Reilly, Rick Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Leatherheads

  2008, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Invincible

  2006, role: actor , character name: Disgruntled Fan
• Play in Full Screen Minister of Defense: The Reggie White Story

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Play It to the Bone

  1999, role: actor , character name: Ringside Sportswriter

Famous quotes by Rick Reilly:

"They look like they had a wonderful time at Circuit City. They spent $700 there."

"I'm happy because I'm not in Detroit. I never have to live in Detroit."

"I mean, c'mon, ... Yeah, 'It's a sport. Let's kill a rabbit.' Let's not call that a sport. I actually heard a guy go, 'I never apologize to the kill. I thank him for the contest.'"

"And here he was, a junior walk-on place-kicker whose sore leg had kept him out of practice for three weeks, standing 29 yards from never having to buy another beer in the state of Iowa."

"One time after one of these long trips, my wife and I had been separated for a long time and I called her and said, 'Baby, you better meet me at the gate with a mattress, ... And she goes, 'You better be the first guy off that plane.'"

"And you know who lets them get away with lying? ... Baseball writers. Hardly any Hall of Fame voters have the (guts) to stand up and say, 'These guys cheated. I'm not voting them into the Hall of Fame.'"

"Joe Kay isn't half as quick of feet or brain as the old one,"

"I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices."

"Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around."

"I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon."

"Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there."