Ed Wood (1994)

Actors

• Don Amendolia (actor)
• Bill Anderson (actor)
• Vinny Argiro (actor)
• Ray Baker (actor)
• Matthew Barry (actor)
• Ned Bellamy (actor)
• Tommy Bertelsen (actor)
• Robert Binford (actor)
• Herbert Boche (actor)
• Jim Boyce (actor)
• Mike Breyer (actor)
• Conrad Brooks (actor)
• Tommy Bush (actor)
• Max Casella (actor)
• Norman Alden (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

Movies were his passion. Women were his inspiration. Angora sweaters were his weakness.
When it came to making bad movies, Ed Wood was the best.

Quotes:

Kathy O'Hara: Eddie's the only fella in town who doesn't pass judgment on people.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: That's right. If I did, I wouldn't have any friends.

[Bela, in his Dracula costume, hears the doorbell on Halloween night]::Bela Lugosi: Children! I love children.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I met Bela Lugosi.::Dolores Fuller: Why, I thought he was dead.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of.

[Bela Lugosi casts a love spell on Vampira who is on TV while moving his fingers like Dracula]::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: My Gosh, Bela, how do you do that?::Bela Lugosi: You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life! When is your next picture coming out?::Bela Lugosi: I have no next picture.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You gotta be joking, a great star like you? You must have dozens of them lined up!::Bela Lugosi: Back in the old days, yes... Now, no one gives two fucks for Bela.::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: But you're a big star!::Bela Lugosi: No more. I haven't worked in four years. This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out.::[pauses]::Bela Lugosi: I'm just an ex-boogeyman.

Bela Lugosi: They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers... Who would believe such nonsense?

[Bela Lugosi answers the door on Halloween night wearing his Dracula costume]::Children: Trick or treat! [At the sight of Dracula, all but one little boy scream and run away]::Bela Lugosi: Aren't you scared, little boy? I'm going to drink your blood!::Little boy: You're not a real vampire. Those teeth don't frighten me.::[Bela looks puzzled. Ed Wood appears next to him in the doorway]::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: How 'bout these? [Pulls out his entire row of front teeth]::[Little boy screams and runs away]::Bela Lugosi: Hey... How d'you do that?::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Dentures! [Holds them up] Lost my pearlies in the war!

Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?::Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!

[On the phone, agitated]::Georgie Weiss: Look, look, look, when I said that you could have the western territories, I didn't mean all 11 states! I meant California, Oregon, and, uh, what's that one on top...::[Looks at map]::Georgie Weiss: Washington! Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Well, *screw you*!

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

Johnson, Karl Filmography

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  2004, role: actor

Johnson, Karl Filmography

• Night of the Ghouls
  1959, role: actor , character name: Dead Man
• Plan 9 from Outer Space
  1959, role: actor , character name: Farmer Calder
• The Unearthly
  1957, role: actor , character name: Monster in Basement
• Madame Bovary
  1949, role: actor , character name: Drunken Guest

Johnson, Karl Filmography

• Mr Invisible
  2013, role: actor , character name: The Handler
• Epitaph
  2013, role: actor , character name: Claude
• The Sea
  2013, role: actor , character name: Blunden
• Good Vibrations
  2012, role: actor , character name: George
• The Pier
  2011, role: actor , character name: Larry McCarthy
• The Deep Blue Sea
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mr. Miller
• Third Star
  2010, role: actor , character name: Ticket Seller
• Small Island
  2009, role: actor , character name: Arthur Bligh
• I Know You Know
  2008, role: actor , character name: Ernie
• Is Anybody There?
  2008, role: actor , character name: Arthur
• The Edge of Love
  2008, role: actor , character name: Dai Fred
• Four Last Songs
  2007, role: actor , character name: Erico
• Dog Altogether
  2007, role: actor , character name: Jack
• The Trial of Tony Blair
  2007, role: actor , character name: Father Lunt
• Ladies and Gentlemen
  2007, role: actor , character name: Uncle Philip
• Hot Fuzz
  2007, role: actor , character name: PC Bob Walker
• Copying Beethoven
  2006, role: actor , character name: Stefan Holtz
• Elizabeth David: A Life in Recipes
  2006, role: actor , character name: Norman Douglas
• Nostradamus
  2006, role: actor
• The Chatterley Affair
  2006, role: actor , character name: Mr. Justice Byrne
• The Illusionist
  2006, role: actor , character name: Doctor
• The Illusionist
  2006, role: actor , character name: Old Man
• Frozen
  2005, role: actor , character name: Coastguard Bill
• Heidi
  2005, role: actor , character name: Old Man
• England Expects
  2004, role: actor , character name: Gilbert
• When I'm Sixty-Four
  2004, role: actor , character name: Billy
• 77 Beds
  2003, role: actor , character name: Spiritual Father
• The Mayor of Casterbridge
  2003, role: actor , character name: Fall
• Tomorrow La Scala!
  2002, role: actor , character name: Sydney
• Pure
  2002, role: actor , character name: Grandad
• David Copperfield
  1999, role: actor , character name: Tungay
• Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon
  1998, role: actor , character name: John Deakin
• The Temptation of Franz Schubert
  1997, role: actor , character name: Doctor
• Soup
  1996, role: actor , character name: Wittgenstein
• Catherine the Great
  1996, role: actor , character name: Sheshkovsky
• Wittgenstein
  1993, role: actor , character name: Ludwig Wittgenstein
• Let Him Have It
  1991, role: actor , character name: Parris
• Close My Eyes
  1991, role: actor , character name: Colin
• Prick Up Your Ears
  1987, role: actor , character name: Douglas Orton
• A Prayer for the Dying
  1987, role: actor , character name: Fitzgerald
• The Magic Shop
  1982, role: actor
• Sons and Lovers
  1981, role: actor , character name: Paul Morel
• The Tempest
  1979, role: actor , character name: Ariel, an airy spirit
• Jubilee
  1978, role: actor , character name: Sphinx
• Champions
  1978, role: actor

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