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Top Asher Roth, Asher Roth

[Hook: eddie murphy sample]
My girl wants to
Party all the time, party all the time, party all the time (x2)
[Verse 1: asher roth]
My girl, she drinks and smokes
Then she goes to fashion shows
Forth and back, back and forth
Takes the (uh) just like a pro
Try to keep on up with her but really why bother
Girl's a super hottie plus she parties way harder
Still looking great with no make-up on
Keep going strong 'til the break of dawn
Eighth to the face, take it straight no chase
When she stray from the pace ain't a damn thing wrong
Mother, sister, brother they insist on drinking water
But she's sipping on some liquor, janice dickinson had taught her well
Hammered, you can hardly tell
Stammered, but she hides it well
Hands up in the air and yells "party all the time"
She dance around me in her thong
Sing along, favorite song
Rip a shot, hit the bong
Going all night long
[Hook x4]
[Verse 2: asher roth]
Sorry little barbie who can hardly take a sip
Yeah, my chick be drinking whiskey just to chase it with a kiss
Then she'll charge it to her card, whole bar, plus tip
Yeah for her and all her friends cause she never pays for shit
Kind of chick that you see on the t.v. (yeah)
Real high heels and her cleavage (yeah)
Rolling up some homegrown asking "can we smoke some weed in here?"
Isn't like she needed it but got diamonds and pearls
And definitely ain't a lesbian but kisses other girls
Drives a car that isn't hers, keeps the keys up in her purse
Lipstick, red or pink, tell me which do you prefer?
Mini-skirts exotic furs wanna make the kitten purr
Try to go and buy a drink but split before you finish yours cause she
[Hook]
[Verse 3: meek mill]
Parties all the time, shorty she a dime
Ass like nicki, barbie in her prime
Stripping on that pole, shorty on her grind
I meet her in the bathroom, dog her from behind
It's the red cup sipping, ciroc boy mixing
Bottles of that peach got that pussy all dripping
Line goes down the street, room full of bad bitches
Everybody super wasteful and them hoes is mad twisted
Asher roth passed her off I had to ball, that ass was soft
I dribbled all on it like basketball
She nibbled all on it, I smashed I'm gone
It last through the morning and on through the night
11am I was off to a flight
Land in your city it's all of the lights
I got them hoes rolling like all of the dice
[Hook x4]

Top Asher Roth, Asleep In the Bread Aisle

Intro:
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
rock these shows, only good life i know
verse 1:
I was in seventh grade when I heard the Slim Shady LP,
yeah my mom brought it down when I was ironing, irony,
getting out the wrinkles, just a little kid in middle school,
sink my teeth in anything to think im cool, riding the bus,
i feel the rush from "i still don't give a fuck"
yeah i wish i could agree but Ive already had enough,
Ive already given up from playing the same game,
every interview, feel like im saying the same thing, like,
"Em was great, yeah he paved the way for me,
he was inspiration for everybody from A to Z"
but they keep relating me, i cant get away, chasing me,
(all day long), i hear it, (all day long),
and now the masters think that Asher wants to be a Marshall Mathers
they say "ashers not a rapper, na his ass is just an actor"
cause we have the same complexion and similar voice inflection,
its easy to see the pieces and the reach for that connection,
each second of every minute, each hour of everyday,
im constantly on defense defending my own name,
explaining were not the same,
not much that i can say, except im sick of it,
critics out only sparked up a flame, its on
chorus: X2
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
rock these shows, only good life i know... (AY!) (AY!)
verse 2:
now don't get it twisted, ive definitely benefited,
its like suddenly everyone wants to hear what ive been spittin,
its so different, the image they don't get it,
its simple im just a kid who wants to rap to make a livin,
but Em was in it way before i committed,
and his lyrics were the shit so i really gotta come with it,
but each critics be pickin apart my writins,
if it isn't up to par then Asher's Paul is just a gimmick,
is it my fault must i be more convincing?,
y'all talk all you want, never halt me from my mission,
use it as ammunition, would you please keep dissin me?
(all day long), i hear it, (all day long),
and yea the haters wanna hate because i made it and im famous,
but until you take my place, you'll never know bout what it takes to make a record for respect, take a second to inspect,
when you look like someone else then what the fuck do you expect,
i just want to be accepted as the illest in the game,
but its harder for an artist creating his own lane,
that's anonymous with rhyming and combine with perfect timing,
on the time that's now declining and about to explode, so hold on
chorus X2
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
rock these shows, only good life i know... (AY!) (AY!)
bridge
so fuck it that's all i got, there's nothing else for me to say,
if i don't confront the problem it will never go away,
unless it is addressed there's nothing left for me to do,
its impossible rejecting an elephant in the room,
say goodbye to all the bullshit, notions preconceived
so-long to all the blogs who coulda swore they knew me,
if you have no further questions and cant think of other thoughts,
then id like to introduce you to Asher Paul roth.
chorus X2
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
rock these shows, only good life i know (AY!) (AY!)

Top Asher Roth, Monday Free

Hey old boss to the wall, man
You softies cant stop me
Ever since I learned golf and some origami, originally
I was not always this so savvy
I learned the tricks to all the systems trekking Abu Dhabi
Not too shabby, top them off when I got speed
Debacle when I boggle Doctor Roth was in the lobby
Tikky talky, tacky falls across the middle
My center field their skill is real
I dive and still youre single
My single never came out cause I was way to baked out
Fuck it, man, Im straight now
Hit me on that PayPal
Give me what you make, dont make me have to take the stake out
Youre making a mistake, for goodness sake
Just take the lake house, fake out
65 000 pounds of gun powder, power
Dumb down, the doofus always talks louder
Dont you know we stupid?
We dont hearing what you talk bout
Acting like the new kid who just moved in from across town
Hawked out, who goes, emperor got new clothes
Got em in Croatia while Im hanging out with
Two Cokes, one Sprite, two hoes, one dyke
I think you said that you could flow
But dude, theres only one mic
So run like the wind, a fun life with sins
My bum likes the sun light
But some mice is men, so come rider
Dont come, no time for that hoe hum
Thumb suck but, but, paddy face
Know what? We gonna keep it moving
We dont listen to numbnuts
Showing some improvement but your jewels is always untucked
Some puts, no guts, relying on their dumb luck
Why you only standing there?
Get down to come up, what?

Top Asher Roth, Lions Roar

pretty girl you know that
you so hot hot hot hot.how about i take you to my spot spot spot spot. we both are animals. you can hear my lion roar head high eyes closed.begin to describe all the things to do in a in a big big bed in an empty room. you and me then me on you. with a warm wash cloth and a few ice cubes. you can get so wet.know i'm at my best when i make you sweat. when i get sex i get no rest. smack that butt i'm a bounce them breast. yea, tell me what you like. when i scratch and bite. when i scratch your thigh. make you last all night. sliding on your side and curves. satisfy my primal urge. riding on you back and forth that's how you make my lion roar. head high up low hear my lion roar- lion roar.head high up low hear my lion roar- lion roar. on the mic i'm a beast i'm a big bad beast i can seek that heat i dont need no reason.jesus them big teeth you be feeding. better leave now i'm about to be eating.

Top Asher Roth, Eggs Florentine

Oh, I get it, I get it
You used to hanging out on the beach like
Like laying around in the sun, drinking Daiquiris and shit
I see you Asher, I don't really blame you though you know
Bad bitches in bikini
It's a great lifestyle
Just make sure they have a good head on their shoulders
Before you start letting them stay at the beach house man

Top Asher Roth, Sour Patch Kids

Verse 1
Use the eyes of the owl (it's a foul batch)
The sour patch kids got me out of wack
And out of gas
The hour glass spills as I'm left on the vast sea without a vest
Lost my train of thought
My brain can not be bought
Trained to train em to operate with authority
to che you may
To the leaders I am scary
Pose a threat to those who get to close for comfort
And wont conform
Come forward
Sworn on my unborn son if there is one more war I will come for
thee
Poor get poor, the rich just get richer
Get the gist
You see the big picture?
China's ditched from a shake on the Richter
Mother earth shrugs and we all get evicted
This some sick shit
Slightly twisted
Information from our nations capital
Capital is all the captain calls for
They just want more (and more)
And more (and more)
And more (and more)
And more (and more)
And more (and more)
Chorus
Take me away
Take me away from here
Take me away
I don't hear you
Verse 2
My people crying, and be dying,while they be dining in the islands,
drinking wine with their wives like everything is fine
Denying that they fightin for the their lives, every night to survive
since the beginning of time
Aye-yai-yai
Can't believe the evil that feeds off this so called American dream
Lies and deceit make all the Americans seem like blood-sucking
money hungry fiends
But money doesn't mean
A damn thing to me
I just want to be
I want to be free
But unfortunately a fortune is what you need
Cause the fortune 500s run the country
It's one company
If your not a company
Would you mind grabbing me a cup of tea?
If we go hungry, in our own country
I wonder what's it's like living in Hungary
Yeah, it isn't funny, but it's coming
It's about to get ugly
Streets turn to a game of rugby
Chorus
Verse 3
We're buying bubbly and making rain 100s
Is it just me or is that some dumbshit
Yo what the fuck
Ho hum
Little dumbshit
Lets go
(I know you can think of something)
Donate your dollars
Raise a dollar
Help a mother
Save a father
Cause poverty is probably our biggest problem
And it ain't gonna stop with Obama
To save the world we must start at the bottom

Top Asher Roth, Treat Me Like Fire (freestyle)

Blind side of Michael W.
Michael ... like a single bullet, pull it
When I'm wear wolf 'till the foolinst
Stuck the mon to the, still the same of a beutiful ... on that hole road,
Be higher then Arizonna, ... , star to lose control
Try to get inside that my body and soul,
When my body's on yours, behind God only knows
Five bottles of wine, so close to the doors
Lets'go, miss sophisticated....
And delicious jungle kisses, insist you need some more
When she's sleeping..., you wish to have some cold, cold water to ...
Hot damn let's dance like a ...
And advance to the land..., only .. know how it goes
Hey boy I like this step
Come over here, let's talk about
Yeah you I'm here to ask
What we will do that you will...
What would you like to do
I'll introduce you too, my eyes, my lips, my hair
Every good walked up from there
I'm feeling you, and I know that you want me too
In the air you'll do for me
That's all you got to see
Hey, that's just how it ends about I got this
I'mma do you this
If you want me you should just
Treat me like, treat me like, ooh fire, fire, fire, into the pai, into the pai, into the pain

Top Asher Roth, Blurred Lines (freestyle)

(Chorus)
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You far from plastic
Talkin bout getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
(Verse)
Come on girl, why you do me this way?
I'll be good, and I can promise you I'll behave
And don't be rude, I like the way you grooving and sway
When you grooving and you movin the booty shake
And truly it's great
Tell me baby, where do you stay?
Oh you wanna get a room? You know I really relate
I said we get it unless it's cool, we gon call it a day
Or we can go up to my room and play how good do you taste
You like that hopin I bite back
While you play games I be skippin the side class
When you change lanes and you wishin it might crash
You runnin red lights like you know that ain't right Ash
Fo show I be keepin it lowkey
But you me giggling and sendin them OG's
Go and give a little, can you give me some more please?
Them hoes always trippin, all the homies is like preach!
I picture you in a slow breeze
Hair flowin, skirt going over them berk knees
Then you show us a dime and I'm like oh jeez
You so sweet, lookin like you starred in the O.C.
I think I'm startin to OD
Lines that I'm seein woulda started to grow week
The boundaries are given me a startin to fold
This is the friend zone, no no somebody can pull me up
(Bridge)
Baby, can you breathe?
I got this from Jamaica
It always works for me
Dakota to Decatur
No more pretending (hey hey hey)
'Cause now you winnin (hey hey hey)
Yes I be getting it (hey hey hey)
(Chorus)
I always wanted a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You far from plastic
Talkin bout getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me

Top Asher Roth, Numbers (freestyle)

[Verse 1]
Yo, y'all fuckers bore me
Don't wanna talk about mechanical royalties
I wanna talk about orgies and forgery
World wars and some things more important
Than some record stores pretending there's only four dwarfs
I'm a Wordsworth – four score some odd years ago
I appeared like a miracle, maybe you didn't hear me, though...
Hit you with some shit you've never heard before
Ash Roth's raps on herbivore
Lord of sore sportsmanship
Throw shit when I don't win
When things get grim, I'm Jim
Hardball, times are hard, bra
Tired of playing with the hard ball
Barter with the strong arm
Tall broads, large bra, hard-on
Flaw, I ball like James Harden
Little off, chance he was gay
Fancy when straight
Only pause for long when I stand up buffets
Blinder than Dolly Parton that's in a Pamela phase
Stamina sweet, handsome eyed, bandage his fate
Haters gon' hate, but all they say is “damn it, he's great”
Famished, I need a sandwich to taste
I like my ham with cheese and mayonnaise
Mind your manners on dates
(Stand procedure, sheriff) Yeah, my plan is to wait
Sip a brandy while you stand-ins come and stand in my place
Chairman embrace, let's keep it going merrily
Listening, I'm terribly
Little george chopping down the cherry tree (true)
There's a moment in youth when growing ensues
Not only are you growing, but you show and improve
Low and behoove, I'm sewing, let my flowing be proof
Yeah Merloting ain't the only thing that slowly improves (true)

Top Asher Roth, The World Is Not Enough

The world
Thought I could save the world with the rhythm to rhyme
But then I came to find they had a prison in mind
With violence on the rise got us livin’ in crime
They wanna lock us up, take your position in life
Well, by God, if this isn’t a sign
Then we have no idea what we’ve been visited by
Yea, you bet it’s real, we all be shouldn’t lyin’
But they say it has show, man this isn’t the time
But when is it?
Our people been evicted from homes they grew up in but
nobody cares to listen
Man it’s pretty sick, they tryna vill of our religions
and pit us against each other when nobody’s really
livin’
Capitalism, this is a growing issue
You with us or against us? Pick which one is you
Won’t be until this fuckin’ revolution lives
That they already out for, ready to come and get you
This world
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough
Am I the last one left? Peace, love and happiness
Or just another stupid rappin’ mouth that’s got a
stupid ass to kiss?
So I could get a buck with blood suckers live it up
Just give me something man
Why is it have to come to pistol, cuffs?
These drugs bad man and they snorting up bad salts
Head raw and crack raw. What’s in the bag dog?
Steal it from my dad just to get it some cash
We face a tall task dad, y’all enough with the fast
talk
Give it to me straight, there’s so much I could take
Why they multiply the crimes and the violence by hate?
On the radio they play only things they pay
Man, it’s a shame cuz the music was our only escape so
Now we all alone and everybody’s a clone
Cuz everybody’s always on the cellular phone
So now we getting slow and becoming a drone
We’re missing out on really living, I just want you to
know
This world
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough
This world is never enough, man, the world ain’t never
enough

Top Asher Roth, Charlie Chaplin

[Asher Roth:]
I lay around on a rainy day
Ashing in the sheets
Hold them down and just fade away
Happy little feet
I want to try to drown whatever's happening to me
I walk with out a sound, Charlie Chaplin on the beat
Probably never figure out what is up or what is down
What is now, or what it's all about
So I chill and look around
It's in the air, it's in the sound, it's in the year
No doubt, show us what's got bounce
Curl up next to the girl right beside me
Slide up all inside it
Ride it, reall really ride it
Let it fly higher than a motherfucker
Never coming down
We just set it up direct, get our message from the clouds
The rain's getting stronger as I hit it harder
Ms. Marijuana, she's a superstar
Do a job, do it all
Doing what she want, upper echelon
It's the fond of this Family Matter from Dupont
Come on baby, let it flaunt
Tell them what it is
How it never gets better than this, just have kids
Oh but wait a minute, turn it down, burn it down, learning now
How you found out who the word of mouth
Talker of the town talking up a storm
This the calm before it
Call Dorothy, tell her bring the courage
Ain't a thing that could deter it
It's the Earth, it's the universe
Working in perfect cursive through one person, let it burn
[Phil Ade:]
Word, and after Asher ash get passed to me
Whoever can last the smoke deserves a toast
Raise your glass to me
Last a cut of your currency and let the current be
Car in need of speed has got me in a flow, like the current beat
I feel it, I'm fried, my mind is on the skillet
Shawty, if you feeling naughty don't conceal it
I'm feeling it too
What you willing to do
You spilling the truth by moving on it
I like them girls that rock Jordans but could Louboutin it
Moving smooth like lube is on it, how the night goes
Prefer a real woman, but tonight I like hoes
You feeling frisky, you got a man, you feeling risky
You feel the whiskey, please don't try to kill the will to kiss me
Miss, I got a fear of miles and a fear of vows
I'm not trying to share a house but we can share a couch
As of now we just here to have a good time
And if we're meant to go further then we should grind
But don't press it, don't stress it, just let it go
I said it before, follow the flow from the man of cold
You sipping Petron, try not to throw up in my place, cause
Girl you got that bomb, hope it don't blow up in my face
[GLC:]
Welcome to this time and
All my green like Kermit
Mobster, pimping gang monster, Herman
I believe in multiple wives, like a Mormon
Especially when she got them thighs, I want to go in
Macking cold, black and gold Trojans
Attractive hoes, try to hold a moment
My pimping game gotta roam, no lids
Manifest where the bed bitch, from the low end
Dime from the hundreds, manifest with no hands
Mackin DNA, my pimples sway, they go in
Y'all blow money, I prefer to blow strands
Elevated gism, macking game promotion
Shit, yup the ism in this bitch
Only spending money made from tipping in this bitch
She attracted to the gizzle, forgive me for your bitch
But she chose the manifest, it benefit the skim
[Thurz:]
Low Coronas, searching for that meaning of life
And a shot of Jameson, poison I was playing in
Pride I was laying in, broke rubber what I came in in
With the lateness, we conceive greatness
And when it's war, please be cautious of them smiling faces
I'm moving wise and smoking Bible scriptures in my Bathing rocks
And as we walk Luke, I guess it's all Revelations
That's relics here, soothes your relatives, rhythm salacious
Ripping, when it's nude beaches to that naked eye
Plain to see that naked truth, naked gun if you criticize
Tune toes down, my mind still in orbit
Only fear is hell, I'm straight out the dark what God's thinking now
So I guess I've seen the light, trying to follow my fate
Some people don't see it 'til the medic trying to make they pupils dialate
A submarine deeper than the rap
And I don't hear the bullshit, homie, this song Charlie Chaplin

Top Asher Roth, Apples & Bananas

[Hook]
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas
I like to oh, oh, oh, opples and bononos
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas
I like to oh, oh, oh, opples and bononos
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
Holy smokes artichoke, art of Mozart
Sharp a note, poptart, part Hall and Oates (Hall and Oates)
Particle, à la carte, Del Amo, De La Soul, de la woah
Yo that Roth kid can go (he can go)
De la flow, daylight come, she go home
We got stoned, she got thro-no... so I got dome (I got dome)
HAHA-YO, this is corner liquor store
Flick my lickin' ... bitch and moan
Switching pictures bitches low (bitches low)
Sit your slow ass down, a-bow bow
I rhyme, browse with pants down all around town (around town)
So So-Cal there's no doubt I know now
Grow your own style, yo, right about now
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
Pop a chakra, pop, lock, and drop it
Block block, get off I'm rocking jock was awesome
Talk to John Carson, clock stops the ball, son
Pause... Who died and left Charles in charge?
Let me borrow your car, bring it back tomorrow and start
In the garden of art, startled dog caught me off guard
...darn it Marchusio, dookie chain, Gucci flow
Booty blows fish, but I really love sushi though (no she don't)
Never on the first date anyway
Used to bang groupie hoes, Now I'm in a better place (better rate)
Better late than never better set 'er straight
Meditate to center any vetter needs a vetter mate (better man)
Better stay, settle for the lesser pay
Like the sweater weather but I still believe in yesterday (what's today?)
What's-his-face must've missed the bus but hey
Fuck it what's the rush? We gon' walk it up the other way
[Hook]

Top Asher Roth, See The World (ft. Chuck Inglish)

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
Pack a punch like Spike Palm, I'm Tai Kwon
Tight... on white moms, in bad hoods
Backwards, it's bad-good, bad's good
Dad should get that mad, it's that good
Mass appeal for the ass who feel
Asking where the cash is at, have you in the pasture killed
Laughing like it's... pass him on the practice field
Tell em what they wanna hear, give em what they have to feel
This is where the grass is real, greener if you mean it
Conceited is deceiving, the passion is what I'm seeing
Believe it if you wanna, but really it's if you need it
I thought it said he taught him, no talking, better just be it
[Hook]
See the world...
[Verse 2: Chuck Inglish]
Forever in the moment, I bend a couple corners
We get it when you're focus, this is magic Hocus Pocus
And you know us, the rawest, alivest living artist
Riding with my partner, live to write a couple stories
The owner of the Bulls just copped a red Ferrari
Left another party, tears dropping on the car seat
Pardon me, this ain't no R&B;
It's like concrete, air hits, and...
Eye's water, can't hardly see
Story gets better, start to read
This how it ought to be
Walk with me and then spark the tree
[Hook]

Top Asher Roth, His Dream

He leans back from his desk
Rubs the back of his neck
The stress takes effect
Grips the bridge of his nose
Squints while he's showing emotion he normally won't
At 56, he re-evaluates, possibly regretting some decisions that he's made
Black is turning Grey, patches of his age
Reflecting from the glasses a pass of every page
Passionately day reads, reading on occasion
Dreaming of the day when he could do the same thing
He's always wanted to write, that's all he's wanted in life
With two daughters, a son, and a remarkable wife
He's in a bind, he's has to provide
A family is relying on a Milli to survive
His father died at 56, so he's well aware how vital a father figure is
How big of a responsibility it is
To be a good husband and care for your kids
Never miss an event, helping them with homework
Discipline to prevent things when they're older
His only son is only 21 and focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn't dumb, he understands what this means
His dream is my dream, my dream is his dream
[Chorus]
I close my eyes and I can see (his dream)
The sacrifices he made for me (his dream)
Put it aside for his family (his dream)
So I'ma keep it alive (yeah)
And so he targeted to be the dream guardian
Guarding it from anything and anyone whose harming it
But in his heart he knows the hardest thing about it is
Giving up on his dream to be all about his kids
As he kisses the lips of the Mrs. for 24 years, going on the 25th
He thinks to himself this alone is the wealth
That's greater then what's bought and that's sold on the shelf
Sometimes a dream is all that we have
We have to continue to dream
Cause once it is lost amongst other thoughts
Then what really are we? (What are we?)
[Chorus]
I close my eyes and I can see (his dream)
The sacrifices he made for me (his dream)
Put it aside for his family (his dream)
So I'ma keep it alive (yeah)
So he sits back at his desk
Cracking his knuckles and back of his neck
Faxing a paper displaying his name
on another application explaining the main
Things they should know, but the things that they don't
All the things that distinguish him as an adult
And over the phone he can never expose
The roll that he chose, the roll in his home
And at home he is a leader, a father
He'll prove it by using his son and his daughters
In their life he'll be playing the part of
The one who inspires, the one we admire
His only son is only 21 and focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn't dumb, he understands what this means
His dream is my dream, my dream is his dream
[Chorus]
I close my eyes and I can see (his dream)
The sacrifices he made for me (his dream)
Put is aside for his family (his dream)

Top Asher Roth, Fallin'

I remember way back I mean way back ages
Eighth grade I think, feels like yesterday
Bowl cuts was the craze I was crazy long blond hair all over the place
And I'm pale as I ever was
Baby face, with a frame like a skeleton
Skinny kid, no friends loved by everyone
No shit I was cool, I had plenty fun
But one wish I would grow up big,
no not built
but they said
drink my milk
Didn't get nowhere switched up diet
Started having hip hop, Pops didn't buy it
Wanted more Springsteen, Earth, Wind, Fire
Felt that was fine but to rhyme, had to try it
Couldn't hide the fact that I wanted to rap
Bought Jay Z CD with my own cash man
And that was back in 98 with the Annie sample and, Money ain't a thing
And even though I couldn't relate, I kept studying, and listening and stuffing my face and now
(Chorus)
And then came High School
Started picking up a mic thought I was cool
My friend said homie, you know that your white dude?
I said What, for real? Yo its all good.
Cause like this, when I tried it,
Liked it
Flipped it
Hyped it
Insisted the mic be positioned just right
Just like that 9th grade footy heard, straight from the Philly burbs, feel me? Pretty sure.
Suburban Threat was the name, we would really work
Steady ways the day spitting silly versus
No curses, writing bout our girlfriends, ball point pen, mind spinning like a whirlwind
Getting on the mic, I'm a wizard like Merlin
Breaking barriers, tearing walls like its Berlin
(Chorus)
And I think it was the summer of 12th grade
When Uncle C passed away leaving us empty
And it hurt
Real bad
Disturbed
Real sad
But we had, to move on, so in fact real fast, we wrote this song About fallen ones, and miscues, and misuse, and the misuse of words used to diss dudes
So true.
In a serious face I'm convinced God works in mysterious ways, like everything happens for a reason, I had to believe it, cause that would explain why the leave us
As for people that mean everything, I got love for them all, they'll be their if I fall, but

Top Asher Roth, Hard Times

[Hook:]
My mother told me never to tell, a dirty old lie
My mother told me never to sell, and just to get by
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
It's been a long damn summer
And I've been working by the furnace, fire burning
An inferno with a purpose, feeling like I don't deserve this
Like I've been cursed, I don't need your sympathy
Although I know you know it hurts - it ain't perfect
Life's not no nursery rhyme
It's as much of a blur as it is our whole lifetime
And that's fine, I'm a ride with it, take my time with it
Never underestimate the power of the blindness
Yes, your highness. Follow your instincts
Fingerprints ain't always gonna match the logistics
Little bit different, it isn't yet typical
Won't always do to others what you wish was reciprocal
My brothers and sisters all the way out there in Liverpool
I feel you a hundred numbers [?]
Don't ever fall in love, cum in somebody's number two
You may call it dumb but true
You know that we're coming for you: mama said
[Hook]
[Verse 2: These Days]
Lord knows I take my secrets to the grave
Til I'm in a crown, I'm on my own two
Coming straight from a chunk of cave money
King Kong crew. Swimmin in the river with a stone shoe
But I be in that bitch still kicking, I'll teach you kung-fu
Show and prove, the whole team be on the same page
Niggas telling me I'm their idol and we the same age
While back, it wasn't nothing in my mind but stay in place
Now picking bitches, calling options like I'm sayin plays
Take a picture mayne, I'm on some magazine spread shit
Hold the mic tight, I got that rigamortis you dead quick
Got some good brain on the road, I'd say head trip
Fuck her face and bust on her mouth: call her lead lip
I'm the baker, I make the bread flip
Niggas be wyling but you could talk like it's crackin
To get your eggs split
Shells drop and it's an everyday thang
It's a shame, but it's all a part of the game...
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Casie Veggies]
Young boss, new dreams
Fresh shoes, new jeans
Tell me what do you see?
Why you tryna do me?
So I had to find out, now you can't find me
Remember three years ago? Like "why you can't sign me? "
Thoughts in my mind, I can do all that times three
I grew up [?] young'un like "nevermind me"
4 '93, good time to find where my mind be
Now I tell time with gold time (peace)
My mama told me grind...
[Hook]

Top Asher Roth, Be By Myself

I gotta be by myself
gotta be by myself this time
In the backseat screaming out loud (hooo}
In the backseat screaming out (hooo}
Ash is young, attractive
Handsome bachelor, awesome rapper
got a knack for, vernacular
When I perform, spectacular
I'll have any girl that i want
I'ma take the girl in the front
Boobs bounce when I tell the crowd jump
Honey come backstage I just wanna have fun, but
I'm too young to be locked down, not now
Need a new car, drive around with the top down
New broad with a bra the top down
Chillin in the backseat screaming out loud
[Asher Roth & Cee-Lo "Be By Myself" Lyrics]
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, go get high myself this time
The cycle is Shawn Michaels (heartbreak),
And yeah I like you but not enough to wife you
You say I'm nice, true, and you think I'm the right dude
But there's another girl just like you (like who?)
And on the road, 'nother night , 'nother show
New e-vent in a new time zone
And the live show is so mind-blowin
And it's my show so you know I'm blown (you know)
No text's gonna give me head
Long distance just ain't my thing
Young single don't need no ring
I'm a free man now I don't need no strings, sing
[Asher Roth & Cee-Lo "Be By Myself" Lyrics]
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, Go get high myself this time
If you're cool with nights at the pool
Jacuzzis and groupies, boobies and booze
And no rules, I'm only 22
I need to watch football and hang with a crew
But if you don't get mad when I get fat
Cuz all I do is eat drink smoke weed and rap
And play Madden, then dag
you're pretty rad and I take it all back, come on
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, Go get high myself this time
just keep clappin the hands, it feels good
feels nice and warm in here right now
I'm feelin free
If you feel free clap your hands

Top Asher Roth, La Di Da

La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
They say it's a cold world, yeah you got that right
I almost packed it all in on the spot last night
They want a killer instinct then I'm just that type
But if the fight's not mine, I won't fight that fight
Life without strugglin', yeah right
Make one mistake, won't make that twice
Out of sight, out of mind, find yourself out of time
Buy your own pants, get your hands out of mine
In advance, in a promise, you'll make it
There's work to be done, you must grind and shine
Every second is a blessin', yes it is precious
Suggest you get all instant message
The aggression when you're findin' a direction
And headin' non stop just to find that the road is blocked
You wanna pop, flip you and stun
But settle down and work it out, it's really all you've got
So I'll tell 'em
When I can't take it
When I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
And yeah I'm frustrated, fuck this what's this, how much
Who what, where when, why man, how come?
So many questions unanswered
I don't understand, could you please explain, sir?
I'm in a phase, I believe I can change
In exchange for an explanation, estimation, hesitation
Is it as visible dealing with digital?
Figittin' through email
When the issue is pivotal critical condition
My head's in, I'm headin' in the wrong direction
Book me a session, let it off my chest
I'll invest in a cannon
Just so I can blow with my bro
As my right hand man
Fan dan ass kickin' with ash spittin'
I'm not different, just ask Jigga
He listened and witnessed the birth of a star
Emergin' and surgin' his way up to the top of the charts
Now sing along
When I can't take it
When I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
All the kids, sing along
When I can't take it
I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over

Top Asher Roth, She Don't Wanna Man

She don't want a man, she just wanna dance, let's dance
(Verse 1) Quiet and confident, not a bit im the shit, screaming OW! out loud, right now im the shit , let em know let it go, feeling sexy feeling grown, i be sipping on patron mixed with pineapple, as she looks up, spots me only for a sec but in that moment our eyes lock, i swear that we had sex and in that tank top, tight jeans, high heels, nice teeth, oh i think she likes me but but it be unlikely...
Keri - Ain't lookin for no man, man, really just came to dance, dance, on the dance floor, know you wanna really really, i just came to party, party
Asher - she don't want a man man man man man, she just wants to dance dance dance dance dance, she don't want a man man, she just wants to dance dance on the dance floor
(Verse 2) I see Boyder and ask him, yo can you take her fat friend? He laughs and then digs in hell yea ill be your wing man, we two step, we groovin, we dancin, we movin, the crowd weave through it, people gettin REAL STUPID! check my breath, and my sweat on my chest and my pits, yea im fresh, supa fresh, i would do me in a sec, bout to get my dance on, so i put my hands on, and she frowns, turns around, with a look like
Keri- Ain't lookin for no man, man, really just came to dance, dance, on the dance floor, know you wanna really really, i just came to party, party
Asher - she don't want a man man man man man, she just wants to dance dance dance dance dance, she don't want a man man, she just wants to dance dance on the dance floor
Keri - well you need to cool down, cause im way too hot too hot too hot too hot too hot
Asher - girl you need to cool out cause you not that hot that hot that hot that hot that hot
Keri - see im just tryin to cool down cause im way to hot too hot too hot too hot too hot
Asher - girl you need to cool out cause you not that hot, im just playin, im just hatin, i know you way too hot
Keri - Ain't lookin for no man, man, really just came to dance, dance, on the dance floor, know you wanna really really, (On the dance floor) i just came to party, party
Keri - aint lookin for romance, mance, really just came to dance dance on the dance floor know you wanna really really, (On the dance floor) i just came to party, party

Top Asher Roth, Outside

yeah, yeah
the last thing i wanna be is out here
rather be outside in the green
climb trees, maybe play ball basket
i got two feet, i don't need no taxi
relaxing underneath the sky so blue
in the sun so warm there's so much i wanna do
but locked in a studio while outside is beautiful
all the fresh air, you can't get us out of
turn off the computer yo, use your own .
we could do whatever you want, it's up to you to know!
ride with your friends, man, stop
cause when this world ends, all that's left is the
..go ahead and have some adventure
please, ever since the turn of the century
people losing such a
so put your hands out, feel the breeze, feel the heat cause
chorus:
i really wanna go out, i really wanna go outside and..
i really wanna go out, i really wanna go outside and..
the more we're cooped up we become lose nuts
but when we do stuff, maybe we could losen up
and stop stressing of the things that are present
cause yeah.. is a delicate..
fruits and vegies
food is the truth, oops, that's a new lesson
learn from it, it's your stomach if you're
it's probably cause the food ain't for the earth, cousin
works something you should enjoy
usually but now it's amazing if you was employed
so keep and find the things in the foil
and the oil, what's important is the soil
no more murder, keep it fertile, jump the
even pacing like a turtle, still make it to the ..white gates
what a to escape from the haze, and the hate, everything goes away, so
chorus:
i really wanna go out, i really wanna go outside and..

Top Asher Roth, Lark On My Go Kart

Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins any tim duncan spur of the moment let the whole world know I run shit jump ship quick tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
Kinda like the blonde bob saget ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it
Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take Kapowski
I'm a take lark on my go-kart
Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my simpson and split
Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but i'm still holding court balled up balla
Y'all take to long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who'm I tryin to impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts lucious
Just sent me a text
OMG your the B-E-est

Top Asher Roth, Break Bread

Should we break our bread? Should we break our bread, we should break bread
We should break our bread, should we break our bread, we should break our bread
Where shall I begin? Let's chop it a little bit about these people called friends
The ones you can lean on and your life depends
Oh, watch who you call up cause that all depends, homes, it's quite a few different breed to tell
But the right ones, to break bread with are too slim,
And those ones are so sincere to see you get it and like some
Who hate to see that talented do with it
Mad, cause they pockets ain't kiloed? up, like a fat boy neck in a barber chair with a shape up
And Beijing with a Cesar such a back stabber thou shall shit on you, like chicks in a cup
I know it sounds fucked up, but that's how life goes
Never know in who to trust but this what life blows
So just take it as you go
We should break our bread, should we break your bread? We should break bread
We should break our bread, should break our bread, we should break bread
I look around like I don't know these motherfuckers
It's just because I got a couple bucks and now I'm stuntin'
And they wanna hang around eat some lunch, have some fun, smoking blunts, getting drunk
Guess I'm just another sucker, huh
All of a sudden bubble butts they wanna fuck
I'm coming quick enough one of them is getting lucky
Cause chill out my sun this should take it off from me
Leaving nothing but some crumbs and a little alimony, so
When all you homies wanna do is hit the club
Hopping bottles, living up, but you're paying for the bub
I mean it bruh they seem like they're so nice, they're the ones who pray on you
And wait till you're just right
But Goldy Locks got this line of super fox
I can see it if its hot like I'm lying up a cop so hold up
Stop everything feel as we never been, no, hell no, we ain't breaking bread.
We should break our bread, should we break your bread? We should break bread
We should break our bread, should break our bread, we should break bread
We should break our bread, should we break your bread? We should break bread
We should break our bread, should break our bread, we should break bread.

Top Asher Roth, Back Home

Yeah, as comfortable as a mug
The rug under my feet you see it keeps me from pulling it up
I'm young, I got my lunch packed in brown bag...
I even think I got a snack pack and dad pays for gas
In the hatch back front seat, lean back when I leave it there he always gets mad
Turn the base on the... up the fall, let it blow
Roll the windows down and let's roll
I'm home, feel so good knowing there's a bowl of cereals and milk in the fridge
When I wake every morn never fold my own laundry
Dawg, are you feeling me?
I pay no rent, no bills, no utilities, as
Good as it gets but no regrets when I turn my back on it
Tell my parents I'm gone and don't wait up
Be late, when I make the name famous
The smile on my face... of the great place
When I get back home I'm a kick my feet up
Got man food to eat up, winter take a pu, who left my seat up (what the?)
I read the paper while I'm pushing them trouble times
Plus the... for... wipe them my double...
Toothbrush new and clean my shoes whether get
Main shower all clean no pubes and a wet dream
The dudes on my count... chicks on my cribs
With just a... that I rode and a 6 in my fridge
I got my hand on my balls while I'm hanging my draws
And with my... blouse I ain't taking no cause
So with you know like I know be... immature
So I'm a sit on my couch chill watching some porn
Cause when I... gone dawg I be on some...
You know I be... with my parents
But wait a second, my folks don't have a...
Oops, my bad, seems this is the wrong address.
I'm in the basement call... did I take the garbage out, sure didn't
I'm straight tripping, gray slipping
I'm on punishment can't even slide to their house
Party where all the honey went down
Cartoon network, mtv, bit, and tv jams, vh1 history
... working for whoever paying me except the police
Stay up all night kicking raps and smoking don't get no sleep
And ever since I broke that table in the kitchen
They be taking my allowance as the payment for the...
Cut the grass, clean my room and all that bore
Kicking new rap to the... when I get to score
My nigger doug took me to city blue to get the gear
Throw back some jayz ain't that why we here
I'm 13 again hopped up in the hot tub time machine

Top Asher Roth, Ampersand

If I gave you my word
Tell you what I would do
Yo you know the shit I grow the shit
My mood is... is devoted to the...
Take the time out to remind them
Watch your hinny right behind you
Lions hide and strike in silence
I am giant,... with Iron Mike and Kobe Bryant...
... reaching new heights, now that I'm defining science
I'll provide entire slices, all depends how big my pie is
But I forgot the... gosh I'm just a Roger...
... back at the opera...
... call it karma if you want
... this what we started bro,
Departed down the closest road
Slowly going north, let's go
A forester scorched earth, morphed to Steven...
A... the poor world... assure what it's even worth
Even worst, my torso is town between the 2...
Which do I want more, is it reality or fantasy
... in my... the frenek manic depression...
Yeah my plan's to be a man I can stand up,
So I banished quick, my... is scandalous
Fanciness is damaging, nobody mix the standards up
Plant your hands and handle it
This game I put my stamp on it...
Dismantle the... they... me in
I expect a whole lot more...
If I gave you my love,
Tell you what I would do
If I gave you my love
Tell you what I would do
If I gave you my love
Tell you what I would do
If I gave you my love
Tell you what I would do
I expect a whole lot more from you baby

Top Asher Roth, Alone

uh. know what I mean
we all, we all got our own thing,
and heres mine..
verse one:
Now my things was cool
I swore id never break the rules
straight with you cause I could relate to you
stay with you
special in my book
in my point of view he couldn't sex you like I could
you got with you wanted
and flaunted what you wanted
and I went a little further even when you didn't want it
cause right in time, right what I had in mind
plus your heads been right in mine (my mind)
so I took the time, my choice was to love you.
And I didn't listen when they said never should I trust you.
So why must you take me for granted
I swore you loved me too, damn ill never understand it.
I'm a man with feeling to and I'm a fool for the way I still feel for you.
But heres to you, I'm a better man then that
you took my heart then and now I want it back
so come on
chorus :
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (said I wanna be alone)
all by myself
said I'm staying home, I don't need no one else (wanna be alone)
verse two:
I was cool, gave you one more chance
you gave the same old song, same old dance,
so hell with it, I had to face that shit.
You was to immature for relationships,
so I moved on for the time being,
then I heard a lie, theres a guy that you were caught seeing,
I flipped shits, but you flipped shits right back,
you cried you knew I wouldn't do you like that,
still my heart was lonely, nobody to hold me.
You was my only, damn girl you was my homie,
you know me, you said you were stuck back there,
so when I tried you leave you sucked me right back in.
why would I taste what I already ate?
So I took time to get my priorities straight.
So listen you know me well I hate to doubt you,
but girl truth is I'm better off with out you and
chorus :
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (said I wanna be alone)
all by myself
said I'm staying home, I don't need no one (wanna be alone)
verse three:
damn girl I thought it never would end.
But this is it thats all, never again.
I couldn't deal with it then and I sure can't now.
So what makes you think I'ma let you hold me down, no.
I told you before never to roam but this is real when I say leave me alone.
I gotta be on my own, and you do too.
Through and through just please let me do what I do.
Maybe sometime soon we can both be friends,
but for now this is where its suppose to end.
My brain is sick, my heart is torn, my arms are empty,
but baby girl I just need to be alone,
my heart will beat alone, and I keep my head up.
But truth is now I'm a little bit fed up.
I don't hate you though, you still close to me.
So lets just go back to how we used to be, cool..
chorus :
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (said I wanna be alone)
all by myself (no no no no no)
said I'm staying home, I don't need no one (wanna be alone)
I don't wanna be here in this chair,
waiting on you aw baby, to see things my way
why don't you see things my way
(woahhhhhh)
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (no no no no no)
all by myself
said I'm staying home(said I'm staying home)
I don't need no one (wanna be alone)

Top Asher Roth, Common Knowledge

They say that if it works, don't fix it
Go against the law, might get a bit risky
No offence to y'all, but I feel a bit gifted
So I think my odds are about 50-50, crispy
Ok, Corral we about to put it down
Take a ten turn around, go and pull your pistols out
But what is this about, all these grenades and handguns
Magnuss ver Magnusson strong set of hands son
Tall dark handsome, holding y'all for ransom
Strong arm blanched so scared that he can't run
Cause when a man comes, face to face
With his fears, he gets weird, he can't hear, he can't see things clear
I be sincere, yes dear, guess dear, press gear, dress queer
Fresh in my neck beard, next year, net here
Get here, top tier, drop tears, no wait, not here
Cause there's no crying in baseball and that's that
There'll always be a case call when ash rap
Bars will take your face off, no cat scratch
Go ahead, ask Reck, racks on racks
Yeah and that, fore pat on the back after i black tac em staddle calf but i be packed on my breath
Climb the lad of success, skipping and missing the steps
No addition to â€¦ you should have listened the flex, it's like
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
Oh no
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
Oh no
Slick dickies, no one can stick with me
Spit it out quick the soon as the shit hits me
Kill swiftly, been ill since sticks stickly,
Double dip dibs i dibble and bust quickies.
Nifty little shit I do it while dressed thrifty
Pricks just stiff my stick is so shifty
Sick, from a griff with the hits comin lefty
Used to be for free now the seats never empty
It's elementary, yeah I heard it in assembley
Principle was telling me I better go ahead and read
Never be a better me, better off, better me
Not really a better, but I'm betting that I'll better be
Better with the rhetoric set it up and let it rip
I'll better forget him man, the kid's a fucking lunatic
Looney toon, lunar eclipse
Every blue moon might see a few shooting strips
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know

Top Asher Roth, CHOICES

ft Action Bronson
[Asher Roth]
In here bloody and muddy
I’m smashing bottles of bubbly
Run for cover, brother
This thing here b-bout to get ugly
Under a submarine bares the kitchen cupboard be
Californication agin’ more than David Duchovny
You making my Jack a double please
Serve it with the knuckle cheese
Crocodile Hunter and some Buddy Lee Dungarees
Barney Rubble, trouble lover, something Hubble never seen
Floating like a butter wing stinging like a bumble thing
I love it when I hear them scream, eat it like a tangerine
Make you feel uneasy like your feet up on a trampoline
Don’t be so deceiving with your penis eating fantasy
My semen is the meanest, undefeated when I plant a seed
Hatin on me, hatin on me, wait for my decay
You gon have to wait longer, I won’t ever go away
It’s like they say: you go to Vegas and most of it will stay
You in dirty with some herpes, is it worth the price you pay?
You deserve it little twerp, on the verge of something great
Til some overrated lames in the game got in the way
I’mma have to take it over: James and D Wade
It’s neither the Black Sheep, would you look at David Spade?
Yeah I’m here to save the day, Caped Crusader, Super 8
If you’re squeamish at proceeding I suggest you look away
Yeah, beat it, best believe it when arena takes the stage
You need a lighter when I feed em a liter of Tanqueray
Teething a type of pain, 18 is the riper stage
It ain’t easy to fight the feeling when dealing with hype and fame
Leading the life of caine, I’ll leave him and swipe his chain
Breathing, nice to meet you
Good evening, glad you came..
[Action Bronson]
First of all, don’t ever say a fuckin thing about the homie
Call a favor in and leave your dyke mother very lonely
You a phony doggy, holy shit
Know the flow exquis-
Eyes low, one-handed I control the whip
No reservations needed to get the table
I walk in, the chef calls me “Chef” that’s my label
? infuse the oil, basil
Standing like a man in situations, get disabled
A lot of hundreds in the jacket pocket
Know I blast the rocket, lift you in the air, just like an astronaut is
Lack the passion novice, we play on All-Madden
Old glow jackets, Navajo padded
Been a grown man since the day I was born, you strange and deformed
You sit at home while I get paid to perform
Now we put em on the Greyhound, 85 dollars
Better choose wise bitch, you fuckin with some scholars
Old Impalas, jumping like Rasheed Wallace
Smoking joints like a barbecue pit
I’m honestly sick, some would say retarded and shit
My mind sharp cause I eat garlic and shit

Top Asher Roth, Cartoon Chick

(yo ash, [whats up man], if you could have any cartoon chick who would it be?)
[Its funny you ask that]
Right of the bat I'll have Jessica rabbit,
she's the baddest, i love them tatties,
yea that chessed pressed, in that red dress,
im obsessed yes, with red heads,
so Ariel would get it in the shower,
do beauty with beast, Eiffel tower,
I'd take jasmine on a magic carpet ride,
then I'd ride her carpet until i made it fly
And Cinderella's better than the step sisters,
gives the best head and is the best kisser,
unless of course she forgot the glass slippers,
than fairy god mother is the one to give the dick to,
mulans punan is oh so sweet,
wake sleeping beauty up when i get her in the sheets,
i fucked snow white cause i heard she was a freak,
yo foget Hugh Heff, imma roll with Disney
(Chorus)
If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would you pick,
If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would get the dick,
Cause if u had a cartoon chick she wouldn't blow up yo phone,
i don't need a cartoon chick i can just draw my own,
I Scooby-dood daphney while betty boop watched,
Told Judy jetson yo can get on top,
yea of course i'd do willma but Betty's mad hop,
not Fred flinstone but i'll make her bedrock,
I fucked neon flux and rouge from the X-men,
and maybe rainbow bright because i heard she was a lesbian,
smurfete would get it because of my blue feish,
So that in clude's marge Simpson too,get it,
(Chorus 2X)
[yo Dave, you know who else i would do Louis griffin,

Top Asher Roth, Cannon

DJ CANNON:
Holla At Me!
ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)
You know I had to, dog...
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?
DJ CANNON:
Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going!
I don't know what else to tell you, Go in!
ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (I don't know, homie!)
You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!)
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non (GET EM!)
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!)
Aww, God Damn-it,
That's the last straw, can't stand it
You all must be reprimanded
Spank that fan-ny, Man-ny
So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed
Yes, I am a fan of Da-kota Fanning,
and I Am Sam, out-standing!
My Sean Penn-manship is fan-cy,
yeah, my rhe-to-ric is dan-dy
I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)
And vent for the burbs,
I have emerged Ad Ven-ti,
Dos años, vamos, pronto, let's go,
Her lip gloss tastes like can-dy
Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan,
Pizzazz and swagg alone,
I have a bigger head that that of Barry Bonds;
Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)
With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)
If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy,
Then out from the loins, I'd be born;
If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris,
They'd form my performance
Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness,
Like, \"Let's face it...He's so amazing!\"
Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam,
Naw, man, let's try again;
I've got lungs like Iron Man,
I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm
But, let's get higher, man;
I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ire-land
from a wild, frantic Irish-man,
Who said his name was (SHANNON!)
Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness,
and I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished;
'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach
Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch
Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick wit' it,
Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious
This is
Never did shit for my im-age;
College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH!
Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un-
Tell the whole world on my dick, then
Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and
I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis
Spittin' lint to come,
Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)
See me on the streets, take a pick with yo' cannon
Then get it lami-nated, frame it, save it,
cuz in a couple days, I'll be famous
Then you can say, Holy Shit, there he is! That's the kid!
I forget what his name is...starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher'.

Top Asher Roth, The Lounge

Verse 1
I got a question, what's a rapper look like? Is he tan? Is he black? White?
Is he blacked out, high on the crack pipe?
Or more the cats that'll ride on the half pipe?
Don't want to act like I know about the rap type
Cause matter of fact I can't grasp who rap likes
With their cash do they stash for retirement?
Or go for things like rides and diamonds?
Another question (what's that?)
How do they dress?
Are they best cut threads or are they spend less
I'm interested, it's caught my attention
Yo, does everybody rap get arrested?
And with they sex, do they all have hoe's?
Or do some have a girl that they learn and they grow with?
I like to know, what makes a rapper?
It might be me, but I don't think it matters?
CHORUS
What does he look like?
Nobody knows?
He's just a rapper, in plain clothes
When the curtain falls, after the show
Where does he go? Nobody knows
Verse 2
Yo, now it's your call, short, fat, or tall
What if he's a she and not a he at all
Or does a broad have to a be a C at least
Or can it be decreased if she real up on the beat?
And is she realer if she raised in the street?
Or can they still feel her if she raised in CT?
And if they spit do they have to have kids?
Or can they have a Mom, a Dad, and little sis?
And in the morning do they have to have grits?
Or can they favorite breakfast be eggs Benedict?
It makes me think, is there a rappin' type?
And if so, yo, what's a rapper like?
And do they sell drugs? Or go to school?
Cocaine or college, tell me what's the rule
I'd like to know, what makes a rapper?
It might be me, but I don't think it matters.
CHORUS
What does he look like?
Nobody knows?
He's just a rapper, in plain clothes
When the curtain falls, after the show
Where does he go? Nobody knows
Verse 3
My name's Asher (Hi Asher)
And those who care to ask, I tell them I'm a rapper
But I don't look like it, not one bit
I'm short and thin with some pale ass skin
Got one girlfriend, and I love her,
With two sisters, a father, and a mother
I guess I'm different, like no other
But you can't judge a book by it's cover
I write about what I feel c live
My boys like to say I'm the realist it gets
Sometimes I feel like-..?
Maybe flip the script on some ROYGBIV
Whatever the mood, no matter what I listen to
I always do me, never do you
I'd like to know, what makes a rapper?
It might be me, but I don't think it matters.

Top Asher Roth, Summertime

Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good
Like it should, can you feel it too?
Summer sand, sun and tanned
Feeling like a 100 grand
Underpants up in france
Like I'm from another land
I'm a man, I got needs
Like I need you on your knees
Hummer me underneath
Don't forget the nutees
Hit the weed, wait a week again
What you see me in starting with
B and m. tell me what's the bpm?
89, yeah that's fine, feeling like
It's summertime. sipping something
Potent, hope it's love potion number 9
Damn you fine, from behind, what's your sign?
What's your size? up your bra, oh my god
Knock it off, knockers all natural
Actual, when you're down, asher will
I'm down for anything but only if the
Ass is still...
Water in my glass of milk
Abusing this mouthwash - woosh, woosh
Kush, kush - don't you with that
This was your life? this is your night
When it comes to summertime
Don't you know the world is mine?
Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good
Like it should, can you feel it too?
Rolling down the street, need to
Celebrate the weekend
Picking up my best friends
Tell em bring the weed and
90 degrees, even got a slight breeze
And, I don't need to tell you that
This be my favorite season
Hanging on the beach, but I'm sitting
Under trees, and got a little vodka
Mixed in my iced tea, and don't you know
I'm light-skinned? gotta use the right shit
Spf 45th, chilling in my whiteness
Rolling up sticky buds, sticking all
To my thumbs, only smoking on a joint
No, I can't be smoking blunts
Not for fun, just invite the hot ones
Bring em to the hot tub, suddenly
Their tops off, now my rock hard
Living like a rock star, push it
To the limit but stay out the back
Of cop cars. can't be locked up
By law enfocement. all I do is lean back
Breathe, and enjoy this...
Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good
Like it should, can you feel it too?
Catch me in that '83 heavy chevy
Do this for the?
Candy with the? girls to my liking
36-24-36 sizes, coke bottle models
Filled with surprises, eyes is
Wide and girlfriends giggling
Eenie-meenie-minie, trying to find out
What I'm swimming in
In the sundress, gotta undress
Who got a body and brains, game's
The dumbest. trees be the bombest
Loving the calmness. living life
Too right to get the wrong shit
And I'm on this, you tell?
They blow dros, spit flows, lay low
Where it's sunny, can't complain about
A thang mane, and I'm chilling with
Some of the finest thangs on the continent
So I'm content with having a good time
In my zone, on patron with a splash of lime
Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good

Top Asher Roth, Turnip The Beet

Boom bap, original rap
Boom bap, original rap
Fresher when you hear it hard rappers ...
What's happened... it's half...
Is bad habit, the bad babbling and gag gag at them
..and rap battles in bags...
And send them back to the back alley and drag...
Don't back down, or back out, we back now
Many... I could pretty swag out
It's the last pound, don't ask how without doubt
The props shout wow and make IRS proud
I sound downtown is... it sounds down around...
New York, New York, New York is...
...do it in the studio.. what your booty flow
You could jump in the pool... made of...
What you're hearing ...
The same damn thing over and over again
Gimmie boom bap, original rap
Boom bap, boom bap, boom bap
Gimmie boom bap, original rap
Fresher when you hear it,
Hard rappers know that
So it's all polluted, you screw it
You fucking ruin it ..
Really, we need some nudity
Battery is not included, B...
It be cool to see some kids go on that..
The cool G and some new beginning
Jump up like it's..
It's a zoo like it's...
True indeed, we are humans so we get doomed to...
This used to be so fun for me
But now I'm struggling
I'm trying to get the number one
Down to get another one
Time to get a cut on the waves
Man, I'm trying to get paid
Hey, cut me a break...
Now homie, I'mma never fit the script to fit in with the bullies
..I'll be chilling with some women,
sipping on some juice and...
Thinking it may take a minute, bring the...

Top Asher Roth, The Roth Boys

and the winner is
ash roth ya'll
my man
roth boys in the building tonight
oh whatta feeling im feelin nice
if you only live once
and theres only one life
then tonight might as well be the night
white boy on the beat
how surreal is that
i mean forreal
he's the illest
i hate to kill the cat
but i am curious
and they deserve this shit
so in fury i hit em with the fury fist
fist of fury ...... and i murdered this
they star gazing like a vertakis vert-a-is
not guilty
spit game so filthy
cow girls all wanna milk me
He'll be pissed if he knew all the chicks
that i hit
chicks being tracks
are you sick
pig headed
demented
see men and free men
need to be at least a ten to get in
your entering
the lions den
let it begin let the best man win
they passes on me for pittsburg slim but
but in the end i am thinking it was steve rifkin
enough said
ill accept
hey steve do you have enough bread?
la chlim
thats more like it
but what do i know
im just a white kid
and thats langly
hes my side kick
the girls cheer when we here
yea they high kick
and if its ball i beat ......
..... hurts like it my shit
shots clock non stop
put it in there eye socket
this is routine like outfeild ipod
i eat my breakfast at ihop
scotch on the rocks
look at me with their eyes cocked
gosh this is nuts
aint nuthin I Have Seen In A While
wow this is wild even im shocked
so damn good didnt know i could
feel a rick flare
coming on can i hear it
whoooo
the nature boy in the building tonight
oh whatta feeling im feelin nice
you aint even gotta bring your boyfriend out
its the party of the year we dancing on the couch
let you hair down baby
let it go
figure what jigga figured than figure more
figga jigga bigga cause he didnt know
but when has a jigga decision ever gone gold
let the trumpets blow
blow and behold for those who dont know
ash roth in the biulding to night
oh what a feeling im feeling nice
you aint even gotta bring your boyfriend out
we can turn the lights off
and play whos in your mouth
been at peace since i moved down south
to the a to the s to the h and we out
yea we down south laughin
like yes that just happened
now thats what i call rappin
you half ass cats with your hallway pass
you aint aloud out get back to class
im kicking ass and takin names
this is the same thing that happened on renagade
i came in to enterain
and aint neva afraid
saying enything
oh imma be gettin paid
obama for president in 2008
the roth boys in the building tonight
oh what a feeling im feeling nice
if you only live once
and theres only one life
then tonight might as well be to night
might as well be tonight
might as well be tonight

Top Asher Roth, You

You are not someone else, someone else is someone else, you are you, it is you,
You are you!
Slick Rick an Asher is on this jam,
Slick Rick an Asher is on this jam,
You are you! there's nothing that you can do about it, the one thing that I figured out is
You are you! forget it there's no way around it,
No matter what I do to try to fit in, there's nothing I could do about this body I was given, I am blonde and I am skinny with my mom's pale skin, the scottish side and ma fathers shnaze to go with it, (nice nose)
My hair, yeah, I can try an dye it, and contacts could change the colour of my eyes, but, that would only mean that I am lieing, and openly denying, that's not who who I am, I try to be to big for for my bridges, and couldnt, regardless of my ski low wishes, a couple more inches and I would be in buisness, but still I'm waking up 5'10 every christmas!
My fingerprints is what makes me different, it took a little bit but I could finally admit it, this is my appearence, this is my face, looking in the mirror this is nothing I can change, might be a little strange the way can see my veins, but if we were all the same the world would be plain jane, it would be lame, you would never learn a thing, so go against the grain, and let these people know your name!
You are you! there's nothing that you can do about it, the one thing that I've figured out is
You are you! forget it, there's no way around it [x2]
Slick Rick! the ruler!
[Slick Rick]
[Asher Roth:]
Besides it all about your mind,
Your will and drive and what's going on inside.
The size of your heart is what sets you apart.
If you aren't using it, I suggest you start.
Think hard, take a walk around the block.
It's cool if you're a nerd or a jock or a prep or a goth
Nobody gives a fuck there nothing you can do just stop,
Mad props since I linked up with Nottz
Still never wear socks always in flip flops.
No chain, no watch, don't be slinging no rocks,
But my slang be the thing that saving hip hop.
Screw the box go outside the lines.
Just be you, stop with the trying.
And end do time it is true you will find

Top Asher Roth, Goodbye

Fuck that woadie
Your joints be hot? then let me rap on it
I'll be the cream of the crop
Jimmy got crack corn
I do this hippity-hop shit with a cast on
Sipping my flask dogg
This be ash roth
A couple of cats that I should ash on
So go and roll your joint: make it a fat one
And tell your homies the live spittin is back on
Yeah I'm back dogg, holding my sack hard
Act hard, shit, I'm an artist
You park cars for part shifts
Armpits, large park, hardly miss, start to finish
Blow you apart with star ships
Playing starfox, black ops on black tops
Hot black socks when camouflage won't hide ya
I'm a cyclops when I bop, I find ya
One shot lift your waka flocka top
Stein fox meets einstein, rhymes is mindfuck
Mine luck as 9 lives dies: your time's up
9 bro, I shine, blind bind and hind luck
Don't choke, you old folk, bloaky grind schmuck
John kruk in the motherfucker, one nut bustin on em
? suckin on em, gums got nothin on em, punks stop frontin
on em
Do it as the one son, run young? rumpa pum pum, no pun

Top Asher Roth, Stopwaitingontheworldtochange

CHORUS
So while we're waiting
(waiting) waiting on the world to change, We keep on waiting
(Waiting)waiting on the world to change
It's not that we don't care,
We just know that the fight ain't fair
So we keep on waiting
(waiting) Waiting on the world to change
Verse 1
Yea they say we got no motive
just pot smoking dope,without hope for us to grow into grown ups,
but i plan to show em' the i know it when im not smoking weed
i have reason to believe
there are people that are descent,
achieve to succeed they read to decrease the ignorant significant of cutting down the trees,
recycling recyclables that help break the cycle of whats rightfully destroying the world,
i want to tell the boys and girls the future of our earth we're hurting the world with every second that we burn,
unlearning what we learned at birth to be a good person,
respect is what we deserve but first we must earn it, and in this earnest we turn things around put our hand out and pull it off the ground, until then we can all do the same, ill be right here waiting on the world to change
CHORUS
And we're still waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting waiting on the world to change
One day our generation
Is gonna rule the population
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting

Top Asher Roth, Morning Do

[Asher Roth]
That's what my body's telling me
In the morning
My hormones are just everywhere
In the a.m.
I like to call it morning do
It's morning do
[Don Cannon]
Lets go
[Asher Roth - Verse 1]
In the a.m? girl I'd be getting
No shit my dick be hard as a brick
Girl I ain't kiddin' I'll really be feelin' it
Might just stick it between your legs
I like my ass sunny side up
I like my ass sun is risin'
On top real fast she'd be ridin'
Burnin' house down like I'm andre rison
Hell yeah, I'll suck on titties
Wrap my arms round her cuz she's skinny
Come on baby, lets get busy
You know how many want to hit me?
There's so many, good and plenty
Chew them up and eat them every morning
It's my favorite to have sex morning do
[Chorus]
I like to walk around naked (naked)
While my girl cook breakfast (breakfast)
She's making eggs and bacon (bacon)
I got the recipe, did you want me and me on you
It's 8 a.m. with no phones on, your so damn cute (your
so damn cute)
I kiss your neck you rub your thighs
I'll feed you through (I'll feed you through)
We sexin' in the morning
It's the morning do (morning do)
It's morning
[Verse 2]
I'm playin' in bed
And dreaming about boxin'
That's when I start to feel a hand on my cock
She whispers in my ear "ash I feel hot, I know it's
kinda early can I climb on top?"
Hell yeah, I would like that a lot
Let's try a new position, let's hit the g spot,
She groanin' and she moanin' and screamin' don't stop!
She leans and tries to kiss me I'll say "shit your
breathes hot."
So kissin's out the question, but you know that hands
hot
I'll sunk your tires stammin' I'm overhand now
I overhand slap that booty
Watch you wiggle watch it jiggle,
Watch she stop what she doin' just to giggle
Blow the whistle, (whistle blows) and the regulation
Overtime starts, after eggs and bacon
Yeahh.
[Chorus x1]

Top Asher Roth, Insurance?

[Asher Roth:]
Last night took a trip down to the corner store
Needed rolling papers, bag of chips, and a granola bar
Cruised the aisle for some chocolate and coconut water
When he burst in told the counter to open the drawer
Stuck the piece to his teeth as he insisted
"If you know what's good for you, I think that you should listen"
But he didn't, attendant was resistant
That's when he flipped the switch and said "I guess I'll pick off the store"
He turned around and searched the store with frantic eyes
Of course he locked on mine, I was the only one inside
Come on kid, it's time to go for a ride
Flashed his piece and me and said don't you be trying nothing
Tied and blildfolded threw me in the trunk
Stunk of gasoline and stale cigarette butts
I'm thinking "fuck man, fuck man, this is just my luck"
My stomach telling me this be my last one
Think to myself what the hell I could have done
Should have run
Yeah I bet it wasn't a loaded gun
Breathing heavily speeding up over 70
Settled on dead meat, don't even believe in heaven, B
Then 20 minutes at least, when tires screech
Oh please, police, but my hope has gone weak
Opens the trunk, "get up, " he tells me
Walk a couple paces then throws me to my knees
[Hook: ZZ Ward]
I ain't even try to hurt no one
See it ain't my finger on that trigger
Visualize but I ain't got none
Now I paid my bail but it just got bigger
Silence gimme sugar try to run
But it just got worse, now I just can't reverse
It's a target sitting on my back
The cops on me, yes I'll never be free
[Rocky Fresh:]
Okay there's substance in my reefer raps
They getting heard across the map
I'm running shit, take a lap
Sleeping on me, take a nap
But know them dreams about me bad
Knowing I'm awake getting money that you never had
I'm doing what I want so homie I ain't never sad
Do what makes you happy even if it makes them niggas mad
And they gonna talk about you, at least you staying on their mind
Tell them to get off your dick and to get up on that grind
Trying to keep up with me, they just gonna get left behind
Homie I'm the fast forward, make you want to press rewind
I keep them on the chase, knowing that I'm in first place
I keep up with my pace, you should keep your sneakers laced
We breaking ankles, crossing over, sneakers you can find
That gold up on me, Rolly homie, saying it's my time
And don't try to fuck with my plans
Catch a bomb like you trying to take a run through Iran, damn
[Hook]
[Blu & Exile:]
Damn, niggas been shot
Them pos be locking up the team and shit is hot
For your home block it's no more weed and no more rock
My pockets hurting, heard you eating, what you got
Driving in circles, make a leaner with my watch
I'll speed and fuck at the cops
I'll keep your cousin watch, I'll steal it
And my Glock's out swerving
Hawks caught us by the place where we were surfing
And brought us in cause we ain't have insurance, fuckers
[Hook]

Top Asher Roth, I Love College

I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon
Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college
I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)
And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college
Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college
Do I really have to graduate?

Top Asher Roth, Bastermating

[Hook:]
[Big Pun:] Quit trying to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar
[Big L:] I spark life with the pen
[Papoose:] Too advance for ya'll
My raps are, my raps are unbelievable
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
I think it's time I play the lotto
I'm feeling lucky sucker, oh well fuck it is my motto
Gotta bring the ruckus smoking nuggets, sip moscato
With roscoe dash while I play his record on serato
Vado's, prolly my favorite rapper since bob dole
Odd flow so I drive slow with my eyes closed
Stop stroll? nah yo I'd rather eat hot crow
Closed throat, gross bro, don't forget to swallow
Hollow, that's what they try to tell me that my rhymes is
So I found God had to tell him what his moms did
WHAT! is this some fucking sick joke?
Like an anorexic chick putting on a strip show
No shit, oh bitch, go and let them nips show
Let me see a pole flip and then throw it back
[?] back bone when I take it back home
Heard I made that ass fat, I'm a fuckin rap pro
Let's go!
[Hook]
[Verse 2: A Twelvey]
Man I came to bring the pain
Twelvey spittin' flames
Live from the 212, with my A dollar gang
AP Audamar
Running like a viking back
Instagram with the flow
All the hoes liking that, Recite it back
Run it back, Play it over (play it over)
Ace set everything, my young nigga's taking over
Pop Rex make ya' soda
Loud it's a roll up
Cooking up some shit Ty Dash screaming hold up
Rosay what it do? True niggas make ya moves
Came to give ya hell, for the pleasure and the principal
Kick it by the school, trappin' in the frat house
Gorgeous Motherfucker gettin' pussy like it's a cat house
Blow the back out, Didn't bring the stacks out
Then she got a trean, everybody bring in the stash house
Carolina blue jays, shit is like stack house
Sippin real slow but a nigga's on the fast route
Last year this time, I was on some low shit
Last year this time, ya'll was on some ho shit
Body after body I'm a 12 gauge shawty
Toast to the mowi cause I know that God has got me
[Chorus:]
Huh, Man I came to play
I ain't talking bout no games today
Man I'm tripping on the fame today
Man I aim to spray, I step back and let the flame away
I set it off. [x2]
(Yo, I think I took to many of those. Yo Ash how many was I supposed to take? I think I'm fucked. Heh
[Verse 3: Chip Tha Ripper]
Walk into the most expensive strip club with my dick out
Pissed a fist full of change and knocked that bitch out
Today was my first day at work I brought yo dish out
Clip my toenails over your plate to watch you fish out
Pictures of greatness. Now, show me wear the cake is
I'm a take it and Shove it all in the lawmakers faces
Doing what you feel can be unreal
I looked up and spit like half a meal
Pictures of my old crib hanging at my new crib
Raps and hoes, besides those I don't do shit
Tryna do it extra cool, don't fuck with the stress
Louie condoms, Girl come get Fucked with finase
MY school kids are pimpin, they sellin choclate bars
Me and my niggas up in this crib and we some choclate stars
You said I fell off, my money said that bitch a liar
How you sleeping on chip if your matress on fire?
Tonights the night that will change your life girl
All you gotta do is give him what he like girl
Allota head and a alotta shut the fuck up and chill
Mabey a 25 and 2 viagra pills
[Hook]
[Verse 4: YP]
Let's roll the flame up
I didn't came up
When you steady going up they wanna hang ya
But, I ain't worried until they read my verdict
I'm a promise I splure it because, I feel I deserve it
I get more from flippin the burgers
Move from a worker to the chairman of my own operation
You could get under, I throw a party and bitches think it's a slumber
Some chicks that spent the night, but, I never gave them my number
I'm young hefner, a couple cuties to measure
Houndred and 12 weigh it up, it's nothing extra
And when you murdered the pen they wanna test ya
Just don't make me black yo eyes like a professer
Don't you know I'm wanna them guys? go check the records
Have me getting clappin like the end of a lecture
I'm good in the empire you part of it, then you lucky
They call me Yp, but in the city I'm like nucky
Ripples can't believe it and haters feel the same
They don't care about the grad
They juices of minute maid
I tell them all the time, "get out get paid"
You here for the lang haul or only just a phase?
[Hook]

Top Asher Roth, Black Mags Freestyle

Chorus:
Pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
P-p-pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
I got a fresh bowl cut, curly blond locks
L.A Gears like up when I walk, Floss
In my hosh gosh pagosh overalls
Match may Heman lunchbox
I got a fresh bowl cut, curly blond locks
L.A Gears like up when I walk, Floss
In my hosh gosh pagosh overalls
Match may Heman lunchbox
Over all probably say I was an eight,
Only cause I was running a slight bit late
For my first day of first grade with Miss Smith
Who sat across the way this chick Meredith,
The hottest girl I knew at the age of six,
Bow match the shoes, shoes match the dress
I'm an anxious kid so this dangerous
Start sweating getting nervous feeling strange and
shit.
Now it's lunch time I'm drinking milk
Brain starts to panic room starts to tilt
I'm feeling nauseous stomach doing flips,
Then up comes my lunch right on to Meredith.
A little on the lap more so on the black shoe,
Sorry I said I couldn't wait until the bathroom,
I feel so bad, how do I make it up to you
Can I pick you up on my bike after school like...
[Chorus:]
Pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
P-p-pedal down the foot hills
Wheelies on the front
I'm on the dyno with the black mags
Black mags,
Dyno with the black mags, black mags
Black mags,
Dyno with the black mags, black mags
Black mags.

Top Asher Roth, Blunt Cruisin'

yo we crusin, (yo we crusin')
yeah we crusin, (yeah we crusin')
yo we crusin' (yo we crusin')
down the streets (down the streets)
i got the money, who go the dutchies?
you got the munchies? i got the weed
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
my homies in the front, got honeys in the back
you roll that weed up and put it in the air
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
so roll it up, (roll it tight)
hit it once (hit it twice)
pass it round,(pass it round)
but don't roll the windows down
lets box it out and save the trees
we hoppin' out like the mystery machine
my eyes be the size of mr.meahgi's
squinting to read the fine print on the wide screen
we riding, riding and thats when i see
red lights behind me, i then start to freak
hide the weed, ho x4
(chatter)
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
my homies in the front, got honeys in the back
you roll that weed up and put it in the air
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
yo we crusin, (yo we crusin')
yeah we crusin, (yeah we crusin')
yo we crusin' (yo we crusin')
down the streets (down the streets)
i got the money, who go the dutchies?
you got the munchies? i got the weed
yo, stop at sev for a drink, ice cream and some chips
wheres the dutch at, homie pass that shit
not like that homie ash that shit
can you turn this song up, homie ash that shit
you don't need roach clips if you can't hold it
you can use your phone tip, hurry up and take this
for real man hurry up and take this shit,
yo its burning my finger tips dude
grab the weed, ho i got it! x4
(chatter)

Top Asher Roth, Maybe I Don't Wanna

[Verse: Asher Roth]
I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch
And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off
Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud
And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth
I like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretch
Check my phone and see all the messages I missed
"Asher it's important call me when you get a sec,
I wan't to talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt"
Head in to the kitchen find out what's for break'
Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg
Turning on the telly, ESPN
Hitting Blake Griffin like "Let's be friends"
Cause I'm cool as Chuck and I write dope raps
And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag
Asher Roth is killing ya
Play board games, answer trivia
Go and stand Philly up, L-A sold separately
Proceed, TiVo Jeopardy!, please, no, never me
I'm more Supermarket Sweep, I go right for the bleach
And the big stabs of meat, no beef
Don't have a cow man, I make crowds freak out, go wild man
Kid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kit
It's hip hop, not the ballad bitch
On second calculus, I'll take the mani and the pedi
Pro Chevron, anti-Getty
If I'm getting clawed, I'm losing my Machete
If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti
Shout out to Spencer Hawes, know him now as Chevy
From the state of Wash, where they smoke Hetties
Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky
Either way you put it I'm smoother than uncle Jessie
I can do a handstand chilling underwater
I used to do it longer, but I started Marijuan-er
To talk about how power only wants to hold us down
I figured it all out because I'm older now
Maybe a little jaded, think we should go crazy
Have a bunch of sex and having a bunch of babies
Cause if I'm going out, want titties in my face
Smoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshake
Yo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie
I hope you don't mind, I wanna give her that Roth dick
Don't take it wrong shit, I know you got a fast serve
But if it doesn't work, tell her "Holler Asher"
Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerp
What's it's worth, with the words, for sure
Kinda works, see I think I deserve to be a slime and a perv
Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods
Sipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger bruh
I'm kind of tired of the show
I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch
And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off
Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud
And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth

Top Asher Roth, Bad Day

Songwriters: Appleton, David; Kleinman, Oren Yoel; Roth, Asher Paul;
Featuring: Jazze Pha
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat
All this jet setting has really been getting to me
It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep
But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat an isle seat
Fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee
With a wild child behind that's crying
And keeps flipping out and kicking at me
While it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God
Please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes
Dude sitting D is at least three deep
And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Osgood schlatters
Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod
I'm having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
So four hours of turbulence
We land when I'm about to turd my pants
But the captain is seat belt fastened
So my ass is just passin' gas and at last I escape
When I'm minutes away from clinically insane
I make my way towards baggage claim
When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name
(Asher)
Some dumb bitch, I went to high school with
While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my shit
I just smile and think how great it would be
If I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep
(Leg sweep)
So I pick up my LL bean
And B line for the next taxi
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis
I'm having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
I check into my hotel room
And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food
And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO so anything I want
Yo, I'm paying for but I'm lame and broke
So I'm laying in a robe
Watching that Little People Big World show
Right then there's a knock at the door
It's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?"
Jesus, this day is the worst
At least I can give me a little jerk
And then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless
I guess it could be worse
But I'm just having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going and it just keeps

Top Asher Roth, Freaks

Hear it, hear it!
Freaks, I got my freaks '
Freaks, I got my freaks '
Freaks, I got my freaks '
That bullet popping you do make me kind of hard
You ever thought about movies? I think you'd be a star
I used to watch .. porn alone in the basement
But I don't watch anymore, now girl, I make it!
So let's get naked, you can meet my old face
Think my parents ' should head on back to your place
You can tie me up, probably when they can beep
Yeah, it's safety where'
You can handle me, fifty shades of Sasha Grey
Multiply the' what can I say, hey, you fulfill my fantasy
Can' sucking dick under the'?
Just like Santa, shit on you like you'
Go and shoot that fanny, don't you try to be romantic, please
Talking, spitting and chocking,
Ripping open till it's dripping on your thoughts
Ride it in slow motion!
Freaks, I got my freaks '
Freaks, I got my freaks '
Freaks, I got my freaks '
Those blond bitches with a gap in their teeth
And the Daisy Duke shorts showing off a little cheek
I want a pillow fight and roll you up inside the sheets
Smoking like a split California '
I want red heads and white teeth
Wearing no bra, showing up the '
I love it when you're freezing and those nipples start to peek
Trying new positions, so can you hold my feet?
Snap shots of fat ass, smack smack of the glass like a backpack
She has pierced tears and pierced lips
Pierced tongues, pierced nips, and pierced clit.
It's weird shit, but it's all good
Do you think, baby like a freaky girl should?
Everybody knows it ain't as easy as it looks
Personally see, I just wanna fuck!
I'm talking about
Freaks, I got my freaks '
Freaks, I got my freaks '
Freaks, I got my freaks '

Top Asher Roth, Pop Radio & Pearly Gates

[Verse 1]
Bruce hit me up, quarter past a digit
Had the freakin' fortitude to ask me if I'm with it
(Are you with it?)
Well of course, yeah, I'm sure, are you kidding
I mean, it's only fitting, shit, I do it for a living
When you sing a song in sixpence, pocket full of rye
Mr. Breadwinner, take a slice of humble pie
Sit on down and listen, you won't have to wonder why
Hit Atlantis in the spring, spend my summers out in Oz
On that bawitdaba da bang da bang
Man, it's so strange, we all came from orangutans
Now we got names, shiny things and blang a blangs
Stay in your lane, young man, don't you change a thing
We gonna get high if you wanna, it's your birthday party
Now I ride in Excursions and I call shotty
Bang tat, slang slap, entertain with the brain rap
Wanted new frames and engraved, you should arrange that
Great Danes guard the strains and the rain stash
Ain't playin' games, paid in cash with the grain stack
Stay black, wait, let me rephrase that
Give it to you straight, never stray, let 'em play that
[Hook]
Pop radio
Pop radio
Pop radio
Here's comin', now they runnin' for the door
[Verse 2]
Lock, stock, two barrels, smokin' a stogie
You call it a sub, my homies call it a hoagie
Turn around like we just did the Hokey Pokey
Low key flow, rope-a-dope, keep it grown, Steve Aoki
I was OED Chanel and cheap Chanel
Jeez, at least release the beats with Pharrell
I mean, for real, you just peace and leave your cell
Took the keys from Alicia, even Beast kiss and tell
That's the bell, beauty owned by Drew Hill
Got them red shells ready and I'm comin' for the kill
If that plan fails, well then shit, you front the bill
If they drop me from the label, I'll be... for a mill'
Skills, never leavin' home without 'em
Lost them in the couch, looked around, and then I found them
Make your momma proud, make your father even prouder
Play the newest Roth, make the volume even louder
Like, at the pool, all the kids will call me Powder
Cause my skin is the same color as clam chowder
Branch out, I'll splatter your grey matter
When I'm late for a date
Drink tea with the Sane Hatter
[Hook]
-
[Verse 1]
Yo they thought I made a million dollars off I Love College
Got a motto, full ride them then retire to Bahamas
I probably shouldn't my goodness, no idea what I have put up with
Bunch of lame excuses from the suits up in the music biz
Listen to what Q-Tip said, “game it be the shadiest”
Keepers at the gate, what it take for you to play my shit?
I've been super patient, watching dudes get in my lane
But lets be honest for a second, we all know we're not the same
And I know just what you think, this wonder is one hit
It's a product or a... I promise it's not it
No verse that I ain't rip
With words that you can't script
We all know who did it first, it just hurts you to admit
I've been shitted on, spit up on, dissed and forgotten
Rick Ross can be a cop, Drake started from the bottom
No offense, I don't want to start a problem but come on
All I ever did was tell you I was champ in beer pong
I don't want to live forever but sure hope it lasts long
Never underestimate the power of a rap song
Never following a fad, I create a platform
Have a son and leave him something
Hopeful he can pass on like
[Hook]
We're here to stay and never ever going away, right?
We're here to stay and never ever going away, right?
We're here to stay and never ever going away, right?
[Verse 2]
Keep my foot up on the gas, now I'm never going back off
Now they're saying, “Ash, yo that mother fuckers back dog.”
Sure, had it in my palm but I had to let it go
Some may say I'm wrong, but it's the only way I could grow
Most don't understand this entire thing is out control
No matter how it's going down, always have to let them know
Kids eat your vegetables, stretch, wear your SPF
Give 110% work until it's nothing left
I refuse, but I confess
Wanted me to keep them dumb
Get them stoned, get them drunk
I'm supposed to let them dunk?
Nah fuck that, man I'm jumping up to stuff that
Even if that means I'm getting stuck with just a buss pass
Bucks keep the money, I love the feeling of hungry
101 and running from the city it's always sunny
I'm cunning and funny, something you can never take from me
I know you feel it coming, mummy didn't raise a dummy
Love me hate me call me crazy no matter what they rate me
Or how serious they take me, what the labels try to make me
Man I know that I'm amazing, I'll prove it just you wait
And I'll never have a problem when I reach the pearly gates like
[Hook]

Top Asher Roth, Pabst And Jazz

[Verse 1:]
Lackadaisical, paps and radio
Playing the latest Johnny Coltrane up on the Casio
Making me make my lady moan
Smoking strain of OG, roll trees
Sounds hot when you say you're stoned
Lost and faded though, a Miles Davis flow
Lots of soul, [?] how's he know? I suppose
In the cold without a coat, it's so cold, kid is froze
To the toes, and the more, anything is possible
I'm rocking massimo like I'm a Aussie bro
Drinking Foster's in the back of Billy Bob's Camaro
But ya not so artsy though, this ain't a [?] show
Party with the barbies just started up a cardio
Probably go unguarded if I could like I'm [?]
This is where my heart is to my darling then I'm sorry yo
I'm Marcus Garvey mode, I ain't gon' argue yo
This one be the hardest like it's starving in the arctic so
Stop the [?] the kids who try to box me
Obviously never stop me on my quest with Asanti
We Giovanni, Dolce and Gabbana, Don't you need line up a [?] up on the vinyl thought you needed a reminder
[Verse 2: Hassani Kwess]
I'm raping the beat through writing, G and letting it be the life of me
Rhyming it nice and climbing the pipes and letting the dope enlighten me
I'm hyping G (spaz), right go for the shot for 3, swish
Buckets, puppets on Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood ain't nice as me
Like it B? (Not.) Tough. Blame Rich for throwing me audible crack
I catch lack in the D, suggest you audible that, break chill
You know you a fan my man, you love it in fact
[?] baby stay in the building, you stuck in the shack, God damn!
Chill [?]
Never the last remaining [?], loving the real and loving the rap
Never the stacks, honeys be loving the steez, of course I'm loving them back
You can catch me putting my flag on top of the hill and puffing a black
Killing the flows, fa sho, give 'em those and they right
In them shows, TZ, be the pros, it's fact
So fast, I dash, catch up, and stack
Give them the jazz and the cash
Give them that, it's a rap

Top Asher Roth, Space

[Verse 1]
Hey baby, it's all gravy, we all crazy
It's not you, it's me? That's what they all say
But could you leave me alone? This be my off day
Please don't tweet, don't text, don't call me
I need space and some room to breathe
Kick my shoes off, chill, and just shoot the breeze
Little margarita or a daiquiri
And I can't enjoy that if you hassle me
And last night it was really a blast
That flat little tummy and magnificent ass
You a bad little mami with some style and sass
But you blowin' up my phone makes me sick of you fast
All emotion aside, you need to hide that
Please girl, don't be a venus flytrap
If you see me on the streets, give a, "Hi Ash"
Then keep it movin' and then maybe I'd be right back
[Hook x2]
Lemme get some space
Yesterday was great
Girl get out of my way
I ain't fuckin' with you
[Verse 2]
We just young and we havin' some fun
Just because I let you hump doesn't make you the one
I'mma take a vaca and no you can't come
Spend a few days alone on a island with sun
Let me chill for a bit and get my head straight
Get out the way or just catch a little head fake
Spin move, stiff arm like an ESPY
I'm not playin' little lady, don't test me
Come on girl, you know clingin' ain't cool
You be all up in my face, you be breakin' the rules
I mean how much can I take when you actin' a fool?
See I don't want to hate, there's no need to be rude, but
Yeah, this my space, you should respect that
And always know patience makes sex last
Don't be afraid, you could say, "You the best, Ash"
Then keep it movin' and then maybe I'd be right back

Top Asher Roth, Paradise

I wanna go with some how really want bang-bang-bang all day
No shirt, no shoos, all good cause hey-hey-hey
That's way feel great
We can go to the beach to flow to the sea, smoke wide and lay with a shake
'
But it's only one rule no dudes all babys
Margarita, pina colada,... tequila, 'oh my God
All of the chicks with bikini
Yeah that's right, watch it from day to night, faded in my raise baby
I can't even say it right
Ha-ha-ha live it up fuck it I don't need a cop
Catch me in the ocean drinking potion out of coconut
And this it's the life we got it, we got it going good
This is the life we got it, we living like we should
And this it's the life we got it, we got it going good
This is the life we got it, we living like we should
I don't really wanna work, I just wanna bing-bing on the roads all day
No shirts, no shoos all good
Cause hey-hey-hey, I feel great
We can go to the beach to flow to the sea, smoke wide and lay with a shake
'
But it's only one rule no dudes all babys
I'mm play in a way... like dangerous, like Jake come save me
Catch fish with the free hand, eat with ', I'm graving
Turn it up, I'm getting drunk, '
Can't get enough of that, feeding up in the same time
...
Around the 'singing to the breeze
I can never lie, enough beats on the beach
And this it's the life we got it, we got it going good
This is the life we got it, we living like we should
And this it's the life we got it, we got it going good
This is the life we got it, we living like we should

Top Asher Roth, Dope Shit

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
What up world? Finally here
Let me roll up a joint while you grab us a beer, for
real
I feel like things been getting a bit weird
So I've got a bone to pick with all the music I hear
Amongst all the marketing schemes
I try my hardest to embark within the artist in me
Wear my heart on my sleeve, play my part on the beat
And when I'm on the other stars I find it hard to
compete
But all the jargon gets bombarded makes it harder to
keep
Going on with what I started before I fall on my feet
Cause all they want is just a product, sing a song
about weed
Being blunt and being honest doesn't sell CD's
You see, I've been loving titties and such
But there's so much I'd rather talk about than being a
drunk
Skinny dippin' with some women real thin with the bud
Is way more interestin' than listenin' I guess it's
because
[Hook: Asher Roth]
See that underground sound the radio don't play
So today to be a star you've gotta look both ways
They say they want that dope shit, dope shit dope shit
Well I'm here
They say they want that dope shit, dope shit dope shit
Well alright, but they want something more commercial
Well alright
See that underground sound the radio don't play
So today to be a star you've gotta look both ways
They want that dope shit, dope shit dope shit
Well I'm here
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
Weed is all nonsense
As long as we believe it we'll continue to be heavenly
incompetent
It's all profit
As long as they're controlling our thoughts they're
calling the shots, it's obvious
With no options
We turn on the television and all they tell us is to
listen to gossip
They're all monsters
Convincing you they're living under the bed or even in
the closet
But they're in our work, in our church, in our
conscience
And in our schools, in our rules, in our congressmen
Confused use God defense
But how soon we find out even God's with them
My God your God who's side you with?
My God's your God two sides are split
Common sense, not science of rocket ship
That's why I dream, step to a new consciousness
In my dream slept with the new [?]
Speak through, seek truth, think positive
Do concerts connect with an audience
And tell the whole world direct that we all in this
We all fall down are fathers had started this
To all y'all we all got a part in this
When it's all said and done put my heart in this
And then still find time for some party shit
[Hook: Asher Roth]
See that underground sound the radio don't play
So today to be a star you've gotta look both ways
They say they want that dope shit, dope shit dope shit
Well I'm here
They say they want that dope shit, dope shit dope shit
Well alright, but they want something more commercial
Well alright
See that underground sound the radio don't play
So today to be a star you've gotta look both ways
They want that dope shit, dope shit dope shit
Well I'm here
[Outro: Asher Roth]
I'm feeling pretty good right now
Just got some shit off my chest, right
You know I'm all for some good music and just chillin'
and vibin' out
I think it's only appropriate that we breaking it down
But right now were here for this in fact it's 1500 or
Nothin'

Top Asher Roth, Females Welcome

Hold on, did you see the Farrah Abraham porno yet?
Yo, I'm glad that's not my girlfriend, man, I'll tell you that much
My smart bitch is my main hoe
My smart bitch is my main hoe
No more, no more
My smart bitch is my main hoe
No more, no more
Where those females at? The ones that never got below a B in class
Down to smoke some chronic, but she know she don't be needing that
Feeding facts, knitting, re-reading The Great Gatsby
Fights with Bill Simmons and differs with Bill Plaschke
Snacks be flax seed, almonds, and soy milk
But could dominate a Big Mac, no napkin, won't spill
Takes naps and chills, uses emojis and Nutella
Listens to good music, but didn't go to Coachella
No, nope, never got Talking Head tickets
Vinyl of Art Tatum, knows lyrics to Big K.R.I.T.
On some country shit, southern comfort shit, getting drunk and shit
Dancing on the tables, having fun and feeling wonderful
Don't want to be a player, she's requesting Big Punisher
Didn't wanna say it, but I think that I'm in love with her
Couple more sangrias and I'll want to put a son in her
Wolfgang Amadeus, better play it when I cum in her
Brain it be the greatest, though she doesn't play sports
When she picked her favorite player, she said it was Frank Gore
Bakes and makes sports, can play like eight chords
'Cause her parents made her take piano lessons until fourteen
Now my smart bitch is my main hoe
'Cause them lame hoes, ain't feeling them no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
Now my smart bitch is my main hoe
'Cause them lame hoes, ain't feeling them no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
She popping molly, just wants to party
Don't know that the shit's for the lost and gotti
Like Zach Denardi 'cause she likes attention
But I bet one day need an intervention
For the drugs and sex, girl's a mess
Better know when to slow, keep your hoes in check
Keep your head on your shoulders and don't forget
That sloppy bitches get no respect
Why don't you know?
Take it slow
Work it hard
Take it far
Why don't you know?
Take it slow
Work it hard
Take it far
Boy, I can see it in your face
You're all over the place
Can you stand up straight for me, yeah
Getting back on track if you want me back
Do the sweet talk
Do the sweet talk
Now my smart bitch is my main hoe
'Cause them lame hoes, ain't feeling them no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
Now my smart bitch is my main hoe
'Cause them lame hoes, ain't feeling them no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
Why don't you know?
Take it slow
Work it hard
Take it far
Why don't you know?
Take it slow
Work it hard
Take it far

Top Asher Roth, How Many Bars

[Boyder]
Baseball adjustable cap backwards
Walk by your crew, you're like, "that nerd's
On my last nerve", but it's all good, doggie
Cos I have your girlfriend with my coffee
That's twice a day, yeah, twice today
Girls would be abstinent if I was gay
When I talk to her I just keep it brief
Walk down the street with my peen out my briefs
Yeah, I'm a monster socially
Private counselors teach girls to get over me
Barracuda semen, swimming past ovaries
All ya'll thought white boys said was "totally"
If you're looking for me I'll give you a noogie
Yeah I get more head than a hoodie
You're gonna get it, how much you wanna bet?
Drop my pants, what you see is what you get
[Asher Roth]
Slim fitted, dim witted, get with it (get with it)
See your Benz dented, me and my friends did it (yeah we
did it)
Committed the dumb shit, dum-ditty
I did it in one sitting with just a dum-ditty
Come get it, I'm coming to some city
This summer the sun's gonna feel suddenly strong, ain't
it?
Goddammit the planet be so damaged
I can't even go roll without my suntan lotion
No, son, take a look up out the ocean
All over the globe what was frozen is now erosion
And being pulled to the coast with your mom's best
friend
And her son called ozone holes and
Sippin a mimosa
Mama in the back yard baking up a loaf of
Something so soulful
Hoping this banana bread
Gimme any hand full of that and I'll dismantle it
Had to hit up Cannon when I landed in Atlanta and
Told him how we about to go ahead and save the planet
and
Da-da-tantling, back up with my Dj
We be cleaning house now, put this one on replay
Alright um...

Top Asher Roth, Healer

My world is turning obsolete
Sometimes I struggle honestly with what I do believe
To hook it on and look beyond and tell me what you see
I see us needing what we want instead of what we need
Climbing towards the peak, find the motion is exhausting
Most have lost touch, still wondering regardless
Don't wanna pay attention on how to make a connection
When wrecking a man's treasure and throw it right in the garbage
Fault your own father, our fault he didn't bother
Wanted to be Plato, now challenged to think harder
The owner, think deeper, nothing came easier
Anxious and playing eager, impatient to play speaker
Nigger wait, teach'em how to thread the needle
People hating people, that horrible trained evil
On the morning's eve, be encouraged, take action
Only to receive distraction, distraction, distraction
In fact, what was I trying to accomplish?
Non traditional, non-fictional, spit contest
Not to mention blunt when you take shots with
Or take shots at, but might bounce back
And bite your ass if we ever cross paths
'Cause you never bother questioning the cold hard facts
Ever stop to ask to get out of my head
Subconscious tap, like a 90 light ache
Now the thought crosses, coming out of my neck
Spills into the palace, to the fellas breaking bread
Seeking balance, getting calluses instead
Working hard evaluing the tent
I know we ain't there yet
We've been living through your end
You don't have to be everything you think
We've been grabbed, wake up
We miss you
So conflicting, my interest in this mission
Try to walk away, feeling that nobody would listen
When you're always know to take the road of least resistance
You have to let it go, what's a plan without a vision?
I'm so confused what to do, can't see
In our food, in our noose in our sleep
An intrude to the roots of our trees
Inhaled in ourselves, get impaled when we breathe
If it fails we excel in a tweak
From the trails of the chem. trails pails in the scrip
Veils in the street, maam all held the week
While our freedom goes stealth to impale the gift free
We agree to debris to our silence
No sirens, no fire and no violence
More wires, more hard for their alliance
One more allowed to tag behind so try it
Talk about it, found people feel the same
The largest conversations say people go strained
Maybe it's in vain working for a better day
And hey maybe this will résumé
I know we ain't there yet
We've been living through your end
You don't have to be everything you think
We've been grabbed, wake up
We miss you

Top Asher Roth, Golden Midas

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
Y'all done fucked up now
Y'all sucked the sun out this motherfucker
Looking like one dark cloud
We been off for a while
But we just get to started
Let that feeling rub off right now
I'll say shit out loud, and you aren't really retarded
You just wanna go along with the crowd
It's ok, don't pout - we're not breaking the law
We gonna sort it all out right now
I'm in the mode of you gotta go hard and trust no one
Sleeping on the floor, cause homie, you never know when
You lay low, stay low, and keep firing
Cause you know it's lame as soon as you hear sirens
Move in silence but be all ears
Don't listen to the talk because it's all fear
It's right here, it's thoughts, it's idears
It's off the Mark Walberg dog, it's our year
Let's start the party, Hoorah and ah yeah!
All we need is some mid [?] and malt beers
I be jumping up on chairs
Telling everybody I'm the brand new Paul Revere, like
[Hook]
Only the truth gets spit...
[Verse 2: Boldy James]
All my guns got hairpin triggers
You Spongebob Squarepants, yellow-bellied niggas who square dance
Don't stand a chance against my concrete
You Taliban when them doors slide on that caravan
No more Mr Nice Guy, feel my wrath
Cause nice guys always finish last
Say hello to the bad guy, goodbye
Catch the holy ghost when I get you baptized
And prayed over, it's nap time
Tec 9, hollow tips, bottle cap size
And give you a makeover: flatline
For them 9s, them splits, and them halftimes
Last time you see a bad guy like me
Icy with a mag under my white T
Hook, line, sinker, cast iron
Reppin the [?]

Top Asher Roth, More Cowbell

In the meadows where we grow the rose petals
And we sip a glass of Merlot
While I blow the Portabello
Like Cruello with a Cigarillo
Hello, Listen Up
This is Asher from the Morrisville
A little North of Truck
What the fuck?
Oh you didn't know little homie flow?
He a pro, Use a little more
You's a little slow, how slow?
Little Kelso. Smoking elbows?
If so, let me know I'll just give you my cell phone
Hell froze, Elmo, I'm sticking like Velcro
So, you ain't got the pasta you don't get the Pesto
Presto, Go to infinity and beyond it
Rhyme shit spitting gets imprinted on your conscious
Ash, shit, this world's sitting in your palm
And it's important that you know this
So you never get it wrong
Says my Mom as she reads the Tarot cards and the stars
This called me to go and be a motherfucking boss, Ricky Ross
Look at Paul Roth, kid is all talk
He's a narc, he's a lost cause
Fuck em cut em off
But this dog's off his leash
I'm showin ya'll my teeth when I speak
Yeah, I mean I bring Prometheus heat
Lean in your seat
You'd think that they'd be leaping to see
A commercial MC keep an ear to the street
Because Jeez
We sick of watching all this shit go on
But this song ain't done yet, so son you start marching
A marksman, Part Marge, Part Bart Simpson
But the other parts Descartes, Bars is raw wisdom
A lost art. I talk part of a larger mission
But you'd rather slack off with Sharks than pay attention
So Bark Bark, another subpar spittin'
Yeah, my time is limited and I refuse to waste a minute
So finish, Bustin' Ass, Snuffaluf-gas
In the cab huffin' grass, Fuck it I puff puff pass
Enough of that, Oughta buy out the suckerin' succotash
Sup with Ash? Yo, what happened?
Yo, I heard that fucker cracked
Yo, I heard he was abducted they put something in his ass
Well, I heard he had a run-in with a bear and got attacked
Now, Where'd you come up with that
Run and tell your mother that this motherfucker's back
Paper or plastic? Nah. I bring my own bags
Now how you want to pay for that? Straight cash
Evil Laugh
Yeah, I've been playing phone tag for the last
6 months with my label, Tell them fools to call me back
I play charades sippin' chardonnay fifty times a day
Feeling great, can't wait to taste the marmalade
Fade away, Himalayan retreat to find me
Good grief. Loose leaf? I treat it like Bruce Lee
Who's he? Why y'all keep seeing truth in 2D?
My speech be like I mixed Rufies with Kool Keith

Top Asher Roth, RetroHash

Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Right
I be on my own
Scouring the globe in designer clothes
Surfing on the waves, million dollar boats
Really want to stay, but I gotta go
Searching for the pot of gold
Like a domino
Fall into the flame, but designed to float
My heart is made of shame, its a hollow home
Caught up in a game where the liars go
What'd you say, I don't know
We all got problems, don't need yours
But keep that shit on record
What the hell ya'll be lookin' at me for
We all just ordinary people
Can't see, won't speak no evil
I peep through that old key hole
Don't think you need that ego
Where them high hoes meet the street floor
I'm free form on fly
Can't nobody hold me except muah
Don't nobody know who gets to ride
Losing control from the driver's side
Oh little did we know we were home the whole time
Highs with the lows and the lows with the highs
From the seed to the fruit, from the vine to the wine
From the tree to the root, to the child inside
I be on my own
Scouring the globe in designer clothes
Surfing on the waves, million dollar boats
Really want to stay, but I gotta go
Searching for the pot of gold
Like a domino
Fall into the flame, but designed to float
My heart is made of shame, its a hollow home
Caught up in a game where the liars go
What'd you say, I don't know
Ooooooh
Oooh weh oooh
Oooh weh oooh
Oooh oooh
Ooooooh
Oooh weh oooh
Oooh weh oooh
Oooh oooh
I be on my own
Scouring the globe in designer clothes
Surfing on the waves, million dollar boats
Really want to stay, but I gotta go
Searching for the pot of gold
Like a domino
Fall into the flame, but designed to float
My heart is made of shame, its a hollow home
Caught up in a game where the liars go
What'd you say, I don't know
On my own
In designer clothes
Million dollar boats
But I gotta go, searching for the pot of gold
On my own
In designer clothes
Million dollar boats
But I gotta go, searching for the pot of gold

Top Asher Roth, Running Away

[Verse 1:]
A cold war
Colder than four Coors
Extorted and sold short
Curious, poor George
Fury is four
And this is the floor
It's like the story of the tortoise
Or delivery stork
Ultimate warrior
More Mickey Rourke
It's been reported there's a shortage of the barbecue pork
I try to ignore it like somebody who snores
But it's important
Can't afford it
Like a four door sport
"I'm euphoric, "
I retorted
I've been bordered up by border
I'm a sort it out in order
I don't need your support
I don't give a shit
Not interested in anybody's listening
Do it for the gist of it
It's just what my condition is
[Chorus]
[Verse 2:]
And yeah I'm having trouble sleeping
It's definitely my fault
Is it another reason I'm completely in downfall?
Maybe it's just the season
Mercury rounds off
Right on my mid heathen
Yeah I'm secretly "wow, Roth"
Telling me this is freedom
Then I need you to vouch for it
Feel like life teasing me
Feeding me South Park
Fighting to keep the peace
Maybe need to get out more
This machine cheats
Time to even the route score
Stuck in the downpour
Alone and I'm outdoors
Hoping that it won't keep going though
Moving the doubt for
Realer than who you keep around
Sure to look out for
So you can tell it's found
Never leaving without yours
I sure
[Chorus]

Top Asher Roth, Demonic

I see you, the hottest thing up on the floor,
The way she moves got me wantin more,
Drink in my hand, DJ play my song,
Got me feelin good I'm about to get it on,
I can't explain I'm in the mood the way you do the
things you do,
She got the look she got the moves, she got it ooh she
demonic
On the dance floor she transforms, the way that she
moves put a trance on you,
Ooh can I put my hands on you, there's not much that I
won't do
It's no secret I want ya girl you're my mantre girl
free aren't ya girl
I'm at your mercy girl don't hurt me girl got a bad
case of a devil worshipperrrr...
Nah nah nah hold up hold up hold up
I'm on my way in rap, ain't no girl gettin in the way
of that,
I want my name on plaques on stage I'm phased I'm a
dangerous actaaa
Strange as that little ash blew up got famous fastaaa
But fame is wack, I came here to change it, take it
back
Cause the way we act and the way we rap yea it's
maniac, satanic practically
We want change then changed we have to be
You see me I speak proactively and back it up with the
things I do
Everything we do we should think it through, yea I seek
the truth then I seek the booth
Yea I deep my roots to speak to you yea the scenic
route I take for inspiration
Converse with nature relay information, it's different
it's intimidation
But it's new ways we are intigration
This is it this be the disc good for the soul, safe for
the kids,
A to the s h to the e r you ready for the greenhouse
effect

Top Asher Roth, A Milli

A million here, a million there
Yeah you got a mil but for real dog, nobody cares
If you don't share, don't donate to charity
Children who can barely eat, no shoes on their feet
We don't see, we don't read, we don't really need to
Self-centered humans be the root of all evil
In this industry, we just feed our egos
Got a seven series and a brand new peacoat
With that "Oh, Oh, look at me yo.
Heard that Asho Milli, he ain't talking about me though"
Yes I am, yo you call yourself a man
But it ain't about the money, it's about what you stand for
This is for my people who can't afford pampers
Wake up in the morning got my clothes out the hamper
Money ain't the answer, still ain't cured cancer
I ain't got a mill but I'm a pretty good dancer
My advance lasted me about a week
After taxes, my bills and a big sack of weed
I am back to where I began, chilling watching CNN
Thinking damn, we are damned, not again
How is George Bush not in jail for treason
But Clinton gets impeached for busting semen
A million dead, a million scared
A million bars so you realize you took it to far
With your cars and your guns, ha, hardy har har
Till I'm dead and I'm gone I'm a party too hard
Life's short have a ball, matter fact have two
Yo,the government don't care, here's a big fuck you
Cuz gas is four bucks but they still drive trucks
Dumb & Dumber in your Hummer, yo I bet that sucks
Spend a milli at the pump, in the city you don't need that
Buy a fucking bike maybe you wouldn't be fat
Ha, Yo homie where the weed at
Yeah I need to relax, motherfucker I'm chill
It's just these stupid motherfuckers never get it, it's pathetic
Yo, they get to the pros and don't do shit like they Reddick
When I get that chedick (check) I'm a take it straight to the medics
Cuz these sick kids need it more than I need a necklace
Y'all need to respect this
I'm Asher Paul Roth, yo I'm always on the guestlist
Yeah I got a checklist, stay getting checked bitch
Keep your mouth closed don't let yourself get checked bitch
Rap's Wayne Gretzky, yes I'm the best and
Only 22 more like Alex Ovechkin
I suggest y'all invest in some self-
esteem, intervene with Charlston Heston's
Plan to arm every man with a handgun
Who kills people: the gun or the man? um,
I'm the best sword fighter in the land, come test me
I'll be drinking wine while practicing my fencing
And drive a jet-ski, straight multi-tasking
How are you so good? I don't know, don't ask me
A million here, a million there
Yeah you got a mil but for real dog, nobody cares
If you don't share, you don't donate to charity
Children who can barely eat, no shoes on their feet
We don't see, we don't read, we don't really need to
Self-centered humans be the root of all evil

Top Asher Roth, Pete's Jazz (freestyle)

Man I don't get what all the hype's about
We used to only wanna know who was the nicest out
And you were dope if you can flow and didn't write it down
But now the blow up it's like whoa, that doesn't count
Come on now, it's all about power and money
Yeah, the money and bitches
But bitches ain't shit, they just sexes with titties
I mean really, I be wishing that it wasn't so true
Cause I've been in it for a minute
Feeling long overdue
Eating tarel and soup, got a tarrel maseuze
And a parrel so rare, never wearin them 2
Man I can berly move in these enbarassing shoes
And when I'm staying at the charem and I'm charin them room
Like damn, this isn't fair yo, this shit got me fooled
Thought I'd live up on a mountain with a fabolous view
Sip the fountain of youth, be surrounded by boobs
Smoke the finest of the chronic, eat the finest of the foods
They stab me like I'm judas in the back with a tool
Cause this is nothing like the movies of the television tube
It's hard work, this art first,
And archer, get sharp first and then stars departure
Our heart hurts when bars start to falter
And hard work it's farmless, the marker
We all do it, we can be lazy and stupid
Like we gotta keep it cool
Ain't nothing trying nothing new
But I'll say, screw it, it's only people and music
We just do what feels good and
Giving everything to it
Cause I'm fresh as the father sparrow
Finer than farah fawcet
The line of walk is kinda dark but I'm not scared of darkness
Nah, nah, nah, I ain't scared of darkness
The line of walk is kinda dark but I'm not scared of darkness
fresh as the father sparrow
Finer than farah fawcet
The line of walk is kinda dark but I'm not scared of darkness
Nah, nah, nah, I ain't scared of darkness
Nah, nah, nah, I ain't scared of darkness
Darkness, darkness.

Top Asher Roth, Pass That Dutch (freestyle)

Don't matter to most mouths
But your style's honestly got me grossed out
Don't know how many cocks went in your mouth
And the copies of your album you buying, they don't count
Low brow, telling he's profound ?? bro
Give my body some work, it's so stout
No doubt, organically grown, sold out
With my own sound make for a properly worn crown
Yeah, my language of all language
It's so strange, it makes aliens learn English
You so strange, just like the pants of a lone ranger
It's so strange just like the cackles of Bojangles
So dangerous, Ringo met Rambo
Break a handle, Jane taught him how to tango
Way I'm slanging my ammo think I could light a candle
Standing on the banister and landed on the mantle
Micky, Minny, spitting real potent
I'm thinking shit is using cause I'm sick of looking in
And just in case you missed Imma rip the shit again
So what the haters listening, gotta listen to him again
Mary Kate taught me S&M; and the LES ?? let's begin
Questionnaire, call quest to quest love
To get drunk and guess what? Request snug
Gut shed regret less, regress none
Our best bet is to get dressed and get some
A phenomenons is I be on, doing shotty, rips at hotty chicks and talking bout a yawn
Got an awesome heart so I don't need a bodyguard
It's somebody in them but I need a car alarm
Time to make the party start but once we start the party some of the kids will party hard
Already barred, I'm blacklisted from the bar, yeah, but disregard the part about pissing in Clinton's yard
I'm a track star and facing a pad start that has to grab a stash after crashing his dad's car
?? when the city is gone dark and ain't selling tickets, the visitors gonna starve
En garde, kids wanting an encore, I ball hard, get bitches on tour
On star, the commissioner's on board, when I ask for permission he ditched me, said sure
See, I be going to war, I'm ordering more portions on the Bora Bora shoes
While the girls explore sorta like door to door, more curls, more curves
Obviously more grownup
Yeah, but hold up, won't never compromise
Even if it means the enemy ??
Outta time, outta line, I'm out the limelight
Need it for my gin and tonic right before I rhyme
Got my manger on hold, get rid of all the Styrofoam, Imma ride y'all
Adios party boy, yo, you gotta go
Me and that hot shit, we stake somebody cold
While I'm riding my exotic animal I'm off your coast
Giddyup getting up with Olivia, with the pretty buck give it up before I give it up
Getting stuck, thinking about how Imma finish up
When there's really no limit to how much I don't give a fuck
For the love I'm only doing it just because
With a sense of humor to loosen, but who's the judge?
Oh, who was the last to touch, man, you ruining my groove
Move it and pass the dutch
Man, pass the dutch.

Top Asher Roth, Wrestling Is Fake

Wrestling is fake all, wrestling is fake
Hey how you, play mash rough and the deja-vu
you still wrong so the kind of tabu
so tune the talk talk with a bit of panzu
true, what you're gonna do
if you don't know I'm the illest in the room
the cut dawn the trippin on shoes
with the tippy toe flow call the kill the kung fu
beats over the hit
this beat flow think I'm bull street
please ever beat em sweat the technique
me like I'm R Kelly on the belly of the beast
freak can't scare me
what you gotta stare like a weird have beast
throw us in the air and it's all about speed
I'ma give a..while I'm take it easy
please, sting is with dad
I'll be sleep with the need no rap
I can cheat be bro we smoke ash
you're about lead with the lead mustache
stack that's what I need I've been that all sell on key
go ahead laugh bag your seat of your..when it last in the week
ash and disease to be pass..
if you ask in the past to be pass in the sleep
ask me cheat the answer the heat
you can't blame me my town to sound beach
fake, piece of cake
excuse me while I clean my play
let me do me I don't need no hade
I just wanna go hey uptown on cake
bake I'ma day straight love my city P ain't my stake
hey I'm filly when I wanna get away
hey I'll be on the first plane I'll be headed to the bay
wait rock their shoe
the answer ..voodoo so move
left mojo in my favourite suit
get boose when I'm dump when I listen in the..
proof rhythm of the states
wish I had a sponsor ship from hades
in the..in your banks
get us no tag bis this is the shit don't change
fame is the hell of the drug
in the hotel in the bell of the bug
couldn't tell fresh bulldogs..
better run go to the bar and settle the club
nope I'ma stay home rock on the ..HBO
the dope show is we don't know
what's ..and girls know clothes
'cause I'm freaky hand I'ma love the..since I was little kid
take the..I will never ever love the..of them lips
chips..crash be in the coop
tryin to fix it stay home for school
but the only thing know was..screw it hang with the babes
plus to..came it six grave
..in the same time when I found wrestling it was fake

Top Asher Roth, Last Man Standing

[Intro: Akon]
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
Akon and Asher Roth
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
They say they want that hot shhhh, say no more
Had to walk around the block, couldn't take no more!
Like escaper from the rock, couldn't wait no more
Sean Con cocked penis mightier than the sword
So I'm sleeping with the whores while I file for divorce
Plain and simple and in short, when it rains, man, it pours
Stepping in manure, second sippin in the moor
Quickest leopard gets the boar, secret weapons win the war
Guessed, but I'm pretty sure that I'm destined to endure
Flesh into the core, Pauly D to Pauly Shore
World of cyborgs and tours of cyberspace
What's behind the door the allure something strange?
Of course, this is why I came, the forces are untamed
No corporate or dumb fame, I'll record for chump change
Course is unphased, contorted or concave
I'm sort of a poor sport, nothing short of Liu Kang
Got me feeling like
[Hook: Akon]
I fall and I rise, with the fire still in my eyes
My scars and my stripes, You know I will survive
The strength that I find when I dig down deep inside
Got me still in this fight, and I'll be the last man standing!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
I tried conversing with God, but only hearing myself
I be throwing up a lot but I ain't here for my health
When I'm feeling like blah, I had to loosen my belt
Ate the corn right off the cob, didn't need no help
So, now I've come to realize I'm on my own for real
So most of em I approach em with a Slomin's Shield
Keep my enemies close cause they prone to steal
When friends become foes know you're doing it well
Just keep it going
I'm a red pill taker, who's my real maker?
Group homes and tombstones to feel safer
Loopholes for new souls, let's keep praying
Too grown to complain, I create the lane I stay in
Forever underrated, so now I'm Nicholas Cage-ing it
Doing all about anything as long as you put my face in it
Face it, I didn't want to be famous, but that's the way it is
Way I play the game, no wonder the brother made it like
[Hook: Akon]
I fall and I rise, with the fire still in my eyes
My scars and my stripes, You know I will survive
The strength that I find when I dig down deep inside
Got me still in this fight, and I'll be the last man standing!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!

Top Asher Roth, Not Meant 2 Be

Sometimes I can't help but wonder why
Why there can't be me
Why I can't be I
Do I have to cheat?
Do I have to lie?
Do I have to steal?
Do I have to rob?
Why do problems always start with the good guy?
If I was a prick would I be on top?
Million dollar homes, Million dollar yachts
Corner office and my secretary hot
Wait a second, I think definetly not
My integrity is the only thing I got
Being selfish going to get you a couple of stocks
Leave you broke though when everything has stopped
Order to succeed, What can you only try
What you really need you can never buy
So I breathe deep how I spend my time

Top Asher Roth, Rub On Your Tits

Girls, girls, girls
Rub-rub on your titties
Girls, girls, girls
Rub-rub on your titties
I'm in the strip club staring at some tatas
Oooh yeah, I want that, give me, give me mama
Oh yeah, that's right, put it in my face girl
Where's all the breast milk? Let me get a taste girl (Mmmmm)
It's an interest, more like a fetish
To see big breast-es, bigger then my head is (Wow!)
I'm interested enough to get arrested
Federer effect, yeah, I'm up for some tennis
Back-forth, cross-court when she on all fours
Backhand in the full, sure to get a hand full (Gimme)
I hair pull, make sure I'm careful
Won't pull too hard, make it more bearable
Truth and dare, I dare you to take your shirt off
Over your shoulders it'll knock the dirt off
Thought I quit, are you kidding? Not a bit
Baby, stiffen up your lips, I'm a sucker for them tits, baby
There's something 'bout a thick chick (Girls)
That makes me want to flip shit (Girls)
I got something to admit, it's (Girls)
I really like it when you (rub-rub on your titties)
There's something 'bout a thick chick (Girls)
That makes me want to flip shit (Girls)
I got something to admit, it's (Girls)
I really like it when you (rub-rub on your titties)
(Yeah)
Look girl, when I grab it (grab it)
I got a tact tactic (tactic)
And if I could have mad tit (mad tit)
I'd have it like Brad Pitt (That's true)
Cause Angelina's got great tatas and Jen Aniston - woah! (Woah)
Pamela's got fake tatas and Anna Nicole
But anyway, I don't hate tatas, natural, silicone
It's all good, no fake tatas, I love those that are shown (Show 'em to me)
So, either way if it's A tatas (AA's), or size 44D (Big tits)
Can you put em in my face, mama, and rub on them for me?
I'm not a pig-headed chauvinist male, pathetic
Just a big-headed, slinging dick, pale sex addict
If a chick shows her tits, can I get a breast grab? (Please)
If she lets me go ahead, can I get the rest of that? (Come on)
Yeah, my male hormones are full-blown, can you blame me? (No)
So what if you know, ho? You can still lay me, uh
Not a thing, just a one-night bed fight
Get whips, get chains, I'm like "That's right!"
"Who's the boss?" is what I used to thought
Yeah, what I used to think, saying anything just to get it in
Suddenly it's setting in, I'm getting it, it's evident
Women are affectionate, need more then attention
When you loving them, them they loving it
Kisses and the hugs
When you rubbing them the right way, just keep rubbing it
Yeah, I'm cumming, can I cum all on your stomanich?
Right up on them titties, you can rub it in.

Top Asher Roth, Party Girl

Top Asher Roth, Hot N' Fun

[Pharrell]
Okay, we wrote this for a purpose, to motivate you at this time,
With this hypnotizing bassline, please feel free to lose your mind,
And get high, get money, get sex, get real, all intertwined
Oh yeah, this is stadium music, 50,000 at a time
[Chorus]
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
All the girls want, Hot N Fun
All they looking for is, Hot N Fun
All they ask for is, Hot N Fun
They keep wanting that, Hot N Fun
Look at you, look at me
Look at you, look at me
Hot N Fun, Hot N Fun
[Verse 1 - Asher Roth]
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Let it go
Homeboy, she’s dancing for a reason, not just cause on I’m on her hind,
Homeboy, it’s totally obvi, you don’t be listening to her mind,
She want to get right, get money, get sex, get real, all intertwined
This is stadium music, fifty thou jumping at a time
[Chorus]
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
All the girls want, Hot N Fun
All they looking for is, Hot N Fun
All they ask for is, Hot N Fun
They keep wanting that, Hot N Fun
Look at you, look at me
Look at you, look at me
Hot N Fun, Hot N Fun
[Nelly Furtado]
And then he’s breathing,
Love into lust,
So many reasons,
To save the cast,
Cause tis the season
[Pharrell]
To a new day,
People don’t want to think no more, they just want to feel
They want to let go
[Chorus]
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
All the girls want, Hot N Fun
All they looking for is, Hot N Fun
All they ask for is, Hot N Fun
They keep wanting that, Hot N Fun
Look at you, look at me
Look at you, look at me
Hot N Fun, Hot N Fun
Nelly Furtado:
And then he’s breathing,
Love into lust,
So many reasons,
To save the cast,
Cause tis the season
[Pharrell]
Come on
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)

Top Asher Roth, In The Kitchen

[Verse 1 - Asher Roth]
You're in deep water now pal don't foul out pal
Pow pow down south how now brown cow
Loud mouth shout shout had to knock him out, Ciao
Bail him out now just put it on my Loud account
Steve Riff needs this, never will I back down
Sleep this, breath this, never wear me out round
Read lips, she licks, tryna pull my trous' down
Weed lit, need Clipse playin' in the background
How how, I don't get it, should've got em out
Little Redmatics mixed in with Roy Holiday
Andele, andele, arriba, arriba
Asher Roth coming out your speakers
Yippeeya yeeah, about time we read up
I was in the out crowd playing with some D cups
Gee shucks, didn't mean to keep ya
They just need a little TLC every 3 months
[Hook - Asher Roth] x2
Me & Chuck, we make this in the kitchen
I'm not bullshittin, really made this in the kitchen
Hook the mic up, MPC on the table
Wrote a couple rhymes, so check what I'm saying...
[Verse 2 - Asher Roth]
Now I got my feet up without any sneakers
But if I did, they'd probably be some beat Chucks
Beats up the knees bump, bass be mean
Make you lean like the Pisa
Meet the Grim Reaper, killin em in FIFA
Kick it in the back yard, sip a margarita
Eat the dark meat, pepper on the paprika
Could've kept East, but I had to see the sea cuz
510 freedom, kiddo don't be dumb
Me won't leave so I'm following my green bud
Need bud, need bud, please only live once
Read a couple books while I'm soaking up the heat sun
We've only begun, beguns are beguns
Speak on you sheep, the Dos Equis He Man
Recon in Sweden, la vie European
Get up out of bed, turn my chi on

Top Asher Roth, Just Listen (just Asher)

Hello, you can start recording me at any time
Yo, I got something in my...
I need some water and something man
I got something in my fuckin, in my teeth
Ready? Alright cool
I'm here for the, fathers and mothers,
Sisters and brothers,
For the guilty, the innocent, citizens, and the immigrants,
If you ain't listen you missin out
Bear witness to the realist out (I bet they listen now)
If my voice didn't work, but my hands could talk
Would you take the time to see what a def man thought?
I could be alone and homeless
Hurt won't heal, but my cardboard sign so my words are real
Would you stop to drop change? Or stop for a change?
Engage in conversation, and exchange names?
Or maybe you would if my image was a bitch
Big lips and bigger tits show you what real sex is but,
What if I was picked for grave? Sick for days? Aged to be sick with aids?
Would you listen to my story that I swear is touching,
Or just blank stare cause you're scared to touch me?
If I'm Jewish or Christian does it affect your decision to
See past religion and simply listen to wisdom?
Would you really listen to my views on the government
If my raps were democrat and yours are republican?
Whether I'm black or white, gay, straight, hermaphrodite,
Half the time trash the light and we all act alike
So, pass the mic, don't assist being ignorant

Top Asher Roth, Keep Bouncing

It's a quiet Wednesday afternoon
Roommates all gone at work or school
And, I've got the whole house to myself so...
I might as well get naked as buck
Do jumping jacks with a glass of orange juice and double stacks
With syrup, syrup lots of syrup
And slurp... my words,
Words worth, work with words
Nerd, shirt Ash don\'t care
Murderous Murdock Holmes Sherlock Capones
Yo the flow is obnoxious,
Might want to hold your nose I just let one go
And if so, gonna make you nauseous
Aw shit, auspicious spit,
College kid hold your head like and ostrich
All on that raw shit, take it how you want it
Ash bad as Monet, 70 and sonnet
Chillin with the Axin maxin relaxin, enjoy the show
Comedy with some action,
Oh did I mention, sexual tension?
Yeah, oh yeah, bet that gets your attention
I've been skim breast fed for sex-ed
Wrestle my best friend, I'm still breast fed
Like to, push them together against my head
Then, test the bounce before I rest my head
So titty, titty tat, tat, boom bat diddly dat dat
The smoothest cool cat is Ash
That should last them at least two weeks
Before I league a new tree,
To feed the sweetie like it's Easter or Halloween, not I mean
Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday
Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday,
Yeah, Ash Roth in the house, blow pops in the house
Rang dang in the house, in the house make 'em bounce
I like boobies like you like nuts
Let's get together and make them touch
And your booty especially, bouncin' up and doen on my lil' wee wee
But there's something that means more to me
Then big titties and round booty
It's your personality... psyche!
It's um, fresh clean snapper, two cheeks to suck on after,
I want to eat your liver with some beans and a nice bottle of chianti
Chianti let's go to the bathroom and get busy
I just want to smack your ass, I just want to smack your ass (keep keep bouncing)
Uh, brain thang in the house
Got my feet on your couch, your girls titties pokin' out (watch 'em bounce)

Top Asher Roth, Gazpacho

Homie I'm the wrong one to f-ck with
Better call the sub it was all about the love but now I'm straight nun-chucking
Yeah it's such a shame when I see these young bucks
Get an itty-bitty buzz but can't even bite a cuplet
D cup sucking, titties in my face hit it 50 different ways while I'm f-cking
Chicken wing clucking, blowing getting dizzy on my trumpet,
When we get it done making sure she gets tucked in
Yeah f-ck the mush shit pure bread Labrador, rapping rabit habit ash back from sabbatical
Dag nabit that cat stacks is a mouthful had to snap back rat traps in my household
Now I fly south no doubt, Yea I'm out Yo
Kinda Kenny Powers Hangin out with the Gauchos
God roals, Eatin nachos and gazpacho
On the couch slob kicking off my zapatos
Hablo, Nah could'nt find no good cop so had to cop from the crops in Colorado
Almo got the bribe tho from the Five-O
Thank you very much oh Mr. Roboto
Throw it outside don't you know I go oppo?
Doc pro, diggin the own short stop flow?
Madonna so hot she used to make cock grow
Then she got gross wouldn't let me adopt so,
Vato, put a sock in it make the stop yo
Nah bro, never tell I'm resting in Morocco,
Rocco's modern life isn't so hot so
Doing what I like is my motto let em know
Should have starred in Desperado, whatever yo
Sort of look like Johnny Bravo, there you go

Top Asher Roth, Good Morning View

There's nothing like waking to the sun in you face like say
Hey kid, let's play, today is the day, I feel great after fall night sleep
And really cool dream bout this bacory: Egs and bacon please,
And a warm compety with some honey, yeah honey
Milk and honey, my buddies love it I run em muck my luggies
I never need a tell me talk a dummy luck
Got a chocolate like something to funny 'cause life is wonderful
Never let it trouble when you gonna do
Remember the number one rule, that this two show past
So throw em the new ash taking shoes off,
Put them the feed in the grass light
Hey you know what I'm saying
Just like is a nice day outside
Blue sky not a could in it
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
Yeah this barbecue it may be happen the pool
The truth is we got nothing to lose
Said listen the tune, stay cool and just taking the view
Poor shoes maybe open the boots
Hope you know that you lose that's the move
Yeah let's go to the roof
Roll the dude take the moment to
So get in from the wind til the sun it
Sing from the stomach, sun it keep your turn it
No let a room from you say something you know nothing about
But I'll loud on the front of the crowd
Settle down and enjoy when it's coming
World is an onion, pearl keep it for a hundred, no fronting I
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
It's my favorite song, you gotta put it on
Yeah it's my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
It's my favorite song, you gotta put it on
This this my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
It's my favorite song, you gotta put it on
This my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
This my favorite song, you gotta put it on
This my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you

Top Asher Roth, As I Em

Asher Roth - I Love College

Asher Roth - That's Cute

Asher Roth- Retrohash Full Album

RAW Cypher: Asher Roth, King Chip, $kinny & Chevy Woods

Asher Roth - Fast Life

Asher Roth - Common Knowledge

Asher Roth - Tangerine Girl

Asher Roth Responds to Eminem's Dis

GGN Asher Roth Gets Snoopified!!!

Asher Roth - G.R.I.N.D. (Get Ready It's A New Day)

Asher Roth | Taking My Time feat. Camila Recchio | OFFICIAL VIDEO [Prod. by EOM]

Asher Roth & Fat Tony - Sushi (prod. by Blended Babies) [Official Video]

Asher Roth - Lark On My Go-Kart (Explicit Version)

Asher Roth in The Backroom at 106 & Park

'Asher Roth' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Spike's Guys Choice (2009)

Actors

Genres

Roth, Asher Filmography

Asher Roth - I Love College

Asher Roth - That's Cute

Asher Roth- Retrohash Full Album

RAW Cypher: Asher Roth, King Chip, $kinny & Chevy Woods

Asher Roth - Fast Life

Asher Roth - Common Knowledge

Asher Roth - Tangerine Girl

Asher Roth Responds to Eminem's Dis

GGN Asher Roth Gets Snoopified!!!

Asher Roth - G.R.I.N.D. (Get Ready It's A New Day)

Asher Roth | Taking My Time feat. Camila Recchio | OFFICIAL VIDEO [Prod. by EOM]

Asher Roth & Fat Tony - Sushi (prod. by Blended Babies) [Official Video]

Asher Roth - Lark On My Go-Kart (Explicit Version)

Asher Roth in The Backroom at 106 & Park

Asher Roth "Be Right" Official Music Video ft. Major Myjah

Asher Roth - Be By Myself ft. Cee-Lo

Wild 'N Out | Asher Roth Shuts Down A WNO Girl | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Asher Roth Performs "Bastermating" Live on #SwayInTheMorning's In-Studio Concert Series

Asher Roth - Last Man Standing (Explicit Version) ft. Akon

ROTHBOYS by Asher Roth - Greenhouse Effect

Asher Roth - Fast Life (feat. Vic Mensa)

Gotta Get Up

DJ Enuff-Kid Cudi Asher Roth Freestyle on ALISTRADIO.NET Part 2

Asher Roth Performs 'Last of the Flohicans' & 'Be Right' | What's Trending Live!

Asher Roth I Love College ft Jim Jones Live @ MTVU Spring Break 09

Asher Roth Speaks on "I Love College" Success & Staying True to His Sound

'Fast Life' by Asher Roth | What's Trending Live!

Asher Roth and Chuck Inglish - "That's Cute" (Live) at Echoplex in L.A. [6/30/15]

Asher Roth Live - G.R.I.N.D Pencils of Promise Charity Concert

Asher Roth - Tangerine Girl (Daytrotter Session)

Asher Roth "Lark on my Go-Kart" (LIVE AS SHIT!)

Asher Roth I Love College Live Lounge

ASHER ROTH | Wrestling is Fake performed live on Planet Rocke

Asher Roth - La Di Da (on Later Live... with Jools Holland)

Asher Roth - Boom Boom Pow [Live Lounge Performance]

Asher Roth - Boom Boom Pow

BOBO Relaunch Concert - ASHER ROTH "COMMON KNOWLEDGE" LIVE - 2/21/12

Asher Roth in Chicago performing "GRIND"

Asher Roth LIVE from SXSW 2012 [DEF JAM Showcase][HD]

Chuck Inglish "For the Love ft Asher Roth" Live at Truth Studios

Asher Roth I love College Live

Asher Roth Live on Radio 4/2/2014 - Retrohash - Dude, Fast Life, Tangerine Girl

Asher Roth The Greenhouse Effect Vol. 2 Full Mixtape [DOWNLOAD]

Asher Roth - The Greenhouse Effect Vol 2 (2013) (Full Mixtape) (+download)

Asher Roth- RetroHash (Full Album) [Explicit] {Track List included}

Asher Roth - Seared Foie Gras W/ Quince & Cranberry [FULL MIXTAPE] (+Download) (2010)

CHUCK INGLISH - WAARP Radio, Vol. 1 (feat. Asher Roth, Orange Calderon & friends)

The Pace Report: "Lyrically Retro" The Asher Roth Interview

Asher Roth Show in San Diego @ The Irenic [July 1, 2014]

Funny Videos - Silent Library Ep33 - Asher, Justin

Let's Play: Game of Thrones. Ep. 2 Part 4: Asher Roth Stabing People

Asher Roth i love college dubstep remix

QR - MS - Fabian Roth vs Asher Richardson - 2014 Yonex Belgian International

Lina in LA 16 - Vorbereitungen für den Musikvideodreh, Bad Day, Traumhaus, Lauren Moshi

Kel Tec PF-9 Detail Disassembly & Reassembly

Cody Simpson - Surfers Paradise (FULL ALBUM)

Halo Reach assassination tower montage 1

The (Weed) Tape

GermanRhymes.de - Interview with Cunninlynguists

Akon LIve In BBC Radio 1s Big Weekend 2009 DVB HDTV 1080i Full

Cody Simpson - Surfers Paradise [Full Album 2013] iTunes Version