Jesus ( /ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς; 7–2 BC/BCE to 30–36 AD/CE), also referred to as Jesus Christ or simply Christ, is the central figure of Christianity and most Christian denominations venerate him as God the Son incarnated. In Islam, Jesus (in Arabic: عيسى in Islamic usage, commonly transliterated as Isa) is considered one of God's important prophets.
Most modern historians agree that Jesus existed and was a Jewish teacher from Galilee in Roman Judaea, who was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect, Pontius Pilate. Scholars have offered competing descriptions and portraits of Jesus, which at times share a number of overlapping attributes, such as a rabbi, a charismatic healer, the leader of an apocalyptic movement, a self-described Messiah, a sage and philosopher, or a social reformer who preached of the "Kingdom of God" as a means for personal and egalitarian social transformation. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Jesus' life.
Nazareth ( /ˈnæzərəθ/; Hebrew: נָצְרַת, Natzrat or Natzeret; Arabic: اَلنَّاصِرَة an-Nāṣira or an-Naseriyye) is the largest city in the North District of Israel. Nazareth is known as "the Arab capital of Israel"; the population is made up predominantly of Arab citizens of Israel, the majority of whom are Muslim. In the New Testament, the city is described as the childhood home of Jesus, and as such is a center of Christian pilgrimage, with many shrines commemorating biblical events.
Nazareth is not mentioned in pre-Christian texts and appears in many different Greek forms in the New Testament. There is no consensus regarding the origin of the name. One theory holds that "Nazareth" is derived from the Hebrew noun ne·ṣer, נֵ֫צֶר, meaning branch.Ne·ṣer is not the common Hebrew word for "branch," but one understood as a messianic title based on a passage in the Book of Isaiah. Alternatively, the name may derive from the verb na·ṣar, נָצַר, "watch, guard, keep." The negative references to Nazareth in the Gospel of John suggest that ancient Jews did not connect the town's name to prophecy.
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Swiss Rock Musican and Filmmaker Luke Gasser in a research adventure. He tries to get a look behind the biggest mystery of mankind to set the spotlight on the greatest story ever told, the most thrilling film ever seen. The mission: "The Making of Jesus of Nazareth".
Keywords: reference-to-jesus-christ
You don't want to walk and talk about Jesus You just want to see His face. (by Rolling Stones)
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This is the untold story of Jesus attempting to escape the grips of his overbearing Jewish mother while getting to know his long-lost biological father, talent agent So Schwartzmansteingold. A heart-warming sitcom equal parts Monty Python and Malcolm in the Middle that follows witty Jews struggling to get by in tough times. After all, if Jesus was Jewish, wouldn't he have a Jewish mother?
Even Jesus Had a Dysfunctional Family.
Jesus of Nazareth: Besides, Mary Magdalene's not my friend, she's just a whore...::Jesus of Nazareth: Yeah, she's a friend like I'm a virgin.
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Jesus is kicked out of heaven by his father, God, after he gets too comfy with his life and slacks on his responsibilities. God thinks by sending Jesus back to earth it will help him learn more responsibility and will teach him how to take care of himself. On Jesus' journey to rediscovery, he handles the hardships of being a socialite in Hollywood, having a messy roommate, and overall just trying to save all of our doomed souls.
Keywords: booze, douche, hollywood, irresponsibility, reference-to-god, reference-to-jesus-christ, roommate, self-centeredness, sin
yea, thats the guy who holds all of humanity.
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Diran Lyons' strategic juxtaposition of the aggressive rhetoric of George W Bush with significant peaceful statements offered by Christ as portrayed in Franco Zeffirelli's "Jesus of Nazareth" [1977] recontextualizes content obtained from the news media to reveal - in Nietzschean flair - a greater truth that lies behind this reconfiguration, resulting in an overall critique of neoconservative politics and its claim to theological underpinnings.
Elkanah Bent: If there's one thing I learned in the Army: There's nothing like a good war for making money.
Has the 2000 year-old mystery finally been solved?
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Secrets of Mary Magdalene strips away the veils of history to reveal the flesh and blood woman who served as Jesus' foremost apostle and possibly the love of his life. Based on the nonfiction book "Secrets of Mary Magdalene" by bestselling authors Dan Burstein and Arne De Keijzer, this documentary special uncovers the latest information on one of the world's most controversial religious figures.
Keywords: apostle, da-vinci-code, mary-magdalene, reference-to-jesus-christ, religion
Mary Magdalene--a sinner and prostitute, or the secret wife of Jesus and leader of his church?
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For the first time ever, The Greatest Story Ever Told is proven to be TRUE! This revealing documentary includes interviews with renowned experts who have first-hand knowledge of the evidence documenting Jesus Christ's remarkable birth, His transformation from ordinary boy to charismatic leader, His horrifying death and His miraculous resurrection. Also included is an emotional and dramatic recreation of the last days of Christ's life, known as the Passion, with an international cast of actors in full biblical costume accompanied by the glorious gospel music of the legendary Clara Ward Singers.
Keywords: character-name-in-title, mary-magdalene, reference-to-jesus-christ, virgin-mary
See Him Through Different Eyes
I can't believe a single word that you're saying
I see your lips moving, but nothing's coming out
Who can believe a single word that you're saying
I see your lips moving& but I can't figure it out
I'm afraid of the crucifix hanging on my wall
You hear yourself screaming,but nothing's coming out
I'm afraid of the shadows dancing on my wall
I hear them laughing at me,but I can't figure it out
I know my limitations
I just don't know when to quit
I know when I'm addicted
But no, I can't get enough of that shit, what?
Jesus - Make everything all right
Where'd everybody go?
I know I'm losing, but I don't know what to do
Sweet Jesus make it go away
Mary, Joseph what I should I say?
What do I do?
When I was alone you just laughed at me
I held out my hand, you just closed your eyes
I only wanted to be good
All I wanted was a chance to make things right
Twenty thousand leagues deep on the mic
Mass murder, court convicted, terroristic creature of the night
No, don't let me get freaky tonight
No, don't feed me tonight
I been drinking way to much Jagermeister
Mommy pray for me, cause I'm not feeling right
I've been hearing these voices
They're telling me to take my own life
Breathe my last breath, eat my last meal
You got what you deserve
Jesus of Nazareth
What do you think of us
When all we do is think of us?
Jesus you were neither black nor white
The son of an Israelite
How did you get so westernised?
Turn the water into wine
I tell the world you're a friend of mine
Then I want justice for them but grace for me
How can it be that you love me?
Jesus if the 21st century
Was when you came down to set us free
Would you build yourself a sanctuary?
Jesus of Nazareth
Would you have your own TV network
And call it sermon on the satellite?
Heal the sick and give sight to blind
Outside your church but also deep inside
My self-righteousness is your enemy
How can it be that you love me?
Jesus no-one said things like you
And if what you said and did were true
I would have to give my life to you
Raise the dead and tear the curtain down
Breathe your life but let religion drown
Set the captives free and start with me
I do believe that you love me
I can't believe a single word that you're saying
I see your lips moving, but nothing's coming out
Who can believe a single word that you're saying
I see your lips moving& but I can't figure it out
I'm afraid of the crucifix hanging on my wall
You hear yourself screaming,but nothing's coming out
I'm afraid of the shadows dancing on my wall
I hear them laughing at me,but I can't figure it out
I know my limitations
I just don't know when to quit
I know when I'm addicted
But no, I can't get enough of that shit, what?
[Chorus]
Jesus - Make everything all right
Where'd everybody go?
I know I'm losing, but I don't know what to do
Sweet Jesus make it go away
Mary, Joseph what I should I say?
What do I do?
When I was alone you just laughed at me
I held out my hand, you just closed your eyes
I only wanted to be good
All I wanted was a chance to make things right
[Chorus]
Twenty thousand leagues deep on the mic
Mass murder, court convicted, terroristic creature of the night
No, don't let me get freaky tonight
No, don't feed me tonight
I been drinking way to much Jagermeister
Mommy pray for me, cause I'm not feeling right
I've been hearing these voices
They're telling me to take my own life
Breathe my last breath, eat my last meal
You got what you deserve
How's that feel?