mr. evan bayh - the song

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• published: 23 Feb 2010
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A long, long time ago . . . I can still remember How those Dems used to make me smile And I thought Indianas favorite son Was tough enough to get it done And maybe he could stand firm for a while. But February made me shiver, The news on every blog, plus twitter Bad news on my laptop Weve lost a key Dem backstop I sat there and I rolled my eyes When he said hed finally gotten wise To the ways of Congress . . . .God, what lies! The day that we got Bayhd. So Bye, Bye, Mr. Evan Bayh Youre such a loser of a Hoosier That you wont even try. Your daddy was a hero, youre just some douchey guy Thanks to you, progressivism could die Thanks to you, progressivism could die . . . Didnt you want to be VP? Like 3 different times? Cuz it seems to me Maybe thats what this is all about . . . Cuz youre so pissed at not being picked You took your ball and went home, you dick! Didnt daddy teach you not to po-ut? Well Birch ran for prez, and he didnt win But that was fine, it didnt affect him He pushed the ERA And wrote Title IX too, OK? And in that lonely year, that gloom of night When Reagan took the country to the right Did Birch give up without a fight? No! He lost, but he wouldnt have Bayhd. So Bye, Bye, Mr. Evan Bayh Youre such a loser of a Hoosier That you wont even try. Your daddy was a hero, youre just some sleazy guy Thanks to you, progressivism could die Thanks to you, progressivism could die . . . Now for 12 years you have warmed your seat And I guess you couldnt stand the heat You say this aint how it used to be. Well that may be true, you little wu-ssy. Sure Congress sucks. But youre a pussy Just like Senators Ben and Joe, you see. And while you talk about how things arent great The GOP is gonna take your state. Think flag-burning shouldnt be allowed? Oh wouldnt your daddy be proud? And while youre off preening, unemployed, And someone does what you avoid And fights a real fight, well all feel annoyed That thanks to you, we all got Bayhd. So Bye, Bye, Mr. Evan Bayh Youre such a loser of a Hoosier That you wont even try. Your daddy was a hero, youre just some sleazy guy Thanks to you, progressivism could die Thanks to you, progressivism could die . . . As healthcare whithers on the vine, What do you care? Just go on and whine. But think a bit bout your old man . . . His fellow progressives didnt fear strife With what Teddy called the cause of his life In the balance, they would shout, Yes We Can! Birch dragged Teddy from a plane When it crashed and burned, the liberal lion in pain Birch Bayh saved the day His son woulda run away!!! And a campaign raged, and a movement grew History called, change needed you. But you wanted to be Hillarys number two. And now weve all been Bayhd! So Bye, Bye, Mr. Evan Bayh Youre such a loser of a Hoosier That you wont even try. Your daddy was a hero, youre just some sleazy guy Thanks to you, progressivism could die Thanks to you, progressivism could die . . .