East Side Story (2013)

Actors: Scott Schaffer (miscellaneous crew), David Winters (director), Misha Segal (composer), David Winters (actor), Alan Roberts (editor), David Winters (producer), David A. Prior (writer), Gary Daniels (actor), David Winters (writer), Ava Fabian (actress), Asia LeMasters (miscellaneous crew), Pearce Blair (actor), Bruce Lewin (producer), Christina Marie Austin (producer), Brandon Bryant (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: This coming of age Dance Film, in the spirit of Dirty Dancing, Karate Kid, and High School Musical - is about a young girl from Beverly Hills, Jennifer who is visiting her Father's Panama City Beach Hotel during Summer Break, and falls in love with a Young Boy, Ken who works as a Dishwasher. Even though both are from different backgrounds, they share the same passion... DANCE and partner with each other to enter the 2nd Annual Florida State-Wide Dance Contest. While preparing for the contest, Jennifer and Ken must overcome scheming dance partners, a meddling father, and their own doubts for their love to prevail.

Genres: Musical,
Taglines: Dancin' Like You've Never Seen Before

Creeporia (2013)

Actors: Douglas Dunning (actor), Rodney Saulsberry (actor), James Mannan (actor), John Semper (actor), John Semper (director), John Semper (editor), John Semper (actor), John Semper (writer), John Semper (producer), John Semper (actor), Matthew W. Allen (actor), Alfred Eaker (producer), Alfred Eaker (actor), Lec Zorn (actor), Evelyn Gabai (writer),

Plot: For three long centuries Creeporia has lived in an immortal freeze. A timeless soul lost in the breeze. Now, one way to win back her life is if she can become the wife of one who'll gladly give their heart to such a vain, repulsive tart! The second way to end this game is if she can regain her fame. Should she become a star once more. Then this curse gets thrown out the door! Will this undead actress escape her curse?

Genres: Comedy, Family, Horror,
Taglines: The world's oldest, living, undead actress! Creeptastic. Creeptacular. Creepalicious. Creepy is relative.

Southern Belles (2005)

Actors: Tammy Arnold (actress), Judah Friedlander (actor), Brandon Baker (miscellaneous crew), Anna Faris (actress), Peter Madamba (miscellaneous crew), E. Michael Hewett (miscellaneous crew), Tammy Arnold (miscellaneous crew), Gill Holland (producer), Joanne Pankow (actress), Meg Lansaw (miscellaneous crew), Kenneth Price (miscellaneous crew), Kara B. Still (miscellaneous crew), Frederick Weller (actor), Justin Chambers (actor), Mandy Brown (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In the Georgia town of Johnson's Mark, where they take hunting seriously, Belle and Bell are best friends, housemates in a trailer. On the day Bell dumps her boyfriend and Belle quits her job, they decide to take their dreams to Atlanta. They'll need about $2500, so they set out to find the money. Belle has various schemes (bingo, karaoke), and Bell, who tends bar, offers to dance with the highest bidder. Then, she starts to fall in love with that guy, a local deputy sheriff named Rhett Butler. Love, friendship, loyalties, and the need for cash may be on a collision course.

Keywords: atlanta-georgia, babysitting, bar-fight, beer-drinking, blonde, cigarette-smoking, confederate-flag, constellations, door-to-door-saleswoman, fat-boy
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Quotes:

Belle Scott: We can't just show up in Atlanta with nothin' but a suitcase full of loose morals!

Belle Scott: Now Marjorie, that is the same narrow-minded thinkin' that cost us the War of Northern Aggression.

Belle Scott: I quit. That rhymes with shit. I quit this shit!

Hollywood malgré lui (2004)

Actors: Nicolas Brevière (producer), Marie Denarnaud (actress), Pascal-Alex Vincent (director), Pascal-Alex Vincent (writer), Agathe Teyssier (actress), Olivier Nicklaus (writer), Muriel Breton (editor), Denise Aron-Schropfer (actress), Thomas Hong-Maï (actress), Alexandra Verien (miscellaneous crew), Sébastien Charles (miscellaneous crew), Marie Agnely (producer), Daphné Roulier (actress), Anne-Gaëlle Daval (costume designer), Eric Chimier (actor),

Genres: Short,

Hot Shots! (1991)

Actors: Charlie Sheen (actor), Pat Proft (actor), Charlie Sheen (actor), Don Lake (actor), Marc Shaiman (actor), Charlie Sheen (actor), Bill Irwin (actor), Lloyd Bridges (actor), Kevin Dunn (actor), Cary Elwes (actor), Charles Barkley (actor), Jon Cryer (actor), Cylk Cozart (actor), Valeria Golino (actress), Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (actor),

Plot: Topper Harley, a top gun fighter pilot, is recalled to serve on the SS Essess. Topper's mission is to destroy Saddam Hussein's nuclear plants. Unfortunately, Topper is psychologically imbalanced and is sure to crack under pressure.

Keywords: air-force, aircraft-carrier, apostrophe-in-title, athlete-cameo, aviation, bad-luck, bar-fight, blockbuster, boxing-match, corgi
Genres: Action, Comedy, War,
Taglines: The mother of all movies! There's something funny in the air. Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!

Quotes:

Topper Harley: You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Kent Gregory: That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.::Topper Harley: Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.::Ramada Thompson: What is this macho thing?::Topper Harley: He started it.::Kent Gregory: Did not.::Topper Harley: Did too.::Kent Gregory: Did not.::Ramada Thompson: You're behaving like children.::Topper Harley: He's bein' a jerk.::Kent Gregory: Am not.::Topper Harley: Are too.::Kent Gregory: Am not.::Topper Harley: Are too too too too too too too too too too too...::Kent Gregory: Not not not not not not not not not...::Topper Harley: Are too times ten.::Kent Gregory: [Shoving Topper] That's it...

Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

Topper Harley: Nice place.::Ramada Thompson: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.::Topper Harley: I don't want to go back.::Ramada Thompson: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!::Topper Harley: What about your landlady?::Ramada Thompson: You can do her too.

Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?::Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir.::Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!

Admiral Benson: Call down to the galley and order up some soup.::Lt. Commander Block: Yes, sir.::Admiral Benson: Ahhh... I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?::Lt. Commander Block: Duck, sir.::[Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking]::Lt. Commander Block: Are you alright, sir?::Admiral Benson: Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?

Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.::Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.::Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl? Bah! Doesn't matter.

Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

Drill Sergeant #1: I don't care how many missions you've flown! I don't care how good you think you are! You're nobody, and for the next 10 days - nobody takes a crap unless I say so! Got it?

Kowalski: You're quite a guy!::Topper Harley: So are you!

America Censored (1985)

Actors: Andrew Solt (director), John Denver (actor), Clark Gable (actor), David O. Selznick (actor), Shirley Temple (actress), Andrew Solt (producer), Gerald Gardner (writer), Don Great (composer), Fatima (actress), Don E. Carney (actor),

Genres: Documentary,

Train Ride to Hollywood (1975)

Actors: Whitey Hughes (actor), John Myhers (actor), Burt Mustin (actor), Jay Robinson (actor), Dan Gordon (writer), Jack DeLeon (actor), Jimmy Lennon Sr. (actor), Roberta Collins (actress), Phyllis Davis (actress), James T. Heckert (editor), Gordon A. Webb (producer), Jay Lawrence (actor), Jay Lawrence (actor), Tracy Reed (actress), Peter Ratray (actor),

Plot: Harry Williams, member of the rhythm & blues band, Bloodstone, is about to go onstage for a concert when he is hit on the head. The rest that follows is his dream. The four band members become conductors on a train filled with characters and (impersonated) actors from the 1930s, such as W.C. Fields, Dracula, and Scarlett O'Hara. Various songs are featured. The singing conductors are obliged to solve a mystery; Marlon Brando is murdering Nelson Eddy, Jeanette McDonald and others by suffocating them in his armpits. A wacky funeral, a fight with a gorilla, and the threat of being turned into a wax museum figure are all part of Harry's dream.

Keywords: independent-film, it-was-all-a-dream, reference-to-w.c.-fields, train
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Musical,

Biblioteca di Studio Uno: La storia di Rossella O'Hara (1964)

Actors: Anna Campori (actress), Mino Doro (actor), Enzo Garinei (actor), Piero Gerlini (actor), Dino Verde (writer), Corrado Pani (actor), Gisella Sofio (actress), Valeria Fabrizi (actress), Enrico Luzi (actor), Umberto Orsini (actor), Gino Landi (miscellaneous crew), John Kitzmiller (actor), Maria Grazia Spina (actress), Bruno Smith (actor), Antonello Falqui (writer),

Genres: Musical, War, Western,

E o Vento Levou (1956)

Actors: Lima Duarte (actor), Dionísio Azevedo (director), Dionísio Azevedo (writer), Jaime Barcellos (actor), Luiz Gustavo (actor), Lia de Aguiar (actress), Maria Fernanda (actress), Geraldo Louzano (actor), Fábio Cardoso (actor), Célia Rodrigues (actress), Luiz Gallon (director), Margaret Mitchell (writer), Wania Martini (actress), Renato Cardoso (actor), Batucada (actor),

Genres: ,

Gone with the Wind (1939)

Actors: Horace B. Carpenter (actor), Eddy Chandler (actor), Eric Alden (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), John Arledge (actor), Trevor Bardette (actor), Roscoe Ates (actor), Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson (actor), Ward Bond (actor), Ralph Brooks (actor), Rand Brooks (actor), William Bakewell (actor), James Bush (actor), Yakima Canutt (actor), Wallis Clark (actor),

Plot: Scarlett is a woman who can deal with a nation at war, Atlanta burning, the Union Army carrying off everything from her beloved Tara, the carpetbaggers who arrive after the war. Scarlett is beautiful. She has vitality. But Ashley, the man she has wanted for so long, is going to marry his placid cousin, Melanie. Mammy warns Scarlett to behave herself at the party at Twelve Oaks. There is a new man there that day, the day the Civil War begins. Rhett Butler. Scarlett does not know he is in the room when she pleads with Ashley to choose her instead of Melanie.

Keywords: 1800s, 1860s, 1870s, 19th-century, accidental-death, african-american, african-american-servant, american-civil-war, amputation, anger
Genres: Drama, Romance, War,
Taglines: For the thousands who remember its unparalleled drama, action and romance! For the new thousands to whom the wonders will be revealed for the first time! Breathtaking spectacle, inspired acting by the greatest cast ever assembled! The screen's most exciting love story! The most-talked about picture ever made! [reissue] Now in 70mm. wide screen and full stereophonic sound! [reissue] Winner of Ten Academy Awards [reissue] The greatest romance of all time! The most magnificent picture ever!

Quotes:

Scarlett: Ooh, if I just wasn't a lady, WHAT wouldn't I tell that varmint.

Prissy: Mammy, here's Miss Scarlett's vittles.::Scarlett: You can take it all back to the kitchen; I won't eat a bite.::Mammy: Yes'm you is, you's gonna eat every mouthful of this.::Scarlett: No... I'm... NOT.

Scarlett: Atlanta!::Mammy: Savannah would be better for ya. You'd just get in trouble in Atlanta.::Scarlett: What trouble are you talking about?::Mammy: You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. I's talking 'bout Mr. Ashley Wilkes. He'll be comin' to Atlanta when he gets his leave, and you sittin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider. He belongs to Miss Melanie...::Scarlett: You go pack my things like Mother said.

Rhett Butler: With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.

Rhett Butler: How fickle is woman.

Rhett Butler: I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

Scarlett: Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.

Scarlett: I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.

Scarlett: [pleads with Rhett as he is about to leave to join the Confederate Army] Oh, Rhett! Please, don't go! You can't leave me! Please! I'll never forgive you!::Rhett Butler: I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names.::Scarlett: [struggles] Don't hold me like that!::Rhett Butler: [holds her tighter] Scarlett! Look at me! I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited for you longer than I've ever waited for any woman.::[kisses her forhead]::Scarlett: [turns her face away] Let me alone!::Rhett Butler: [forces her to look him in the eyes] Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett. Wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me, you're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett! Kiss me! Kiss me... once...::[he kisses her]

Rhett Butler: Now that you've got your lumber mill and Frank's money, you won't come to me as you did to the jail, so I see I shall have to marry you.::Scarlett: I never heard of such bad taste.