Jasper (2011)

Actors: Nathan Hill (writer), Nathan Hill (actor), Nathan Hill (director), Nathan Hill (producer), Jamie Murgatroyd (composer), Harrison Murray (actor), Sandy Greenwood (actress), Candice Day (actress), Sang Thanh-Phan (actor), Michael Terner (miscellaneous crew), Steven Vandenberg (producer), Sandra Tullie (miscellaneous crew), Sage Godrei (actress), Sarah Vilsman (producer), Karen Orford (actress),

Plot: Nathan Hill is hilarious as Jasper Clay, a shady private detective who reluctantly takes on a final case before retirement. Hired by a gorgeous prostitute to find her kidnapped son, Jasper is drawn into a knock 'em dead adventure in a crooked town filled with dangerous low lives and criminals. As he's chased by a violent drug cartel, he must unravel the mystery, find the boy, and clean up the streets with his own unique brand of justice - Jasper style!

Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Gloves Are Off

Quotes:

Jasper Clay: I'm looking for a brunette, about 55kg and sexy.

Bar Stewards (2010)

Actors: Matthew Butler (actor), Paul Coppack (actor), Paul Coppack (producer), Jonathan Rhodes (actor), Roxanne Gregory (actress), Michael Booth (director), Michael Booth (writer), Michael Booth (producer), Michael Booth (editor), Tim Paley (actor), Tim Paley (actor), Tim Paley (producer), Paul Sparkes (miscellaneous crew), Ian Wiggins (actor), Ian Wiggins (producer),

Plot: Layton's life falls apart after his girl leaves him. He then discovers that he has a mysterious stalker who claims to be Stephen Hawking. Helped (and hindered) by his friends, Layton must find out who the stalker is before he loses his sanity. A film about two best friends who work in a pub - one's heartbroken, the other needs to get laid. And one of them's being stalked.

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

The Impasse (2009)

Actors: Nathan Hill (actor), Carter Doyle (actor), Cleo Constantinou (producer), Stuart Van Eysden (actor), Candice Day (actress), Makoto Yamawaki (actor), Felicity King (actress), Luke Banyai (actor), Michael Farrugia (actor), Paul Fonseca (writer), Paul Fonseca (editor), Sylvan Coleman (actor), Billy Lim (actor), Michael Stearns (composer), Alan Smithy (director),

Genres: Action, Crime, Short,

The Unrequited (2002)

Actors: Nathan Hill (actor), Fabian Lapham (director), Fabian Lapham (writer), Cleo Constantinou (producer), Stuart Van Eysden (actor), Candice Day (actress), Felicity King (actress), Luke Banyai (miscellaneous crew), Luke Banyai (actor), Michael Farrugia (actor), Niobe Dean (actress), Steve O'Donnell (actor), Kate Dullard (composer), Andrew Chiocas (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

Actors: Laura Ecker (actress), Jarrett Tate (producer), Jarrett Tate (writer), Jarrett Tate (actor), Jason C. Brown (actor), Daniel Frazier (producer), Daniel Frazier (director), Derrick Hughes (producer), Derrick Hughes (actor), Christopher Marksberry (editor), Helen Ann Luther (actress), Christopher Marksberry (producer), Carus Waggoner (producer), Rick Couch (actor), Jennifer Kendall (actress),

Plot: Jacob and Frank Caesar, two murderous fugitives, have chosen the secluded woods surrounding Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, to bury their latest victim. One shallow grave stands between them and freedom. They had no idea what they were about to get into. In Rabbit Hash, when the sun goes down, the temperature raises. Deep inside this forest, the last remnants of the 1970's - a disco called "The Funk Haven" - languishes. It is the last refuge for the polyester-clad lounge lizards of the bygone decade. But, there is one more thing more terrifying than disco in the new century: they are also VAMPIRES! Tonight at midnight, the Master Disco Vampire, Desmodus, will return to lead his minions to the Vampire Promised Land. However, Rabbit Hash is home to a second clan of vampires called The Crypts. This modern Gothic vampire clan plans to wipe out the Disco Vampires, assassinate Desmodus upon his arrival and begin their conquest of the Vampire Promised Land. Watch as Jacob and Frank battle these fang bearing foes with the assistance of a deranged vampire hunter!

Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Disco is undead. Disco Sucks.

Quotes:

Stone: Dy-no-mite, motherfuckers!

Freelove: You better lay some tracks and get your fugly face outta my frolic pad!

Tepes: Let's show them how we "break it down."

Jacob: What in Christ's name is that?::Maria: It's a fro with fangs!

Frank: Check it out Jacob, real silver! No, honestly, it's real. I bit it.::Jacob: You bite gold because it's soft. You bite that and you'll break whatever teeth you have left.

Stone: Holy Quervo, baby! Straight white tequila! It's like licking the sweat off of a Tiawana ditch digger!

Desmodus: I got talk in my walk. A glide in my ride. And I'm gonna flip you a patty fulla funk onto your sizzlin' hot grill.::Chic Chick: Your words got bite, baby!::Desmodus: Fang you very much.

Freelove: Damn! If I were an action figure, I'd have "Ho-Smackin' Action!"::The Gas: Bitches and hos sold separately!

Coffy (1973)

Actors: Joyce King (miscellaneous crew), Sid Haig (actor), Jack Hill (writer), Robert Papazian (producer), Eugene Jackson (actor), Samuel Z. Arkoff (producer), Pam Grier (actress), Lee de Broux (actor), Robert DoQui (actor), Bob Minor (actor), Jack Hill (director), Lyman Ward (actor), Ron Gans (actor), Gail Davis (actress), Leslie McRay (actress),

Plot: Coffy is a nurse whose younger sister gets involved in drugs and is severely injured by contaminated heroin. Coffy sets out on a mission of vengeance and vigilante justice, killing drug dealers, pimps, and mobsters who cross her path.

Keywords: 1970s, action-heroine, african-american, anger, anti-heroine, aquarium, assassin, attempted-rape, attraction, bad-girl
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: No one sleeps when they mess with Coffy! Coffy'll cream ya! They call her Coffy and she'll cream you! She's the "GODMOTHER" of them all. The Baddest One-Chick Hit-Squad that ever hit town! She had a body men would die for - and a lot of them did!

Quotes:

Coffy: Oh Meg, you don't have any salad. [pours a whole salad bowl on top of Meg's head]

Coffy: [with Carter at the juvenile rehabilitation center] Some of the kids here were on all sorts of pills, some of them are on Methadone now... the youngest is only 9 years old. The worst are the ones that got the contaminated junk. But you know how some of those junkie dealers are, they'll put anything in it to stretch another dollar out of it.

Coffy: The only cop I know to get a dislocated toe, while run over by his own squad car, while writing a ticket because the hand brake wasn't set.::Carter: Come on, Coffy, don't tell stories like that.::Coffy: And I had to hold your hand while they set it.

Coffy: Hey out there, is anybody there? Can I get something to eat?::Omar: Shut up, bitch! Want me to give you another cut?::Coffy: Can I get a glass of water? What are you trying to do, starve me to death?::Omar: Never mind! You just keep quiet or you won't need no water or nothing!

Meg: Oh Mr. Vitroni, you don't have a drink. [grabs one glass off a tray and pushes the rest onto Coffy's dress, everybody's shocked]::Coffy: It was just an accident, accidents will happen. [leaves the room to clean up]::Arturo Vitroni: You're a very naughty girl.::Meg: It was an accident.::Arturo Vitroni: It was not an accident.

Coffy: Go on and take this shot!::Grover: I can't; that'll kill me!::Coffy: Maybe it will and maybe it won't, but if it do, you gonna fly through them pearly gates with the biggest fucking smile St. Peter ever seen!

Priscilla: Now, listen. My old man's coming back any minute, and if SHE catches you here, she's gonna wanna kick your ass!

[Priscilla threatens Coffy with a knife, and Coffy reacts by shattering a wine bottle and threatening her with the jagged edge]::Coffy: So, you wanna play with knives, huh? Well you picked the wrong player!::Priscilla: No, no please look I didn't mean nothin'! Please!::Coffy: Now I'm gonna give you another slice to match the one you got from that dope-pushin' pimp, unless you tell me where he keeps the stuff!::Priscilla: No, please! He'll kill me! Ow... ALRIGHT, alright! He's got a fireplace! It's in a box under the ashes!::[Priscilla's tough-looking black lesbian lover/pimp returns suddenly]::Priscilla: Harriet! Harriet!::Harriet: What the hell is going on here?::Priscilla: She busted in here tryin' to make me! Get her outta here!::Harriet: Come on, bitch!::[fight ensues between Coffy and Harriet, and Coffy escapes]::Harriet: Lousy bitch! (turns to Priscilla) I go away for half an hour for you to turn a trick... and I come back and find you ballin' some niggah bitch! You WHITE TRAMP!

Sugarman: Look over there. I got plenty of tail. I got more tail than I can handle. I even got white tail!

Coffy: You know just the words that turn me on. And I know what you want, too, and you're gonna get it.