Good Show Sir

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Good Show Sir Comments: I’m sorry Sir, we just can’t have passengers on this bus reading… whatever that is you are reading. You’ll have to get off at the next stop. But… know where I can get a copy?
Published 1970

(Average: 7.89 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: “Very well Mistress Raven, I want you to whip me gently until I am hit with my next great cover inspiration. Don’t spare the buttocks. And remember my safe words: poul anderson.”
Published 1980

(Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a naked man, and he’s playing with these two blue balls. No, no, I’m saying he’s handling two massive globes. Don’t make ’em the same size, one is bigger than the other. Have him straining, concentrating intensely. Look, I don’t see what’s so funny about this.
Published 1968

(Average: 9.12 out of 10)

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Tat Wood Comments: “Allo, oui, c’est vous Monsieur Siudmak? Ah, bonjour, nous avons un livre que je devrais acheter un… um… we need a cover, comprend? C’est pour ‘The Stars Like Dust’. Er… ‘Les Etoiles Ame le Poudre’. C’est un histoire comme Genghis Khan mais dans le Nebula de la tete du… er… chevaux? Un grand nuage dans l’espace qui semblaient un… oh, there go the pips”
Published 1973

(Average: 6.92 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments:  “I now pronounce you ThighMaster representative and wife!”
Published 1992

(Average: 5.63 out of 10)

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Hammy Comments: I’m not sure how he’s wearing that in outer space…or holding onto a planet, for that matter. But who cares, MUSCLES!
Published 1987

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Scott B Comments: Creepy eyeballs! (Also, broccoli hair.)
Published 1983

(Average: 8.82 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: And the Hugo Award for Sweatiest Book Cover goes to…
Published 1995

(Average: 7.94 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Don’t bring a squirt gun to a sword fight.
Published 1981

(Average: 3.95 out of 10)

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