Kamal may refer to:
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A story about Reanna that doesn't believe in men and love her whole life. Her principle is very simple that love will only bring suffering and men are all useless. Due to this, Reanna only go on three dates only. After the 3rd date, they will not see each other anymore in whatever way, in which she believe, is more than enough for her to experience short term love without the risk of getting hurt. But, everything changes right when she met Mikhail, a guy that is the total opposite of her, a good guy. Mikhail got dumped by Adira, and chooses to be with Reanna through 3 dates. Mikhail is different from any guy that she met before plus with all the special present from him on their dates has cause her to fall in love for him. It's a shame that after their last dates, Reanna fails to admit her feeling for him. What she will do, will she against her own rules?
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Cory Lodge is the supreme scam artist, who put his world on the line when he baits the multi millionaire television producer Mr. Jillbralta into putting up 500K for a new reality TV show... "Survive This..." Cory and his beautiful assistant decide to film their show from the legendary haunted, Pirates Island. Soon Cory and the contestants learn the hard way why this island has be deserted... As the show's super sexy contestants begin to die... one by one. Tune in and see just who may "Survive This..."
Outwit, Outplay, Out on your ass
Mike: Why don't we just take the money and bounce, man?
Mike: Relax. It's happy hour.
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When two unemployed telephone pranksters decide to use their vocal "talents" to impersonate a Chicago mob boss and curry favor with organized crime in New York, the trouble begins. It isn't long before Johnny and Kamal (the "Jerky Boys" of crank call fame) are wanted by the local mafia, the police, and their neighbor.
Keywords: actor-playing-himself, anarchy, bar, bar-owner, based-on-recording, beer, best-friend, bulldozer, chicago-illinois, clown
They were just a couple of losers from Queens... until they dialed a wrong number and got the mob!
Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.::Burger Bob Customer: What does that have to do with ANYTHING?::Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Because I can't see damn it, you son of a bitch
Band Manager: The fuckin' MONKEYS?
[Kamal throws a piece of cement to Foreman's head]::Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here!::Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes?::Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh?::Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time!::Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!
Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Cab 1557, I want to speak to dispatch, please.::Woman on the Radio: Yeah, what do you want?::Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] I'm somewhere on Houston Street. How do I get back into Queens?::Woman on the Radio: What? You've been here for ten years, you idiot! You don't know how to get to Queens?::Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Listen, some big guy come into my cab. He asked me to change the bill, I didn't. He took a big... hit me over the head. My teeth hurting, I cannot even remember... [screaming] Help!::Woman on the Radio: Some guy hit you with a brick? Why didn't you say something? Let me get the cops over there!::Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Oh. No, no, no. No cops, thank you.
Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?::Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.::Ernie Lazarro: A what?::Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.::Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?
Mrs. B: Brett is a very nice hard working man. I wish the two of you were more like Brett Weir.::Johnny: Ah, come on. It's not like we ain't had jobs. What about the mason's job we had a ways back?
Woman at the Hospital: Sir, could you please use a proper terminology?
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Layla refuses to get married because she believes all men are liars especially after her sister's tragic suicide on her wedding day when her fiancé left her. Layla's father decides to put an end to her stubbornness and sends a letter that explains her problem to Ahmed who works as an editor for the local newspaper. His friend Kamal, a womanizer wants to settle down and find a wife. Ahmed suggests that Kamal should meet with Layla and ask for her hand in marriage, and both of them get engaged. When Layla discovers more on Kamal's past, she breaks off the engagement and the problems commence.
Keywords: bride, broken-engagement, car, columnist, editor, electronics, engagement, fiance, jealousy, love
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After years in the fashion industry, the once naive Kamal (Rushdy Abaza) becomes Cairo's top fashion designer and ruthless lothario. News of his fiancée Nadia's (Soad Hosny) arrival after three years abroad is a dilemma, as Nadia was in love with the naive, loyal Kamal. Kamal thus resorts to hiding his womanizing past by all means possible.