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  1. Typical fast food has creepy additives, like Tbhq. Tbh, fresh food doesn't need it. -rito is tomorrow:

  2. Twist and flip.

  3. Typical fast food has creepy additives, like Natamycin. Ew, Natamyburrito. is 3 days away:

  4. In the future you'll be able to teleport to burritos. Or have them teleport to you.

  5. Building it up so you can take it down.

  6. Fielder's choice.

  7. Dim the lights, put on the slow jams, unwrap burrito.

  8. Hotter than your mixtape.

  9. Tinfoil is like a tortilla for the tortilla.

  10. Come over, can't sleep.

  11. Fact: everyone looks 100% more attractive holding a burrito.

  12. PSA: Remember to breathe between bites.

  13. 99 avocados and not a pit in one.

  14. Eat your burrito bowl like nobody's watching.

  15. Every hero needs a sidekick. Every meal needs a drink.

  16. Typical fast food has creepy additives, like Polysorbate 80. Sounds like an evil robot is 10 days away:

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