Jesus Christ

Just a few more days until we officially live in the future.

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Love.

My Dad once built a clock, and then the universe happened.

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And then the world was over just as they argued about what hash tags mattered.

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I love you, btw, and I've been obsessed with you, like, this whole time.

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The world is built by procrastinators. We are the ones, after all, building a better tomorrow.

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Finally Americans take my advice on Love.

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Spoiler alert. There's no nudity or death.

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Wait, can I be CEO?

Keys. Wallet. Phone.... and.... (Insert last item)

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Call ur Mom

I'm running for God. Everyday The World needs a champion, and I want to be that champion. –J

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Sup

Fools

Communicate

What is your cat worth? Fav for 1 billion dollars RT if priceless Reply if you want me to take it

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There is no such thing as absolute power.

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I've confirmed that Spock says the dress is Gold. Vulcans never bluff.

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Yes, I feel like a plastic bag

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They say abstinence is 100% effective for birth control. Tell that to my mom

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