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Tim Hawkins is a Christian comedian,songwriter, and singer, best known for parodying popular songs, such as Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take The Wheel" and "The Candy Man" stand-up material based on marriage, homeschooling and parenting. Hawkins has released three CDs and five DVDs of his material since 2006. In 2007, Hawkins began to release his comedy on the Internet, with his videos gaining more than 50 million views on YouTube and Facebook since.
Hawkins has four children, and a wife who is winning a battle with breast cancer, which Hawkins often alludes to during a serious portion of his stand-up show. When he does this he asks the audience to pray for them. He played outfield in college for the University of Missouri.
Stephen William Hawking, CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA (born 8 January 1942) is a British theoretical physicist, cosmologist, and author. His key scientific works to date have included providing, with Roger Penrose, theorems regarding gravitational singularities in the framework of general relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation, which is today known as Hawking radiation (or sometimes as Bekenstein–Hawking radiation).
He is an Honorary Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts, a lifetime member of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, and in 2009 was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian award in the United States. Hawking was the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge between 1979 and 2009. Subsequently, he became research director at the university's Centre for Theoretical Cosmology.
Hawking has a motor neurone disease related to amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, a condition that has progressed over the years. He is now almost completely paralysed and communicates through a speech generating device. He has been married twice and has three children. Hawking has achieved success with works of popular science in which he discusses his own theories and cosmology in general; these include A Brief History of Time, which stayed on the British Sunday Times best-sellers list for a record-breaking 237 weeks.
Plot
For Michael Moon and his house-mates, life is dull and repetitious... Until they meet the new tenant: A 300 lb man who carries a 12 inch pistol and calls himself, "Innocent Smith." Suddenly, their world is turned upside down as the stranger encourages them to secede and form their own country. They become wild with freedom and invention, rediscovering the joy of their childhood. But then a detective shows up and informs them that Smith is a dangerous criminal who abandoned his wife and embarked on a worldwide crime spree of robbery and murder. Never-the-less, Michael Moon and his house-mates refuse to extradite the criminal from their newly formed country and demand that the trial of Innocent Smith be held in their own living room. The question on everyone's mind: Is Smith really innocent?
Keywords: accusation, adultery, burglary, courtroom, death, fidelity, innocence, killer, literature, love
Murderer... Thief... Adulterer... Innocent
Coming Alive in 2011
Michael Moon: Marriage is a duel to the death, which no man of honor should ever refuse.
Michael Moon: All habits are bad habits!
Diana Duke: Oh Mr. Inglewood, there's no time for dreaming in this world.::Arthur Inglewood: Funny, I was just thinking... there's no time for waking up.
Rosamund Hunt: Ooh, poetry! Who wrote that?::Innocent Smith: My dear, no one will ever write it.
Innocent Smith: Be quiet!::Percy: Get away! You be quiet!::Innocent Smith: That was sloppy.::Percy: Well I apologize! I've never broken into a house before!
Shaka Zulu: [to Farewell] What would happen if this land without crowding, became crowded? Which of those unborn children would then be called African? Yours or mine?
A Christmas Classic Everyone Can Believe In
Let's just say she didn't make Santa's 'nice' list.
Maude Marley: [Appearing in a flash of Light] Ta Da! I always did like a big entrance, didn't I? [light fades] How's tricks, Ebenita?::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: Maude?::Maude Marley: You haven't said a word about my outfit.::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: [laughing to herself] Oh, it can't be Maude. She's dead. I buried her.::Maude Marley: And rather hastily, I might add. Afraid I might come back to life? Reclaim my possessions? [Ebenita slowly reaches for the phone] Now I can't. [as Ebenita's hand gets to the phone] NO! [voice becoming distorted] That line is dead, darling. Save us both time, Ebenita. I'm dead, I'm here, and I'm talking to you. [Coming up to her, talking in normal voice] Now I'll cut to the chase, I actually need your help. To rest in peace. That's all anybody ever talks about in the afterlife. How they do things differently. The grass is forever greener, but when I was alive, I lived by one question only: What's in it for me? I'll admit I was a little self centered then, cared not a whit for the little people. That's why every year on the anniversary of my death, I have to roam the world and see the happiness I can never share unless...::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: Yes?::Maude Marley: Unless you listen to me and turn your little life around.::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: What's so little about my life? Business has never been better. I own three buildings, and a house with ten rooms...::Maude Marley: [Yells, and then talks in the distorted voice] And how many rooms in your heart and how long will your chain of grief be when you join our miserable band?::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: I don't have to do anything.::Maude Marley: [in normal voice] No, you don't. Not if you change. My fellow ghosts will show you how.::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: More ghosts?::Maude Marley: Yes, but tightly organized on the other side. Actually, you'd probably love it for a while. Tight schedules, time clocks, the works. However, the only problem is it never ends. [circles her chair] It goes around, and around and around!::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: [Screams] Get away!::Maude Marley: Anyway, expect your first visitor when the clock strikes midnight. your second visitor at one and your third at the stroke of two. Regular as clockwork.::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: What is the point of all of this?::Maude Marley: Change, Ebenita, for your sake as well as mine. [fading into her light state] Either get me out of this or join the crowd FOREVER! [disappearing in a flash of light]::Ms. Ebenita Scrooge: [looking around for a bit, then getting up out of her chair and gathering her shawl] Ghosts, you can have this place. [running out of the room] I'm going to be someplace else!
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A team of special force ops, led by a tough but fair soldier, Major "Dutch" Schaefer, are ordered in to assist CIA man, George Dillon, on a rescue mission for potential survivors of a Helicopter downed over remote South American jungle. Not long after they land, Dutch and his team discover that they have been sent in under false pretenses. This deception turns out to be the least of their worries though, when they find themselves being methodically hunted by something not of this world.
Keywords: 1980s, actor-playing-multiple-roles, alien, arm-blown-off, arm-wrestling, bare-chested-male, binoculars, blood-on-camera-lens, blood-splatter, booby-trap
If it bleeds, we can kill it...
Nothing like it has ever been on earth before.
It came for the thrill of the hunt. It picked the wrong man to hunt.
Soon the hunt will begin.
Nothing like it has ever been on Earth before. It came from another planet for the thrill of the hunt. It picked the wrong man.
In a part of the world where there are no rules, deep in the jungle where nothing that lives is safe, an elite rescue squad is being led by the ultimate warrior. But now, they're up against the ultimate enemy. Nothing like it has ever been on earth before. It kills for pleasure, it hunts for sport. But this time, it picked the wrong man to hunt.
We cannot see it, but it sees the heat of our bodys and the heat of our fear
In this movie, Arnold will experience every meaning of the word '' Pain ''.
Dutch: [Last Lines] What the hell *are* you?::The Predator: What the hell are *you*?
Dillon: Dutch, the General's sayin' that a couple of our friends are about to get squeezed, and we can't let that happen. We need the best. That's why you're here.::Dutch: Go on.::Dillon: Simple setup. One-day operation. We pick up their trail at the chopper, run 'em down, grab those hostages and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there.::Dutch: Whaddya mean "we"?
Dutch: Bleed, bastard.
Blain: Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.
Poncho: Major, you'd better take a look at this.::Dutch: Did you find Hawkins?::Poncho: I... I can't tell.
Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.::Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't risk that on a broke-dick dog.::Dutch: Not much choice.
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.::Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.
Dutch: [Dillon is losing at arm wrestling] What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?::Dillon: Make it easy on yourself, Dutch. [begins to loose further] OK, OK, OK!
Poncho: She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.
[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]::Dutch: Stick around.
Plot
When two cowboys are captured in the old west trying to rob a bank, they are exiled to the front lines of World War I to fight alongside the British. They get into a bet to see if they can fly a Gunbus, they do but then end up in another base under an officer who is determined to hunt down a German airship.
Keywords: 1910s, aerial-combat, airplane, army, automobile, bank, bank-robber, bank-robbery, blimp, cowboy
There's a new kind of adventure in the air.
Don't Change Your Husbands When Crossing the Stream!
See the Spectacular Biblical Sequence in Natural Colors!