I went on patrol with sleepy Frinton-on-Sea's new team of private bouncers.
The Tories will be gleefully repeating it for years to come, so let's try to understand the Shadow Chancellor's "Little Red Book" moment.
Much-loved venues may be closing down, but the queer scene has always been in flux.
Scott Hesketh
Nov 20, 2015
Scott Hesketh
Gang members start as pint-sized "grafters", some as young as 13, earning cash by growing cannabis crops in rented houses.
Disembodied vaginas, men dressed as puppies and cut-price inflatable penises – the world's largest sexual health and lifestyle exhibition had it all.
How the terrorism in Paris will change life in the UK.
Gabriel Bristow
Nov 18, 2015
Gabriel Bristow
Many young people don't even know what trade unions are, but that doesn't mean they don't need them.
Kit Caless
Nov 12, 2015
Kit Caless
Are traditional working class jobs destined to become museum exhibits?
Nov 11, 2015
Joe Goodman
Nov 11, 2015
Joe Goodman
Pani Paul's portraits from Mile End skate park will take you back.
Jeremy Hunt's planned contract is a danger to staff and patients, say the students, junior doctors and senior consultants we spoke to. Now, they're ready to strike to save the NHS.
Kelsey Osgood
Nov 3, 2015
Kelsey Osgood
Jon Underwood has been hosting death cafés in the basement of his home since 2011. But now he wants to run one full-time.
Maya Oppenheim
Oct 29, 2015
Maya Oppenheim
If you're a Muslim, you are more likely to end up in jail. We asked a Muslim ex-con what to expect.
Oct 23, 2015
Jason Burke
Oct 23, 2015
Jason Burke
The spectre of extremism in prison.
Oct 21, 2015
When a charismatic former alcoholic named Shaft has his life changed by Burning Man, he realises that he actually identifies as a unicorn.
Robert O'Connor
Oct 19, 2015
Robert O'Connor
These women enjoy making fools of themselves for your entertainment.
It was a strange spectacle akin to an apocalyptic Christmas lights switch-on.
Oscar Webb
Oct 9, 2015
Oscar Webb
Chris Mullin's 1982 fiction about a coup toppling a left-wing government turned out to be disconcertingly realistic. We asked him how the establishment would deal with Jeremy Corbyn.
Oct 7, 2015
Bo Franklin
Mark Cawson documented his time living in unoccupied buildings in the English capital. Now, his photographs are being exhibited for the first time.
That's what they've been claiming at their conference, so we had a chat with some party members and local workers to help us decide if the party's supposed stance is really just a crock of shit.
Which means creating a "living rent" that's actually affordable and stopping clubs being closed because of noise complaints from new flats.
Simon Childs, Photos: Chris Bethell
Oct 5, 2015
Simon Childs, Photos: Chris Bethell
A large People's Assembly march streamed through Manchester to throw the Conservative Party an unwelcoming party.
Yasmin Jeffery
Oct 2, 2015
Yasmin Jeffery
He plotted to "massacre" police officers and is reportedly the UK's youngest convicted terrorist.
Yann Desfougères
Oct 2, 2015
Yann Desfougères
They wanted to smear paramilitary organisations and scare kids into staying indoors.
Charlie Gilmour
Sep 15, 2015
Charlie Gilmour
There's currently a convicted murderer running around the roof of a prison in Manchester smashing things in protest. We talked to a guy who did the same in 1990 about his prison rioting days.