Mar 25
Click for full imageWhat if we go for something that’s kind of a cross between art and an eighties music video? We’ll have flaming eye balls and some women with retro make-up playing with her magical sticks. Then just pack any text at the top and if we can, make it like an ancient scroll banner. Classy.
(Average: 8.60 out of 10)
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March 25th, 2010 at 10:06 am
My eyes . . . they burn! No really, they do.
March 25th, 2010 at 10:14 am
For Behold! I wield the mighty Cotton Bud of Balefire!
March 25th, 2010 at 10:35 am
I don’t want to alarm that man. But he seems to have a women growing out of the back of his head.
March 25th, 2010 at 11:52 am
She’s knitting! Knitting wispy-shine magic from swirling eye-fire hair! With The Crow’s eye makeup on! Why can no one see that this makes perfect sense?
March 25th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
James has been channeling early period Genesis again. I’m sure those lines are from a song on side 2 (side 2 – how quaint) of Nursery Crymes.
March 25th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Nursery Cryme, not ‘Crymes’! Tch! Don’t you know anything?
March 25th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
And the correct lyric is: ‘they called him the man with farting eyes …’
March 25th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Now we know who edits the editors.
March 25th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Looks like Michael Jackson at a somber Halloween party.
March 25th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I like aswell how the text isn’t even centered. Its definately slightly to the left. I’m not sure why this offends me as much as the dude vomiting flame from his eyes.
March 27th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
It helps if you sing this like ACDC:
She was a rock-n-roll HAIR STYLiisssst, eEEEyyyyeaaaAH
She was a rock-n-roll HAIR STYLissssst, eeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaah
March 27th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Top, top cover.
The only thing about it that I don’t understand is why this site hasn’t yet been overrun by hordes of Idle Thumbs. WIZAAAARD!
(sorry, Scoops)
March 28th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
‘If you keep on doing that young wizard man, you will go flaming blind!”
April 22nd, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Yes very ‘Men Without Hats’
June 26th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
‘Excuse me? My eyes are up HERE! Oh, and down there too, I suppose.’
It’s hard to see, but there’s a screaming phantom skull in the eyeball fire. Are those eyes actually Ghostbusters-style ecto-containment units? And by swirling her sparkler into the field, the lady has ‘crossed the streams’?
June 27th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Wow. I completely visually misread this. I didn’t see the guy’s head at all, just the woman. It looked like she was wearing a truly ugly shapeless buff-colored garment with her own black hair swirled in an entirely unlikely fashion to completely conceal any sign of her breasts, which struck me as an unlikely marketing decision.