Artie is most commonly a human given name and may refer to:
among fictional people:
Howard Allan Stern (born January 12, 1954) is an American radio personality, television host, author, actor and photographer best known for his radio show which was nationally syndicated from 1986 to 2005. He gained wide recognition in the 1990s where he was labeled a "shock jock" for his outspoken and sometimes controversial style. Stern has been exclusive to Sirius XM Radio, a subscription-based satellite radio service, since 2006. The son of a former recording and radio engineer, Stern wished to pursue a career in radio at the age of five. While at Boston University he worked at the campus station WTBU before a brief stint at WNTN in Newton, Massachusetts.
He developed his on-air personality when he landed positions at WRNW in Briarcliff Manor, WCCC in Hartford and WWWW in Detroit. In 1981, he was paired with his current newscaster and co-host Robin Quivers at WWDC in Washington, D.C. Stern then moved to WNBC in New York City in 1982 to host afternoons until his firing in 1985. He re-emerged on WXRK that year, and became one of the most popular radio personalities during his 20-year tenure at the station. Stern's show is the most-fined radio program, after the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) issued fines to station licensees for allegedly indecent material that totaled $2.5 million. Stern has won Billboard's Nationally Syndicated Air Personality of the Year award eight times, and is one of the highest-paid figures in radio.
Christopher James "Chris" Christie (born September 6, 1962) is the 55th and current Governor of New Jersey. Upon his election to the governorship in November 2009, Christie became the first Republican to win a statewide election in New Jersey in 12 years. Christie, an attorney, previously served as United States Attorney for the District of New Jersey and as a Morris County, New Jersey Freeholder. In 2011, he considered entering the race for the Republican Presidential nomination but ultimately decided not to run.
Chris Christie was born in Newark, New Jersey, the son of Sondra A. (née Grasso) and Wilbur James "Bill" Christie, a certified public accountant. Christie is of Scottish, Irish, and Sicilian descent. He was raised in Livingston, graduating from Livingston High School. Christie graduated from the University of Delaware with a Bachelor of Arts in political science in 1984 and Seton Hall University School of Law with a Juris Doctor in 1987. Christie was admitted to the Bar of the State of New Jersey and the Bar of the United States District Court, District of New Jersey, in December 1987. After being elected the Governor of New Jersey, he was awarded honorary doctorate degrees from Rutgers University, the state university of New Jersey, and Monmouth University in 2010.
A comedy about love, loss and other felonies
Plot
Michael Elgin, former high school track star, now in his thirties, is floundering. He keeps life's realities at bay by having too many cocktails a few nights too often. One night, he crashes into a tree, emerges unscathed but catalyzes those who care into organizing an intervention. Michael comes home to find the group waiting: his friends, co-workers, parents, his wife, his new girlfriend. The group is nervous. The psychiatrist who was supposed to guide them is stuck in town with a suicidal patient. True to form, Michael takes over, and turns the event into yet another party. All the invitees start drinking themselves and the event spirals out of control. Secrets are revealed, emotions erupt, relationships disintegrate and Michael's life comes crashing down around him. In the aftermath, as he tries to pick up the pieces, Michael finally hits bottom, and is forced to face his demons.
Keywords: adultery, alarm-clock, american-football, anniversary, athlete, bar, baseball-bat, bleachers, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, breath-spray
Rock bottom is just around the corner.
Plot
Christmas Eve in New York, and the lonely divorced publisher, Rose Collins, needs a miracle to improve the health of her mother, interned in a hospital with Alzheimers. She feels sorry for another patient and meets his visitor. Meanwhile, Nina Vasquez breaks her engagement with her beloved fiancé Mike due to his suffocating jealousy, but misses him. Mike is stalked by a stranger, bartender Artie Venzuela. The poor Jules arranges to spend Christmas Eve in the hospital, where he spent the best Christmas of his life when he was a teenager. The lives of some of these characters cross with others along the night.
Keywords: alzheimer's-patient, ambulance, bar-pianist, broken-hand, christmas, christmas-party, christmas-tree, cookies, crisis-of-faith, depression
Miracles are closer than you think
Charlie: I don't wanna be alone when I die.
Rose: I like to think my life matters.::Charlie: Oh, your life matters, you've touched other people's lives in ways you don't even realize.::Rose: How do you know that?::Charlie: Cause you've touched my life.
Charlie: You saved me Rose. I was wondering where God was and then the next thing you know, there you are at the bedside of a complete stranger telling him you love him was such meaning. And then I knew God was there in that room, with you.
Charlie: Your mother wants you to live your life Rose.::Rose: You don't know my mother.::Charlie: She knows you love her and you're there for her.::Rose: Why are you doing this?::Charlie: Because she told me to tell you.::Rose: That's not funny, you're scaring me.::Charlie: No Rose, listen to me, I don't have much time.::Rose: No I...::Charlie: Rose, please listen to me.::Rose: I don't want to listen.::Charlie: Listen to what I have to say.::Rose: I'm not gonna listen. Get out of the house, I don't want you here anymore.::Charlie: I'm not gonna leave until you hear what I have to say.::Rose: No.::Charlie: She spoke to me last night.::Rose: I'm calling the police.::Charlie: I know it is hard to believe.::Rose: I mean it Charlie, get out.::Charlie: That's what she wants.::Rose: I'm dialling.::Charlie: I know that would make her happy.::Rose: Happy? Happy? My mother doesn't even know she's my mother. She doesn't hear me, she doesn't see me! Do you understand what I'm saying? When you look into her eyes you see absolutely nothing, she isn't there, do you understand what I'm saying? I'm watching my mother die bit by bit. So don't you tell me about my mother, get out of here! Just go!::Charlie: I love you Rose.
Artie: I thought I was never gonna see you again.::Mike: Hi. Long time no see. Should I get the nurse?::Artie: No. What are you still doing here?::Mike: I was waiting for you to wake up.::Artie: Thanks so much for helping me out. I'm - I'm very, very grateful.::Mike: Your welcome. Artie, listen to me. I want you to know something. I forgive you.::Artie: Huh?::Mike: You understand? It's over. I forgive you for everything. [Artie starts to cry and Mike kisses his forehead, sniffling as well, then he sees Artie's son, Paul] Looks like there's someone here to see you. [leaves]
Plot
Raquel Welch is an author researching a new book, when she comes across the story of a surprising double murder-suicide. A smart, young, athletic high school student adopted by his parents at a young age had killed his well-respected family, then committed suicide. Welch goes on a hunt to discover that the boy's biological mother had been a patient in a mental institution and that the boy is part of a fraternal twin set. His sister had also been adopted, and Welch, fearful of a murderous genetic trait, takes it upon herself to find the sister. Meanwhile, two good friends and neighbors, Wagner and Green, exhibit the type of behavior that leads to believe that one of them is the missing sister. Welch tracks them down and it's only a matter of time to discover which one has the deadly trait.
Keywords: arson, child-abuse, orphan, women-fight
When little girls grow up what will they be?
Sometimes it's who you know that can kill you...
How do you tell people you love, you love to do it on your own?
Jerry Lewis Rockin' and Rollin' the world with laffs!
Jerry's at his funniest ever -- in the funniest movie ever!
Rebel without a cause? Nope - riot without a pause!
So tough he scares himself...and nobody else!
JERRY LEWIS makes that blackboard jungle jump for joy. He's funnier than ever...
Walking over the same ole grass
Trying to stay off the beaten path
I don't need to apologize
For the things I don't recognize
Artie, take a look at me
And I wanna think about all the little things
That piss you off about me
Hey there man
I'll take and scratch your cat
But I'll apologize for all the little things
That piss you off about me
Walking over the same ole ground
Thinking 'bout all the things we found
I don't wanna let it bring me down
I'm wantin' out of this dirty town
Artie, take a look at me
I might not wanna think of all the little things
That piss you off about me
Walking over the same ole grass
Trying to stay on the beaten path
I don't need to apologize
For the things I don't recognize
Walking over the same ole ground
Thinking 'bout all the things we found
I don't wanna let it bring me down
I'm wantin' out of this dirty town
You - you... no, no,
Don't do, don't do, don't do anything, anything irrational
Here's the starting line