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Magwatch: Supping on some cake with stellar RiRi flavour

Lenny Ann Low Magwatch sings the celebrity anthem.

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Yes, it's true! Kris Jenner's party pants defy her wee problem

Lenny Ann Low Kris Jenner's "mid-life crisis" has culminated in hole-filled pantaloons.

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Khloe Kardashian's butt springs a leak

Lenny Ann Low Magwatch has heard of breasts leaking - but a butt? Khloe Kardashian is reportedly experiencing a "living nightmare" with her dribbling bottom.

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Magwatch: Victoria Beckham's derriere goes missing

Lenny Ann Low Magwatch dives under the overheated doonah of celebrity magazines subterfuge

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Magwatch: Real bodies and throwing down a royal gauntlet

Louise Rugendyke Welcome to the new year, my Magwatch pretties, where hope springs eternal and superstardom is but a mere sex tape away. But let's not soil a fresh start with talk of such things, for a new year means only one thing: kilograms. The losing of them, the gaining of them and the photographing of them, preferably while wearing a wearing a bikini and high heels.

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Sausage dog sizzles in weight loss stakes

Lenny Ann Low An overweight sausage dog has lost 70 per cent of its body weight to become Woman's Day's end-of-year weight-loss star.

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Kardashian kids a growth business

Lenny Ann Low Magwatch investigates the Kardashian Sprog Factory.

Royal tears: the Queen cries about Kate and Will's next baby name

Lenny Ann Low Magwatch has been worrying about what could make the Queen tear up.

Why can't you brush your hair Cate?

Lenny ann Low Magwatch is alarmed and alert about New Idea's cover headline "Cate Blanchett: Bullied by mums at school gates".

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Phew! Ashton Kutcher's baby is cute

Lenny Ann Low Magwatch is always happy when somebody has a baby. It's not our loins being stretched to buggery and a weak pelvic floor.

Swell Taylor Swift excites Magwatch

Lenny ann Low Magwatch turns its attention to things that go bump.

Magwatch: Princess Mary's husband and his 'frenzied' past

Lenny Ann Low When Magwatch had finished wondering if New Idea's thrilling expose on why Nicole Kidman "can't stop smiling" was worth reading (Terrible cheek rictus? Keith's nudey runs?), the tale of Princess Mary' "outrage" became vital reading.

A career in politics?

Angelina Jolie opens up on marriage to Brad Pitt and possible career in politics

Rachel Clun In her cover profile for the latest issue of Vanity Fair, Angelina Jolie has opened up about her feelings on being married to Brad Pitt and a potential move to politics.

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Magwatch: Innuendo and the Kardashian pet vortex

Lenny Ann Low The Kardashians' pets are mysteriously disappearing reports celebrity sleuth OK!

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George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's boating nuptials, Pippa Middleton's shrinking cheeks and Princess Mary losing crown

Lenny Ann Low George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's wedding was a smorgasbord of celebrities looking jittery about boats.

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Fortune teller's advice to Ricky Martin

Lenny Ann Low One day Magwatch is going to edit its own gossip magazine and make every headline say "SHOCK! It's true! We're IN LOVE and we're having A BABY!. It's TWINS!! Also we're SPLITTING UP! It's OVER!!"