Saturday Night Live: The Best of Amy Poehler (2009)

Actors

• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Will Forte (actor)
• Paul Giamatti (actor)
• Josh Brolin (actor)
• Jake Gyllenhaal (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Bill Hader (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Gunn, Tim Filmography

• Under the Gunn
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Outstanding Choreography
• 2013 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess
  2012, role: actor , character name: Baileywick
• Gossip Girl: XO XO
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Smurfs
  2011, role: actor , character name: Henri
• Oscars Red Carpet 2011
  2011, role: actor
• 2011: Year in Review
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Teen Spirit
  2011, role: actor
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sex and the City 2
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 36th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A-List Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Project Runway: All-Star Challenge
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Mentor
• 81st Annual Academy Awards Pre-Show
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Oscars Red Carpet 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV Guide Live at the Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A-List Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Guide to Style
  2007, role: writer
• Drinks with LX
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Apology to the Dead
  2006, role: director
• An Apology to the Dead
  2006, role: writer
• 17th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Tim Gunn:

"If you had pockets, you were associated with a labor force. It meant you had things to carry yourself. Otherwise, your lady's maid or your manservant would have done it for you."

"Diana used the show wisely and strategically. Although we saw her struggle periodically, she projected a seriousness of purpose that was unfaltering. Diana captured the attention of the fashion industry and viewers fell in love with her."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Where's My Heaven - Time Machine
• Eternity Ends - Time Machine
• I Believe Again - Time Machine
• Behind The Cross - Time Machine
• Tears Of Jerusalem - Time Machine
• Stargazer - Time Machine
• Reviviscence - Time Machine
• I The Subversive Nazarene - Time Machine
• Burning In The Wind - Time Machine
• Hidden Pain - Time Machine

from the time of the heretic
back to the age of the cyber web
wearing the stole of an Anglican priest in New England--
so they call this land
two thousand one and still nothing has changed
mankind is dragging in corruption and sin
lined up like cans of meat up on a shelf
stacking in their houses
there's sex on TV
in the mist of an empty life
they just clock in each day
where's my heaven? Life is Hell
where's my soul that should live forever
where's my heaven? Life is pain
where's the dream that will last forever?
children abused on the screen as a rule
technology serves euro chemical wars
cops getting killed by the squad of the mayor
if this isn't Hell, tell me what can be Hell?
as a core of a senseless life
they just clock in each day
where's my heaven? Life is Hell
where's my soul that should live forever
where's my heaven? Life is pain
where's the dream that will last forever?
where's my heaven? Life is Hell
where's my soul that should live in a world of light and love until The End
tenebraum
rex sigillum in oculos impii ponit
qui obscuritatem
vitat eum vaniis blanditiis
temporis proximae
vitae et angelici
gregis donans
two thousand one and still nothing has changed
mankind is dragging in corruption and sin
lined up like cans of meat up on a shelf
stacking in their houses
there's sex on TV
in the mist of an empty life
they just clock in each day
where's my heaven? Life is Hell
where's my soul that should live forever
where's my heaven? Life is pain
where's the dream that will last forever?
where's my heaven? Life is Hell
where's my soul that should live forever
where's my heaven? Life is pain
where's the dream that will last forever?
where's my heaven? Life is Hell

It’s now two thousand years, you base your realm on my death
You say you praise and speak words of faith and defend your ownership of God
It’s now two thousand years, you exploit the rights on my death
You glorify the poor while you’re dressed in gold and invest your wealth
On subtle device of control of the masses’ belief of the good fighting grief
And attempt to mark your eternity ends by saying the judgement is near
By spreading terror and fear, abusing the words that I spoke
So the heretic dies when he tries and placing doubts on your salvation of souls
Then he should be afraid of you saying eternity ends
The search for perfection is not the one that you wrote on your books
As only the Father can sat what is right, hence you tried to destroy the Writings of the Dead Sea Scrolls
When somebody placed his doubts on your own version of the truth
Anyone should wonder why you say that eternity ends
Marking the edges of time and unfold the secret is not up to you
Just let the Father reveal what’s untold
I’m not the eternity end
I am not the eternity end
My birth is not the eternity end
I am not the eternity end
My death is not the eternity end
I am not the eternity end
My birth is not the eternity end

I Believe Again
Night time falls on my empire
Stars like pearls shine bright
Your smile like gold lights my desire
Staring at your eyes make me feel
Like I'm born again in silver dawn
Like loving life again
Summer storm on my emotions
Your eyes like midnight stars
Winter breeze on my hot passion
Watching you by far gives me thrill
And brings me back to daylight's blinding sheen
Like a tempest on the sea
Like a fire in the wind
Like the white of fallen snow
Like the blue of summer skies
Once again I hold your hand
Once again I trust in you
Once again I'm here to say I believe again
And only time will tell if Love can be denied
I believe again, I believe
Like a tempest on the sea
Like a fire in the wind
Like the white of fallen snow
Like the blue of summer skies
Once again I hold your hand
Once again I trust in you
Once again I'm here to say I believe again
And only time will tell if Love can be denied
I believe again, I believe
Night time falls on my empire
Stars like pearls shine bright
Your smile like gold lights my desire
Staring at your eyes makes me feel
Like I'm born again in a silver dawn
Like loving life again
Summer storm on my emotions
Your eyes like midnight stars
Winter breeze on my hot passion
Watching you by far gives me thrill

Across the ocean at the very end of the sea
There's a new wild land still untouched by the beauty of our Lord and his love
On the other side of the ocean
There's a wild man still living free
And our mission's to teach him the glory of our Mother Church
And make him believe that one day
Everything shall have to change
The poor will be rich tustice will rule in peace and nothing will count but our souls
At the back of the planet on the very edge of the world
There's a kingdom to establish and laws to obey and respect
The sake of mankind will make sure
Everything shall have to change
The poor will be rich, justice will rule in peace
And we shall be the ones who hide behind the wall of hidden lies
Behind the cross
Searching for new horizons
Searching for souls
I feel the doubt that mounts within
Fear winding round my soul like spiritual uneasiness
I'm aware that something's wrong
I thought I was the brave, I was the chosen one
I feel the rage that grows within
Everything now's wrong
And a thousand crates of gold will never pay for lives
We struck to death in the name of God and hid behind the cross
And the crown of king of new worlds won't justify the slaughter
Too many innocent died for progress and glory of the Church
Across the ocean on the other end of the sea
There's an old stone cold land still corrupted by evil and vice, out of grace
On the other side of the ocean
There's an old man still killing free
And his riches are due to the murdering of our new world
And he keeps on spreading the Word
Increasing his power in death
The poor will be poor and the rich will get rich
His justice will rule on us
Behind the wall of hidden lies
Behind the cross
Searching for new horizons
Searching for souls
Behind the wall of hidden lies
Behind the cross
Searching for new horizons

blood stains on the sand
blood stains on the ruins
it's children's
it's women's blood
the tears of Jerusalem
under the sun of the same old god
unde the fire of an eternal war
the clang of tanks shatters the hopes
the battle rages on
vengeance to vengeance for thousand years
the innocent die with blast in their ears
the cry of the victims invoking their gods
the angels look away
the horizon is fading to grey
shadows scream for pain
the lights of distant glories
have turned to obscurity
no one defies the night of belief
no one wants to see
the lights of distant glories
have turned to obscuity
no one defies the night of belief
no one will give in
the hoizon is fading to grey
shadows scream for pain
murders and killings for an impossible dream
locked in a cage of despair within
industrial crusaders making money out of war
the Nations will just watch
the horizon fading to grey
shadows screaming fo pain
the lights of distant glories
have turned to obscurity
no one defies the night of belief
no one wants to see
the lights of distant glories
have turned to obscurity
no one defies the night of belief

Clear me a space
To gaze at the stars
They dreamed about telescopes
Alone in the park
I thought of the empty cars
Surrounded by ugly homes
So hand me a pen
To write the card
To say goodbye
Clear me a space
To gaze at the stars

Where am I am I here to stay?
who ami I would you call me someone?
a new life, yet another life that I feel isn't mine
when I closed my eyes it was yesterday,
now I'm facing a brighter tomorrow
I shouldn't look behind, I should be looking forward
to the light, to the hope, to the chance
of starting again with a brand new life
in a future clear from misakes
I want to smile, I want ot love again
life like it could last forever
and I feel the strength in my heart, in my soul
feel the pulse of my blood in my head
and I'm standing again
in a timeless reality with much younger spirit inside
ready to stand high again
time for glory, time for you,
now the future is calling
time for vengeance, time to win,

I was born on the night of the falling star by the Virgin and the Man
I was sent over here to be the saviour of worlds
To heal the people and set them free
I was supposed to be the one to wear the crown
The one to share the pain of the poor, of the ill
Forgive the sins accrued in thousand years
And lead the human race towards a better life and reveal
How love can truly save the one who does really believe
How the light erase the dark that lies in the heart of each man
And only with one touch I'll heal the humble dying
And only with one look I'll bring him back to life
And only with my stare I'll open the masses' eyes
Bringing justice between men
But in my dreams I see an evil man who's dressed
As holy priest and sends his son to die in war
He wants to expand his realm
Increase his wealth of gold
He doesn't care of Love
He really needs no Love and declares he does it all for God
Saying he does really believe
He'll send me to the cross
I threaten his status of king
And only with my touch I'll reduce the distance that separates men from the sky
And then again only with my words I'll change the social order
Bringing justice between men
I'm the new Messiah and you, you call me Jesus
I'm the messenger they announced in the Bible
I'm the new Messiah who will give you Light
I'm the son of God who wash away the sin
I'm the new Messiah and you, you call me Jesus
I'm the messenger they announced in the Bible
I'm the new Messiah who will give you Light
I'm the son of God who wash away the sin
I'm the new Messiah and you, you call me Jesus
I'm the messenger they announced in the Bible
I'm the new Messiah who will give you Light

Inquisition? s got me
Accusing me of conspiracy
They never see me in church
? We know you don? t believe?
They? re all masters
They? re all servants
They all betray each other
They always obey, politely submissive
They? re all clever intellectuals
They would sell their soul
For a higher rank in society
Their devotion to the wheel
If I don? t do what they say
I? ll be burning on the cross
Now the cross is standing tall
Waiting for witches? repentance
Burning in the wind
Is religion supposed to kill
The ones who just dare to disagree?
Does religion kill?
I must pay the toll
I don? t deserve forgiving for my sins
Kneel to society!
The cross is standing tall
They? re all clever intellectuals
They would sell their soul
For a higher rank in society
Their devotion to the wheel
If I don? t do what they say
I? ll be burning on the cross

I try to forget they nailed me to the cross
and try to forget the pain I felt inside
When desperation arose in my Mother's eyes
She stared at me with tears of blood
With tears of pain she cried for those who kill and kill again
I try to hide the pain by swallowing it when rage is driving me insane
I try to forgive a man's mistake
Even though he was aware it was my blood
It is my pain, it is my Mother's cry
That's killing me down deep again
I can see a million tears in the eyes of the world
And try to see the light at the end of the dark
Who do I have to wipe the tears from the eyes of the world?
Why do I have to love the ones who killed my soul?
Are You going to give me strength enough to live and love?
Enough to say a prayer, enough to smile again
Again, it is my pain, it kills me again
I can see a million tears in the eyes of the world
And try to see the light at the end of the dark
Who do I have to wipe the tears from the eyes of the world?
Why do I have to love the ones who killed my soul?
Again, it is my pain, it kills me again
I can see a million tears in the eyes of the world
And try to see the light at the end of the dark
Who do I have to wipe the tears from the eyes of the world?