Carlos Irwin Estevez (born September 3, 1965), better known by his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen.
His character roles in films have included Chris Taylor in the 1986 Vietnam War drama Platoon, Jake Kesey in the 1986 film The Wraith, and Bud Fox in the 1987 film Wall Street. His career has also included more comedic films such as Major League, the Hot Shots! films, and Scary Movie 3 and Scary Movie 4. On television, Sheen is known for his roles on two sitcoms: as Charlie Crawford on Spin City and as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men. In 2010, Sheen was the highest paid actor on television, earning US$1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men.
Sheen's personal life has also made headlines, including reports about alcohol and drug abuse and marital problems as well as allegations of domestic violence. He was fired from his role on Two and a Half Men by CBS and Warner Bros. on March 7, 2011. Sheen subsequently announced a nationwide tour.
David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American television host and comedian. He hosts the late night television talk show, Late Show with David Letterman, broadcast on CBS. Letterman has been a fixture on late night television since the 1982 debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC. Letterman recently surpassed friend and mentor Johnny Carson for having the longest late-night hosting career in the United States of America.
Letterman is also a television and film producer. His company Worldwide Pants produces his show as well as its network follow-up The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Worldwide Pants has also produced several prime-time comedies, the most successful of which was Everybody Loves Raymond, currently in syndication.
In 1996, David Letterman was ranked #45 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Stars of All Time.
Letterman was born in Indianapolis, Indiana. His father, Harry Joseph Letterman (April 1915 – February 1973), was a florist of British descent; his mother Dorothy Letterman (née Hofert, now Dorothy Mengering), a Presbyterian church secretary of German descent, is an occasional figure on the show, usually at holidays and birthdays.
It all works out
It all works out
It all works out
It all works out
I'm waiting for a word beyond our history
And paper tigers dance about within the mystery
Clover of substance I can't put my finger on
And stepping over sidewalk cracks I'm catching the last one
The silent waiting room, the padded soundproof wall
Have become much more terrifying than the shadowed hall
So you can have your reasons for the bloody war
I know I don't want to hate you for what you're not sorry for
Kill the king
Strip the queen
Are you a friend
Dear Charlie Sheen
Roll over Johnny boy
Your song is on the tube
And with it died a dream of mine...
Releasing the balloon
It seems that lately nothing that I ever thought
Can stand up to the pressure of the crap that I have bought
So turn the page and be sure that you rip it out
'Cause it won't be there otherwise unless we figure out
That there are reasons yet behind this bloody war
And I don't want to hate you for what you're not sorry for
Kill the king Strip the queen
Are you my friend
[Intro - Chamillionaire]
Yeah, hold up, uh, Playlist Poison
I mean, is everybody winning, really?
Say what you feel and mean what you mean
[Chorus 1 - Rock D]
Aye, aye, coldest swag that y'all done seen, keep two bad chicks on my team
Usually known for riding dirty, but I'm always riding clean
Roll me in a pile of green, cut my check, then kiss my ring
All-all-all I do is win, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Man all these boys my little sons, I know I left y'all in poor care
They said I was on my high horse, but I guess that meant my Porsche chair
Checking into that top floor, how come we don't ever see y'all there?
Y'all ain't checking in nowhere, y'all stay logged on the poor square
Poor squares, I don't know where you got your pimp degree
I might be messing with her friend but I'll man up to it admittedly
You take these girls out to eat and they leave from you and visit me
Pimping is something that I learned but don't use much like calligraphy
I'm visibly, the man, I heard you talking about it, and winning is what you say it is
But you ain't really winning homie, you really just good at saying it
And you ain't swimming in women homie, these women be calling you desert dick
As soon as they pull that winning on me, I'ma give them this verse then tell them quit
I never trick, last time I checked, and check my checks, I was getting plenty
Most people that got opinions, just talk because they ain't getting any
If you ain't lived it, then just forget it, because it really ain't nothing that you could tell me
Your voice ain't even worth a penny and your convo ain't worth a meal at Denny's
[Chorus 2 - Rock D - w/ Chamillionaire in the background]
Aye, aye, coldest swag that y'all done seen, keep two bad chicks on my team
Usually known for riding dirty, but I'm always riding clean
Roll me in a pile of green, cut my check, then kiss my ring
All-all-all I do is win, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen, Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie Sheen
I ain't got no damn boss, man I'm on my Charlie Sheen
All-all-all I do is win, let me tell you what I mean
Cut the check, and kiss the ring, make some way for Charlie Sheen
[Verse 2 - Killer Mike]
Say I'm on that Carlos Estevez, I'm winning hoe
I'm swimming in women that love women, so I'm bi-winning hoe
Before you put your judgment on pimping and say he sinning
Try waking up on Egyptian linen with Egyptian women
I'm talking the hottest goddesses, wake me up with massages
Some say I'm a narcissist, other say I'm misogynist
I, say I'm a rockstar, let's take flight in my rocket ship
Young Casanova, passing over, you Simpson haters
And you never been about real bread, you ain't a baker
And you don't get rich to have one bitch, I ain't a Quaker
I remain unbought, unbossed, a young Jose-a
I'm Sheenin like my daddy before me, because I'm his son
I could make these execs pay what they weigh, I'm talking tons
Then I take that bank to Vegas and blow it, I'm having fun
So, why would I act like a peasant, when I'm a king?
They ask me what's this drug I'm doing? That Charlie Sheen
[Chorus 2 - w/ Chamillionaire in the background]
[Bridge - Chamillionaire]
Because I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man
You might not like who I am but you know I don't give a damn
(I don't give a damn)
Because I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man
Trying to put me in a jam, but you know you my biggest fan
(You my biggest fan)
I'm the man, yeah I said I'm the man
Know I'm about my business, so just trust me and stick to the plan
(Come on)
They don't even understand, how we be popping rubber bands
(Ha-ha, winning)
[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
They say that it ain't no "I" in team, I told them it ain't no "I" in Sheen
And I see way too many eyes, watching my nuts, stop trying to swing
Illest drug that y'all done seen, hoe I'm clean as Irish Springs
They tell me they want that "Tiger Blood"
Then I'm a bottle it up and supply the fiends
She say she a goddess, she going to be my side chick
Right after she slide it open, I'm poking like a Sidekick
Heard my former A&R; trying to give me words to rhyme with
I told him choke on these nuts and I don't know the Heimlich
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheen on 'em Charlie Charlie Sheen on 'em
I'm gettin dough I'm gettin' bread I'm stacking green on 'em
Yeah that's right boy, you know money talks
Could care less about the media, just let 'em talk
Bi-polar? Wow! What does that mean?
Porn stars, foreign cars, I'm on my Charlie Sheen
One spin, one gear, man I just go
I have 'em screamin' like Scary Movie 3 & 4
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
I'm ridin' round in foreign cars and all my girls is porn stars
I'm winning, I got an addiction for cash, my pocket's fat no card
And by the way I'm Charlie, you see I love to party
Got two brown divas in the Audi gettin' naughty
I'm a full grown tiger, in my veins I got that tiger blood
Swear you a lion but to me you is a tiger cub
Better call a fire truck, we burnin' up the room
Dying's for fools so we ridin' to the fullest, vroooom!
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
What you don't know my name? Girl what you mean?
I'm a party animal, they call me Charlie Sheen
I'm always winnin' hittin' bad women
Shoutout to CBS I'm 'bout to make a killin'
I just do it man, like nothing to it man
And if you can't keep up then keep it moving man
Got Hollywood money, paper real tall
Got kicked out the game but I still ball
We wild out when we hit the club... yeah we winnin'
You know I'm bout to catch a Dub... yeah we winnin'
My heart pumps Tiger Blood... yeah we winnin'
Porn star party buzz... yeah we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Charlie Sheeeen... we winnin' we winnin'
Too bad b*tches, charlie sheen, front cover, magazines
Pull it out... limousines
Two things: charlie sheen, charlie sheen,
Charlie sheen,
Two goddesses: charlie sheen, charlie sheen,
Charlie sheen,
Two bad b*tches: charlie sheen
First... money game...
... million after million,
Oh my god, I'm getting' in
That was bad damn when I was a little kid,
I'm twenty one now I'm like 21 mill
F*ck it talk about, with f*ck talk it too
Drop town... money at the roof
You got me f*cked off, I think I try to change
F*ck that b*tch I think I f*ck a king
All the world stunning with my baby girl
I bought her pearls, she... on the whole world
Is little dray... let soldiers to find a sodlg
I've told you I found the black... is over
Any nigga hate I'ma burn like...
Yeah you're ready you can...
Then know me by my first name and my late name
Mister make it f*ck around
I ain't made every... jump off in the game
Soldier boy...
I'm... f*ck you nigga... you know where it...
I'm charlie sheen too... you know what the deal.
Chorus:
Too bad b*tches, charlie sheen, front cover, magazines
Goddesses: charlie sheen,
Bad charlie sheen, charlie sheen, charlie sheen,
Bad charlie sheen, two goddesses charlie sheen,
Bad charlie sheen, get your acted cover
Or get you check off, wake up to get your money off
And smoke the rest of the money in the shit funny
Let's get the crack and I can tell you about some real shit
I'm talking... I got money, I got shit to do,
So f*ck the bullshit you ain't talking... the honey
You f*ck the bullshit back to the... f*ck the whole game
... up when I... money and may it rain though so you boy...
Charlie sheen I ain't pull it on the mouth
I am the f*ck... key, niggas they... for the music they've some things
Yeah the dope is in the music you know what I mean
The dray I came harder I had to do it for the city
You niggas ain't pulling all that... put on... the city
I pull up in a black... I pull up in a maserati
I had to do my thing 'cause I... game...
Charlie sheen everybody know when I hit the...
B*tches touch the flow, money in the... mona lisa I'm a...
I'm in the house so the killa killa...