The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family (also known as the nightshades). The word may refer to the plant itself as well as the edible tuber. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Potatoes were introduced outside the Andes region four centuries ago, and have become an integral part of much of the world's cuisine. It is the world's fourth-largest food crop, following rice, wheat and maize. Long-term storage of potatoes requires specialised care in cold warehouses.
Wild potato species occur throughout the Americas, from the United States to Uruguay. The potato was originally believed to have been domesticated independently in multiple locations, but later genetic testing of the wide variety of cultivars and wild species proved a single origin for potatoes in the area of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia (from a species in the Solanum brevicaule complex), where they were domesticated 7,000–10,000 years ago. Following centuries of selective breeding, there are now over a thousand different types of potatoes. Of these subspecies, a variety that at one point grew in the Chiloé Archipelago (the potato's south-central Chilean sub-center of origin) left its germplasm on over 99% of the cultivated potatoes worldwide.
I'm not a carrot anymore.
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Dez is a vinyl-collecting, Vespa-riding mod who runs a local record shop. With bills climbing high, and not being able to pay the rent, Stan, his Potato-chip-collecting best friend offers him the perfect solution. He stumbles across a deal of a lifetime that will make both of them rich over night; he wants to buy a stack of vintage movie posters from someone who doesn't know the value of them, with the intention of reselling the posters, and making a fortune. They reluctantly borrow money from Stan's brother-in-law, Jep, who already owes money to two malicious loan sharks. This "too good to pass up" money making opportunity spells trouble for everyone involved when it gets swiped from under them. These two friends discover who they really are and what they are capable of doing when things go awry.
Keywords: female-frontal-nudity, friendship, independent-film, nudity, revenge
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Yukito Kunisaki is on a journey, seeking a girl with wings who flies in the sky, as mentioned in a childhood tale. During this journey, he settles down in a small town, trying to make some money. There, he meets a strange girl named Misuzu. Misuzu quickly makes Yukito her friend and invites him to stay with her. Yukito decides to stay in the small town, and continue searching for the winged girl his mother had searched for in her life.
Keywords: adoptive-mother, anime, based-on-game, curse, japan, magic, sad-ending, summer, wings
Yukito Kunisaki: If you know where you've come from, and you know where you're headed, then you are not on a true journey. When you're on a true journey, you've long forgotten why you left in the first place, and you've no idea where you're supposed to go. At least that's what I believe, now that I've been on the road so long.
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Yukito Kunisaki is on a journey, seeking a girl with wings who flies in the sky, as mentioned in a childhood tale. During this journey, he settles down in a small town, trying to make some money. There, he meets a strange girl named Misuzu. Misuzu quickly makes Yukito her friend and invites him to stay with her. Yukito decides to stay in the small town, and continue searching for the winged girl his mother had searched for in her life.
Keywords: adoptive-mother, anime, based-on-game, curse, japan, magic, sad-ending, summer, wings
Yukito Kunisaki: If you know where you've come from, and you know where you're headed, then you are not on a true journey. When you're on a true journey, you've long forgotten why you left in the first place, and you've no idea where you're supposed to go. At least that's what I believe, now that I've been on the road so long.
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A young girl is framed for a crime she didn't commit and sent to the state penitentiary, which is run by a crooked warden and a corrupt staff. A reporter manages to get herself sent to the prison so she can expose the brutal conditions and prove the girl's innocence.
Keywords: female-impersonator, female-nudity, jail-break, lesbian, lesbian-sex, nudity, prison, shower, spoof, w.i.p
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A quiet school truant officer, Joe, uncovers a young boy's attempt to fake a residential address, and subsequently gets involved romantically with the boy's mother. The truant officer waffles between a sadistic relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and the mother. When one of the officer's inventions takes off, he chooses the girl and shatters the friendship with the boy and his mother. Only at the last possible moment does he figure out what he's sacrificed, and attempts to get it back.
Keywords: love
Carrie: How would you feel if I wanted to know every little thing about you?::Joe: I'd feel loved.
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Sir Francis Drake goes on an expedition to the New World and steals gold from the Spaniards. After making a daring getaway, he returns to England where he protects Queen Elizabeth I from a network of spies who are plotting to overthrow her.
Keywords: queen, queen-elizabeth-i, ship
Hell and Heroism On The High Seas!
They're red, they're white, they're brown
They get that way underground
There can't be much to do
So now they have blue ones too.
We don't care what they look like, we'll eat them
Any way they can fit on our plate
Any way we can conjure to heat them
We're delighted to think they're just great.
PotaTo potaTo potaTo
potato Potato Potato Potato
poTato poTato poTato
potaTo potaTo potaTo
Sometimes you ditch the skin
To eat what it's holding in
Sometimes you'd rather, please,
Have just the outside with chease.
They have eyes but they do not have faces
I don't know if their feeling get hurt
By just hanging around in dark places
Where they only can stare at the dirt.
PotaTo potaTo potaTo
potato Potato Potato Potato
poTato poTato poTato
potaTo potaTo potaTo
I guess the use is scant
For other parts of the plant
But that which grows in view
Is eating potato too.
I imagine them under their acres
Out in Idaho or up in Maine
They'll be wondering if they'll be bakers
Or new, deep-fried, boiled or plain.
PotaTo potaTo potaTo
potato Potato Potato Potato
poTato poTato poTato
potaTo potaTo
potaTo potaTo
Can you find a home
In these cold eyes
I can't see the walls
Through all the flies
I don't have time
To feel the pain
Why should I feel?
I can't complain
Why should I care
What you get paid
Jesus Christ failed 6th Grade
Heeeeey
Timebombs tick in my skull
I can hear them all
Just beating away
Exploding in my brain
Dogs don't bark a lot
Soak in what you've got
So much to be taught
Your heads in a knot
Jesus Christ failed 6th Grade
Heeey
(Potatos in the dark
Pickles in the light
Cabbage on wheels
Drive around)
Don't eat straight from the pack
Escape with the drive
Speak for yourself
May take your pride
Jesus Christ failed 6th Grade
Heeey