John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II (born June 9, 1963) is an American actor, producer and musician. He has won the Golden Globe Award and Screen Actors Guild award for Best Actor. Depp rose to prominence on the 1980s television series 21 Jump Street, becoming a teen idol. Dissatisfied with that status, Depp turned to film for more challenging roles; he played the title character of Edward Scissorhands (1990) and later found box office success in films such as Sleepy Hollow (1999), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Rango (2011) and the Pirates of the Caribbean film series (2003–present). He has collaborated with director and friend Tim Burton in eight films, most recently with Dark Shadows (2012).
Depp has gained acclaim for his portrayals of people such as Ed Wood, in Ed Wood, Joseph D. Pistone in Donnie Brasco, Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, George Jung in Blow, and the bank robber John Dillinger in Michael Mann's Public Enemies. Films featuring Depp have grossed over $3.1 billion at the United States box office and over $7.6 billion worldwide. He has been nominated for top awards many times, winning the Best Actor Awards from the Golden Globes for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and from the Screen Actors Guild for Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. He also has garnered a sex symbol status in American cinema, being twice named as the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine in 2003 and 2009. He has been listed in the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records as the highest paid actor, with $75 million.
He's closer than she thinks.
Watch out for the Hollywood Gamble...sometimes more than the odds are against you.
Genius Actor, Controversial Man, A Parent With Turmoil
Plot
Masquerade is a comedic mockumentary about two former child actors and their desperation to recapture the fame they once had. It's the story of a disgraced child actor called Charlie Best who has been fired and replaced on his own reality show by another child actor called Eric Moody. Eric suffers from career threatening phobias which he's forced to overcome.
Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?
Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!
Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?
Howard: That pig smells like old people.
Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.
Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!
Plot
Captain Amazingly Incredible is alerted to a sudden growth in the Earth's vampire population by his good, albeit chubby friend, Jack Spartan of the NYPD. After a brief and pointless meeting at Jack's office, the Captain, Jack and damsel in distress Tallulah Diamond head off to the Evil Planet to put an end to the Evil Doctor's vile plans for world domination via vamp-o-ray. Unfortunately for the brave trio, the Evil Doctor always seems to be one step ahead and they are met with a gang consisting of the doctor's only son, Brogor and two vicious and very bald henchmen. The evil trio kidnap Tallulah and blast the heroes with a slow-moving ray gun, leaving them for dead... but our heroes have more than a few tricks hidden up their sleeves... as well as the odd ray-gun-blast-stopping bible.
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You are a rich man
You are a rich rock singer
You are a busy man with the Midas touch
I like you a lot in the mix
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You are a working class dog
You are a busy man
You own the Viper Room in Hollywood, California
You can really call the shots
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You are my friend to the end
You are on my side
You are a great man on the run
I like you fairly well in the mix
Johnny Depp
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Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago