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Oct 02

Let the great space knight leaf hat rifle future helmet hunt men in underwear tickle contest... begin!!Click for full image

Scott B’s Art Direction: I know the cover is late, so just give me whatever clip art you have lying around that looks vaguely science-fictional. Guy In Huge Metallic Helmet, brilliant. Old-Timey Person In Armor, Old-Timey Person With Gun, sure, great. Wait, underwear-clad wrestlers, really? You know I’ve warned you about that more than once. Well, I guess we don’t have time to redo it…
Published 1971

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.35 out of 10)
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One Response to “Five-Odd”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Did Matthew Smith design book covers before programming computer games?

  2. L.B. Says:

    Personally, if I were Amis, McIntosh, Schmitz, or Wallace, I’d be grateful not to be mentioned on the cover of this book. Is that John the Baptist on a cabbage leaf?

  3. Tat Wood Says:

    We used to do collages like this when the art-teacher was ill (hung over) and the cover-teacher had no idea what else to gt us to do. It’s nice to see one not stuck on a fridge door.

  4. Joachim Says:

    Better than this Coronet edition which I have (under a variant title: Possible Tomorrows)

    http://www.isfdb.org/wiki/images/e/ea/PSSBLTMRRW1973.jpg

    (perhaps I should submit this one to the site….. hmm….)

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    Space-helmet-dude peeking up from the bottom needs to be on EVERY sci-fi cover.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    A cover that’s odd to the fifth power — not just odd, but Five-Odd…

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Well, it was 1971. The whole culture was coming down hard after a decade of drugs. This is just one example of the artistic hangover that followed.

  8. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the worst book cover of all time, narrowly beating the cover of How To Photograph Feces.

  9. Scott B Says:

    Joachim, you’ve been beaten to it:

    http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/03/possible-tomorrows/

    And yeah, that one’s worse.

    BTW anyone know what that thing is to the left of the gunman? Looks like a giant pot-lid hanging off the side of a very thin high-rise apartment building?

  10. Book Wench Says:

    How many more minutes have we got ’til we need to submit a title?

  11. Jaouad Says:

    Five of Isaac Asimov’s Fabulous Novels of Tomorrow!

    (Also: Four Other Great Science Fiction Authors! Who Are Just Not Great Enough To Be Mentioned On The Cover. Actually, We’re Not Really Sure What They’re Doing Here In The First Place.)

  12. Tat Wood Says:

    @Jaouad, it’s the other way around: they’re saying it’s by Isaac Asimov, plus some good writers. One’s got a knighthood, but for the kind of readership who’d buy a book with a cover like this, and for whom ‘edited by Groff Cronklin’ is a recommendation, Dr Sideys is the main draw. A contemporary UK edition might have had ‘Kingsley Amis, and supporting artists’ and a cover by Bruce Pennington showing an insectoid steam train in a coral desert, again. Instead, Coronet went for the routine chewing-gum ball with eyes and a power-drill going through it and kept quiet about whose stories were inside.
    Five novels in a paperback that size: the type must be so tiny you’d wreck your eyesight. Which makes the cover-art almost irrelevant.

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Whether drugs were involved in making this cover or not — I still can’t understand how someone, ANYONE, thought “Five-Odd” was a good idea for a title.

    Perhaps two titles got confused? (The same publisher released a book about a new horse-betting system… with the mixed-up title SCIENCE FICTION PANTHEON.)

  14. chuffmunky Says:

    This could be a still from an abandoned side project by Terry Gilliam, his animated version of Star Wars

  15. Phil Says:

    Surely some kind of swear-phrase. As in “Don’t you tell me to five-odd.”

    I gave this a modestly low rating, but the more I look at it the more I think it’s a pretty good show, sir.

  16. anon Says:

    I count seven.

  17. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    I think I see 8.

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