The Turtle and the Sea (2014)

Actors: Marek Budzynski (editor), Marek Budzynski (director), Vas Blackwood (actor), Piotr Litwinski (producer), Piotr Litwinski (miscellaneous crew), Can Somer (actor), Yan Lei Shi (actor), Cat Goscovitch (actress), Cat Goscovitch (writer), Miguel Alves-Khan (actor), Gemma Norton (miscellaneous crew), James Duffett (miscellaneous crew), Tariq Jordan (actor), Lori Baker (costume designer), Topher Cox (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama,

Poseidon Rex (2013)

Actors: Brian Krause (actor), Anthony Fankhauser (producer), Mark L. Lester (producer), Nora L. Ferris (miscellaneous crew), Mark L. Lester (director), Garrett Brawith (actor), Daniel Duncan (editor), Anne McDaniels (actress), Benjamin Easterday (actor), Rafael Jordan (writer), Jeff Goldman (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Goldman (producer), Jessica Mathis (actress), Jessica Mathis (costume designer), Steven Helmkamp (actor),

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,

Scissors (2011)

Actors: Rodrig Andrisan (actor), Brian O'Toole (editor), Kenny Parker (writer), Kenny Parker (producer), Kenny Parker (director), Dave MacRae (actor), Liam Creighton (miscellaneous crew), F. Auguste Rahmberg (producer), James McArdle (actor), Hero Mackenzie (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Dicker (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: It's a Scottish story about good name and public esteem. In present Glasgow, Azeem(Rodrig Andrisan), a middle age and very proud Turkish barber, protects a young man, Michael(James McArdle), when is attacked by the brutal Tam(Dave MacRae). This is the tough part of the story. Because the moments lived by Michael only with Azeem, are of a pure quality classical comedy...

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Uncle Matin's Sword Trick (2010)

Actors: Mark Christopher Lawrence (actor), Ignatius Fischer (editor), Erik Godal (composer), Joaquin Garay III (actor), Travis Kurtz (director), Travis Kurtz (writer), Matin Atrushi (writer), Matin Atrushi (actor), Matin Atrushi (producer), Matin Atrushi (writer), Joe Caldwell (actor), Lance Lee (actor), Greg Santos (actor), Stephen Trzesniewski (miscellaneous crew), Chip Nicholson (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,

Heal (2010)

Actors: Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew), Tuomas Kantelinen (composer), Navid Negahban (actor), Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew), Guy Flint (miscellaneous crew), Nancy Wei (costume designer), Yukako Shimada (editor), Marcus Metsala (producer), Mian Adnan Ahmad (director), Mian Adnan Ahmad (producer), Chase Ogden (miscellaneous crew), Mian Adnan Ahmad (writer), Walid Amini (actor), Edie A. Weeks (miscellaneous crew), L. Jean Erikson (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama, Short, War,

Thorns of a Rose (2008)

Actors: Khurum Khan (actor), Khurum Khan (producer), Khurum Khan (writer), Khurum Khan (director), Khurum Khan (editor), Shristi Rajbhandari (actress), Pooja Rishal (actress), Rameez Khan (actor), Ashutosh Shrestha (actor), Seema Modhvadia (actress), Bilal Anwar (actor), Abid Khan (composer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Postal (2007)

Actors: Chris Spencer (actor), Paulino Nunes (actor), Mike Dopud (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Michael Paré (actor), J.K. Simmons (actor), David Huddleston (actor), Erick Avari (actor), Michael Eklund (actor), Uwe Boll (actor), Mark Brandon (actor), Tony Alcantar (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Zack Ward (actor), Verne Troyer (actor),

Plot: The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well.

Keywords: 911-conspiracy-theory, 911-joke, absurdism, accidental-killing, actor-playing-himself, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, adolescent-humor, adulterous-wife, adultery, al-qaeda
Genres: Action, Comedy, Thriller,
Taglines: Some comedies go too far... others start there. Getting banned from a theater near you! Live-Action South Park!

Quotes:

Uncle Dave: When was the last time I saw you?::Dude: Bachelor party. The night before the wedding.::Uncle Dave: Oh, fuck yeah, that was fun! I wonder if that donkey survived.

Uncle Dave: All in all this has really not been a very pleasant day.

[from trailer]::Osama bin Laden: Uwe Boll may be an infidel, but he made a very funny film.

Uncle Dave: Today we're doing god work. So get in there and give those boys a god-job.

Osama bin Laden: Write me up an e-mail, tell me what pipe you're talkin' about and I'll blow it all the way to Mecca.::George W. Bush: I really appreciate it. I'll ask Laura to type that out. You know me and spelling and all... [laughs]::Osama bin Laden: Later... [hangs up; to Taliban] Jihad!

Dude: I will do whatever it takes to get the fuck out of Paradise! Anything! Anything!::Uncle Dave: Ok. Take me up the ass. [Akward silence] Just kidding!

Osama bin Laden: I'm telling you, Mohammed, I've seen that gas station before. We're lost.::Mohammed: We're not lost. All gas stations look alike in this country. What is wrong with you?::Osama bin Laden: Would you just stop to ask for directions?::Mohammed: Would you get off my back? I'm doing the best I can, okay?::Osama bin Laden: I should be driving.::Mohammed: Oh, so you can do everything around here, huh? Be the head of an organization and also be the driver? What is wrong with you?

Uwe Boll: There all that rumours out there, that my movies are financed with nazi-gold, and what should I say? It's true!

Richard: [on the walkietalkie] This is Anne Frank. Hitler 2, come in.

Official Licenced Krotchy Doll: Only my father and my priest are allowed to touch me there!

Fragile (2005)

Actors: Tim Desbois (miscellaneous crew), Jeffrey P. Nesker (miscellaneous crew), Stephan Fanfara (miscellaneous crew), Renee Percy (actress), Jason Greenberg (composer), Jay Prychidny (editor), Sitara Hewitt (actress), Lisa Young (actress), Munaf Husain (actor), Munaf Husain (producer), Munaf Husain (writer), Munaf Husain (director), Lussy Genkova (costume designer), Durriya Husain (producer), Troy Young (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: ...of love, memory and storytelling

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Actors: Kevin Costner (producer), Gary Barber (producer), Michael Wincott (actor), Sean Connery (actor), Marc Zuber (actor), Christian Slater (actor), Alan Rickman (actor), Brian Blessed (actor), Bryan Adams (actor), Kevin Costner (actor), Nick Brimble (actor), Mark Thomason (actor), Morgan Freeman (actor), James G. Robinson (producer), Pen Densham (producer),

Plot: After being captured by Turks during the Crusades, Robin of Locksley and a Moor, Azeem, escape back to England, where Azeem vows to remain until he repays Robin for saving his life. Meanwhile, Robin's father, a nobleman loyal to King Richard the Lionhearted, has been murdered by the brutal Sheriff of Nottingham, who helped install Richard's treacherous brother, Prince John, as king while Richard is overseas fighting the Crusades. When Robin returns home, he vows to avenge his father's death and restore Richard to the throne. Even though Maid Marian, his childhood friend, cannot help him, he escapes to the Forest of Sherwood where he joins a band of exiled villagers and becomes their leader. With their help he attempts to cleanse the land of the evil that the Sheriff has spread.

Keywords: 1100s, 1190s, 12th-century, action-hero, adventure-hero, against-the-odds, ambush, american-actor-playing-an-english-character, antler, archer
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Sometimes the only way to uphold justice...is to break the law. For the good of all men, and the love of one woman, he fought to uphold justice by breaking the law

Quotes:

Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? [Scribe nods] That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight.::Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.

[Robin has been knocked down once by John Little]::Robin Hood: Any suggestions?::Azeem: Get up. Move faster.::Robin Hood: Move faster. Great idea.

Robin Hood: And you. You travel ten thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered.::Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose to.::Robin Hood: Which does not include prayer time, meal time, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one.::Azeem: You whine like a mule. You are still alive.

[talking about how many men that are about to be ambushed]::Robin Hood: How many?::Azeem: 20.::Robin Hood: 20?::Bull: [further away] How many?::Robin Hood: 5.::Robin Hood: [to Azeem] He can't count anyway.

Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.::Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.::Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.

[robbing a lady in a carriage]::Robin Hood: Milady, a woman of your beauty has no need for such... decorations.

Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose.

[after causing Robin to fall in the river]::Will Scarlett: There was a rich man from Nottingham/ who tried to cross a river/ What a dope/ he tripped on a rope/ Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy, rich man.::Robin Hood: I beg of no man, as you can see I have nothing, not even my sword.::Little John: Any man who travels with two servants and says he has no money, is either a fool or a liar.::Will Scarlett: Yeah, he's a liar.

Azeem: A wise man once said: "There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions."