At almost 33 it feels like I'm nearly dead
Benjamin Law Bedtime is one of the few times my brain can properly decompress.
Benjamin Law: Time management and other time wasters
Benjamin Law Several weeks ago I was asked to speak at a seminar about what constitutes healthy time management.
Benjamin Law: I'm not making Christmas lunch this year
Benjamin Law Last year, I decided to host Christmas lunch myself.
Front or back of a cab, just don't vomit
Benjamin Law Every time I'm about to hop into a cab I struggle with the vexed question of where I should sit.
Ditch Coles and Woolies and head to the market
Benjamin Law Australia's supermarket duopoly suffocates small business, gives consumers less choice and squeezes farmers' margins.
Benjamin Law: Risks and rewards of dealing with bigots
Benjamin Law When I was in year 7 an angry-looking kid enrolled in my class.
Benjamin Law: What did you call your genitals when you were a kid?
Benjamin Law The next time your dinner-party conversation is lagging, throw this friendly ice-breaker into the mix.
Benjamin Law: I'm in to teenage fiction, so just let it go
Benjamin Law Somewhere along the line books for teenagers became really good.
Benjamin Law and the case of the internal inferno
Benjamin Law For as long as I can remember, I've had a super-hot body.
Thirty - the age where you are both old and young enough
Benjamin Law Throughout my 20s, I was basically immortal. My hair was thick and ropey like some Oriental Samson, I didn't need to exercise to stay lean and hangovers would slide off me like I was teflon.
Show some raw emoticon
Benjamin Law For a long time, one of my worst habits was forgetting to listen to my mum's voicemails.
'Where are you from?' raises many questions
Benjamin Law Common cabbie banter about people's origins is colour-blind.
Beware the Chinese perm
Benjamin Law After years of silence and shame, I'm finally going to talk about the time...I got a perm.
Bathed in luxury
Benjamin Law As a kid I thought going to Sizzler or having a bath was the height of luxury. How things have changed.
Love snacking: an unacceptable public display of foreplay
Benjamin Law Kisses and hugs are great, but tongues and crotch contact are not okay.
Holey molars - take care of your teeth
Benjamin Law I am equally fascinated and terrified of the dentist.
Man up - it's a cold not the flu
Benjamin Law When people sniffle and wipe their noses and say, "I'm fluey," I want to groan. If you really had the flu, you'd be in bed, immobile and incapable of saying anything beyond croaking "Please ... kill ... me".
Reaching for volume control
Benjamin Law Whenever I walk into a book store I am so overwhelmed by the choice I almost get a nosebleed.
