The Salena Incident (2007)

Actors: Dustin Rikert (producer), Dustin Rikert (writer), Dustin Rikert (director), Tchavdar Georgiev (editor), Dan Southworth (actor), Byron Browne (actor), Brendan Guy Murphy (actor), Cathy Rankin (actress), Soon Hee Newbold (actress), Soon Hee Newbold (actress), Soon Hee Newbold (writer), Soon Hee Newbold (producer), Larry 'Tank' Jones (actor), Bruce Nelson (actor), Avery Clyde (actress),

Plot: After a mysterious, extraterrestrial object lands in the mining town of Salena, Arizona, the government dispatches a team of Marines to contain the possible threat. Meanwhile, a group of death row inmates ambush their prison bus and take the guards and personnel aboard hostage. Arriving in the seemingly deserted town, they come across the Special Ops captain, the sole survivor of a horrible carnage that's decimated the rest of his unit. Now, with time running out, the group must unite to combat the threat of the savage aliens hunting them in the mine tunnels below, and the peril above from a squad of fighter planes sent to bomb the town to oblivion, in this pulse-pounding, sci-fi thriller.

Keywords: alien, alien, alien-possession, invasion-of-earth, prison-break, scientist, violence
Genres: Action, Horror, Horror, Sci-Fi, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: There's a new terror in town...

Quotes:

Mark Colby: Bunch of freaks. They ain't worth the powder to blow 'em to hell.::Larry Kendall: Hell, son, they ain't worth the air they're breathing. Waste of taxpayer dollars just keeping them around so long.::Kevin Porter: That doesn't give you the right.::Mark Colby: The right? They're insane criminals. They lost their right.

Kevin Porter: Are you crazy? How can we trust him?::Dr. Taylor Kacey: Kevin.::Kevin Porter: How do we know he's not one of those things? We haven't seen a single living person, and then he shows up like the All-American hero. He lost a whole team.::Dr. Taylor Kacey: Kevin!::Captain John Bradley: Don't... push me. You want to stay here and die, suit yourself.

Colburn Waylon: [sees an empty bird cage] You see a canary in there? I don't see a canary in here.::Kevin Porter: So what?::Colburn Waylon: My Uncle used to work in mines and cave and shafts and shit, and he said, if you don't see no bird in the cage, get your ass out of the shaft.

Colburn Waylon: What the hell are those things, man?::Captain John Bradley: I don't know. These weren't here before. They look like... eggs or something.::Kevin Porter: So you're saying they did this in a matter of days?::Colburn Waylon: Hours.::Albany Gavin: That's a whole lot more than 15.::Dr. Taylor Kacey: "Salena" is Latin for "salt." This must've been a salt mine before copper.::Colburn Waylon: Man, if these things hatch, they'll wipe out all of Arizona.::Captain John Bradley: You can forget Arizona.

Alien Computer: Please, state your name and request.::Captain John Bradley: Captain John Bradley. What the hell is going around here?::Alien Computer: Captain John Bradley, United States Marines, Special Forces, welcome. You are currently in a class five starship used for incarceration transfer of the following: Sycophant Leech. Homeworld: Kellan planet.::Kevin Porter: It's a prison transport.::Alien Computer: Characteristics: cannibalistic, parasitic.::Dr. Taylor Kacey: Friends of yours?::Alien Computer: Crimes: Took over life-forms and governemtns on five worlds. Barbarous Deinos. Warning: Most dangerous in the galaxy. Proceed with caution. Home world: Chandi planet. Characteristics: nearly invincible, pretermined to kill anything living. Crimes: Wiped out all life in 10 worlds.::Albany Gavin: That is fucked up.

Road to Opportunity (2006)

Actors: Vinnie Langdon III (miscellaneous crew), Leonard Carillo (miscellaneous crew), Antonio Srado (actor), Alexander Soufi (director), Alexander Soufi (producer), Alexander Soufi (writer), Alexander Soufi (editor), Basil Soufi (producer), Basil Soufi (actor), Kevin Daniels (actor), Andrew Goodwin (actor), Nathan French (actor), Laura Fisher (actress), Chuck Hammond (actor), Kyle Fryman (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: It's not paved with gold

Sunshine (1999)

Actors: Frigyes Hollósi (actor), László Gálffi (actor), James Frain (actor), Adolf Hitler (actor), Joachim Bißmeier (actor), Josef Goebbels (actor), Zoltán Gera (actor), Péter Andorai (actor), David de Keyser (actor), Rudolf Hess (actor), Ralph Fiennes (actor), Ralph Fiennes (actor), Ralph Fiennes (actor), József Fonyó (actor), William Hurt (actor),

Plot: The film follows a Jewish family living in Hungary through three generations, rising from humble beginnings to positions of wealth and power in the crumbling Austro-Hungarian Empire. The patriarch becomes a prominent judge but is torn when his government sanctions anti-Jewish persecutions. His son converts to Christianity to advance his career as a champion fencer and Olympic hero, but is caught up in the Holocaust. Finally, the grandson, after surviving war, revolution, loss and betrayal, realizes that his ultimate allegiance must be to himself and his heritage.

Keywords: 1890s, 1900s, 1910s, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 19th-century, 20th-century, adultery
Genres: Drama, History, Romance, War,
Taglines: In a time of revolution, in a family torn by tradition, one man was consumed by love. En skæbnefortælling om tre generationer i kamp for at overleve. [Denmark]

Quotes:

Valerie: I have seen the collapse of government after government, and they all think they can last a thousand years. Each new one always declares the last one criminal and corrupt, and always promises a future of justice and freedom.

Gustave: I'll never forgive you, you know.::Valerie: For what?::Gustave: For marrying him instead of me.

Valerie: Politics has made a mess of our lives.

Ignatz Sonnenschein: You are entering a new world where you will certainly be successful because you have knowledge. Study has always been our religious duty as jews. Our exclusion from society has given us an ability to adapt to others and to sense connections between things that seem diverse. But if you feel you have power, you are mistaken. If you feel you have the right to put yourself ahead of others because you think you know more than they do, you are wrong. Never allow yourself to be driven into the sin of conceit. Conceit is the greatest of sins. The source of all other sins.

Adam Sors: Never give up your religion. Not for God. God is present in all religions. But if your life becomes a struggle for acceptance, you'll always be unhappy. Religion may not be perfect, but it is a well-built boat that can stay balanced and carry you to the other shore. Our life is nothing but a boat adrift on water balanced by permanent uncertainty. About the people whom you will judge, know this; all they do is struggle to find a kind of security. They're just people, like us. Therefore you mustn't judge them on the basis of appearance or hearsay. Trust no one. Examine all things yourself. Do not join with power. Despise all rank. Do not be ostentatious with what is yours. Owning possessions and property ultimately comes to nothing. Possessions and property can be consumed by fire, swept away by flood, taken away by politics. Do not undertake what you do not know. This causes anxiety which makes you ill. Exercise discipline.

Ivan Sors: For the first time in my life, I walked down the street without feeling like I was in hiding. My great grandfather Emmanuel must have been the last Sonnenschein to feel like this. I knew the only way to find meaning in my life, my only chance in life, would be to account for it. My grandmother's words return to me; "Try to photograph what's beautiful in life." By the time I finish this story, the third tragic misadventure of the 20th century was over. After the monarchy and fascist rule, the communist regime also went up in smoke. I remembered the recipe book that we had lost and suddenly realized that the family secret was not to be found on its pages. It was preserved by my grandmother. The only one in our family who had the gift of breathing freely.

Valerie Sors: My darling, you are not in prison. They are.

Adam Sors: We are afraid to see clearly and of being seen clearly.

Ivan Sors: [speaking to the graveside of Andor Knorr] Andor Knorr, one of your murderers has come to your grave, to say goodbye to you. I was your first interrogator, someone who you trained to defend the cause without mercy. We believed we were going to make the world better place for people, but, instead, we made it so much worse. As servants of power-hungry criminals, we became criminals. Our politicians lied to the people by saying they were doing good. And then the people lied to the politicians by saying that they believed them. I'm not just saying goodbye to you. I'm also saying goodbye to myself. I stood by and watching my father be... tortured and executed, and I did nothing. Then I watched them do the same thing to you, and I did nothing. I make a promise here at your graveside, to do everything to punish those who have turned ideals into crimes.

Valerie: [talking to Ivan Sors] I left your grandfather once. I fell in love with another man. Your grandfather and I hadn't been getting along. He wasn't the sort of person I hoped he'd be. The other man was passionate, a wonderful lover. That is important, darling. He gave me an old medallion engraved with: "I love you."::Valerie: When your grandfather get in trouble with the Communists, I came back. You must try to find joy in your life.

The American President (1995)

Actors: Martin Sheen (actor), Clement von Franckenstein (actor), David Paymer (actor), George Murdock (actor), Googy Gress (actor), Richard McGonagle (actor), Matthew James Gulbranson (actor), John Mahoney (actor), Beau Billingslea (actor), Michael Douglas (actor), Richard Dreyfuss (actor), Ron Canada (actor), Michael J. Fox (actor), Anne Haney (actress), Annette Bening (actress),

Plot: Andrew Shepherd is approaching the end of his first term as President of the United States. He's a widower with a young daughter and has proved to be popular with the public. His election seems assured. That is until he meets Sydney Ellen Wade, a paid political activist working for an environmental lobby group. He's immediately smitten with her and after several amusing attempts, they finally manage to go on a date (which happens to be a State dinner for the visiting President of France). His relationship with Wade opens the door for his prime political opponent, Senator Bob Rumson, to launch an attack on the President's character, something he could not do in the previous election as Shepherd's wife had only recently died.

Keywords: bouquet-of-roses, camp-david, chief-of-staff, christmas, cult-film, dating, diplomatic-reception, environmental-issues, environmentalist, flag-burning
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Why can't the most powerful man in the world have the one thing he wants most?

Quotes:

President Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That's what men do when they break a date.::Robin McCall: That's not what men do. I know no men who do that.

[Looking through Andrew Shepherd's college transcript]::Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh, Andy, a C minus in Women's Studies.::President Andrew Shepherd: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.

[Ushering Sydney out of the White House after spending her first night there]::President Andrew Shepherd: I'm sorry about this. We'll do it better next time.::Sydney Ellen Wade: Well, I'm no expert but I think we did it pretty good this time.

Lewis Rothschild: Can I just state very clearly I can't be part of anything illegal.::A.J.: Good for you, Lewis.::Lewis Rothschild: Say what you want. It's always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison.

Lewis Rothschild: Who're we calling, sir?::President Andrew Shepherd: I'm calling the Organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Lewis. I'll be with you in a second.

[ dancing at a state dinner]::Sydney Ellen Wade: I don't know how you do it.::President Andrew Shepherd: It's Arthur Murray. Six lessons.::Sydney Ellen Wade: That's not what I mean. Two hundred pairs of eyes are focused on you with two questions on their minds - who's this girl, and why is the President dancing with her?::President Andrew Shepherd: Well, first of all, the two hundred pairs of eyes aren't focused on me. They're focused on you. And the answers are Sydney Ellen Wade, and because she said yes.

President Andrew Shepherd: You're attracted to me, but the idea of physical intimacy is uncomfortable because you only know me as the President. But it's not always going to be that way, and the reason I know that is there was a moment last night when you were with ME, not the President. And I know what a big step that was for you. So, Sydney, I'm in no rush. Here's my plan. We're going to slow down, and when you're comfortable, that's when it's going to happen.::[Sydney emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing but one of his shirts]::President Andrew Shepherd: Perhaps I didn't properly explain the fundamentals of the slowdown plan.::Sydney Ellen Wade: [feeling the bed] No, you explained it great.::President Andrew Shepherd: Are you nervous?::Sydney Ellen Wade: No.::President Andrew Shepherd: Good. My nervousness exists on... several levels. Number one, and this is in no particular order, I haven't done this in a pretty long time. Number two, uh, any expectations that you might have, given the fact that I'm... you know...::Sydney Ellen Wade: [approaching seductively] The most powerful man in the world?::President Andrew Shepherd: Exactly, thank you. I think it's important you remember that's a political distinction that comes with the office. I mean, if, uh, Eisenhower were here instead of me, he'd be dead by now... and number three...::Sydney Ellen Wade: Andy...::[she kisses him]

[Right before their first kiss]::Sydney Ellen Wade: Do you think this is a good idea?::President Andrew Shepherd: Probably not.

Sydney Ellen Wade: Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.

A. J. MacInerney: The President doesn't answer to you, Lewis!::Lewis Rothschild: Oh, yes he does A.J. I'm a citizen, this is my President. And in this country it is not only permissible to question our leaders it's our responsibility!

Cosmic Slop (1994)

Actors: Joseph G. Medalis (actor), George Clinton (actor), Jorge Ameer (actor), Nicholas Turturro (actor), Reginald Hudlin (director), Casey Kasem (actor), Brock Peters (actor), John Witherspoon (actor), Robert Guillaume (actor), Richard Herd (actor), Paula Jai Parker (actress), Chi McBride (actor), J. Kenneth Campbell (actor), Jason Bernard (actor), Arthur Burghardt (actor),

Plot: In the tradition of The Twilight Zone, this bizarre, thought-provoking trilogy addresses the destiny of the world's minorities: Part I: A conservative African American politician must choose between his people's survival and appeasing his white colleagues when space aliens propose to share their profound knowledge in exchange for all black people on earth. Part II: The Virgin Mary's appearance in an inner-city housing project forces a Hispanic priest to face the hidden cultural origins of Western religion. Part III: On the dawn of the "Black Revolution," an African American couple discovers who the "real" enemy is.

Keywords: african-american, alien, alien-contact, anthology, cultural, end-of-the-world, genocide, hispanic, identity, race-relations
Genres: Sci-Fi,

Wrong Is Right (1982)

Actors: Robert Webber (actor), Robert Conrad (actor), Henry Silva (actor), G.D. Spradlin (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), Dean Stockwell (actor), John Saxon (actor), Hardy Krüger (actor), Sean Connery (actor), Art Evans (actor), Ron Moody (actor), Mickey Jones (actor), George Grizzard (actor), Katharine Ross (actress), Jennifer Jason Leigh (actress),

Plot: A satire of American news reporting, Covert Agencies, and political system. The theft of two suitcase sized nuclear weapons, and their sale to a terrorist group, leads TV Newsman Patrick Hale on an international chase to track them down, and uncover the twisting maze of apparent involvement of US Government agencies.

Keywords: acid, airport, alamo, arab, arab-stereotype, arms-dealer, assassination, based-on-novel, bomb, camera
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Only Patrick Hale can prevent a desperate president, the head of the CIA, a trigger happy general, terrorists, an arms dealer, and religious fanatics from destroying our world, But he has other things on his mind. If it doesn't happen on TV, it means nothing! A very funny look at the world. In a moment World War III... but first a word from our sponsor. Patrick Hale was invented for television. He's a superstar TV reporter whose special news broadcasts reach a billion people every day. And in the past ten hours, he has uncovered the most incredible story of his career. The bad news is: it involves the President, Vice-President, Director of the CIA, a trigger-happy general, an Arab terrorist, a European arms dealer, religious fanatics, and the result may be World War III. The good news is: his ratings are going through the roof.

The Challenge (1970)

Actors: James Whitmore (actor), Bill Zuckert (actor), Gene LeBell (actor), Paul Lukas (actor), Mako (actor), Darren McGavin (actor), Byron Morrow (actor), Bill Quinn (actor), Broderick Crawford (actor), Sam Elliott (actor), Alan Smithee (director), Davis Roberts (actor), Joseph Gluck (editor), Skip Homeier (actor), Charles B. Fitzsimons (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: All-out war between the United States and an Asian country is averted when the two sides agree to settle their differences by each choosing a single soldier as champion and having the two men fight to the death on an isolated island.

Keywords: american-soldier, armed-conflict, battle, combat, communist, fight-to-the-death, general, island, mercenary, military
Genres: Drama, War,

Son of Flubber (1963)

Actors: Harvey Korman (actor), Fred MacMurray (actor), Ethan Laidlaw (actor), Michael Jeffers (actor), Joe Flynn (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Gordon Jones (actor), Jack Albertson (actor), Chet Brandenburg (actor), Leon Ames (actor), Edward Andrews (actor), Stuart Erwin (actor), William Demarest (actor), Dal McKennon (actor), Mathew McCue (actor),

Plot: Professor Ned Brainard's discovery of flubber hasn't quite brought him - or his college - the riches he thought. The Pentagon has declared his discovery to be top secret and the IRS has slapped him with a huge tax bill, even if he has yet to receive a cent. He thinks he may have found the solution in the form of flubbergas, which can change the weather. It also helps Medfield College's football team to win a game. At home, his wife Betsy is jealous of the attention lavished on him by an old high school girlfriend.

Keywords: absent-mindedness, athlete, college, ex-boyfriend-ex-girlfriend-relationship, ex-girlfriend, experiment, experiment-gone-wrong, flubber, flying-car, football
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The Professor's "Off" and Flying... and FUN SCORES A NEW HIGH! LOOK OUT! The Professor's newest invention is ON THE LOOSE! It's a FOOTBRAWL riot... It's a FROGMAN'S delight... It's a TEMPEST in a TEAPOT... It's the LAFF of the PARTY! The Professor's on the Loose Again... and FUN EXPLODES All Over the Place! The NUT gets a BOLT! HE PUTS A HALFBACK INTO ORBIT! HE'S THE LAFF OF THE PARTY! HE BLOWS UP A STORM! The Professor's "OFF"... AGAIN! The Professor's AT IT AGAIN in the lab... and IT'S A BLAST!

Quotes:

Alonzo Hawk: [to Biff] Why, if you weren't deductible, I'd disown you!

Defense Secretary: Remember, you're in Washington. Stop trying to be reasonable about money or you're going to bollocks up the whole thing.

Defense Secretary: Don't let those double-breasted suits up there fool you. Those boys are tough.

Mr. Harker: Now if you'll just give me a check for the amount on this paper here, please.::Professor Ned Brainard: But how can I pay you if nobody pays me?::Mr. Harker: Well, I regret to say, Professor, that's your problem. But look at it from our standpoint. We've been counting on you. We trusted you. Uncle Sam needs the money. You don't build those rockets to the moon with Green Stamps, you know.

Professor Ned Brainard: You'd think those people at the Pentagon could've least have given us a couple hundred thousand out of petty cash, or something.

Professor Ned Brainard: The road to genius is paved with fumble-footing and bumbling. Anyone who falls flat on his face is at least moving in the right direction: forward. And the fellow who makes the most mistakes may be the one who will save the neck of the whole world some day.

Mr. Harker: Your tax bill for the first three Quarters of the current year. The figure includes delinquent penalties of $12,895 at 5% for the first two Quarters. All based on an estimate of projected earnings, of course.

Defense Secretary: Oh, you'll be recompensed. Goodness knows the Armed Services are never chintzy. Now what we do, we beard the Appropriations boys in Congress. Matter of fact, I'm putting two of my bravest financial officers on the mission.

Police Officer Hanson: [to Prof. Ashton] I'm very sorry, Professor, but did our brand-new patrol car get in your way?

Professor Ned Brainard: If need be, I'll bet you'd put your own mother in jail.::Mr. Harker: Funny you should mention that about Mom. A little matter of some unreported income from jams and jellies. We nailed her dead to rights!

The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

Actors: Fred MacMurray (actor), Leon Ames (actor), Gordon Jones (actor), Bill Baldwin (actor), Paul Frees (actor), Sam Edwards (actor), Paul Frees (actor), Wally Brown (actor), Paul E. Burns (actor), Robert Burton (actor), Edward Andrews (actor), Raymond Bailey (actor), Paul Bradley (actor), Gregg Palmer (actor), Don Dillaway (actor),

Plot: A bumbling professor accidently invents flying rubber, or "Flubber", an incredible material that gains energy every time it strikes a hard surface. It allows for the invention of shoes that can allow jumps of amazing heights and enables a modified Model-T to fly. Unfortunately, no one is interested in the material except for Alonzo Hawk, a corrupt businessman who wants to steal the material for himself.

Keywords: absent-mindedness, aerial-photography, affection, alarm, antigravity, argument, balloon, basketball, bird, bouquet
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi, Sport,
Taglines: The funniest discovery since laughter!! [1976 re-release UK] THIS UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT THREW A PENTAGON INTO A PANIC! (original print ad - all caps) This is the cause of it all!...Flubber...The sensational secret discovery of that Shaggy Dog man...That has all the properties of hilarity and zany comedy! The WHOLE TOWN'S JUMPIN' In fact they're in Orbit Since the 'Shaggy' Prof invented FLUBBER (the GOO that Flew) The Most AMAZING DISCOVERY since LAUGHTER! THAT FABULOUS 'SHAGGY DOG' GUY DISCOVERS 'FLUBBER' The GOO that Flew! All about a scrambled egghead ... a flying flivver and FLUBBER (the Goo that Flew!) It's absolutely FLUBBERGASTING! Walt Disney's NEW FORMULA FOR FUN... ALL ABOUT THE CRAZY PROFESSOR WHO INVENTED FLUBBER (The Goo that Flew!) It's all about a wacky prof who invents an anti-gravity goo that flew!

Quotes:

Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber!

Prof. Ned Brainard: Corners beautifully, doesn't it?

Prof. Ned Brainard: I'm an American! See it? My credit cards!

First Referee: There's nothing in the rule book that says one team can't jump higher than the other.

Biff Hawk: Oh, it's just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T.

Prof. Ned Brainard: Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber!

Prof. Ned Brainard: Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?::Alonzo P. Hawk: All right, then look at it this way: Medfield College can grow and prosper, or it can wither and die on the vine. That's entirely up to you.

[the fire crew has arrived to rescue Alonzo Hawk, who is now bouncing out of control]::Fire Chief: [shouting through megaphone] Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax.::Alonzo P. Hawk: Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?

[the fire crew's net had been accidentally broken by Alonzo Hawk during their attempt to rescue him]::Fireman: I told you we needed a new one.::Fire Chief: You told me? What do you think I've been telling the town council? How am I supposed to buy a new net without an appropriation?::Fireman: Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it.::Fire Chief: Well, you just keep the kinks out of the fire hose. That's all I want from you. I'm the Chief!

[Prof. Brainard has repeatedly slammed his Flubberized Model T down on Prof. Ashton's car roof while in motion, causing to go out of control and crash into a police car]::Prof. Shelby Ashton: [as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars] Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me!::Officer Hanson: I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of *boiling hot coffee*.::Prof. Shelby Ashton: But it's after me!::Officer Hanson: What's after you?::Prof. Shelby Ashton: I don't know, some kind of a... thing!::Officer Hanson: A thing? Can you describe it?::Prof. Shelby Ashton: I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there!::Officer Hanson: Oh, that kind of a thing.