Ian Hart (born Ian Davies; 8 October 1964) is an English stage, television and film actor.
Hart, the grandson of Irish immigrants, was born in Liverpool, Lancashire, England. He is one of three siblings and was brought up in a Roman Catholic family. He attended the Cardinal Allen Grammar School (now the Cardinal Heenan Catholic High School) and was, in his teens, a member of the Everyman Youth Theatre before studying drama at the now-defunct Mabel Fletcher College of Music and Drama in Liverpool.
From 1988 to 1991, Hart studied video production at South Mersey College (now part of Liverpool Community College). He portrayed an International Brigade volunteer in the Spanish Civil War in Land and Freedom (1995), an unemployed Liverpool shipyard worker in Liam (2000), and the malevolent Professor Quirrell (and providing the voice and facial basis for the CGI generated face of Voldemort) in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001). Hart has played John Lennon twice — in The Hours and Times (1991) and in Backbeat (1994) — and has also played Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
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Keywords: african-roots, creole, dna-testing, genealogy, louisiana, new-orleans-louisiana, octoroon, roots, slavery, southern
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After constantly being belittled at the hospital he works at, Ivan receives a mysterious note that confirms his belief in 'The Perfect Method', an ideology that can be used to achieve all kinds of success. The note leads him to China where he meets The Goddess, who challenges him to interpret five different scenarios for the purpose of decoding the formula for this, actually imperfect, method.
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A group of anthropology students take a road trip to the family ranch of one of them for a weekend of drinking and taking drugs, the latter under the pretense of researching ancient rituals. They run in trouble, however, because the brother that lives on the seemingly abandoned premises displays disturbing behavior in his search for a "bride" and a stranger named Delgado turns up to enact revenge for a misdeed in the past by one of the students.
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A youth chooses manhood. The week Sam Witwicky starts college, the Decepticons make trouble in Shanghai. A presidential envoy believes it's because the Autobots are around; he wants them gone. He's wrong: the Decepticons need access to Sam's mind to see some glyphs imprinted there that will lead them to a fragile object that, when inserted in an alien machine hidden in Egypt for centuries, will give them the power to blow out the sun. Sam, his girlfriend Mikaela Banes, and Sam's parents are in danger. Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are Sam's principal protectors. If one of them goes down, what becomes of Sam?
Keywords: 17,000-b.c., 170th-century-b.c., 2000s, 21st-century, abandoned-factory, air-strike, aircraft-carrier, airplane, airplane-museum, alien
The battle for Earth begins in theatres and IMAX 6.24.09
Revenge takes many forms.
They have returned... to finish what they started.
On June 24th, get ready for the summer's biggest adventure.
Only one team will transform your summer.
They have returned. They have evolved.
Revenge is coming.
[spying on Mikaela]::Wheelie: You're hot, but you ain't too bright!
[Leo observes Frenzy's head in a jar]::Agent Simmons: Hey! Still radioactive, hands off!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [after seeing the onslaught of Decepticons] We're about to get our asses WHOOPED!
Optimus Prime: You picked the wrong planet! Give me your FACE!::[tears off the Fallen's face and sticks him with his staff]::Optimus Prime: I rise... you FALL!::Megatron: NOOO! NOOO!
Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?::Ron Witwicky: No!::Sam Witwicky: You've gotta let me go. You've gotta let me go.::Judy Witwicky: Let him go.::Ron Witwicky: You come back! YOU COME BACK!
Mikaela Banes: [to Sam] I'm not going to go without you!
Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?::Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."::Sam Witwicky: Hey! I'm not taking you with me!::[Bumblebee is downcast]::Mikaela Banes: I'm gonna wait outside...::[goes outside and starts to strip]::Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy... [gives Bumblebee a hug]::Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life! I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.::[Bumblebee bursts into tears; literally, with his windscreen cleaners malfunctioning]::Sam Witwicky: Come on... it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that... Bee, you're killing me...::[Bee angrily gesticulates to Sam to go away]::Sam Witwicky: You'll always be my first car man. I love you.::[leaves the garage]
Jetfire: What do you want?::Sam Witwicky: Look, we just want to talk!::Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?::Sam Witwicky: Earth.::Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...
[Sam shows Mikaela Bumblebee testing his vocal processors]::Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?::Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.
Sam Witwicky: [on the phone with Mikeala] I just read a 903-page astronomy book in 32.6 seconds. I had a meltdown in the middle of my class. I am seeing symbols ever since I...::Mikaela Banes: Since what?::Sam Witwicky: Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.
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In this classic retro horror thriller, Sam, an aspiring writer, takes a job as a clerk in an L.A. inner city grocery market owned by the sinister Dr. Munoz, a former scientist who claims to have a rare skin condition that forces him to live in sub-freezing temperatures. Meanwhile, Sam befriends an attractive neighborhood boutique owner Maria and becomes unwittingly entwined in a threatening love triangle when she reveals that ex-boyfriend Detective Defazio, who is investigating the recent disappearance of two local prostitutes, is stalking her. But it's what Sam doesn't know that might prove more fatal. A darker, diabolical secret lurks behind the freezer walls of his newfound employment. Sam is horrified when he discovers that Munoz died some time ago, but has kept himself alive through occult measures and the flesh that he harvests from his kidnapped victims. With Defazio off track in his investigation, Sam becomes captive in this house of horrors. Time is running out and he must escape to save his own hide - literally. Will he escape before the next fall of Munoz's razor-edged blades?
Keywords: cool-air, drugged, female-nudity, h.p.-lovecraft, skinning, tied-up
He just wants your skin
Horror goes Retro
Freeze... And You're Dead
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A long time ago, far away on the planet of Cybertron, a war is being waged between the noble Autobots (led by the wise Optimus Prime) and the devious Decepticons (commanded by the dreaded Megatron) for control over the Allspark, a mystical talisman that would grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. The Autobots managed to smuggle the Allspark off the planet, but Megatron blasts off in search of it. He eventually tracks it to the planet of Earth (circa 1850), but his reckless desire for power sends him right into the Arctic Ocean, and the sheer cold forces him into a paralyzed state. His body is later found by Captain Archibald Witwicky, but before going into a comatose state Megatron uses the last of his energy to engrave into the Captain's glasses a map showing the location of the Allspark, and to send a transmission to Cybertron. Megatron is then carried away aboard the Captain's ship. A century later, Captain Witwicky's grandson Sam Witwicky (nicknamed Spike by his friends) buys his first car. To his shock, he discovers it to be Bumblebee, an Autobot in disguise who is to protect Spike, who possesses the Captain's glasses and the map engraved on them. But Bumblebee is not the only Transformer to have arrived on Earth - in the desert of Qatar, the Decepticons Blackout and Scorponok attack a U.S. military base, causing the Pentagon to send their special Sector Seven agents to capture all "specimens of this alien race." Spike and his girlfriend Mikaela find themselves in the midst of a grand battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons, stretching from Hoover Dam all the way to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, deep inside Hoover Dam, the cryogenically stored body of Megatron awakens.
Keywords: 18-wheeler, 1890s, 19th-century, 2000s, 21st-century, admiral, air-strike, aircraft-carrier, airforce-one, alien
Their war. Our world.
You haven't seen it all until you've seen it in IMAX
This July, our world will be transformed.
Most have come to destroy us. Some have come to protect us.
Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.::Optimus Prime: Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.::Ratchet: That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!::Optimus Prime: A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all.
Captain Lennox: Epps, the rain's coming!::USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Right! BRING IT!
Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.::Ironhide: [drawing his guns] You feelin' lucky, punk?::Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...::Ironhide: [retracts his guns] Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Jazz: Is that all you got, Megatron?::Megatron: Come here, you little cretin!::[Megatron grabs Jazz, but Jazz opens fire with his blaster]::Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?::Megatron: No, I want TWO!::[rips Jazz in half]
Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no, no, no... Hey! That's my car!::[Sam grabs a cellphone and cycle and chases after his car]::Sam Witwicky: Hello? 911 emergency! My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!
[Bumblebee drives Sam and Mikaela through a tunnel]::Mikaela: [in the back seat] This car's a pretty good driver.::Sam Witwicky: [in the passenger seat] Yeah.::[looks at the empty driver's seat]::Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?::Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.::Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.::Mikaela: Why?::Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.::Mikaela: Yeah. Right. [Mikaela moves from the back seat to Sam's lap]::Sam Witwicky: See? That's better.::Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.::Sam Witwicky: Thank you.
Sam Witwicky: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.::Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow. That's really neat. Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up...::[hands Sam a container and a tissue]::Sheriff: And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?::Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not on any drugs!::Sheriff: What's these?::[shows Sam a bottle of pills]::Sheriff: Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now, a little bit of Mojo...?::Sam Witwicky: Those are my dog's pain pills.::Ron Witwicky: You know, a Chihauhua. A little...::Sheriff: [annoyed] What was that?::Sam Witwicky: Hmm?::Sheriff: You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?::[leans over Sam]::Sheriff: Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.::Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs?
[Bumblebee, with Sam and Mikaela inside, is being chased by Barricade]::Mikaela: Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!::Sam Witwicky: No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die. Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!::[Bumblebee heads towards a wall]::Sam Witwicky: [high-pitched scream] Oh, my God! No! We're gonna die!
Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron...::Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime!::Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!::Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
Agent Simmons: Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me.::Sam Witwicky: Well, here's what I said, okay? 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen...::Agent Simmons: Really?::Sam Witwicky: ...from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it's back! It came back!::Mikaela: Well, not by itself.::Sam Witwicky: Well, no.::Mikaela: Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.::[everyone laughs]::Agent Simmons: So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?::[laughing stops]
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While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers and Mike Saunders crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.
Keywords: absurd-humor, parody
There's trouble in paradise.
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As per the video game 'River City Ransom,' the Evil Slick has kidnapped Ryan's girlfriend, Cyndi. Now it is up to Ryan and his friend Alex to stop Slick, save Cyndi, and return the gangs to school.
Keywords: based-on-game, independent-film, river-city-ransom
They came for fighting, they also came for eating burger.
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Jason Kirby and Vickie Evans encounter something other than paradise when their tropical vacation unwittingly meets up with a terrorist force. Soon a quiet romantic getaway has turned into a highstakes thriller of life and death.
Keywords: bare-chested-male, female-nudity, independent-film, nudity
Nothing could be farther from heaven.
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Prostitute Sugar is set up by a corrupt politician. She is convinced of the futility of appealing her case in the courts and signs on to a chain gang run by the notorious Dr. John who performs cruel medical experiments on the people who work for him.
Keywords: breakout, cannibalism, costa-rica, dead-woman, dead-woman-on-ground, drugs, escape, female-nudity, human-experiment, independent-film
Sugar gets what she wants... when she wants it!
They're women... They're warm... They're wildcats.
Her Machete isn't her only weapon!
Their world...a plantation. Their battleground...a tropical inferno!
Bitter Days...Sweet Nights
Featuring: Rahzel, Dan the Automator
Those haunting rhymes are keeping the time
But they'll never get through to me
It's my party but I'm waiting for someone to start it
It's my party, there's no one but me in the corner.
Gotta get my mojo runnin', engine hummin', don't I?
Now roll it up and smoke it again
Now light me up and snort it again
Now fix it up and shoot it again
I can't believe I did it again
Keep haunting me, taunting me
But they'll never get through to me
It's my party, but I'm waiting for someone to start it
My party, there's blood on the ceiling, the carpet
Gotta get my mojo runnin', engine hummin', don't I?
Now roll it up and smoke it again
It's bottoms up and drink it again
Now fix it up and shoot it again
I can't believe I did it again
I'm readin' the signs, makes me wonder
Why they're getting through to me
Gotta get my mojo runnin', engine hummin', don't I?
Gotta get my mojo runnin', engine hummin', don't I?
Now roll it up and smoke it again
It's bottoms up and drink it again
Now fix it up and shoot it again
I can't believe I did it again
If I had to say it's all a lie
I'd do it with a certain mojo
All stories fail and end someday
Until that day I'll keep on chanting
A crow is my sign
Leading the way to "Hell House Inn"
I'll take you to darkened lands
No time to stop and smell the flowers
All evil here is from your past,
That beast can slay you like a tigon
There all the cheer
Suddenly stop as we arrive,
Then they laugh
And sing words of the Grim:
"We're the tyrants of this legacy
All for your tame conspiracy
We belong in halls of destiny
We're the tyrants of conspiracy
All for the sake destiny
We belong in your fading legacy"
Come on little hellish dwarf and
Dance and drink and then cut of your
Hands and while you see the way I
Kill know I'm magnificent still
They tempted you with holy lands
And lovely fragrance from the flowers
But angel and beast
Walk hand in hand in the mud
The story ends in all it's might
And still we do it with a mojo
Their glory fades and ends someday
Boy, that bottle belongs to the devil, better
Leave it on the shelf.
Could be the old man wants it
For himself.
Well it hurts my heart to see a young man fall
It hurts me to my bones
To see him high in the morning
and by evening see him gone.
Boy, that women belongs to the captain, better
Let her go her way
Before the captain,
got something to say.
Well it hurts my heart to see a young man groan
It hurts me to my bones
To see him high in the morning
and by evening see him gone
Boy, that power belongs to the devil, better
Leave that power alone
Could be the devil,
Gonna want it for his own.
Well it hurts my heart to see a young man fall
It hurts me to my bones
To see him high in the morning
and by evening see him gone
To see him high in the morning
and by evening see him gone
wendy was my first love
brenda was a step above
dana was the girl right inbetween
stephanie a tri-delt
never knew how i felt
alicia thought she was a beauty queen
and everywhere i wanna go
they would always tell me no
cause they were too afraid they might be seen
and, all the times i analyze, and always seem to patronize
i finally met a girl i want to be with
now, i can embrace my fears
it's like she's been with me for 20 years
there's only one thing left to say
jolene's the one
so i wrote this song, and it's all about her
and there's no-way
i could stand each day, if i'd never met her
elka had an attitude, left me standing in the nude
and she could never look me in the eye
i once had my best friend's little sister gilian
but she was immature and so am i
but when it comes to waiting and expecting
all these things will end
i cannot find the words to emphasize
the way i'm feeling
now, i can embrace....
jolene i saw your name, and all the others look the same
your milky thighs and long brown hair, i just sit and stare
it fills my heart and makes me glad to think of all the times we had
Hey, Mona
Hey hey hey, Mona
Oh, Mona
I'm gonna tell you, Mona, what I wanna do
I wanna build my house next door to you
Can I make love to you once in a while?
Oh, maybe we can go kissing [Incomprehensible]
When I come out on the front
You'll listen to my heart goin' bumpity bump
I need you, baby and it ain't no lie
When I'm through lovin' I'll surely die
Hey, Mona
Ooh, Mona
Hey hey hey, Mona
Ooh, Mona
I'm gonna tell you, Mona what I wanna do
Wanna build a house next door to you
Oh, can I make love to you once in a while?
Yeah, we can go kissing [Incomprehensible]
When I come out on the front
Girl, you'll listen to my heart goin' bumpity bump, bumpity bump
Well, I need you, baby, and it ain't no lie
Well, without your loving I'll surely die
Hey, Mona
Ooh, Mona
Hey hey hey, Mona
New shit, new shit
Fresh up off the stove though
Game in the bag
Got a whole lotta mojo
Step in the spot
And all the women want a photo
I guess I'll pose though
That's just my mojo
Mojo, mojo
Whole lotta mojo
You can't buy this
This ain't in the stores yo
Plus I be runnin' through the money like Flo Jo
Mojo, mojo, mojo, mojo
We can spend money on your fingers and toes
I'll put you backstage meet Jeezy and Hov
You play your hand right
You get spades all night
It's the Ace alright
You can taste all night
Baby chasin' diamonds
So I'm steady breakin' hearts
Join the club when I touch you
Keep 'em on shuffle
Chips like Ruffels
Feet Ferragamo with the Louise V. duffle
Middle name Trouble
Finger on Trigga, bustin; on you all
More than 30 G's on the wrist up my sleeve
I don't call it a watch though
We call it the time-piece
Pop-Eye's chicken, I got us a 9-piece
Head ten times, so I call it a dime piece
I like foreign cars and foreign broads
Purple labels and green cash
Red women with big ol' ass
Mob squad, here goes a smash
New shit, new shit
Fresh up off the stove though
Game in the bag
Got a whole lotta mojo
Step in the spot
And all the women wanna photo
I guess I'll pose though
That's just my mojo
Mojo, mojo
Whole lotta mojo
You can't buy this
This ain't in the stores yo
Plus I be runnin' through the money like Flo Jo
Mojo, mojo, mojo, mojo