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Apr 24

That's right... we run the server on a Cray 1! The most awesome supercomputer to ever exist... possibly...

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.72 out of 10)
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148 Responses to “Technical Difficulties”

  1. B. Chiclitz Says:

    At this point I am awaiting the arrival of someone who has read Technical Difficulties and claims it’s a really good book and we should stop making fun of it like a bunch of cretins.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    The Kindle version of Technical Difficulties has very different cover art than shown here.

  3. Kripslod Says:

    @ B. Chiclitz, I don’t think anyone would be foolish enough to call “We Are Experiencing Technical Issues” a really good book by any stretch of the imagination, but you do have to admit that the illustrator did a fine job of showing the terrible angst inherent in the task facing the Cray technician. And the intensity of Professor Lewis’ eyes—it moves one to tears. I certainly hope no one seeing this fine work of art has the nerve to speak of it other than deep respect and admiration!

    @ Bibliomancer, I believe you have found an advertisement for a completely different book. I does however well illustrate the need for caution when servicing the plugboard of an IBM 407® Punchcard Tabulator. We were ALWAYS sternly instructed never to place both hands into the Control Panel Area without first ascertaining that the plugboard was firmly engaged.

    Additionally, we worked for a rather conservative company and so we were required to wear both a shirt and a “safety” tie at all times when we were making an on-sight service call.

    How times have changed. I understand that recently many large international companies have begun trading-in their venerable tabulators for newer digital computers. If you ask me this digital craze is just a passing fancy. Give me good old Oak Tag.

  4. B. Chiclitz Says:

    One thing our Technical Difficulties has in common with the “erotic office tale” of the kindle version is that both will leave you “sore and begging for more.”

    Maybe a slightly different sort of sore and a slightly different form of begging.

  5. NGpm Says:

    As we enter day 116 of the hostage situation, the gremlins who are holed up in the system have yet to make their demands known ….

  6. Jaouad Says:

    @Bibliomancer #117 – Aha, so THAT’S what’s underneath Space Sheep and C.S. Lewis:
    Fifty Shades of Cray!

  7. L.B. Says:

    Just checking in. Will the site be up and running by May 4th? Great time to run a bad Star Wars book cover. Well, I can hope, can’t I?

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Is this a bad time to mention that I’m working on an American version of this site?

    It’s going to be called WayToGoDude.com.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @NGpm—I think they want to annex all of Eastern Ukraine. Will diplomacy prevail, or will it eventually have to be boots on the ground?

    @Kripslod—yes, I have been haunted, even in my very dreams, by the angst-ridden visage of the good Professor.

    @Biblio—that Kindle book is touted as “an erotic office tale,” one that will leave us “sore and begging for more,” which sounds a lot like the situation here, though I think it’s a different sort of sore and a different form of begging.

  10. Mr Dalliard Says:

    @Tom Noir #123. You’re a bit late, though yours has a catchier title. http://bit.ly/1hvHS7x

  11. GSS Admin Says:

    OK… so the site is still down. A month later… I am so sorry for all 10 of us that care! Maybe that’s being generous.

    @Dead Stuff – Though it has given us plenty of time to support the latest Dr. J. R. Asmiov book 😉

    The depressing thing is people are still sending in covers, and there is still enough Tom Noir sent in covers to last a life time.

    At least comments seem to be working again. But most of the backend is completely broken.

    I’ll calling up the server admin now and going to shout at him till he does something!

    Just keeping you all updated. We here at Good Show Sir care about the community, especially if the community wants to gang on the server admin, possibly kidnapping him to make something happen!

  12. GSS Admin Says:

    Whoever gave him a swift kick in the giblets! Thank you! 😀

  13. Dead Stuff With Swift Giblet-Kicking Says:

    Np.

  14. L.B. Says:

    Can we sic Christopher Lee on yer evil server-guy? He will prove incredibly effective, I imagine.

  15. Bibliomancer Says:

    Are you dead yet?

  16. GSS Admin Says:

    It was a good run! We got four posts…before the site died again. We’ll start tomorrow and see if we can break that record!

    GO TEAM GSS!

  17. Tom Noir Says:

    You guys know that there are other companies that host servers, right?

  18. GSS Admin Says:

    There… are? 😉 Yeah we’re looking at who to move to! Unfortunately work has been exceedingly busy for the web monkey and myself so we have a pub meeting soon to discuss our migration plans!

    I’ll be paying top dollar, so I intend on placing some well placed adverts and DVD rentals stolen from chinese GSS.

  19. Rev Says:

    I just read this tweet:

    @GoodShowSir We are happy to host your website on our servers. Your new domain will be http://goodshowsir.enlarge.co.ck

    and nearly splurted coffee all over the screen. Funniest thing I have read in weeks. Good show Sir!

  20. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Rev—I’m guessing that was an enlarged coffee you nearly splurted.

  21. GSS Admin Says:

    YEP – You guessed it more problems.

    Comments aren’t working so I am afraid you will get an “awaiting moderation” message. Sorry!

    I want to move, I really do, but the server guy is in America… working or something.. BAH!

    Here’s a picture of a sad cat:

  22. Kripslod Says:

    @ fearoftechnicaldifficulties: I don’t think Admin’s new lady friend cares about sci-fi covers–good or bad. She just hangs around because he has tuna and salmon.

    Of course I shouldn’t talk. All I have to talk to is a plush thylacine perched on volume two (N-Z) of The New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary.

  23. Tom Noir Says:

    Are we down again? Or is it just a bank holiday? I can’t tell the difference. There should be some sort of status update on the main page or something.

  24. GSS Admin Says:

    As ever… the site is broken. So here’s the news. I have found my new hosting, I am now trying to get the web site transferred which will take a little bit because I am going on holiday. WOOO! I’ll bring you back plenty of foreign covers, to join the AMAZING ones Tat Wood has sent in! And for those that want it I’ll get some sweets too.

    Sorry, everyone will still see the comments awaiting moderation error for a little bit longer.

    Oh also… have one of these:

    ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  25. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I’ll take Toblerones and Topic bars, please. ^_^;

  26. Bibliomancer Says:

    Testing. Testes … one … two. Are we up yet?

  27. Bibliomancer Says:

    “He’s dead, Jim”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7KYmGnj40

    Good Show Sir – 2009-2014 – R.I.P.

  28. THX 1138 Says:

    Au contraire:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuoKNZjr8_U

  29. Kripslod Says:

    The famous Max von Plunk Indeterminacy Principle states that it is impossible to specify simultaneously the position of a new server (e.g.: USA, GB, N. Korea, or Papua New Guinea) and the speed of destruction of your irreplaceable data (e.g.: In 9 months, hard drive with data on it will be melted down by small children in fourth-world country. Or in 2 weeks, platters in hard drive (holding your data) will be destroyed by IT professionals “Hey, Dude! If you take out a hard drive while it’s still running it’s like a gyroscope or something!”

  30. FearöfMusic Says:

    Please please please PLEASE make no adjustments to the lovely resurrected GSS. I am very much loving the randomness of letters, symbols, and numbers which have taken the place of my moniker in older posts (many of the combinations which I’ve apparently trademarked) Plus I am really enjoying the occasional closed loop in the random awful cover generator which will take me back to the cover I was just perusing.
    Really, please don’t change any of it. Just the right touch of chaos to be charming!

  31. JohnBobMead Says:

    Um, still down, I guess. Pity, I greatly enjoy this site. Even though I’ve never submitted a cover. I’ve recognized a good many covers, though.

    edit: Oh, we are live, there are new covers, just no message saying we’re no longer technical difficulties. I feel so stupid. Go look at the new postings, it’s all good stuff.

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