The Science of Blowjobs and Throbbing Hearts (2011)

Actors: Sean G. Tarjoto (actor), Boomer Tibbs (actor), Paul Bright (actor), Rob Cristiano (producer), Peter Hodgins (actor), Victoria Negri (actress), Stian Hafstad (director), Matt Garafalo (actor), Dennison Ramalho (actor), Stian Hafstad (writer), Fernando Frias (actor), Lindsay Tolbert (producer), Robert Gambino (actor), Donavon Dietz (actor), Jeffrey Smith (actor),

Plot: Inside the head of a geeky teenage boy, a group of scientists lead by Albert Einstein, are trying to find the ultimate approach to charm the boy's dream girl. They do the calculations, he acts them out. But he soon discovers that mathematical formulas might not be the best way to win a girl's heart.

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Einstein and Eddington (2008)

Actors: David M. Thompson (producer), Richard Szabó (miscellaneous crew), David Tennant (actor), Jo Cameron Brown (actress), János Papp (miscellaneous crew), Jo Cameron Brown (miscellaneous crew), George Faber (producer), Paul Brooke (actor), Greg Bennett (actor), Anton Lesser (actor), Jim Broadbent (actor), Andy Serkis (actor), Donald Sumpter (actor), Béla Vaszary (miscellaneous crew), Jodhi May (actress),

Plot: Sir Arthur Eddington is a renowned physicist at Cambridge University and an expert in the measurement of the physical world. He along with all of his colleagues are also avowed Newtonians. Sir Oliver Lodge suggests that he read a new thesis put forward by a German-Swiss scientist named Albert Einstein who is suggesting that Sir Isaac Newton may have got it wrong. The expectation is that Einstein's theories will be disproven but Eddington admits that his General Theory of Relativity has merit. These are turbulent times as England and Germany are at war and Eddington's own loyalty is called into question when, as a Quaker, he refuses to fight. In the end, Eddington develops a series of tests to either prove or disprove Einstein's theories. For his part, Einstein has his own struggles during this period: the breakdown of his marriage, his integration into the university in Berlin and his own strident pacifism that led him to oppose German militarism and the First World War. In the end, Eddington proves Einstein's theories as correct causing what many believe to be the launch of modern day physics.

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Genres: Drama, History,

Quotes:

[Einstein is trying to work out why Newton's Laws of Motion do not correctly explain the orbit of the planet Mercury]::Max Planck: May I ask you a very serious question? What if God were to say you were mistaken? If he said "Stop. Newton is right"?::Albert Einstein: Then I would thank God for his point of view, and we would agree to differ, and I would be left feeling very sorry for God.

Arthur Eddington: Pick up the tablecloth. [Winnie and Frank hold up the tablecloth] Space. The tablecloth is space... [Holds up a round loaf of bread] The sun. [Drops it in the middle of the stretched tablecloth] What's happening?::Winnie Eddington: What?::Arthur Eddington: What's happening with the sun in space?::Winnie Eddington: Well, the bread is sinking into the tablecloth.::Frank Dyson: The sun makes a shape around it in space.::Arthur Eddington: Yes. Now, what happens if I do this? [Tosses an apple into the tablecloth; apple makes an oval around the bread] It *wants* to travel in a straight line, but it can't. Why not?::Winnie Eddington: Because the bread is making a shape.::Frank Dyson: The apple follows the curves made in space.::Arthur Eddington: Yes. Yes, space is shaped. And *that* is how gravity works. Space tells objects how to move. Objects tell space what shape to be. And there's a way to prove it.

Fritz Haber: [Elsa accompanies Einstein as he fetches his mail in the senior common room of the University. As they enter the room, the other faculty members looks up]::Fritz Haber: This is the senior common room.::Albert Einstein: [Einstein looks at Haber]::Fritz Haber: She's a woman...::Albert Einstein: [Einstein looks at Elsa]::Albert Einstein: Do you know Haber, I think you could be right. Quick, what should we do? God knows. Anything might happen.

Arthur Eddington: If the cloud breaks quarter past two tomorrow, we look up into the heavens, take photographs of the eclipse, we will be scientists at our work. We'll be looking at the poetry of existence. And if Einstein's right, the Universe will never look the same again.

Albert Einstein (1972)

Actors: Martin Trévières (actor), Antoine Marin (actor), Maurice Garrel (actor), Jean-Pierre Bagot (actor), Pierre Londiche (actor), Pierre Leproux (actor), Jean-Marie Robain (actor), Albert Delpy (actor), Pierre Arditi (actor), Van Doude (actor), Henri Crémieux (actor), Jacques Lalande (actor), Teddy Bilis (actor), Jean-Claude Jay (actor), Bernard Bloch (actor),

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