The couple believed to be behind yesterday’s murderous San Bernardino rampage left behind at least 14 dead people, a six-month old baby and a slew of weapons before they both died in a shootout with police. »4 minutes ago12/03/15 4:55pm

In May 2015, Ernest Baker, Drake-approved writer and self-appointed internet tastemaker, allegedly assaulted and harassed his ex-girlfriend, Complex Music managing editor Lauren Nostro. The news gained public attention Wednesday night after the pair’s mutual friend, the writer Meaghan Garvey, vaguely tweeted about… »8 minutes ago12/03/15 4:50pm

A foolproof way to feel good about yourself this holiday season is to send a message to a survivor of prison sexual abuse. »48 minutes ago12/03/15 4:11pm

At a campaign rally in Manassas, Virginia, yesterday, Donald Trump hoisted a young boy into the air so that he could ask a darling little question: “What will the wall be made out of?” »56 minutes ago12/03/15 4:03pm

A Maryland police officer who put a gun to a man’s head last year—in an apparent effort to show off for his dumb New Jersey friends—was convicted of first-degree assault and misconduct in office yesterday. The Washington Post reports that the Officer Jenchesky Santiago of the Prince George’s County Police Department… »Today 1:57pm12/03/15 1:57pm

It’s one of the most tantalizing rumors on the internet. Aleister Crowley, one of the most famous masters of the occult ever, was secretly the father of Barbara Bush—and thus, also the grandfather of George W. Bush and Jeb Bush. Is it true? Do we care? »Today 1:30pm12/03/15 1:30pm

This morning, an all white marble bust of Dick Cheney was unveiled after what amounted to a series of very uncomfortable jokes tip-toeing around the former Vice President’s role in 9/11. It was a beautiful ceremony. »Today 1:01pm12/03/15 1:01pm

Politico correspondent Mike Allen has insisted that his obsequious attempts to secure an interview with Chelsea Clinton, in which Allen promised to conduct a “no risk” exchange and to clear interview questions beforehand, did not reflect his normal practices or Politico’s editorial standards. New emails obtained by… »Today 12:16pm12/03/15 12:16pm

Here are today’s front pages of New York City’s two tabloid newspapers. Which one is “better?”
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According to a Congressional report released today, getting past the Secret Service is as easier than getting backstage at a Wham! cover band show—at least they make you buy a ticket first. »Today 11:23am12/03/15 11:23am

In a straight-to-VHS Mary-Kate & Ashley movie come to life, five New Jersey 5th graders were arrested yesterday after teachers discovered their plot to “bomb” another school’s assembly. Police say the 10- and 11-year-old students at Clifton Elementary School 11 made a “device” out of cinnamon and vinegar. »Today 11:00am12/03/15 11:00am

The IRS—the department that collects all the money that funds everything the U.S. government wants to do—is being slowly gutted. What could go wrong? »Today 10:48am12/03/15 10:48am

A South African appeals court overturned Oscar Pistorius’s previous conviction on lesser charges in the death of his girlfriend, and found the Olympic sprinter guilty of murder, which could carry a sentence of at least 15 years in prison. »Today 9:43am12/03/15 9:43am

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At a press conference earlier today, Ben Carson referred to the mass shooting in San Bernardino, California as “a hate crime.” »Yesterday 9:52pm12/02/15 9:52pm

The San Bernardino mass shooting wasn’t the only mass shooting today. Four people were shot in Savannah, Georgia, early this morning, reports the Atlanta Journal Constitution. »Yesterday 9:10pm12/02/15 9:10pm