'Billy Connolly' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Connolly, Billy Filmography

• Play in Full Screen What We Did on Our Holiday

  2014, role: actor , character name: Gordy McLeod
• Play in Full Screen The Hobbit: There and Back Again

  2014, role: actor , character name: Dain
• Play in Full Screen Michael Grade & the World's Oldest Joke

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen What About Dick?

  2012, role: actor , character name: Inspector McGuffin
• Play in Full Screen Johnny Beattie: In the Limelight

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Quartet

  2012, role: actor , character name: Wilf Bond
• Play in Full Screen Brave

  2012, role: actor , character name: Fergus
• Play in Full Screen The Kennedy Center Honors

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Gala de clausura - 60 Festival Internacional de cine de San Sebastián

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Billy Connolly: You Asked for It

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Ballad of Nessie

  2011, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen Billy Connolly: Live in London 2010

  2010, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Billy Connolly: Live in London 2010

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Face Booth

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Gerard Kelly: A Celebration

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Good Sharma

  2010, role: actor , character name: Reverend Webster
• Play in Full Screen Unprecedented Access: Behind the Scenes

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Gulliver's Travels

  2010, role: actor , character name: King Theodore
• Play in Full Screen Donny B: The Original King of Daytime

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

  2009, role: actor , character name: Poppa
• Play in Full Screen Not Again: Not the Nine O'Clock News

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Billy Connolly: Journey to the Edge of the World

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Open Season 2

  2008, role: actor , character name: McSquizzy
• Play in Full Screen The X Files: I Want to Believe

  2008, role: actor , character name: Father Joseph Crissman
• Play in Full Screen Wisdom

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Ronnie Drew: September Song

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Contributor
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Songs: The Pop Years

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Making of 'Fido'

  2007, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Was It Something I Said?

  2007, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Was It Something I Said?

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Happy Birthday Elton! From Madison Square Garden, New York

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief 2007: The Big One

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Kenny Everett: Licence to Laugh

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Michael Parkinson's Greatest Entertainers

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Open Season

  2006, role: actor , character name: McSquizzy
• Play in Full Screen Fido

  2006, role: actor , character name: Fido
• Play in Full Screen Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

  2006, role: actor , character name: Dargis
• Play in Full Screen The Aristocrats

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Ban the Sadist Videos!

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Billy Connolly: Live in New York

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Billy Connolly: Live in New York

  2005, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Comedians' Comedian

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Fuck

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Avenue of the Stars: 50 Years of ITV

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Live Aid Remembered

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Greatest TV Comedy Moments

  2005, role: actor , character name: Bearded Woman
• Play in Full Screen Boondock II: All Saints Day

  2005, role: actor , character name: Il Duce
• Play in Full Screen Ivor Cutler: Looking for Truth with a Pin

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen A Terrible Tragedy: Alarming Evidence from the Making of the Film - A Woeful World

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - 'Uncle Monty'

Connolly, Billy Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Another Run Through

  2007, role: actor , character name: Actor #2

Famous quotes by Billy Connolly:

"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."

"What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?"

"I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do."

"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter."

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."

"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."

"I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days.."

"The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?"

"“So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?”"

"Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying."

"I don't aim to offend."

"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards."

"Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time."

"I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist."

"As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me."

"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"

"I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything."

"Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up."

"I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there."

Billy Connolly