The Muppet Movie is the first of a series of live-action musical feature films starring Jim Henson's Muppets. Released in 1979, the film was produced by Henson Associates, and ITC Entertainment. It was released in between the third and fourth seasons of The Muppet Show.
The film is dedicated to Edgar Bergen who died during production.
Kermit enjoys a relaxing afternoon in a Florida swamp, singing "Rainbow Connection" and strumming his banjo, when he is approached by an agent who encourages Kermit to pursue a career in show business. Inspired by the idea of "making millions of people happy," Kermit sets off on a cross-country trip to Hollywood, but is soon pursued by the villainous Doc Hopper and his shy assistant Max in an attempt to convince Kermit to be the new spokesman of his struggling French-fried frog legs restaurant franchise. As Kermit continues to spurn Doc's advances throughout his journey, Hopper resorts to increasingly threatening means of persuasion.
Kermit promptly meets Fozzie Bear, who had been working as a hapless stand-up comedian in a sleazy bar. Kermit invites Fozzie to accompany him, and the two set out in Fozzie’s Studebaker. The duo’s journey includes misadventures which introduce them to a variety of eccentric human and Muppet characters, including Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem and their manager Scooter (who receive a copy of the script from the pair), Gonzo and Camilla the Chicken, Sweetums (who ran after them after they thought he declined their offer), and the immediately love stricken Miss Piggy.
Instrumental
Yo, I.B.U, I.B.U
Now just bless the verbal, Scott Lark Sensei
Want y'all to lay back and peep this feature presentation
It's all real... It's going like this
Check it out
[Verse 1:]
It's the feature presentation, shots fired live on location
Put you in a sticky situation if you wanna follow
Because it's hard to swallow
You see I woke up in the morning at 5 am
Hit the L, smoked a cig, drank some gin and then
Hit the L, smoked a cig, drank some gin and then
I woke up and did the shit all over again
And after that I grabbed my gat that I just had cleaned
Dollar bills, gotta build, gotta get that green
Baby Pah?, blue stars got L-A-Ark?
What I say, ok, now play that song
By Soul 2 Soul "Keep on moving don't stop"
I killed a million devils with just one glock
Cause I'm the supa dupa brand new industry trooper
Cleaning up shit with a used pooper-scooper
Driving down to Washington to kill Bill Clinton
? Rob the mint, and then read Bill tritton?
As I hop on my private jet set for Asia
Bitches all around the world is lightin' up my pager
I smoked the bong with Saddam Hussein on his plane
As soon as I got off of my plane
He had a jacuzzi with five groupies holdin' uzis
Hoochies, even that Stetsasonic chick Suzie
She said, "Hey, ain't you that rapper? "
Slapped me in the face and called me a chick basher
She stuck the gun in my nose, I froze
Made me lick her toes and her asshole
I couldn't do it, I had to do it
The move: I grabbed the uzi and sprayed Suzie in the movie
[Chorus:]
It's the feature presentation
I keep the party jumpin' off of lyrics
I be bumpin making people edible like Jeffrey Dahmer when I bomb it
(It's the movie, listen to the movie, it's the movie, nothin' but a movie)
I grab my pen and begin to flip the script the shit
In which I pick the kick bass out of it like other shit they heard me
Kickin'
What a difference...
(It's the movie, listen to the movie, It's the movie, nothin' but a movie)
[Verse 2:]
It's the feature presentation
You don't know me, ain't no relation
Like Mobb Deep, crossing borders with the Haitians
Who would of thought that it would have occurred
She knew me, I knew her, hey, we both knew each other
She said, "It ain't goin down like what"
I said, "Me leaving here without gettin' the gut? ! "
Fast-forward? To a wind? I started knocking it off
I came down the throat and then my shit got soft
She started playing with my balls
Which once again made my shit get hard
Who would have thought I'd be in a jacuzzi
On a airplane with four bitches holding uzis
Is they gon' kill me? My stomach is woozy
Saddam eating JIFF with a spoon his mother was choosy
I twist my head, wished upon a star out of there
Disappeared and reappeared elsewhere
Somewhere in the Everglades
All the hunnies looking sunny all the men just shared
Whether you're black, Puerto Rican or Caucasian
South-East Asian, Malaysian, feature presentation
[Chorus:]
I keep the party jumpin' off of lyrics
I be bumpin' making people edible like Jeffrey Dahmer when I bomb it
(It's the movie, listen to the movie, it's a movie, nothin' but a movie)
[Verse 3:]
I slow 'em down, when I throw 'em down, tempo the track
I kick the crazy tight flow like I'm in every back
I'm kicking nigga's backs out like? the spine I disperse?
Livin fat like Heavy D I don't curse, na fuck that
Shit pussy God I'm too hard-core, break a nigga's jaw more
Who should have put up his guard more
Ruff edges rugged, cause mother fuckas love it
Fuck it, I'm too far above it, yo
I grab my glock and my cock standing out on the block
I used the dock and I knocked now they opened a lock
And then they let me inside, I caught a venomous vibe
They said "Lark, welcome back. Where you been all this time? "
I said "Later for all that, I heard you was pourin' shit
About your mouth around my niggas, we ain't goin' for it"
A nigga said "You in my crib and disrespect me like that
Is gonna break you two by two I know you cool and all that"
Mad niggas went bad and started hittin' the door
Scott Lark licked a shot, a nigga fell on the floor
I felt bad cause the nigga I shot was innocent
So I shot another nigga cause he started the shit
His fuckin' guts hit the ground like spaghetti
Then I checked his pockets for fuzz, yo I thought you knew already
Scott Lark be fuckin' it up
I make the hoes say "Scott Lark fuckin' it up! "
The rim-shot...
[Chorus:]
I keep the party jumping off of lyrics
I be bumpin' making rappers edible like Jeffrey Dahmer when I bomb it
The movie will begin in five moments
The mindless voice announced
All those unseated will await the next show.
We filed slowly, languidly into the hall
The auditorium was vast and silent
As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued.
The program for this evening is not new
You've seen this entertainment through and through
You've seen your birth your life and death
you might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?.
I'm getting out of here
Where are you going?
To the other side of morning
Please don't chase the clouds, pagodas
Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly hand.
It's alright, all your friends are here
When can I meet them?
After you've eaten
I'm not hungry
Uh, we meant beaten
Silver stream, silvery scream
The movie will begin in five moments
The mindless voice announced
All those unseated will await the next show.
We filed slowly, languidly into the hall
The auditorium was vast and silent
As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued.
The program for this evening is not new
You've seen this entertainment through and through
You've seen your birth your life and death
you might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?.
I'm getting out of here
Where are you going?
To the other side of morning
Please don't chase the clouds, pagodas
Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly hand.
It's alright, all your friends are here
When can I meet them?
After you've eaten
I'm not hungry
Uh, we meant beaten
Silver stream, silvery scream
Oooooh, impossible concentration.
Im jumpin out my coupe wit da missin roof and I'm so fuckin high I need a parachute. "Gucci Mane, do you remember me from last month?" "Girl, I can't remember nothin but my last blunt" Bling blau diamond necklaces for every chain. Bitch I'm Gucci so I put rims on bout everythang. I used to care about money now these days I don't so if I like her enough I'll buy her everythang she want. I got that 357 so don't try your luck. Bullets have yo body hot you'll need a fire truck. So re-up with us, got white girl yeah that anime. Today i'm shittin on rappers so I call em Jazze Pha.
I'm not a boy so I can not be your boyfriend but, if you want me to then I can be your Gucci Mane. And if you're man can't beat it up then I bet Gucci can. Just ask your lady and I bet that shes a Gucci fan. Bought all my hoes Gucci, most all my clothes Gucci, this ain't no coogi you still can't move me. And this is the soundtrack of the Gucci Mane movie, gucci mane movie, gucci mane movie.
Lambo engine in the rear and I'm switchin gears. Yall suckas can't fuck wit dis young nigga here. Diamonds on my neck colder than a case of beer. So when I fall off in the club all the bitches cheer. In an '06 convertible my top can disappear. Just bought a house in cali pool parties of the year. Tip fade stupid ways I don't wear beer. They say that Gucci stay fresh but dat nigga weird.
Girl you ridin wit la flare so what you got to fear?
I'm not a boy so I can not be your boyfriend but, if you want me to then I can be your Gucci Mane. And if you're man can't beat it up then I bet Gucci can. Just ask your lady and I bet that shes a Gucci fan. Bought all my hoes Gucci, most all my clothes Gucci, this ain't no coogi you still can't move me. And this is the soundtrack of the Gucci Mane movie, gucci mane movie, gucci mane movie.
Jazze Pha, Gucci know they didn't expect this it ain't no secret run up on me you'll regret it. Im like a ball player focused on my next hit. And I hit homeruns I don't know how to bunt bitch. And this that cali kush you need to pass the blunt bitch. Im Sorry that I cuss you baby girl you're gorgeous. Psych you're not gorgeous but your ass is enormous. And if you never call me I'll be rich regardless. Picture perfect flow this verse is a boy trick. I got three matches but..... bouldercrest flash show, seen greshem where I started.......
I was wrong
I’m the first one to admit it- I did it
I gave you love
But it wasn’t mine for giving- or living with you
I move too soon
Unlike at the moon
‘cause nights seem long
in a head like mine
knowing love can be a crime
I couldn’t be
What I should have been for you- I drew a false picture
in your head
I live inside
an idea of an idea- I see you and know it’s all my fault
I move too soon
Unlike at the moon
‘cause nights seem long
in a head like mine
knowing love can be a crime