I just got a massage and it felt like the bodily equivalent of untangling a pair of headphones for an hour
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Jessica Ivers
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Social Media + Content . Board Director . Former social + content #AusOpen #Wimbledon #RolandGarros #NRL & more… Views my own.
Melbourne, VICJoined July 2010
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Too nice not to walk home tonight after a rainy day
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I just saw a Facebook marketplace exchange happening in the CBD between a man in a suit and a man wearing thongs with a cigarette between his teeth.
The exchange. A fishing rod.
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I just came back to the office with my prescription in its little paper bag and someone asked what I got from the bakery.
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If you really want to see people get mad, change “childless” to “child free” and parents will lose their fucking minds
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So I’m trying this thing where I actually get to work on time. #ambitious
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inbox: FIFA are looking for football fans to train up as audio-descriptive match commentators to cover the 2023 🎤🎧
no experience required! training will be offered in Melb, Syd, Bris, and Auckland in March & April.
women & NB folks in sport, apply!!!
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Week on since Valentine's Day and I'm in love with these stats of a classic Kitty Flanagan clip for the channels.
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What do you hate most about being a social media manager and why is it the monthly reporting?
Nooooo this is risky
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Ladies, stop lying about your age to make yourselves younger. Tell people you’re older than you actually are and watch the “YOU LOOK AMAZING” comments roll in.
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Genuinely, who is spending the same amount of money ($130+) to get a 12 hour train to go Sydney rather than a 1 hour plane??
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Today is gonna be an exciting day ⏰
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there is no argument quite like the ‘toughen up and stop eating that smashed avo’ logic from the boomers whose first homes were much closer to the price of lettuce than to their current market value
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#MentalHealthMatters. Here are some ways to take care of your #MentalHealth:
💜Talk to someone you trust
💛Do some physical activity, like going for a walk
🧡Do things you enjoy
💚Give yourself time to rest
❤️Know that having a bad day does not make you a bad person!
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Oh god this rings true right now
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Great to feature on radio discussing the importance of parental leave policies for female athletes.
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Breaking: a woman has breasts and is simply existing at a work event
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BOOK GIVEAWAY!
To celebrate #UpHellyAa I'm giving away 2 signed copies of my book. To enter just like and retweet this post.
Based on my PhD research & journey to live in #Shetland, Ponies tells the story of Shetland ponies and the people who love them.
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V helpful at curing 3:30itis
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It’s been a big day
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So I’ll be getting no work done today 🐶
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Judy Dalton was a tennis pioneer, part of the group who broke away to become professional.
For a time, she was banned from playing.
She's thrilled the #AusOpen women's singles champ is taking home a record prize - though she'd have liked to have been in her prime nowadays! 😁
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It’s nice to have a prime minister at the tennis that we don’t willingly want to boo #ausopen
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I’m just here for BottleGate #ausopen
Congratulations to , the 2023 Australian of the Year! Taryn Brumfitt leads the Body Image Movement, an organisation teaching people to appreciate their bodies.
Learn more about her story in our exhibition: bit.ly/3FJpa0V
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Made sure to squeeze in a bit of tennis content to the schedule this fortnight…
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brb just imagining @joelcreasey as an #ausopen ballkid... 
#MICF #Comedy
#MICF #Comedy
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These gals really are moon-balling the shit out of this match.
And I’m loving it.
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A reminder that the Australia Day holiday that many claim is steeped in history is a mere 29 years old.
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Roger Federer is a Swiftie
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Normalise being able to show emotion like this without being labelled hysterical, soft, emotional, dramatic…
Coco is gonna light up this world!
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Watching Coco Gauff’s eyes fill up with tears after her loss to Ostapenko is gut wrenching
It’s clear she puts her heart into everything she does
This girl is poised beyond her years & has class that money can’t buy
In the words of Venus Williams, her day in the sun will come
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Oh my goodness this is everything
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Today at @ausopen a little boy (maybe about 10) came up to me. He said “excuse me Mrs Murray. This is my mum and she’s my coach. Could you please tell her how to help me to play like Andy?”
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