Model Mockumentary (2008)

Actors: Ernesto Cantu (actor), Toby B. Styling (director), Toby B. Styling (editor), Alex Edwards (actor), Toby B. Styling (actor), Toby B. Styling (writer), Vidal Sancho (actor), Jonny Kight (actor), Ziggy Lichman (actor), Raphael Edwards (actor), Mahny Djahanguiri (actor), Kristian Ademola (actor), Bradley Yip (actor), Genki McClure (actor), Damola Adelaja (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Following Mr Zero's thermo-nuclear underwear model casting.

From Justin to Kelly (2003)

Actors: Kelly Clarkson (actress), Robert Iscove (director), Marc Macaulay (actor), Simon Fuller (producer), Kim Fuller (writer), Alison Faulk (actress), Alison Faulk (miscellaneous crew), Zachary Woodlee (actor), Anika Noni Rose (actress), Michael Wandmacher (composer), Carol Green (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Radzikowski (miscellaneous crew), Michael Hendrickson (miscellaneous crew), Robert Engelman (producer), Marc H. Katz (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Spring break in Miami is the scene. It's where surf-drenched guys cruise girls in bikinis and raucous parties rule day and night. It's the perfect time and place for three young women from Texas and a trio of college guys from Pennsylvania to find adventure and maybe even fall in love. In a Texas dive bar, Kelly is singing her heart out to a few local yokels when her best friends Kaya and Alexa try and tempt her away for some fun in the Florida sun. It's an easy sell--even for the cautious Kelly - and the three head for Miami. Making their way to the same destination is the "Pennsylvania Posse": college students Justin, Brandon, and Eddie. Justin and Brandon are smooth-talking party promoters, while Eddie's primed to meet Lizzie, the cyber dream girl he's been e-mailing for months. Miami Beach, beating with a rhythm all its own, is teeming with beautiful people. Kelly's friends are drawn into the beachside fun, while Kelly tentatively navigates a sea of strangers. When her eyes meet Justin's, everything changes--in an instant. While Kaya and Alexa are content to survey the parade of eye candy, Kelly's now only interested in the guy with the irresistible smile. The feeling is mutual, and Justin's on fire. But as luck would have it, he loses Kelly's number--and boy-crazy Alexa has already set her sights on Justin. She will stop at nothing--even betraying a friend--to nab Justin as her own. Will true love win out for the star-crossed Justin and Kelly?

Keywords: beach, box-office-flop, boy-with-glasses, character-name-in-title, critically-bashed, exploitation, miami-beach, singer, spring-break, teen-movie
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: The tale of two American Idols

Quotes:

Alexa: I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.

Alexa: You're interested in Kelly?::Justin: Yeah.::Alexa: You're the mayor of Spring Break, and she's one-bonnet-shy-Amish!

Eddie: Trust me, getting rejected by text is a lot less humiliating.::Brandon, Justin: Right

Kelly: I'm from Texas, I've seen bigger.

Luke: Why don't you back off side-show Bob?

Justin: Hey, you're the girl from the beach.::Kelly: My friends call me Kelly for short.

Kaya: Heck, yeah! I mean 'hell yeah', I say hell all the time! Hell, hell, hell... hell

Eddie: Excuse me. Are you Lizzie from the Internet?

Justin: We need to talk.::Kelly: I have nothing to say to you.::Justin: Why are you being like this?::Kelly: What am I suppose to be like after what you've done?::Justin: What I did?::Kelly: You came on to her! Or should I reenact it for you? It's probably the same little show you put on for me, expect without a boat. I should've believed what everybody said about you in the first place.::Justin: I meant everything I said. And I didn't come on to her. She came on to me.::Kelly: Really? Why would she do that?::Justin: To break us up, Kelly! Listen, if anybody's gonna be mad around here, it should be me. You've been hot and cold. First you're blowing me off, and then you're leaving me these messages.::Kelly: What messages?::Justin: That's exactly what I'm talking about. And you accuse me of being a player. Well, you're the one playing games, Kelly. You know what? Game over.

Alexa: You okay?::Kelly: Yeah... No.::Alexa: Let's head back to the hotel. [Alexa dumps her purse, her phone falls out]::Kelly: Oh Lex. Your phone. [Kelly picks it up and begins to examine the text messages]::Alexa: Come on, y'all. Let's go.::Kelly: [she shakes her head after reading the messages sent to Justin] What?::Kaya: What did you do?::Alexa: Nothin'!::Kelly: How could you do this to me?::Alexa: I don't know. Kel, it's easy for you. I mean, you get people to see what you really are, and I-I've always been jealous. I know I shouldn't. I mean, we've been friends since forever, but... Kaya had a guy and you had Justin. I just felt like Miss Runner-Up. You have to believe that I did not mean to hurt you. I promise. I just-I just thought if I could get Justin to like me, then... Maybe I can be as good as you.::Kelly: You're nothing like me, Alexa. Because I would never do that to a friend.