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Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ২০ ঘন্টা২০ ঘন্টা আগে

Why is this time of year magical? We all receive meat catalogs.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ৭ ডিসেম্বর

Let’s stop for a second and realize: the other reindeer were dicks.

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If you like a tweet with a surprise ending cannibalism.

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After months of practice, I can finally touch my toes. (By telling them that they are beautiful.)

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I remember the good old days when a movie poster could just be a movie poster without having to sell out and advertise an upcoming movie.

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When my wife and I argue, she's the one who sleeps on the couch - Greg Couch, our next door neighbor.

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I’m excited to be part of CGI U 2016, hosted by President & Chelsea Clinton. The deadline to apply is Friday! Go to http://cgiu.org/apply 

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When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes formed into the shape of a tiny skeleton.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ৩০ নভেম্বর

I figured out how to make the ñ in jalapeño, ñow does añyoñe kñow how to turñ it off?

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ২৯ নভেম্বর

I used to be a nervous flyer, but I stumbled upon a trick that always keeps me calm - continuous screaming.

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My Amazon Wish List is mostly lozenges and Klingon knives.

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I got pushed, elbowed and kicked on Black Friday. And I did all my shopping on my home computer.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ২৬ নভেম্বর

Finally, a Thanksgiving without a drunken uncle. Just me, my nieces and nephews and my bottle of Jack Daniels.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ২৫ নভেম্বর

What am I thankful for? My family, friends, a fulfilling career...soup...the 140-character limit that keeps me from having to continue.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ২৪ নভেম্বর

Turkey contains Tryptophan which makes people very Ben Carsony.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ২৩ নভেম্বর

MSNBC created a virtual reality app that lets you experience life in prison. Doesn’t anyone want to be surprised anymore?

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I'm great in the sack, not so great in the bed.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien ২১ নভেম্বর

The KKK has gone to the Supreme Court to adopt a highway. Well, technically, just the white stripe in the middle.

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Carly Simon finally reveals who the song “You’re so vain” is about: Lester Holt.