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Laurie Oakes (born 14 August 1943, Newcastle, New South Wales) is an Australian political journalist, commentator, and media personality. Since 1966, he has worked in the Canberra Press Gallery, covering the Parliament of Australia and federal elections.
Oakes was educated at Lithgow High School (of which he was the dux in 1961) and graduated in 1964 from the University of Sydney while working part-time with the Sydney Daily Mirror.
At the age of 25 he was the Melbourne Sun's Canberra Bureau Chief and while working for that paper he began providing political commentaries for the TV program, Willesee at Seven. In 1978 he began The Laurie Oakes Report, a televised political journal. In 1979 he joined Network Ten and worked there for five years. He has since written about politics for The Age in Melbourne and the Sunday Telegraph in Sydney. He has commentated for several radio stations.
In 1980, he obtained a draft copy of the Australian federal budget, before it was tabled in Parliament.
In 1997, Oakes used leaked documents to report on abuse of parliamentary travel expenses, which ended the careers of three ministers, several other politicians and some of their staff. More recently he used leaked documents showing the Rudd Government ignored warnings from four key departments about its Fuelwatch scheme.
Julia Eileen Gillard (born 29 September 1961) is the 27th and current Prime Minister of Australia, in office since 24 June 2010.
Gillard was born in Barry, Wales and migrated with her family to Adelaide, Australia in 1966, attending Mitcham Demonstration School and Unley High School. In 1982 Gillard moved to Melbourne. She graduated from the University of Melbourne with Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Laws degrees in 1986. In 1987, Gillard joined the law firm Slater & Gordon working in industrial law, before entering politics.
Gillard was elected at the 1998 federal election to the House of Representatives seat of Lalor, Victoria, for the Australian Labor Party. Following the 2001 federal election, Gillard was elected to the shadow cabinet with the portfolios of Population and Immigration. The Reconciliation and Indigenous Affairs and the Health portfolios were added in 2003. In December 2006, Kevin Rudd was elected Labor leader and Leader of the Opposition, with Gillard as deputy leader.
Kevin Michael Rudd (born 21 September 1957) is an Australian politician who was the 26th Prime Minister of Australia from 2007 to 2010. He also served as the Minister for Foreign Affairs from 2010 to 2012. A member of the Australian Labor Party, Rudd has served in the House of Representatives since the 1998 federal election, representing Griffith, Queensland.
Rudd was born in Queensland and grew up on a dairy farm. He joined the Australian Labor Party at the age of 15 and was dux of Nambour State High School in 1974. He studied an arts degree in Asian studies at the Australian National University, majoring in Chinese language and Chinese history. In 1981, he married Thérèse Rein and they have three children. He worked for the Department of Foreign Affairs from 1981 and from 1988 he was Chief of Staff to the Queensland Labor Opposition Leader and later Premier, Wayne Goss. After the Goss government lost office in 1995, Rudd was hired as a Senior China Consultant by the accounting firm KPMG Australia.
Name is mc I'm a number one rapper
I still buy toys and read comics on the crapper
Go against the grain like the seeds that you gather
More metaphors than news cast with Dan Rather
I'm on the spit zip your lip like a gimp
Like a redwood tree more rings than a pimp
Name is mc chris dismissed as the wimp
I insist I'm the shit with a sith triple flip
Got cream in the whip, got ho's on my dick
Got a glock automatic in case some badass wants to trip
I titty rip chicks while you go get a grip
I glow on a bitch while your bro takes a fist
My flow makes me rich well rich to me
IRS takes half math makes me weak
But I do it for the fans and the crazy creeps
Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
What do I got that nobody gots
Who is the one everybody wants
Real rappers get kept fake rappers get lost
Mc chris lowercase no dots
[x2]
I slam my fist down chris is pissed now
Umbrella up Rihanna took a crowbar to chris brown
Some bitch gonna whistle mc chris'll miss this town
I'm known as a sort to make the Voldemort hiss sound
But yo I'm just here to have some fun
If you don't know better ask someone
I went I'll on a hill with a gatling gun
My pitch'll choke a bitch Marlee Matlin's stunned
Cause I'm a dog once I wiggle with my finger on the trigger
Ho's who I'm havin cause I'm sold seven figures
And my rolls gettin bigger I got money disease
And I heard the vaccine is smokin mad trees
Back off these nuts and let a man breathe
I do what I like I like to be me
Lip on the mic?
I like hip hop it makes me feel free
What do I got that nobody gots
Who is the one everybody wants
Real rappers get kept fake rappers get lost
Mc chris lowercase no dots
[x2]
Highways on hot days got wavy heat
Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
Botox ballerinas got lazy leaks
Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
I forward all my mail to Gravy Street
Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
I like hotdogs cause it's maybe meat
Now please wave your hands like it's baby meat