Contest Searchlight (2002)

Actors: Lenny Clarke (producer), John Fortenberry (director), A.D. Miles (actor), Cory McAbee (actor), Jim Serpico (writer), John W. Walter (editor), Joshua A. Bell (miscellaneous crew), Tom Sellitti (producer), Todd Carroll (actor), Bartow Church (producer), Bruce Bennett (actor), Anand Modi (miscellaneous crew), Mariela Comitini (miscellaneous crew), Maurice Singer (miscellaneous crew), Doug Moe (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

The Price of Milk (2000)

Actors: Andy Wickens (miscellaneous crew), Karl Urban (actor), Wynter Blathwayt (miscellaneous crew), Fran Walsh (miscellaneous crew), Tim Sanders (producer), Danielle Cormack (actress), Harry Sinclair (writer), Harry Sinclair (director), Cushla Dillon (editor), Lawrence Makoare (actor), Rajeev Varma (actor), Kirsty Cameron (costume designer), Rob Fisher (miscellaneous crew), Mark Vette (miscellaneous crew), Belinda Schmid (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: New Zealand milk farmer Rob gives his lover Lucinda a ring. Trying to spark up her relationship with Rob, she takes her friend Drosophila's advice and starts to try and make Rob angry. But she tends to go too far. Admiring her ring while driving a lonely road, she has a run-in with an older woman that sets off a chain of events that begins with her quilt being stolen.

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, agoraphobia, bathtub, best-friend, betrayal, blanket, car, cow, dairy-cows
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance,
Taglines: A man, a woman, and 117 cows.

Pro urodov i lyudey (1998)

Actors: Viktor Sukhorukov (actor), Sergey Makovetskiy (actor), Sergey Selyanov (producer), Dinara Drukarova (actress), Aleksey Balabanov (director), Aleksey Balabanov (writer), Anzhelika Nevolina (actress), Sergey Chliyants (producer), Ilya Shakunov (actor), Yuriy Galtsev (actor), Nadezhda Vasileva (costume designer), Boris Smolkin (actor), Irina Rakshina (actress), Darya Yugrens (actress), Igor Shibanov (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, History,

Scrooged (1988)

Actors: Pat McCormick (actor), Robert Mitchum (actor), Alvin Hammer (actor), Lee Majors (actor), John Glover (actor), Jack McGee (actor), Bobcat Goldthwait (actor), Robert Goulet (actor), Jamie Farr (actor), John Houseman (actor), Buddy Hackett (actor), Brian Doyle-Murray (actor), John Forsythe (actor), Michael J. Pollard (actor), Bill Murray (actor),

Plot: Frank Cross runs a US TV station which is planning a live adaptation of Dickens' Christmas Carol. Frank's childhood wasn't a particularly pleasant one, and so he doesn't really appreciate the Christmas spirit. With the help of the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, Frank realises he must change.

Keywords: 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, back-from-the-dead, based-on-novel, bathtub, bayou, cartoon-on-tv, character-name-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy,
Taglines: Bill Murray is back among the ghosts. Only this time, it's three against one. The spirits will move you in odd and hysterical ways.

Quotes:

Earl Cross: All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'my legs ache,' 'I'm only four!' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!

Lew Hayward: I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women.::Frank Cross: Adored! Come on, let's be honest, Lew. You *paid* for the women!

Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.::Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.::Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.::Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.::Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

Ghost of Christmas Past: Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.::Frank Cross: Yeah? Name one!

Frank Cross: I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.

[Frank is confronted by the ghost of his old boss]::Frank Cross: No, you are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!

James Cross: You know what they say about people who treat other people bad on the way up?::Frank Cross: Yeah, you get to treat 'em bad on the way back down too. It's great, you get two chances to rough 'em up.

[Props man tries to attach antlers to a mouse]::Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.::Frank Cross: Did you try staples?

Frank Cross: The bitch hit me with a toaster!

Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes you have to *slap* them in the face just to get their attention!

On Top (1986)

Actors: Cory Monroe (actor), Rick Donovan (actor), Chris Burns (actor), Chris Burns (actor), Chaz Holderman (actor), Robert Harris (actor), Michael Vincent (actor), Michael Vincent (actor), Tony Matteo (director), Jeff Lawrence (writer), Tony Matteo (writer), Jeff Lawrence (producer), Al Ford (actor), Kurt Bateman (actor),

Plot: When on a porno film shoot, Rick proves he's the man, masterfully dominating his drill partner in an erotic wrestling match. But is Rick just as in control in his life off camera? With the death of his sister, Rick's ornery brother-in-law, Jim, has inherited half of Rick's family's farm and delights in sharing his plans to sell it to condo developers. With the farm in jeopardy, the farmhands take advantage of Rick's distraction by messing around with one another and with Rick's visiting nephew and best buddy. It's up to Rick to prove whether or not he can live up to his personal motto of always coming out on top.

Keywords: anal-sex, ejaculation, gay, gay-sex, hardcore, homosexual, masturbation, nudity, sex
Genres: Adult,
Taglines: Rick's the head honcho!

Quotes:

Director: [referring to Rick being a porn star] Your nephew know your scene?::Wrestling porn star: I think he's more interested in horses.

Wrestling porn star: Don't fuck with me. I always come out on top.::Jim/brother-in-law: Not this time, sucker.

Nephew: What do you country boys do for fun?::Chuck/big farm hand: About the same thing as you city boys.

Chuck/big farm hand: I can see you guys are gonna fit into the range life REAL well.

Jake/blond farmhand: You're always horny.::Brunet farmhand: Must be the fresh air.

Jim/brother-in-law: [watching Rick box] So this is how Mr. Macho Porn Star gets his big muscles.

Wrestling porn star: [after raping Jim] Some people were never meant to be on top.

Qui perd gagne (1974)

Actors: Jean-Louis Millette (actor), Jean Duceppe (actor), Jean LeClerc (actor), Paul Berval (actor), Dominique Michel (actress), Louise Turcot (actress), Ernest Guimond (actor), Claude Léveillée (composer), Louis-Georges Carrier (director), Denise Pelletier (actress), Marcel Dubé (writer), Benoît Marleau (actor), Serge Turgeon (actor), Ghislaine Paradis (actress),

Genres: ,

Fly Now, Pay Later (1969)

Actors: Geri Miller (actress), Cherie Winters (actress), Christine Cybelle (actress), Shep Wild (actor), B.H. Dial (producer), B.H. Dial (director), Gillian Vastlake (writer), Judy Caine (actress), Gillian Vastlake (producer), A. Pismo Clamm (composer), A. Pismo Clamm (actor), Simone Renard (actress), Jacques Chien Lit (editor), O.K. Baime (actor), B.S. Kroul (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Erotic Sadism Be Sure to See ... "Fly Now, Pay Later"

False Hare (1964)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), John W. Dunn (writer), William Lava (composer), Robert McKimson (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Little Miss Big (1946)

Actors: Dick Wessel (actor), Dorothy Christy (actress), Rodney Bell (actor), John Eldredge (actor), Frank Ferguson (actor), Jeff York (actor), Samuel S. Hinds (actor), Teddy Infuhr (actor), Arthur Loft (actor), Frank McHugh (actor), James Nolan (actor), William Ruhl (actor), Milburn Stone (actor), Houseley Stevenson (actor), Elinor Donahue (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: That Dynamite Mite of "Frontier Gal"

You Bring the Ducks (1934)

Actors: William H. Terhune (editor), Benny Baker (actor), Oscar Apfel (actor), Fred 'Snowflake' Toones (actor), May Wallace (actress), Hal Roach (producer), Hal Yates (director), Irvin S. Cobb (actor),

Genres: Short,