's how I've been treated for the past 4 years, and you don't treat your kid like your dog. It's not right.

Blake Chandler: [singing] This Civil War ain't gonna get me down. I'm taking my act to a brand new town. This belle rings in old Atlanta. I'm gonna find myself a brand new Santa!

Lucy Van Patten Brodsky: That bimbo stole my husband! They drank their lover's wine in glasses I stood in line to buy!

Albert Brodsky: [reading from Casey's Book "Tomorrow"] "Erica James celebrated her 13th birthday by screwing the entire junior varsity basketball team!" What is this?::Casey Brodsky: A book! May I have it back please?

Casey Brodsky: Mother, you and dad for a long time did not recognize my rights as a human being. You both treated me like chattel. You cannot do with me as you please anymore. We have irreconcilable differences.

Lucy Van Patten Brodsky: Do you have kids?::Woman at Party: Yeah, but I'm not into parenting right now.

Lucy Van Patten Brodsky: Yesterday I found a cobweb on my diaphragm.

Mon père et mon papa (1938)

Actors: Jules Berry (actor), Alice Tissot (actress), Gaston Schoukens (producer), Gaston Schoukens (director), Blanche Montel (actress), Gustave Libeau (actor), Guillaume Lambrette (actor), Fernand Wicheler (writer), Marguerite Daulboys (actress), Paul Gury (actor), Paul Gury (composer), Loïc Le Gouriadec (writer), Loïc Le Gouriadec (writer), Réginald (actor), V.O. Ursmar (composer),

Genres: Comedy,