Blacktown

BLACKTOWN by Fitzy & Wippa (Macklemore Downtown Parody)

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• published: 01 Oct 2015
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Politicians say that Blacktowns lost their patience Have a referendum and the locals can name it And we’re like “Honestly we don't need a name adoption" And they say, "how's this for a brighter option?" Ooh, Western Sydney But what about the rest of Western Sydney? It's a fresher name and people will come Go back to Canberra and stick your name up ya bum We want it Blacktown, Hanging at the trainy Sunnyholt Road in your sh*tbox doin Mainies Westpoint, just meeting their daily And the AMF Bowling boys striking with the ladies Dope, Blacktown is ill, theres so much history, you need to chill Weve got Big Chief Burgers, beers at the Workers And the number 1 TAFE, learn a bit further Old chaps, expats, theres a heap of neck tats More varieties than a party mix lolly pack Sky line Drive In just to catch a movie Got 4 mates in the boot, you beauty Government nerds sharpening their pencils We’re at Blacktown Leisure Centre playing mixed netball Got my BMX down the old quarry Lets focus on bunny hops and not the name worry We’re Blacktown, you want a mouthful Justify your job mate by renaming the council We got Frank Lowy, the entrepanuer Theres even a church with a ghost tour (AAAHHH) We don't need a name change, its not that bad We live in Blacktown dude, its not Kazakhstan We’ve got the best fashion, we’ve got the best hair We’ve Never heard of losers like Jean Paul Gautier This place is sweet, the only thing that's wrong Is at the Mean Fiddler when the lights come on Blacktown, Blacktown Blacktown, Blacktown You always see a familiar face And we’re proud of every single race Have you ever felt the warm embrace Of the Blacktown Mayor between your legs? (Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey) (Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey) Blacktown We’ve got Wet n Wild, boy Blokes who’re off their dial, boy Jump on the M4 towards Blacktown Joel Edgerton’s from here girls But he hasn't been back for years girls Ain't seen nothing yet until you're in Blacktown