The Starving Games (2013)

Actors

• Emily D. Haley (actress)
• Diedrich Bader (actor)
• Nick Gomez (actor)
• Beau Brasseaux (actor)
• Justin Begnaud (miscellaneous crew)
• Peter Safran (producer)
• Evan King (actor)
• Rob Steinberg (actor)
• Angel De La Vina (miscellaneous crew)
• Gene Kevin Hames Jr. (actor)
• Kathy Chambless Oliver (miscellaneous crew)
• Scott Willmann (producer)
• Jason Friedberg (writer)
• Jason Friedberg (director)
• Aaron Seltzer (director)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

All the Laughs... Half the Calories.
From the guys who cooked up 'Date Movie', 'Meet the Spartans' and 'Vampires Suck'

Ocean's Twelve (2004)

Actors

• Matt Damon (actor)
• Jeroen Krabbé (actor)
• Andy Garcia (actor)
• Jared Harris (actor)
• Elliott Gould (actor)
• Albert Finney (actor)
• Eddie Izzard (actor)
• Vincent Cassel (actor)
• Don Cheadle (actor)
• Casey Affleck (actor)
• George Clooney (actor)
• Robbie Coltrane (actor)
• Scott Caan (actor)
• Brad Pitt (actor)
• Bernie Mac (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Thriller

Taglines:

You cross one ocean, you face them all
They're back....and then some
Twelve is the new eleven
Three years ago, they stole 160 million dollars. Now the only thing between their old enemy and their new one is an Ocean.

Quotes:

Saul Bloom: You're all aces in my book, butI want the last check I write to bounce.

Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...::Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.::Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...::Rusty Ryan: Yes.::Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...::Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.::Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not?::Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.::[walks off]::Linus Caldwell: Oooooooooo.

Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?::Danny Ocean: Tess...

Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you?::Basher Tarr: Yeah.::Danny Ocean: Really?::Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.

Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.::Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man.::Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.::Virgil Malloy: I have feelings.::Turk Malloy: No, you don't.::Virgil Malloy: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?::Turk Malloy: Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.::Virgil Malloy: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?::Danny Ocean: Rusty's not 50 years old.::Turk Malloy: Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.

Reuben Tishkoff: [to a fortune teller. As he is having his palm read by her, he turns around to see Terry Benedict with two enforcers] This? You couldn't see *this*?

Linus Caldwell: What did I say?::Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.::Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.::Danny Ocean: She's seven.

Livingston Dell: [Linus, Basher and Turk are escorted into a jail cell already holding the rest of the gang] So, how'd it go?::Linus Caldwell: Hehehehehe.

[first lines]::Rusty Ryan: Hi.::Isabel Lahiri: How'd it go?::Rusty Ryan: Lousy.

Terry Benedict: [on the cell phone, talking to Baron Francois Toulour] Who do you think you're dealing with? Nothing costs nothing.

Retarded Animal Babies (2003)

Actors

• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (producer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Taglines:

It's everyone's favorite, foul mouthed, perverted cartoon animals!

Quotes:

Donkey: Our retarded minds are one!::Hamster: Yay! We am the averagest!

Donkey: Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!

Puppy: Yes, I am the fucking fucker, lead fucker of Fuck. How can I fuck you today?

Hamster: A is for ass!::Puppy: B is for balls!::Bunny: C is for clam-hat.::Cat: D is for lysdexsia.::Donkey: E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.::Hamster: G is for green!::Puppy: 3 is for tricycles!::Cat: 4 is for... tha-that's what it is.::Hamster: Splunge is for Splunge.::Donkey: Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!::Puppy: This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!::Cat: XXX is for porno! And beer!::Animal Babies: Y? Because we kill things!::Puppy: Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.

Bunny: Hey everyone, let's be superheroes today!::Cat: Hells yeah, dude! We could fly around and be cool. And have powers!::Puppy: And get our dicks wet.::Hamster: Maybe I'll find my mommy!::Donkey: [eating from a jar labeled Monkey Semen] I'm eatin' butter!

Donkey: If there's a rusty coat hanger in there, I've got an idea for a game.

Adult Hamster: [after seeing a bad performance of his idol, Bruce Willis] I can't believe I sucked that guy off one time!::Adult Bunny: I wouldn't spread that around too much, Hamster.

Donkey: Well choke my goats with Ovaltine!

Cat: Shit.::Puppy: Fuck.::Donkey: Potaters.

Donkey: I don't wanna be P-PPPU. English robots are gay, can i be Pants Poo Pee Poo instead?::Cat: Sure knock yourself out::Donkey: Okey Dokey [Smack]

Willis, Bruce Filmography

• Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
  2014, role: actor , character name: John Hartigan
• Expiration
  2014, role: actor
• The Prince
  2014, role: actor , character name: Omar
• A Good Day to Die Hard
  2013, role: producer
• TVGN Movie Special: Red 2
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee
• G.I. Joe: Retaliation
  2013, role: actor , character name: General Joe Colton
• Bruce Willis: Why the Legend Never Dies
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• On the Set: Inside Hollywood Movies
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Panelist
• Red 2
  2013, role: actor , character name: Frank
• A Good Day to Die Hard
  2013, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• Gods of War: Assembling Earth's Mightiest Anti-Heroes
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BB King: The Life of Riley
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Looper
  2012, role: actor , character name: Old Joe
• Fire with Fire
  2012, role: actor , character name: Mike Cella
• Lay the Favorite
  2012, role: actor , character name: Dink Heimowitz
• The Cold Light of Day
  2012, role: actor , character name: Martin
• Moonrise Kingdom
  2012, role: actor , character name: Captain Sharp
• The Expendables 2
  2012, role: actor , character name: Church
• Catch .44
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mel
• Setup
  2011, role: actor , character name: Biggs
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 2011 Comedy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Black Mamba
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mister Suave
• Live Free or Die Hard (Project 12, 8/12)
  2011, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• His Way
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Warren Ellis: Captured Ghosts
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Catch .44
  2010, role: actor , character name: Mel
• I'm Still Here
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Inferno: The Making of 'The Expendables'
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A More Perfect You: The Science of Surrogates
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Red
  2010, role: actor , character name: Frank Moses
• The Expendables
  2010, role: actor , character name: Mr. Church
• Cop Out
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jimmy
• Surrogates
  2009, role: actor , character name: Greer
• Shine a Light
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Concert Audience
• What Just Happened
  2008, role: actor , character name: Actor
• Premio Donostia a Meryl Streep
  2008, role: actor , character name: Dr. Ernest Menville
• Wildwood Days
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Assassination of a High School President
  2008, role: actor , character name: Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick
• Nancy Drew
  2007, role: actor , character name: Bruce
• Analog Hero in a Digital World: Making of 'Live Free or Die Hard'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Planet Terror
  2007, role: actor , character name: Lt. Muldoon
• The Story of 'Hudson Hawk'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Perfect Stranger
  2007, role: actor , character name: Harrison Hill
• Live Free or Die Hard: Inside the Action
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Gag Reel
  2007, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• Grindhouse
  2007, role: actor , character name: Muldoon
• Live Free or Die Hard
  2007, role: actor , character name: John McClane

Famous quotes by Bruce Willis:

"It's solid gold. I'm going to put it up on my mantle."

"I like having the dough to come and go as I please."

"There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I'm not as well-known as I am here. I'm a pretty big star, folks -- I don't have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say."

"If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein."

"I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimillionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am."

"Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn about adoption today."

"My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry."

"I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble."

"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."

"You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it."

"Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements."

"Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today."

"I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person."

"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off."

"I have zero interest in performing in films to try to convey any kind of message. My job is to be entertaining. There's a very different point of view about messages in films in Europe than there is in the States. Audiences rebel because they feel that they are being preached to."

"I'm really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life."

"Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing."

"I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don't wear makeup in real life. It's just part of the gig, that's all."

"I just have more fun when I get to try new things - and the action film genre has kind of painted itself into a corner, copied itself so many times and it has basically run out of bad buys."

"Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who?"