Hail to the Groupies (2012)

Actors: Jason Baustin (producer), Jason Baustin (editor), Greg Coale (actor), Rob Stull (actor), Tiffany Ariany (actress), Phil Piruzzi Filsoof (actor), Phil Piruzzi Filsoof (actor), Juan Eloy Carrera (actor), Melissa Panos (actress), Steven A. Webb (actor), Edward Robert Bach (actor), Alexis Barone (actress), Michelle Trout (actress), J.D. Wine (actor), Terry Ward (actor),

Plot: ROAD TRIPPIN' vampires transsexual nudityVenus de Milo cemetery gay detective Dirty FairyGoody Two Shoes death seat phobia an alien named Queer-O friendship (as in meaning of) ... drama, trauma & sick hilarity !!!HAIL TO THE GROUPIES (sound like fun?)A movie director's assistant and her friends faithfully search for the meaning of life and love amid the wasteland of contemporary Hollywood.

Keywords: farce, nudity, parody, sex-comedy, transgender, vampire
Genres: Comedy,

Am I Questing (2011)

Actors: Benjamin Kearney (writer), Benjamin Kearney (producer), Benjamin Kearney (director), Tom Neunzerling (producer), Tom Neunzerling (actor), Tom Neunzerling (writer), Rusty Hattle (writer), Rusty Hattle (actor), Daniel Brantsma (actor), Tegan Good (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Lives and Deaths of the Poets (2011)

Actors: Patrick Michael Strange (actor), Patrick Michael Strange (actor), Tom Townsend (actor), Dave Cooperman (actor), Dave Cooperman (actor), Kendra North (actress), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress), Kevin Tan (actor), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress), Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress),

Plot: Lives and Deaths of the Poets spoofs and parodies incidents taken from the lives of famous writers, artists, and musicians (collectively "Poets") throughout history. Comprising a series of approximately 50 comic vignettes, the movie is the fictional story of what really did not happen to these famed Poets, who have so enriched all of our lives.

Keywords: emperor-nero, independent-film, musician, nudity, parody, poet, sketch-comedy, spoof, writer
Genres: Comedy,

The King & the Worst (2009)

Actors: Arnau Bataller (composer), David Galán Galindo (director), David Galán Galindo (writer), David Galán Galindo (producer), Pepe Macías (actor), Pilar Rubio (actress), José Luis Chavarría (actor), Luis Yagüe (actor), Verónica Bagdasarian (actress), Ignacio Yrizar (editor), Pilar Iglesias (producer), Carlos Heras (composer), Jose Antonio Benedicto (actor),

Plot: Durante la Segunda Guerra Mundial sucedieron cosas terribles, pero nunca se supo que el destino del mundo entero dependía de dos únicos soldados: «El Rey de los cómics», Jack Kirby y «El peor director de cine de todos los tiempos» Ed Wood. Ambos se verán inmersos en una misión en la que deberán cumplir su destino. Murciélagos, nazis muertos, seres malvados y un extraño mentor, les llevarán a vivir una aventura que marcará sus vidas, pero no en este mundo, sino al otro lado del espejo

Keywords: comics, jack, kirby, wood
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Short,
Taglines: Two outstanding men, become two outstanding heroes.

Vampira: The Movie (2006)

Actors: Deborah Dutch (actress), Cassandra Peterson (actress), Julie Strain (actress), David J. Skal (actor), Forrest J Ackerman (actor), Debbie Rochon (actress), Sid Haig (actor), Lloyd Kaufman (actor), Bill Moseley (actor), Kevin Eastman (actor), Ari Lehman (composer), Vampira (actress), Smokey Miles (actor), John Zacherle (miscellaneous crew), John Zacherle (actor),

Genres: Documentary,

The Hillywood Show (2006)

Actors: Hillary Hindi (editor), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (producer), Hillary Hindi (writer), Hillary Hindi (director), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hillary Hindi (actress), Hannah Hindi (writer), Hannah Hindi (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Two Sisters. One Camera.

Horror Incorporated (2002)

Actors: Thom Lange (actor), Thom Lange (writer), Thom Lange (actor), Thom Lange (editor), Thom Lange (producer), Thom Lange (director), Tim McCall (producer), Tim McCall (actor), Tim McCall (director), Tim McCall (editor), Phil Darg (actor), Phil Darg (actor), Phil Darg (actor), Phil Darg (actor), Phil Darg (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Grave robbing. Monsters. Mad science. Just your average Saturday night . . .

Quotes:

Uncle Ghoulie: Hey there fright fans!

Carbuncle: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Uncle Ghoulie: Gordon... Gordon old man... what do ya say hop on up to the projection booth and spool this baby on up!

Ed Wood (1994)

Actors: Gene LeBell (actor), Mike Starr (actor), Martin Landau (actor), Mickey Cottrell (actor), Bill Murray (actor), G.D. Spradlin (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Vincent D'Onofrio (actor), Ray Baker (actor), Norman Alden (actor), Jeffrey Jones (actor), Conrad Brooks (actor), Ned Bellamy (actor), Biff Yeager (actor), Rance Howard (actor),

Plot: The life of 'Edward D. Wood Jr.', hailed as the worst director (of _Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)_ (qv), _Glen or Glenda (1953)_ (qv) and _Bride of the Monster (1955)_ (qv)) of all time.

Keywords: 1950s, actor, actress, affection, angora, angora-sweater, apartment, b-movie, bach's-toccata-and-fugue, baptism
Genres: Biography, Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Movies were his passion. Women were his inspiration. Angora sweaters were his weakness. When it came to making bad movies, Ed Wood was the best.

Quotes:

Kathy O'Hara: Eddie's the only fella in town who doesn't pass judgment on people.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: That's right. If I did, I wouldn't have any friends.

[Bela, in his Dracula costume, hears the doorbell on Halloween night]::Bela Lugosi: Children! I love children.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I met Bela Lugosi.::Dolores Fuller: Why, I thought he was dead.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of.

[Bela Lugosi casts a love spell on Vampira who is on TV while moving his fingers like Dracula]::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: My Gosh, Bela, how do you do that?::Bela Lugosi: You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life! When is your next picture coming out?::Bela Lugosi: I have no next picture.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You gotta be joking, a great star like you? You must have dozens of them lined up!::Bela Lugosi: Back in the old days, yes... Now, no one gives two fucks for Bela.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: But you're a big star!::Bela Lugosi: No more. I haven't worked in four years. This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out.::[pauses]::Bela Lugosi: I'm just an ex-boogeyman.

Bela Lugosi: They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers... Who would believe such nonsense?

[Bela Lugosi answers the door on Halloween night wearing his Dracula costume]::Children: Trick or treat! [At the sight of Dracula, all but one little boy scream and run away]::Bela Lugosi: Aren't you scared, little boy? I'm going to drink your blood!::Little boy: You're not a real vampire. Those teeth don't frighten me.::[Bela looks puzzled. Ed Wood appears next to him in the doorway]::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: How 'bout these? [Pulls out his entire row of front teeth]::[Little boy screams and runs away]::Bela Lugosi: Hey... How d'you do that?::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Dentures! [Holds them up] Lost my pearlies in the war!

Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!

[On the phone, agitated]::Georgie Weiss: Look, look, look, when I said that you could have the western territories, I didn't mean all 11 states! I meant California, Oregon, and, uh, what's that one on top...::[Looks at map]::Georgie Weiss: Washington! Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Well, *screw you*!

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.