They call her ‘the female John Norman’, apparently (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2058281.The_Warrior_Within) but to anyone from around these parts ‘Sharon Green’ sounds a bit… Essex. The resemblance of this cover to the painting in ‘Abigail’s Party’ doesn’t help.
I actually find the damsels hair the most fascinating feature of this painting. It looks like someone stapled a black dyed sheepskin from a interior design magazine to her skull.
Can someone get that poor girl a decent meal – her ribs are showing!
Warrior guy there has some really nasty hypertrophic scarring down his chest. Either he’s had open heart surgery or was just very lucky to have survived whatever fight did that. Probably explains his expression because that scar’s going to itch like crazy most of the time.
@Alessandra Kelley, as to her hair, I’m thinking maybe really bad hair extensions? Oh, loved the “Pop” comment, though maybe they’re held in place by double sided tape (which would cause a “scritch, string of expletives” sound when removed)?
“The man was a fiend of the nether regions, just as I’d always known.”
…and unfortunately the phrase refers to the very thing your mind leaps at,
which is unfortunate because now we also know what the “within” in the title refers to.
I can’t help thinking the ‘O’ should be an ‘I’ and ‘Green’ should be ‘Pink’.
September 1st, 2014 at 9:36 am
She has provided her own Space Sheep/C.S. Lewis mechanism.
September 1st, 2014 at 10:17 am
They call her ‘the female John Norman’, apparently (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2058281.The_Warrior_Within) but to anyone from around these parts ‘Sharon Green’ sounds a bit… Essex. The resemblance of this cover to the painting in ‘Abigail’s Party’ doesn’t help.
September 1st, 2014 at 10:51 am
Muscles and Kitschy Kinky strike a pose ! All you need on a rainy monday morning!
September 1st, 2014 at 11:12 am
THE SILICONE WITHIN
September 1st, 2014 at 2:32 pm
Conan the Boobarian
September 1st, 2014 at 3:31 pm
Is he giving her the barbarian version of the Spock Eyebrow?
September 1st, 2014 at 3:53 pm
His muscles look painted on. Her boobs look glued on. He looks like Clint Norris. Or Chuck Eastwood. She looks like trouble.
September 1st, 2014 at 6:44 pm
Her buff warrior friend better stick to a brisk walk or that knife is gonna slice nicely-toned leg open.
September 1st, 2014 at 8:20 pm
Um what is going on with her hands? I know its possibly the least of her problems but even so…. 😛
September 1st, 2014 at 8:24 pm
For the last time — HOW DO THOSE BRASS TIPS STAY ON??
September 1st, 2014 at 9:46 pm
Saying “the female John Norman” is like saying “the male E.L. James”…
September 1st, 2014 at 11:18 pm
Less Bettie Page and more sweaty rage.
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:03 pm
I actually find the damsels hair the most fascinating feature of this painting. It looks like someone stapled a black dyed sheepskin from a interior design magazine to her skull.
September 7th, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Sharon Green does look very fetching. I don’t care if there’s a warrior within her.
What’s the point of the old guy in a muscle suit?
September 27th, 2014 at 11:42 pm
Her hair makes no sense, unless that little tooth necklace is holding on a bearskin cape.
And I am just imagining the *POP!* noise when she takes those things off in the evening.
September 28th, 2014 at 6:07 pm
Can someone get that poor girl a decent meal – her ribs are showing!
Warrior guy there has some really nasty hypertrophic scarring down his chest. Either he’s had open heart surgery or was just very lucky to have survived whatever fight did that. Probably explains his expression because that scar’s going to itch like crazy most of the time.
@Alessandra Kelley, as to her hair, I’m thinking maybe really bad hair extensions? Oh, loved the “Pop” comment, though maybe they’re held in place by double sided tape (which would cause a “scritch, string of expletives” sound when removed)?
November 1st, 2014 at 1:05 am
I have severe lordosis and I don’t qualify for disability living allowance.
#Yesallwomenwithnipplerivets
November 30th, 2015 at 12:33 am
‘The infernal banging had no trouble breaking through my sleep.’
o_0
November 30th, 2015 at 11:17 am
“The man was a fiend of the nether regions, just as I’d always known.”
…and unfortunately the phrase refers to the very thing your mind leaps at,
which is unfortunate because now we also know what the “within” in the title refers to.
I can’t help thinking the ‘O’ should be an ‘I’ and ‘Green’ should be ‘Pink’.
November 30th, 2015 at 4:49 pm
You say you’ve seen seven wonders
And your bird is green
But you can’t see me
You can’t see me