Alexander Tocqueville once said "The more
American's run, the more they realize that death is just an illusion, wrapped in a mystery, a mystery of the
Sphinx; a Sphinx whose riddle is life itself and the reverse is also true for those who seek every unnatural sex act⎯that being, the only natural sex is not to act but to react--cigar or not you don't mind putting your wallet in your middle back pocket."
No words have wrung their hands truer around the throat of factually true logic than these words and they perfectly and geometrically befit the paradox of the trope form used in Youngest
Grandad's latest and greatest presentation.
Stay till the end to learn how to build an undetectable
Google iCar bomb.
Chef Gambino 1: ☤ Mɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ Gᴀᴍʙɪɴᴏ ☤ has been stored away in the vault and concealed in a gold-plated tungsten protective case within the
Federal Reserve behind guarded papal lock and key by film archivists Moishe and
Meyer L.
Boland.
Gay latin people on vine and BgH, amiright?
☤ Mɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ Gᴀᴍʙɪɴᴏ ☤ is a prime example of evolution; these young neurotypicaboids broke the bonds of neurotypicallity and evolved in a
Blakean triumph solving how to pass film school, not with flying colors but with a rainbow run cavalcade of soft-eyed marathon men with lots of paint and other squirtees flying all over their smooth Fox's Lucifer-style artisan Tuscan-groomed eyebrows. These guys know how to innovate and make a woman happy. They are equitable and are critical of pegging which is just a
Chick City or whatever the fuck that comedy central show,
Latvian propaganda technique to queer
Americans. These color run men are just about the closest thing to gods the world will ever know (until we have sufficient infrastructure to biotransmutize our selves into virtual sentient versions our favorite soft drink brands) meanwhile YT users still are probably praying to some ceiling somewhere.
Trump works for
Hillary but you are only concerned that his blond pubes are contained within a cock sock as bigger part of his mechanized demiurgic cock cage apparati.
Need we (the royal
Black Guelph we) say more? Let the reviewers speak:
✠✠✠✠ "
MDE rip-off without the quality, would be a good source of money and influence to convince already myopic piddle-paddlers to find this sort of low production shit as anti-Mainstream even though they [YoungestGrandad] work with the biggest
Latvians in the
Hollywood kabal."
Haroldo Kirchutz, Latvian
Defamation Defense League
✠✠✠✠✠ "Youngest Grandad did it again, they made a movie that was influenced by lack of breastmilk and vaccine injury. They are truly speaking their voice with the village drum and unsealing the favella
hole of corporato-fascistoid-Koch-Brother-family-in-the-unit-of-concrete-being censorship."
Kovioto Mayaka, translinguistic poz-punk graphics department
✠✠✠✠ "
Lets roll! Chef Gambino is a classic. $am
Hyde is old news, we are problem-solving solution-oriented anal-fixated generation, we need something that isn't funded by large GoFundMe organizations surrounded by the plastic inside-the-condom smell of truck stop glory bees at Vimeo."
Don Shula, founder of DadWank.org/gasm
- published: 19 Apr 2016
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