May 10
Dan Comments: Not sure if this is suppose to be sexy or terrifying, but the coy wink can’t save it.
Published 1975
Dan Comments: Not sure if this is suppose to be sexy or terrifying, but the coy wink can’t save it.
Published 1975
Tagged with: Barry N Malzberg • Brian W. Aldiss • damsel • David Pelham • Dean R Koontz • Edward L Ferman • Frederik Pohl • Harry Harrison • Isaac Asimov • James Tiptree • Joanna Russ • Kit Reed • Penguin Science Fiction • Philip K Dick • Poul Anderson • Robert Silverberg • robots • wtf
May 10th, 2012 at 9:34 am
I think those breasts may be artificial.
May 10th, 2012 at 9:43 am
Check out the cans on that!
Sorry. I’ll get my coat.
May 10th, 2012 at 10:48 am
Naughty Metropolis!
May 10th, 2012 at 11:57 am
We must be nearing the end times. We’ve just seen the finest science-fiction novel (http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/05/anything-you-can-do/) Now here we have the ultimate science fiction anthology.
But what are those holes in its, er… cannonballs?
May 10th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Just a note: I entered my rating, but when I switched to the comments page, the dealie said ‘no ratings yet’. Just letting you know.
May 10th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Is this supposed to be Wire MILF? I think I’d prefer Soft MILF….
May 10th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Not sure if the artist knew how boobies are supposed to work.
May 10th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
That is just the worlds crappiest robot isn’t it? It’s like some sort of crude robot identikit picture.
Or the result of an art director saying “yeah gimme a robot skeleton. What do I mean a robot skeleton? Like with metal ribs and that. And wires. Gimme some wires somewhere. Ooh, and those sci fi geeks are all pervy teenage boys right, so give it comic breasts. What? Well imagine Jordan’s, but metal. And with inny nipples. And then slap a human face on it. Great stuff. That’s gold right there gentlemen. More cocaine anyone?”
May 10th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
We’re gonna need a robotic sheep.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:41 pm
“I can’t actually unwink… this is just a cardboard cut out I found.”
May 10th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Reading the titles of the stories in this anthology they could have done much better. Catman…Harlan Ellison.
May 10th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
FINAL INSULT
The Ultimate Science Fiction Travesty
May 10th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
I like the stark lighting, but of course we need to have BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS in there.
Is the title text supposed to be skewed like that?
May 10th, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Total gynoid fail.
And what’s with the sliced-up title font?
Those spheres look like Muppet eyes, like Beaker is being given a bear hug by that thing.
May 11th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
“Hey Big Boy, is that a hard disk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
May 12th, 2012 at 6:10 am
Cavemen could have built a better sexbot.
June 4th, 2012 at 7:50 pm
One thing is that you know they’re never going to sag!
April 10th, 2014 at 10:18 pm
This is the final stage where they take away all of your power-ups and you have to fight the Big Bad with only your wits…and, perhaps, your reinforced, robotic rocket-launching breasts!