Secondhand Hitman (2011)

Actors

• Ray Bouchard (actor)
• Evan Smith (editor)
• Mici Falvo (producer)
• Brian Bourke (producer)
• Brian Bourke (director)
• John Sims Jr. (producer)
• Maria Breese (actress)

Genres

• Short

Romano, Ray Filmography

• Rob the Mob
  2014, role: actor , character name: Cardoza
• Showrunners: A Documentary Film
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Betty White's 2nd Annual 90th Birthday
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Kennedy Center Honors
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• George Lopez: It's Not Me, It's You
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ted
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stand Up to Cancer
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ice Age: Continental Drift
  2012, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Betty White's 90th Birthday: A Tribute to America's Golden Girl
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scrat's Continental Crack-Up: Part 2
  2011, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Sacks West
  2011, role: actor
• Dying to Do Letterman
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Behind the Scenes of Sacks West
  2011, role: actor
• Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas
  2011, role: actor , character name: Manny
• When Pop Culture Saved America: A 9-11 Story
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars
  2010, role: actor , character name: Chet Harper
• 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• New York Street Games
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2010 World Series of Poker
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Funny People
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: actor , character name: Chet Harper
• Men of a Certain Age
  2009, role: writer
• Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
  2009, role: actor , character name: Manny
• TV's All-Time Funniest: A Paley Center for Media Special
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Untitled Ray Romano Project
  2008, role: actor
• The Last Word
  2008, role: actor , character name: Abel
• The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Untitled Ray Romano TV Project
  2007, role: actor
• Untitled Ray Romano TV Project
  2007, role: producer
• The Grand
  2007, role: actor , character name: Fred Marsh
• The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 17th Annual American Century Championship
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief 2006
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Lost Historical Films on the Ice Age Period
  2006, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Legends: Rodney Dangerfield
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ice Age: The Meltdown
  2006, role: actor , character name: Manny
• 12th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Grilled
  2006, role: actor , character name: Maurice
• The 32nd Annual People's Choice Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mafiosa
  2006, role: actor , character name: Anthony
• Everybody Loves Raymond: The Last Laugh
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 16th Annual American Century Championship
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The WIN Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shelter from the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes: America's Greatest Quips, Comebacks and Catchphrases
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mississippi Rising
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Making the Cut: The Road to Pebble Beach
  2005, role: actor
• The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself

Romano, Ray Filmography

• Town Haul
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cruz de olvido
  1984, role: actor
• El anima de Sayula
  1982, role: actor

Famous quotes by Ray Romano:

"We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart."

"I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell,"

"We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,"

"It is our swan song, and (winning) kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now."

"Yeah, 'cause we don't like 'em!"

"It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win."

"He missed a shot and got frustrated and accidentally hit himself on the head with his own putter and needed stitches on the course. It was hysterical, ... He continued playing. He didn't get hurt. It wasn't serious."

"If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last."

"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."

"I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you."

"Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis."

"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."

"The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out."

"Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit."

"I married a saint - well, a saint who curses."

"I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating."

"You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me."

"I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived."

"I lived at home till I was 29."

"I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F."