Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. It is one of the oldest cultivated plants. They are native to tropical South and Southeast Asia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in Papua New Guinea. Today, they are cultivated throughout the tropics. They are grown in at least 107 countries, primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine and as ornamental plants. Its fruits, rich in starch, grow in clusters hanging from the top of the plant. They come in a variety of sizes and colors when ripe, including yellow, purple, and red.
Almost all modern edible parthenocarpic bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana or hybrids Musa acuminata × balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific names Musa sapientum and Musa paradisiaca are no longer used.
Banana is also used to describe Enset and Fe'i bananas, neither of which belong to the aforementioned species. Enset bananas belong to the genus Ensete while the taxonomy of Fe'i-type cultivars is uncertain.
They aren't just for humans anymore.
The best Halloween ever.
Kid's entertainment, it's criminal.
Aurora 'Rory' Van Dyke: [after getting caught on "Alone With An Old Bag"] I can explain::Granville Van Dyke: I'd prefer that you didn't. I could never understand a darn thing you said anyway::Aurora 'Rory' Van Dyke: [speaks gibberish]
[repeated line]::Danny: All riiiggghhhttt.
Elderly Female Singer: I'm Benji... I'm five today!::Hammer: Hey Benji, wanna make it to six? Sit down and shut up!
Marcus: Bill, say something!::Bill Gennaro: Are you right, Danny? Were did the bitch shoot you? Stomach? Heart?::Danny: ...Elbow::Bill Gennaro: What? Can you get my jacket off, its a Versace!
Danny: [at a kid's birthday party] Ah, Wally the Wombat, why don't you tell us a joke::Stewie: Okay... two lesbians walk into a bar and...::Danny: Allllll riiiiiight
Plot
Lon is an assassin who is deformed. The only man he can trust is his brother, Kwan. When Lon kills a police officer, the officer's partner tries to go after him, but lets him go after seeing his face. Meanwhile, Lon falls for Wendy, the girlfriend of Lon's sadistic boss, Dragon. When Lon agrees to kill Dragon for Wendy, it's a setup. After the kill, Lon is hit by a car and plunges into the river. A year passes by. A new man named Michael arrives, working for Wendy. Meanwhile, the partner of the cop Lon killed is still on the case. He notices a resemblance of the new man to Lon. Is Michael the same person as Lon? If so, what is the motive?
Keywords: ambulance, blood, brother-brother-relationship, cut-off-nose, death, deformed, gun, hooker, knife, murder
Plot
A triptych of ghost stories. A school-girl, accused of thievery, jumps to her death; her ghost possesses one of her friends to deny the theft to a TV reporter and a skeptical psychologist. Four young women on holiday rent a flat that's haunted by a woman who murdered her son. Two workers in a high-rise are spooked by a ghost after they find a gold chain in an elevator motor. The ghost pursues them until his own body is found and he can rest. These ghosts are especially active at 3:00 A.M.
Keywords: anthology, time-for-title
Doom with a View
A whole new house with all new owners.
Frightening strikes twice!
Come over to my house... but don't come alone!
It's getting weirder!
Bill: There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something.
Charlie: [referring to a potential human sacrifice] Is she really a virgin? Because I've never seen one before.
Gramps: Don't call me sir! I ain't no politician!
John: Who's your friend? Bozo the Clown?::Charlie: Bozo the Death Machine.
Charlie: Good riddins. She's out of here. Now we can do what ever we want: run around in our underwear, make funny phone calls.::Jesse: Shut up Charlie! Can't you shut your mouth just once?
Jesse: Jessie! It's me! I'm your great-great grandson. They named me after you. My name is Jessie too.::Gramps: [Gramps slowly removes mask, Jessie and Charlie wimper] My great-great grandson? What year is it?::Jesse: I don't know.::Gramps: Now don't you mess with me boy!::Jesse: Uhh! October 30, 1986!::Gramps: Well goddamn. I've been waitin' over 70 years for some jackass to get the scent to come dig me up. Thank you, boy.
Gramps: [Crying] Look at me. I'm a 170-year-old fart. I'm a goddamn zombie.
Charlie: [laughs at Jessie] I think she likes you.::Jesse: Come on, Charlie.::Charlie: No, really. [Turns to Virgin] Who do you like better: me or him? Me: Charlie, crazy, yet fun, huh, or him. [Jessie throws a food at Charlie's face] I rest my case. [Virin throws something at Charlie] OWWW!
Slim: [Holds up the glowing skull] Now it's mine!
Plot
After being nabbed while trying to stow away on board an ocean liner en route to Hawaii, young Bobby Breen sings for his travel fare and, along with sidekick Pua, turns detective to recover stolen naval documents from crooks
Keywords: 1930s, b-movie, barbecue, based-on-novel, dancer, dancing, hawaii, hula-dance, island, low-budget-film
Somebody wants to hold your hand. Somebody wants to hold
your hand. So you better get down to it. Give it
everything and do it. Somebody wants to hold your hand. I
was thinking about it just the other day. About all the
things that seem to satisfy in some way. It turns out, I
figured, most of it just 'aint worthwhile. In the long
run all this physicality just 'aint in style. It don't
last, the buzz of alcohol, the high of smoking dope. It
don't last and won't pass the test of time. Nope 1 2.
Reach higher man, dig deeper into what you really need.
Everybody knows. Spiritual restoration. Now your back's
against the wall and your world begins to fall. just
surrender it all. Jesus listens. Searching for reason and
rhyme. Finding ways to cloud your mind. Oh you're running
I'm alright, I'm okay
It's so bright
We can't stay
I'm too big
You're too thin
We're both pale and don't fit in
Chorus
But I don't want to
And I don't need to
I like you best when
Your skin is see through
The sun is angry
And out to burn you
So I'll stay inside
Where nothing changes me
I'm alright, not today
We're too old to live that way
And I'm too big, you're too thin
We're both pale and don't fit in
She's back
You already know
Sexy (Nananana)
That's right it's G. NA baby
She's going bananas
Lipseutik jitge bareugo jjalbeun chimareur-ipgo
I'm goin banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas morie jwina
Oneureun teukbyor-hage ojewaneun dareuge eh
Banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas naneun chwejina
Jigeumi ne han-gyejomiya
Everything is now stressin' me out
Idero gyesok nal matchul sun obso
Ottoke dwel ji molla a a
I don't care otton detgeureul daldon
Sanggwan ane nal yokhadon maldon
Iron nega jinjja na yon-gineun
Geumanhalle ije
Eumak sori nopyojwo nal makji ma bikyojwo
Oneul bam I'm about to lose control let's go
Lipseutik jitge bareugo jjalbeun chimareur-ipgo
I'm goin banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas morie jwina
Oneureun teukbyor-hage ojewaneun dareuge eh
Banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas naneun chwejina
Nunbusin bichi nal hwigama
Nega jinaganeun jarimada
Jjekkakjjekkak sigani galsurok
Mom-e ondoga olla a a
Saramdeurege gaso jonhe
Achim hega tto-oreugi jone
Momchuji aneul gorago
Tell them I'm goin crazy
Jigeum modu-i sisoni neukkyojyo They're fixed on me
And tonight I'm about to lose control
And I''m babe
Lipseutik jitge bareugo jjalbeun chimareur-ipgo
I'm goin banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas morie jwina
Oneureun teukbyor-hage ojewaneun dareuge eh
Banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas naneun chwejina
Hwin dress hwin gudu
Mamuriro ppalgan lipstick
Jageun olgul yalbeun hori
Neryogamyon big hips
Bengmanbuljjari dari chowonichorom
Sseuldeobsi gariji ma
Dwiro kkopjireul botgyo
Gwenhi mal maneun mongkideureun
Sin-gyong an sso No
She's gone bananas
Urin kingkongchorom wo
Lose control ojeye ildeul jonbu itja
Pebereul injonghandago
Geu iri jinaga jina
Lipseutik jitge bareugo jjalbeun chimareur-ipgo
I'm goin banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas morie jwina
Oneureun teukbyor-hage ojewaneun dareuge eh
Banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas naneun chwejina
Lipseutik jitge bareugo jjalbeun chimareur-ipgo
I'm goin banana bananas banana bananas
Banana bananas morie jwina
Oneureun teukbyor-hage ojewaneun dareuge eh
Banana bananas banana bananas