Hilarious Rap Video about the BRAIN for Psychology class. Lyrics: Chorus This is the brain map rap It'll help you pass the test Your association areas will help you do the rest Your cerebral cortex will help you do well Cause it's much larger than a chimp's I don't know if you can tell Verse 1 The brain stems the hindbrain It controls survival functions It's the oldest in the brain And it's your main spinal junction The medulla is responsible for breathing and your heart rate It may increase significantly when you're on a blind date Between your ears, is the reticular formation It helps control arousal when you're busy masturbating The pons relays messages it may aid in dreaming So that when you're sleeping you can find a bigger meaning I'll tell you that the thalamus is like the quarterback It's your sensory switchboard and we hope it don't get sacked The cerebellums tight cause it makes your movements' smooth And it helps control your balance when you're getting on your groove The limbic is the midbrain, a donut shaped system It's a bunch of neural structures; I bet that you would miss them It helps with you emotions such as fear and aggression It also drives for food and sex without them that's depression Your frontal lobe is dope cause it's got your motor cortex So I can move my fingers when I send your girlfriend hot texts The parietal lobe is on the top of your head It's got the sensory cortex so you can taste fresh bread The auditory area is in the temporal lobe So I can hear the languages when I travel the globe My occipital lobe, is there so I can see Broca's area in my frontal lobe so I can emcee Chorus This is the brain map rap It'll help you pass the test Your association areas will help you do your best Your cerebral cortex will help you do well Cause it's much larger than a chimp's I don't know if you can tell Verse 2 I control my movement sequences with my basal ganglia So when I'm mad at you I can easily strangle ya My angular gyrus, its an amazing feat It lets me turn my visual references into beats But what connects the brain? The corpus callosum  It lets the hemispheres communicate and that is freaking awesome What's the right side do? Well, funny you should mention that because the right side interprets emotional contents, tone of voice, facial expressions, gestures, melodic speech, social, musical, visual, spatial, and environmental awareness, unconscious self-image, body-image, emotional and visual memory! Imagine that Wow! That's very interesting Phineas, would you happen to know what the left side does? Oh but of course! The left side is responsible for processing language (in most people), reading, writing, math, verbal thoughts and memory, temporal-sequential language, linguistic consciousness, conscious self-image, defense mechanisms, projection, self-deception, and denial Wow Phineas you really helped us learn about different regions of the brain! (Watch out cause here comes the beat) Fight or flight is necessary yes we need them both That's why we got pituitary glands that help with growth MC Dopamine, is this test really scaring ya? Naw, I comprehend this with my wernicke's area (Ooooooooooooooh!)

• published: 11 Jun 2008
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