Good Show Sir

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WOW it works! Sort of… the site is very very broken still… but it’s all here!

(Average: 9.96 out of 10)

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Phil’s Art Direction: That’s the Bradbury story about an android grandmother, isn’t it? A sweet, family tale? Right, so let’s have either a muscle man or a horse on the cover. Better yet, a muscle man who IS a horse. And so ripped, that even his muscles have muscle men on them. On a wraparound cover.
Published in 1972

Outstanding! Good Show Phil!

(Average: 9.19 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: That must be Bobcat Goldthwait!
Published 1988

(Average: 9.19 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Flying saucers or pith helmets? Which do you see?
Published 2015

(Average: 9.17 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: In the future Olympics, horse-doping has made the equestrian events much more exciting.
Published 1972

(Average: 9.13 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: My name is Bibliomancer. I’m from 2015 in the future. I want a cover with a future-retro Amy Winehouse using a space music ghetto blaster to kill some dudes … and a satyr! Don’t make the art very good. I need it to win a ten-star rating on a website of terrible sci-fi cover art. Why are you looking at me like that?

Published 1961

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(Average: 9.11 out of 10)

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Joachim Comments: You should be looking at the giant sore on my lip!
Published 1974

(Average: 9.09 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: “What unholy mind spawned the ultimate terrible cover art?”
Published 1978

(Average: 9.09 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: And after only a few dozen sessions on the E-meter you will so far exceed normal human ability that you can eat a turkey drumstick wearing a bear suit and not feel stupid. Honest!
Published 1989

(Average: 9.08 out of 10)

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A naked man wrestles a lion man – who is wearing a speedo I should point out – on top of a mound of fire. Yes, I did just say that out loud. And I want a huge snake in there, with a collar. And I do mean snake, that’s not a euphemism, but then again nothing to stop us from putting some ass on there too.

(Average: 9.06 out of 10)

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