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People Get Dumber When Sitting Down

People Get Dumber When Sitting Down - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: intelligence, dumb, belief, furniture, new age, science, metaphysics Transcript

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Dilbert: Is it my imagination or do people get dumber when they sit down for a meeting? Or would you say you are equally dumb no matter what you are doing? Boss: Well, I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure feng shui is part of the answer.

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Employees Keep Agreeing

Employees Keep Agreeing - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: furniture, office, arrangement, laziness, loophole, efficiency, management, work ethic, excuse Transcript

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Boss: I told the employees about our plan to boost productivity by changing the floor layout. Now they claim they can't get their work done because the current floor plan is inefficient. Hoe do I get them to stop agreeing with me? CEO: What do you usually do?

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Tags: computer, robot, replacement, doctor, medicine, obsolete, job, diagnose, necessity, technology, invention Transcript

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Doctor: IBM's Watson supercomputer has diagnosed your symptoms. The computer just ordered the meds you need. They will be delivered in an hour by drone. Dilbert: Looks like your job as a doctor is becoming obsolete. Doctor: Ha ha! No. You still need a doctor and a nurse to make the system work. For example, the computer can't read its own screen and speak those words to patients. Dilbert: Actually, it can. Doctor: But the computer doesn't have a nurse. Dilbert: What does the nurse do? Nurse: I stab him if he tries to do more than read the screen.

New Office Layout Will Improve Efficiency

New Office Layout Will Improve Efficiency - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: layout, office, desk, work environment, efficiency, catch-22, loophole, laziness, excuse Transcript

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Wally: Do you really believe that your plan to change the office layout will boost efficiency? Boss: Of course it will. The physical environment makes a huge difference. Wally: Good. I missed all of my deadlines because of our current office layout is bad.

Stress Typo On Website

Stress Typo On Website - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Tags: health, wellness, corporate policy, stress, medical leave, laziness, loophole, typo, mistake, work ethic Transcript

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CEO: How many employees did you say took paid medical leave? Catbert: All of them. A typo on our wellness website listed stress as an illness instead of a cause of illness. CEO: Is it too late to backpedal on the wellness thing? Catbert: I'll just fix the typo. It's all good.