I KNOW SPIKE TAPE IS EXPENSIVE AND ALL BUT THERE IS A REAL SATISFACTION WHEN YOU’RE ABLE TO GET ALL THE PROPS TO FIT ON ONE TABLE AND EACH ONE HAS THERE OWN UNIQUELY SHAPED AREA ON THE TABLE. ITS LIKE PLAYING TETRIS IN REAL LIFE BUT I KNOW THE PROP RAKE HAS TO STAND NEXT TO TABLE
Beef of the day: When male celebs announce they are struggling with mental illness the articles use smolderingly handsome shots. When it’s a woman celeb they use the one where they are screaming and holding a chicken.
The John Fetterman strategy of treating your opponent as an asshole and a prick is much, much better than the post-2016 strategy of painting every GOP politician as a civilizational danger. Even if it's true, a huge segment of the electorate regards that as a positive.
truly insane to me how many people with uteri are just walking around, in incredible pain because of menstruation, PCOS, and/or endometriosis, and society expects them to deal with it through individual responsibility for decades
The FBI has raided my home in an attempt to find the bathrobe I took from the Cleveland Ritz Carlton in 2012. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.
when i get to the outdoor area and wow it’s bench seating? who do you believe you’re fooling. who am i to you, a patron with core strength? take a good look at me. you think i have core strength and stability?
"Lemon, during my brief stint as CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery I canceled two movies: Batgirl and Scoob: Holiday Haunt."
"Wow, the scripts must have been terrible"
"No, the finished films were actually quite good."
"They were finished!?!"
"Lemon, have you ever heard of... taxes?"
it’s gonna be so hard to explain to my kids why i had them when all the evidence said the world was falling apart. i’m just gonna have to tell them the truth. i ran out of content ideas in my late 30’s.
now say a cuss word for the camera, sweet pea, daddy needs a gucci purse.
Sorry but if we let people choose their own gender then what's next? Something else that's none of my business and won't harm me in the slightest? I mean where does it end?
When they’re a 10 but will bite off your head and consume your body after the deed. ☠️
It’s true. Female praying mantises are known to cannibalize their mates after mating; in some species, male mantises have been observed fighting back to avoid being consumed by their lover.