Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 3 (2007)

Actors: Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (producer),

Genres: Animation, Comedy,

Quotes:

Homestar Runner: Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!

Strong Bad: Oh look, The Cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!::Homestar Runner: Hey! No, wait. Hey! No, wait. Hey! Wait.::Strong Bad: Lemme break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. While on the other hand, inversely, you guys are not very strong!::[Pom Pom makes angry bubbling noises. Strong Bad and Homestar look shocked]::Homestar Runner: Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's tone down the language before the contest, huh?

Homestar Runner: Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!::Marzipan: Homestar, if you're trying to say I'm a foxy mama, that's actually more offensive.::Homestar Runner: Right, you know what I mean. The more offensive one.

[a tired Homestar in his pajamas walks in a post-vacation return party everyone attends after going off on different vacations]::Homestar Runner: [yawns] What's up, my brothers? Let no one say the Homestar Runner don't know how to nap. What is it, like mid-May or something?::Strong Bad: Uh, try "early July."::Homestar Runner: [screams] I slept through June!::Strong Bad: Yup.

[Homestar and Strong Bad are distraught to learn that Marzipan and The Cheat are dating each other]::Homestar Runner: Oh, man. Seriously, Strong Strong, we've gotta do something about this.::Strong Bad: Well, ordinarily, I just drown my sorrows in video games. But for this, maybe I should drown them in... drowning *them*.::Homestar Runner: Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date.::Strong Bad: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.::Homestar Runner: Mainly, I just want to keep them from making out.::Strong Bad: [rubbing his arms] Ewww! The disgust! It won't wash off!

Gunhaver: [to the Cheat Commandos] Cheat Commandos... riggidy-roll!::Silent Rip: Uh, that's not what we usually say...::Gunhaver: Yeah, whatever, it's "riggidy-roll" from now on.

[Strong Bad does a commentary on Homestar Runner characters costumes fans made and he sees one of a man dressed as Homestar standing in a foyer of a building]::Strong Bad: [narrating] Why do I get the sinking feeling that no one else was present when this photograph was taken? And that the camera's just sitting on a nearby trash can. And that guy accidentally set the timer for three minutes instead of ten seconds, and he sat there and waited the whole time for the picture to take. And after it did, he went back upstairs to his dorm room, and went to bed. I mean, and wet the bed.

Marzipan: [greeting on her Answering Machine] Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message.::[Homestar leaves a message by calling with a bananna]::Homestar Runner: Oh hey Marzipan, it's Homestar. Check it out, I'm on Pom Pom's cell phone, I'm gonna send you a text message. Are you ready? Here goes... P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar... E... G... G... S... Spacebar, oh! Backspacebar, comma, M... I... L... K... Question mark? Okay, now I have to send it. Boo boo doot! This is great, now we don't have to talk anymore! Bye!

Homestar Runner: [leaving a message on Marzipan's answering machine] Hey, Marzipan, it's Homestar... and, um... crap. What was I calling you for? I was gonna ask you something... about... something. Aw, never mind. If I think of it, I'll call you back. Now give me that beep!

Homestar Runner: [leaving a message on Marzipan's answering machine] Hey Marzipan, I remembered what it was! I'm actively sinking in quicksand! So, if you have any vines or roots that you can toss my way, I would be really, really still alive. Now bring that beep back!

Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 2 (2006)

Actors: Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy,

Quotes:

Homestar Runner: What in Pete Sampras is going on here?

[Marzipan has started her own rock band and Strong Mad and The Cheat have joined. She calls her band "Cool Tapes", named after the words Homestar wrote on the wall. They perform the band's theme song, with her on lead guitar, Strong Mad on bass and The Cheat on drums]::Marzipan: One! Two! Three! Four! [singing] Cool tapes are cool, 'cause they're where it is at / Cool tapes are cool, and we like it like that / Cool tapes / Cool tapes / We like to get it down with the cool, cool tapes / We like to get down with... [stops singing] Um... um...::Homestar Runner: A bag of four grapes?::Marzipan: [resumes singing] A bag of four grapes!

[singing to the tune of "O Christmas Tree." While The Cheat, Pom Pom, and the Poopsmith stand by, they don't do actual singing]::Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, Marzipan, The King of Town: Decemberween, Decemberween, you're 55 days after Halloween! Decemberween, Decemberween, you're 55 days after Halloween!::Marzipan: With bunnies running for their lives.::The King of Town: I wish this one was supersized.::Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, Marzipan, The King of Town: Decemberween, Decemberween, you're 55 days after Halloween! Decemberween, Decemberween, you're 55 days after Halloween!::Strong Sad: What are you guys talking about?::Strong Bad: Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?::Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, Marzipan, The King of Town: Decemberween, Decemberween, you're 55 days after Halloween! Decemberween, Decemberween, you're 55 days after Halloween!::Bubs: I got all kinds of crazy crap!::Homestar Runner: I bought Strong Bad a "Deep_Impact!"::Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, Marzipan, The King of Town: Decemberween, Decemberween...::Homestar Runner: Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

[repeated line]::Reinforcements: Hey, guys.

Homestar Runner: Hey Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great.::Strong Bad: Look, for the last time, I'm not The Spanish Inquisition, I'm not Cab Calloway, and I'm not Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck! I'm Carmen freakin' Sandiego!::Marzipan: I like Cab Calloway.::Strong Bad: Okay, Poopsmith, that's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're *Lazer Tag*? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract than that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer Tag? Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.::The King of Town: Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a *girl* two years in a row.::Strong Bad: Oh ho ho ho, you asked for it, King.::[Strong Mad punches The King of Town]::Marzipan: What's wrong with girls?::Bubs: Did any of you guys go to that house that was giving out change? I changed my costume and went back ten times. I made 35 dollars!::Strong Sad: Did you guys go to that house where they let you into this big room and there's all these people wearing black hoods and they ask you these questions about life and existence and if you answer them wrong you get eternal damnation, but if you answer them right you get a Twizzler?::Strong Bad: Um, no.::Homestar Runner: No.::Coach Z: Nope.::The King of Town: No.::Bubs: Nope.::The Cheat: [a The Cheat noise that means, "No."]::Strong Mad: No.::Marzipan: No.::Strong Sad: Oh, never mind.::Marzipan: I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year.::Coach Z: Say, Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove: a doo'rear, a doo'ri, a doo'rear, a doo'ri!::[He grooves around a little]::Homestar Runner: I really have to pee.::Strong Bad: Yeah, and the Poopsmith's not smelling any rosier, neither.::Homestar Runner: Oh, oh, I've got an idea! Let's totally freak 'em out. Let's repeat the stuff that we just said! Hey, Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great...

Strong Bad: Things were just about to start getting crazy go nuts!

[Strong Bad opens his Decemberween present from Homestar]::Strong Bad: What! A "Deep Impact" DVD? You got me this for like the last three years, man!::Homestar Runner: I know, and you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again.

Coach Z: You say, "tomater"; I say, "tomatemort".

Homestar Runner: [sighs a lot]::Strong Sad: What's the matter, Homestar?::Homestar Runner: [surprised] Oh! Strong Sad! I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.::Strong Sad: Uh, what do you mean?::Homestar Runner: Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says "Holy crap" a lot, but I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.::Strong Sad: What? People get presents for Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub.

Marzipan: [on answering machine] Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message.::Strong Bad: [leaving a message] Oh, hey Marzipan. Have you seen The Cheat? Because we can't find him anywhere. Anyways, this is Strong Bad and... [Strong Bad then stammers and clears his throat, talking like Homestar, only very poorly] I mean, this is Homestar... Runner. Oh, Marzipan, I killed Pom Pom! Yeah, we were playing badminton in his yard and I got mad and I killed him! Oh, no, I need your help burying his body. [He starts laughing in a stifled way] Uh, bring some towels and some garbage bags. This is Homestar.

Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 1 (2005)

Actors: Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Matt Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor), Mike Chapman (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy,
Taglines: Everything but the emails.

Quotes:

[Homestar is advertising for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]::Homestar Runner: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Seriously, folks, they're the best.

[Strong Bad is interviewing Homestar to figure out what his "freakin' problem is"]::Strong Bad: I've heard you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?::[Homestar responds by prancing around and singing]::Homestar Runner: [singing] La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee.::Strong Bad: I suppose that answers my question.

Cheerleader: It's our 10th issue-versary! Let's do a clip show!::So and So: Let's have a wedding!::The Ugly One: Let's have a baby!::What's Her Face: Let's kill someone off!::Strong Bad: [offscreen] Okay!::[everyone in the teen girl squad dies at once]

[the King of Peasantry is warning Rather Dashing against going after Trogdor, after he burninated his cottage]::The King of Peasantry: We have coexisted with the Burninator in this land for centuries. I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!::Rather Dashing: I'll upset YOUR balance, milord!::The King of Peasantry: Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!

Cheerleader: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!::So and So: A'ight.::The Ugly One: A'ight.::What's Her Face: A'ight.::[a robot zaps So and So]::Cheerleader: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.::What's Her Face: I miss Kristin-a.

[Strong Mad is heard trying to leave Marzipan a prank phone call on her answering machine]::Strong Mad: Is your refrigerator running?::Strong Bad: [in background] I already told you that one doesn't work on answering machines, man!::Strong Mad: Is your refrigerator running?::Strong Bad: [in background] They gotta be home to answer the phone! Stop trying to do the prank call, man!::Strong Mad: Hello?::Strong Bad: [in background] It doesn't work!::Strong Mad: Hello? [He is heard banging the phone on the table until a dial tone is heard]

Bubs: [talking to Coach Z about Marzipan over her answering machine] Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas."

Little Girl: [laughing] That sounds like funny.::Homestar Runner: It sounds like funny, but it's not.

Strong Sad: [when he sees Strong Bad kissing a piece of paper with The Ugly One on it] Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first-basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?

Homestar Runner: Sweet mother of mystery! What's going on here?::Strong Bad: Um... drinkin' drinks at the stick.::Homestar Runner: But what about looking at a thing in some bags?::Strong Bad: It escaped. Into the mountains.::Homestar Runner: Aw, shucks. I never got to see it.::Bubs: I thought you said you had!::Homestar Runner: I lied. I was trying to be a cool guy.::Bubs: Liar.

King of the Congo (1938)

Actors: Queenie Leonard (actress), Moultrie Kelsall (producer), David Keir (actor), Eric Fawcett (actor), Roger MacDougall (writer), Allan MacKinnon (writer), Fred Conyngham (actor), The BBC Television Orchestra (actor), Syd Walker (actor), Charles Wade (actor), Philip Cunningham (actor), Miff Ferrie (actor),

Genres: Comedy,