Things People Do (2014)

Actors: Carol A. Compton (miscellaneous crew), Doug Liman (producer), Jason Isaacs (actor), André Des Rochers (miscellaneous crew), W. Earl Brown (actor), Wes Bentley (actor), Matthew Page (actor), David Melito (producer), David Melito (miscellaneous crew), Mamie Mitchell (miscellaneous crew), Chad Brummett (actor), Audrey Walters (actress), Sam Trammell (actor), Vinessa Shaw (actress), Boots Southerland (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

The Legend of Hell's Gate: An American Conspiracy (2011)

Actors: Buck Taylor (actor), Henry Thomas (actor), Anne Carr (miscellaneous crew), Drew Waters (actor), Michael Saleman (miscellaneous crew), Jim Beaver (actor), Glenn Morshower (actor), William McNamara (actor), Gary Teague (actor), Eric Balfour (actor), Farah White (actress), Thell Reed (miscellaneous crew), Robert C. Yu (miscellaneous crew), Scott Challgren (actor), Tanner Beard (actor),

Plot: Surrounded by whisky-fueled outlaws and a treacherous wilderness, how is one to survive? Based on real events, this Texas based tale uncovers the mystery of the events surrounding the legendary Hell's Gate, a cliff formation that rises out of Possum Kingdom Lake in Texas. When a curious errand boy catches wind of one of America's most infamous crimes, he falls in with two desperate men on the wrong side of the law. Crossing paths with some of the West's most notorious figures, these three outlaws fight for their lives in the pursuit of fame and riches. Few are to be trusted, as their interwoven stories prove that everyone has a hidden agenda, and by no means is anyone innocent. Fueled by a talented ensemble cast THE LEGEND OF HELL'S GATE blends legend and history into a Western spectacle that recounts the treacherous existence in post Civil War Texas.

Keywords: 1800s, american-indian, conspiracy, doc-holliday, gunfight, john-wilkes-booth, native-american, reference-to-abraham-lincoln, robbers, sheriff
Genres: Action, Adventure, History, Western,

Detention (2011)

Actors: Joshua Lou Friedman (miscellaneous crew), Ken Meyer (miscellaneous crew), Robert Abramoff (producer), Brooke Haven (actress), Josh Hutcherson (producer), Mark Behar (miscellaneous crew), Will Wallace (actor), James Black (actor), Dane Cook (actor), Dominic Monaghan (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Will Wallace (actor), Josh Hutcherson (actor), David Zimmerman III (miscellaneous crew), Marcella Bremond (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: This comedy/horror movie is about a group of teens who go to Grizzly Lake High School. When one of their class mates is killed by someone dressed up as 'Cinderhella' (a character from a popular horror movie) they are all under suspicion. But when they all get detention, they try to work out who it is.

Keywords: 1990s, acid, axe, bear, bisected-at-the-waist, body-landing-on-a-car, body-swap, body-switching, bomb, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Cancel Your Future

Quotes:

Ione: That's hilarious. What is it?::Clapton Davis: I don't know. I think it's a bong.::Mr. Kendall: Well, Clapton. I'm wet.

Principal Verge: I get it. Listening to your loud music, tripping out to Fraggle Rock. But the question is: What does the future hold for Clapton Davis?::Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site. Its going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me and if they have I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers. Everything's great on a ultra precise one hundred point scale and there's no place for feedback. If readers want to bitch about they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.::Principal Verge: And this pays what? 13.5 a year?::Clapton Davis: Free Costello tickets.

Riley Jones: Every morning I try to remember that I'm only the second biggest loser to walk Grizzly Hills High. First place goes to the drunk slut who screwed the dead mascot in 1992. But the 90's are history, and so am I.

Clapton Davis: Sander, Ioni's an old soul trapped in a very painfully hot cheerleader body. Plus, she knows the lyrics to Sting's Fields of Gold.

Clapton Davis: Mullet beats pony-tails.

Taylor Fisher: Get out of my room, you pedophile!

Madison: [in "Slashing Beauty 4"] Greg, you asshole! Now we really do have to use this time to think about our futures.

Principal Verge: I know it looks like such a lighthearted feel-good comedy, being an expecting teenage mom. But let me tell you something, I've been principal at this school for five years. Let me tell both of you something, pregnant teenagers are never funny, ever.::Student: I'm not pregnant.::Principal Verge: Cut the carbs.

Gord: Yes, I like to start off by saying that this girl's argument is ridiculous! Vegetarians who eat fish are hypocrites! She thinks that because fish feel no pain they don't value their lives. Absurd!

PCP... A VanGuard Chronicle (2009)

Actors: Herman Witkam (composer), Langley McArol (actor), Siddhartha Barnhoorn (composer), Kat Munday (actress), Devin McGee (actor), DaNae West (actress), Le Ann Cheri' (actress), Nina Voltaire (actress), Leah Marie Parker (actress), Tye Banks (actor), Braxton Williams (actor), Greg Frucci (producer), George McPherson (actor), Greg Frucci (actor), Danielle Motley (actress),

Plot: An ancient bloodline known as the VanGuard has hunted monsters over the course of human history...the family employs an elite group of mercenaries operating under the mantle of the VanGuard Organization (VGO). In this film, the second of a series of the VanGuard Chronicles, the VGO is on the hunt for a vampire nest in Port City. The head of the VanGuard family, Hunter VanGuard sends his VGO "Rogue Squad" on a mission lead by retired US Marine, Slim Pickens...an unwavering solitary man haunted by the childhood slaughter of his family. The VGO knows the vampires are posing as prostitutes in Port City, feeding and robbing local upstanding citizens, they must find the host pimp and exterminate the nest before the vampirism becomes an epidemic...

Keywords: blood, death, deception, humor, martial-arts, military, prostitution, self-sacrifice, tragedy, vampire
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror,

Cowboy Dreams (2009)

Actors: Brian Ronalds (producer), Danny Trejo (actor), Bill Engvall (actor), Dean Matthew Ronalds (producer), Paul DeNigris (miscellaneous crew), Paul DeNigris (director), Paul DeNigris (editor), Kane Black (actor), Steve Briscoe (actor), Steve Briscoe (producer), Steve Briscoe (writer), Kevin Berman (producer), Bart Overbey (actor), Greg Joseph (actor), David Staley (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Short, Western,

French Film (2008)

Actors: Jean Dell (actor), Eric Cantona (actor), Adrian Annis (actor), Stephen Warbeck (composer), Hugh Bonneville (actor), Vincent Winterhalter (actor), Douglas Henshall (actor), Sylvie Landra (editor), Sylvie Landra (producer), Anne-Marie Duff (actress), Michael Riley (producer), Lizzie Brocheré (actress), Kerensa Magnusson (miscellaneous crew), Jonny Persey (producer), Orlando Seale (actor),

Plot: Jed prepares to interview French cineaste and self-appointed expert on the nature of love - Thierry Grimandi. The worldly and somewhat jaded Jed is dead-set on dismissing the auteur's musings as pompous and, well French, until his own relationship with Cheryl starts to fall apart and he is forced to re-evaluate the illusive subject. Soon everyone is talking about love: his relationship counselor, drinking buddy Marcus and Marcus' girlfriend SophieBeginnings, endings, tricks...could the French be on to something?

Keywords: boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, cross-cultural-relationship, french, love
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Could it be that French is the true language of love?

The Matter with Clark (2008)

Actors: Sharon Carpenter-Rose (actress), Maggie Farley (actress), Robert L. Mickles (actor), Jonathan Rola (writer), Jonathan Rola (director), Jonathan Rola (editor), Brian J. Bentz (actor), Timothy Weinert (actor), Timothy Weinert (producer), Jonathan Rola (producer), Kris Turner (miscellaneous crew), Mary Scholz (actress), Ricky Heidelbaugh (actor), Robert Ryan Kline (actor), Morgan Drumheiser (actress),

Plot: Clark Thomas is a college student who has his life and dreams ahead of him. His world is set until a major accident changes his life and is forced to go through what most coming of age men are not asked to. Clark's world is turned upside-down with this tragedy and the fate of he and his sister, Reagan, lies in his hands. When it seems nothing is left, a turn of events and astronomical occurrences allows Clark to regain his hope, and a new realization is reached. Through this significant change, the new friends he meets, and the challenges he faces comes "The Matter With Clark," an awkward tragedy that is sure to capture your hearts.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, college-student, coming-of-age
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: An awkward tragedy.

Kingpin (1996)

Actors: Lin Shaye (actress), Steven Stabler (producer), Googy Gress (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Steven Stabler (actor), Brad Krevoy (producer), Willie Garson (actor), Steve Gehrke (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Chris Elliott (actor), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Peter Farrelly (director),

Plot: Roy Munson was raised to be the best bowler in the world (trained early on by his father). But a fellow bowler, Ernie McCracken and a misunderstanding with some rough punks, leaves poor Roy with the loss of his bowling hand! Not to let this get him down, he gets a prosthetic hand and becomes a travelling sales man. But it's really all down hill for him from that night on until ... One day he meets Ishmael who is Amish and sneaks away from the farm to bowl (his fellow Amish would disown him if they knew)! Roy convinces Ishmael to let him be his trainer and he'll make him the best bowler the world has ever seen. Reluctantly Ishmael agrees to go on the road and shortly afterwards actually finds that life outside the farm is quite fun. Soon their paths cross that of Ernie McCracken who is still a top ranking bowler. While Roy's career and life have landed in the toilet bowl, Ernie is still drawing huge crowds and all the babes! They both square off for the ultimate bowling championship ... to see which one truly IS the champion.

Keywords: alcohol, amish, biblical-interpretation, bowling, bowling-team, bra-less, carriage, comb-over, combover, cult-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy right up your alley. You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley. From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber" The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see. A movie with a lot of balls.

Quotes:

Roy: WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO?

Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone.::Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.::Roy: You get it?::Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!::Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!::Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.::Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?

Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?::Roy: I think you can.::Neighbor: Even if it's your own?

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?::Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.::ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?::Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?::Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?::Roy: Uh, none that I know of. [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.::[Takes a drink from the bucket]::Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.::Roy: I'll brush my teeth.

Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.::Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.::Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

Landlady: [Roy is throwing up in the background after having had sex with his Landlady, to keep from being evicted. The Landlady is too satisfied to care] What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. [She laughs at her own jokes] You really jarred something loose, tiger.

The Patsy (1964)

Actors: Jack Albertson (actor), Jerome Cowan (actor), Murray Alper (actor), Phil Arnold (actor), Richard Bakalyan (actor), Norman Alden (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Don Brodie (actor), John Carradine (actor), Robert Carson (actor), Chick Chandler (actor), Harry Cheshire (actor), Billy Beck (actor), Hans Conried (actor), Scatman Crothers (actor),

Plot: When a star comedian dies, his comedy team, decides to train a nobody to fill the shoes of the Star in a big TV show (a Patsy). But the man they choose, bellboy Stanley Belt, cant do anything right. The big TV show is getting closer, and Stanley gets worse all the time.

Keywords: actor-director, agency, agent, ballet, barber-shop, bellboy, breaking-the-fourth-wall, cameo, crazy-humor, directed-by-star
Genres: Comedy,

Tired Business Men (1927)

Actors: Charles Levin (miscellaneous crew), Jackie Condon (actor), Allen 'Farina' Hoskins (actor), S.D. Wilcox (actor), Clifton Young (actor), Jean Darling (actress), Hal Roach (producer), Hal Roach (writer), H.M. Walker (writer), Robert A. McGowan (director), Tony Campanaro (miscellaneous crew), Joe Cobb (actor), Billy Butts (actor), Jay R. Smith (actor), Charles A. Bachman (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Short,